I am going to go buy three cases of bottled water just to spite Brita.
Ok so not really, even though I do use bottled water, but the ad I just saw for them was apparently supposed to be cute, and was the polar opposite of that.
Small moppet is pushing, on a dirty supermarket floor, a case of water. She stops at a shelf and STEPS ON THE CASE to grab a Brita pitcher off the top shelf. THEN SHE WALKS AWAY AND LEAVES THE CASE ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE SHELF.
I hate all of the words I just typed out.