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There is a lot going on with the world this week, and Dan Campbell is WAY too much to handle right now.

Fuck off, Lauren. If Fabiola were really and truly sick I feel badly for her, but I do not feel badly for how I feel that she CHOSE to wear that outfit dune buggy riding. Honestly GRR could have bounced Fabiola and Jordin both and the red team would have been just fine.

The amount of people who cannot count to 38 in fifteen minutes is astounding. Theresa is trying to win! Call the church elders! I mean, here’s the thing. I am not a fan of Theresa. I will never be a fan of Theresa. And I know politics are part of the game, but Lolo’s indignant bitching at Theresa for daring to try to win was ridiculous. Not a fan of Lolo either so perhaps I am not the best judge, heh.

Phillip Rivers second with 240 straight starts makes me want to put salt in Ben McAdoo’s coffee.

In other news, woooooooowww. I truly thought Phillip Rivers had another year in him. You’re next, Ben! What are the odds Jim Irsay is looking at trade possibilities with Jacksonville? Edit - apparently the prevailing wisdom is Irsay will call Houston instead.

All this chatter I’ve heard about Kansas City or Buffalo getting their chance to get revenge on Tom Brady needs to stop right now. For the sake of my health, please let the home team not play in their home stadium in the Super Bowl. Tom Brady is a sportsman to the people he feels like being nice to.

First time I saw Coop I smiled so big. I love her so. So it seems like the pandemic is not a thing in this universe, but when Spencer was on the bus the guy riding in the back was wearing a mask. But hey, if they want to have Black Lives Matter but not a pandemic that is a-ok. It also seems like this ep is just before school started, but we are going to get a lot of flashbacks of the summer to explain what the heck everyone is talking about?

I don’t mind a new character if they felt they must replace Liv, but that was a LOT of new character storyline for one hour. Also people don’t do drop-ins during a pandemic for cod’s sack. Is Rob’s leathery 911 face real or is his smooth Atkins commercials face real?

I hope it was entirely coincidental that lady called to check on her husband at the exact moment he passed away, because otherwise how awful is that? They didn’t even call her?

Oh Mets.

This is the first show of the different ones I have watched this season where I wasn’t annoyed with all the pandemic touches. I guess it seems more organic for this series. Nobody being dead seemed a little preposterous to me. Feels like femoral artery guy should have passed out at the very least.

Fucking hell. I hate his stupid botoxed face so fucking much I can’t even muster up the energy to be mad. Fuuuuuuuck Tampa.

What did Gus Johnson ever do to deserve that?

According to Twitter, Romo is beloved. It’s mind-boggling. All unis today were/are nice and classic. Except Tampa, because fuck them.

Do you think Tony Romo knows how annoying he is and he just doesn’t care, or do you think he truly thinks he is the greatest voice on the entire planet. His shrieking in the last minute of this game was wholly unprofessional and aurally unpleasant.