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All throughout the episode I was so annoyed because I could think of no scenario where Nicole is evicted this week. Enzo can’t vote, and we all know he wouldn’t do it anyways. Christmas would evict Cody for a bazillion reasons. Cody would most likely evict Christmas over Nicole because final two blat blat blat. RAWR she is going to make the final three and then the final two and then will win and crow for the rest of time that she is the only two time winner and fire will burst forth from my eyes.

They mentioned this morning that this is the first WS since 1993 that will be played entirely on artificial turf...

Wait. Did I miss something? Are there multiple winners in one season of BB? Is this a team game? Tyler should have been allowed to take his cow. Oh my god I was ROLLING when they played the dramatic music when Nicole was spraying the sunscreen and then the machine gun sneezes.

Tampa Bay beat Dallas to win the hockey. LA beat Miami to win the basketball. Tampa Bay will play LA to determine who wins the baseball. Guess we are on track for a Bucs - Chargers Super Bowl!

During the regular season I have come to really loathe the damn Rays, but I cannot root for Dave Roberts, so go Tampa?

Did FOX make him do this because Thom Brenneman left? Because I can’t imagine Joe Buck chose to do a random Green Bay/Tampa Bay game in the middle of October rather than game seven of a league championship series. I mean, regardless of which game he did today, he would still have tomorrow off before the World Series starts. Or wait, is he calling Buffalo/Kansas City tomorrow? He can’t be, because that would be like 14 days straight of scheduled games.

The Giants got totally screwed that the non-interception stood. Also, play some fucking defense Jesus Christ.

Apparently the prevailing wish to lure the casuals to watch the WS was The Cheating Astros vs. The Team They Cheated. A lot of true baseball fans, anecdotally, wanted those cheaters nowhere near the WS.

Rays made this WAY more dangerous than it needed to be. Whew!

Is TBS really calling ANY member of the 2017 Astros a hero? Get ALLLLLL the fuck out of here with that horseshit.

I don’t know how detestable they are, but I didn’t realize until this week just how much I loathe them, and I have no idea why.

No they’re not. That never happened. HOUSTON SHOULD HAVE BEEN BANNED FROM POSTSEASON PLAY WHY ARE WE REWARDING DIRTY FILTHY CHEATERS

I am going to go buy three cases of bottled water just to spite Brita. Ok so not really, even though I do use bottled water, but the ad I just saw for them was apparently supposed to be cute, and was the polar opposite of that. Small moppet is pushing, on a dirty supermarket floor, a case of water. She stops at a shelf and STEPS ON THE CASE to grab a Brita pitcher off the top shelf. THEN SHE WALKS AWAY AND LEAVES THE CASE ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE SHELF. I hate all of the words I just typed out.

Keyshawn Johnson, talking about what Le’Veon Bell might be thinking - “I know I’m going to get with this guy who is going to get me off every game.” 😳

BB can you have Kaysar pop up in everything? Like on all other shows too? ”No, I sealed your partner’s fate” is one of the best show moments ever and I don’t see any hamster in any season ever topping it. Enzo knows we can hear him, right? OMG you are so right about Nicole’s hellmouth of an outfit. It didn’t even fit right! Down ho Barbie, indeed.