mojoween

I just started watching, but just hearing “Big Brother“ by the most wonderful announcer man makes me so happy in this no good, very bad, terrible year.

Mike Ford yelled out “that’s fuckin’ bullshit” in the dugout and he’s goddamned right. Angel Hernandez is the WORST.

You know what makes me sad? Broken ass Ben Roethlisberger is oozing his way back to camp, Fertile Phillip Rivers is starting over in Indy...and healthy as hell Eli Manning is sitting at home, tweeting about Frank’s Red Hot.

I fail to see the damn point in seven inning doubleheaders. Why can’t they just play nine?

I’m confused why all the video highlights from the bubble (on Twitter, ESPN, etc.) are such shitty quality. I can’t even watch them because they are so choppy.

Ok now that I know Yoenis is safe I can say that the Mets really fucked up the initial announcement and also Yoenis opted out in a really really immature way. This entire season is a disaster.

The media putting some kind of ranking system on people who kneel vs. people who stand is really off-putting.

I hope he just texted a teammate but won’t talk to management but the way they have gone about this is so terrible.

Yoenis Cespedes is apparently AWOL and the Mets released a rather inappropriate statement about it. I genuinely hope he is ok.

I know it’s been a week, but I am still boggled by the fact that the Marlins KNEW they had positive players...ON THE SECOND DAY...and they left it up to the TEAM to decide if they wanted to still play. Typing it out like that is so fucked up. Were there seriously not protocols in place for the managers in that type of situation? Like, if a player tests positive, the manager alerts the league office and then everyone is quarantined and tested immediately? You don’t take your infected asses to THE ROAD CLUBHOUSE. The team does not get to make that decision because of fucking COURSE they want to play. Right now in the season the Phillies have played three games, the Yankees seven. The World Series, if there is one, will HAVE to have the hugest asterisk in history with how unbalanced this season is. ONE WEEK IN.

The universal DH is for this year. But since there have been rumblings abut it for awhile, if it works, I imagine it’s going to be an item at the next owners meetings.

Tommy Kahnle nooooooooooo

YES, after playing the slowest version of “God Bless America” in recorded history, played “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” on the broadcast. Be still my heart. I did sing that out loud at home and I did sing “root root root for the Yankees”.

I don’t know if they showed this on the TV broadcast because I didn’t get in the house in time, but Suzyn Waldman sang the national anthem at Yankee Stadium and it was delightful.