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Houston wants to franchise Jadeveon Clowney as a linebacker which is the dumbest thing I have ever heard.

Like seriously. WHAT THE FUCK. Chapman already did not fucking have it, so you pitch to this guy, of all fucking guys.

Little Fella. Ha! Love it.

Maybe stop pitching to Travis d’Arnaud?

I am full on hatewatching this terrible show at this point. I could not have clockwatched more than if my eyeballs were made of actual clocks.

“The Amazing Race, now run solely by former Big Brother contestants for the next four seasons!” Tampa Bay posted an amusing tweet after the perfect game that wasn’t - something like “shift happens.” I mean, you have a perfecto going. Why are you messing with what you have?

DAMMIT.

I love the small things too, like when Rachel was pissed at Joanna and Joanna is trying to entice her not to quit and Rachel says “...say more things like that.”

The women’s final is on the schedule until 2:30. Would even a three-setter go that long?

How does the Greatest Tennis Player of all Time play so great throughout tournaments, but suddenly start wilting in the finals? And it’s a different lady opponent every time!

Ahh ok thank you. The emotion when Tyler Skagg’s mom threw out the first pitch...oof. Grieving in public has to be one of the worst parts of fame.

Wasn’t Angel at first base for the 28 out perfect game? The guy who made Armando Galarraga make that sad face earned my enmity for life.

This is just one of his egregiously bad calls. The overhead cam showed just how far off the plate it really was.

Joe West is terrible. The WORST.

Has anyone ever heard Roger make a sound on court? It’s one of the reasons I love him. Also because Andy Roddick retired. Yes, I adored him and I fully own it. That and Roger’s terrible ponytail are why I actually used to loathe Fed with all of my being.