Cementhead

🤣😂 Not just coffee, wine and water for you today, you deserve 3 fancy drinks 🍹🍹🍹 for this one!

I have a feeling Jeremy is going to get in shit for his birthday tweet because it isn't nearly gushy enough for Audrey. What, no mention of how madly in love he is with her or how she's the most beautiful woman in the world? How about the photo he used? I mean, come on, it doesn't even show off her thigh gap. And you can't even tell that she is a red head?! Are you new, Jeremy? Not enough, dude, not enough.

Please tell me they serve alcohol on our trip to Hell because I am going need a lot of it. The bit about 'her father holding her daughter' alone requires many glasses of wine. 🙄x100. I literally said out loud, to nobody, Are you fucking kidding me? when I read that bit.

I took it as a joke, too, but in the context of the back and forth she was having with Meghan at that very moment, to me, it was a joke at the expense of the viewer. Meghan said that the viewers were being "too precious" about her and Joy's relationship and said something like we were all too worried about Joy and Joy's feelings and don't feel bad for her because Joy loves it just as much as I do and Joy just sat there, did not dispute it and then gave her "watch The Talk joke." In that context, I found it really condescending to the viewers. In any other context, I wouldn't have. If she had just thrown that out on her own, no biggie, but she said it in response to Meghan telling us viewers to basically fuck off.

They probably tried a few times and I can't even imagine how that scene went down. Whoopi's always made it perfectly clear that she is just there for the pay cheque. I always go back to the episode of 30 Rock she was on playing herself and someone asks her why she is on The View and she says "Bitch gotta eat." Yeah. That about sums it up. I don't think there is anyone left in production who gives 2 fucks about the quality that they are putting out day after day. That ship has sailed. Exhibit A: Whoopi. Exhibits B-Z: Meghan. Now it's all about the number of tweets and likes and filling up half the show with commercials disguised as View Your Deal. Quality content be damned. Who gives a shit? They were bragging online that they are Number 4 in the ratings. Wtf. I guess in the day of shit garbage tv, number 4 is something to brag about. Sad. I was Team Joy forever and a day but ever since she told us to go watch The Talk, I don't even think she gives a shit anymore.

I, too, was expecting a long line of fill-ins for Abby and thought for sure Elisabeth and her trusty new bible accessory would show up. Maybe they tried but they can't get anyone to actually want to join this shit storm even for a week or a day.

😲What?! Even NPH has made her enemies list? This is new information for me. I wonder what happened there. Interesting! I remember a few years back I would see constant photos from their Instagram accounts all over the internet at my daily haunts. Spending the holidays together, vacations, in the kitchen cooking together, blah, blah, blah.

I didn't either! I was speed reading through here earlier and as I zoomed by that photo I thought it was a recent photo of her posing with Ray Liotta. I was so confused for a minute because I couldn't figure out why Ray Liotta would be posing with Miss Snowflakey McSnowflake.

😂🤣 This sounds like it was awesomely awkward to watch. This show is still dead to me but I love Ricky Gervais so much that I had a fleeting moment where I thought I might tune in to see this moment but then I remembered that I hate Meghan McCain more so than I love Ricky Gervais, so my sabbatical shall continue. I did flip to it for the first time in over a month just as Meghan was introducing her Mother in audience as she was talking about, wait for it, her father. And his cancer. Lather, rinse, repeat, indeed. Then they put up those old pics from that stupid app and when Whoopi's came up and they were all going on about how young she looked Meghan was YELLING at the top of her lungs. OH MY GOD!! YOU LOOK SO YOUNG!! NOT FAIR!!!!! NOT FAIR!!! OMG. So I'm good for another month.

Ha, maybe it was. I am always the last person in the room to 'get' the joke so it wouldn't be the first time a joke went over my head. But if it was a joke, it was pretty lame.

"Excuse the double chin," she writes. Because let's get the super important things out of the way first. Like her looks. This chick is seriously obsessed with her appearance. I wonder how many bodies of water she has fallen into from gazing at her reflection for too long.

I LOVED SATC and I loved the 1st movie and was all in for the 2nd one, too. But then they went and took them OUT OF THE CITY and sent them to Abu fucking Dhabi?! What the hell was that even about? 😳😲 SATC is nothing without NYC. The city of New York was pretty much another member of the cast.

Word on the street is that Al's brother-in-law's cousin is shopping around a book idea. 😜

Yes, I agree. I don't think they resemble each other in the least either. Though I do see the mouth resemblance now in that tennis pic.

Nope, not your screen, her hair has had that added red tone to it for a while now.