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  1. mojoween

    MLB Thread

    It’s nice that the St. Louis fans didn’t throw trash at Albert Pujols (even though he did leave them for money IIRC) but OMG are we DONE with the deification now? ESPN I’m looking notably at you. He left EIGHT YEARS ago. I get that the fans hadn’t seen him in that long due to scheduling but cod’s sack. He plays on another team in another league. Are they seriously rooting for him over their own damn team?
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    S02.E03: The End of the World

    Fucking hell. Here I thought last week was uncomfortable and then this week happened. No Jane, Corey badgering the poor waitress about the fish is not ok or interesting. No Renata, you really need to take a look in the mirror and see how your psychotic behavior might be affecting Amabella. No Madeline, the therapist isn’t out to get you. Sometimes the issue is YOU. AND Ed is not mean nor cruel. YOU CHEATED ON HIM. Celeste and Bonnie...I have nothing for them. Also, am I crazy, or is teaching second graders that Charlotte’s Web is about sustainability insane? Also also, Teach, why didn’t you notice that Amabella was missing before she fainted in the closet? Mary Louise. BOUNDARIES.
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    MLB Thread

    WHY do the Yankees always lose on their special days?!? Also they really need to hit a dinger to extend the steak to 26 games. I don’t think Mo’s will count.
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    MLB Thread

    Inside the park home run. Have I mentioned just how MUCH I love Mo? Mo could pitch the ninth. TODAY.
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    MLB Thread

    I did not see it coming that I would get choked up when Michael Kay said that Whitey Ford was watching at home at not able to be at the Stadium. Other Old-Timers thoughts - John Sterling and Michael messed up by not announcing Bucky Dent and Aaron Boone by their given names, Bucky Fucking Dent and Aaron Fucking Boone. Also Johnny Damon was a member of the 2004 Red Sox and therefore should be banned from Yankees celebrations in perpetuity. No Joe Torre or Joe Girardi this year?!? I love Mo.
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    NFL Thread

    OBJ’s talent? Immense. I’m sorry it’s gone. His mouth? Fuck him. Glad to be rid of his ungrateful ass. He and Baker can have each other.
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    MLB Thread

    Here we were, all excited that Cameron Maybin got to stay...and the injury bug slew him. Dammitall.
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    MLB Thread

    Michael Kay 1000% should have taken a sick day today. Holy moly.
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    MLB Thread

    Cortes is better than Cessa but Cessa is out of options so I guess they are stuck with him. I feel badly for Cortes - he was SO GOOD relieving Green - but anything to keep Maybin! Splitting Tampa in half is the DUMBEST idea I have ever heard. Just send the Rays somewhere else, for cod’s sack they were in first place and had 17 fans in the stadium that can’t keep the power on instead of 6. Tampa has proven they will not miss them, just give the whole team back to Montreal. Jason Fitz also articulated many points against this idea that are too numerous to mention that shows how bad of an idea this is. But Jeff Passan reported that the idea is being taken seriously! WTF.
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    The NBA

    ESPN needs different draft tones because every single time I hear them I think they are going to announce an NFL pick. It is very upsetting that the parents of these kids are my age...or YOUNGER.
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    The NBA

    My husband, bless his heart, cares not a whit for the minutiae of sports. He wanders in when the draft is starting and says “where do you think Zion is going?” I said well New Orleans won the lottery so they will pick him. He looks at me askance and says “wait he doesn’t get to pick where he goes?” and I had to explain the draft all over again. I love Zion. I suppose I will learn to love the “Pels” (seriously, WTF is up with that) too. I hope everyone remembers that he is a giant human who is still a kid. Jay Bilas hasn’t said high motor or wingspan yet and I really want a drink, so let’s get on that Jay. I feel badly for the kid from the Republic of Georgia who has to travel with his agents instead of family.
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    S16.E03: Auditions 3

    I know I am going to sound like old woman shouting at clouds, but I am beyond over slow motion, and seeing the back of the audiences heads in front of the dancers, and shots of the audience and judges instead of the dancers, who presumably this show is about, and last but not least the infernal 360 cam. Just show me an uninterrupted routine. Is that so damn hard? Jordynn and Elan were nice to watch, but Nigel crapping all over Elan was rude. He was good too! I like that even if they tweak the opening, Cyrus gets to stay. He could be the whole opening IMO but I know that ain’t happening.
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    S31:E10 Chugga Chugga Choo Choo!

    Becca declaring she wanted to smash the egg in the cute local’s face was the polar opposite of fun. That was so rude and unnecessary. And then the beatboxing...BYE. So glad Victor and Nicole made it even after their boneheaded mistakes. Tighten up, kids! Colin. So fabulous.
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    MLB Thread

    According to a blurb I just saw David Ortiz was not the target. That is TERRIBLE.
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    MLB Thread

    I love him so much... Yeah, we’ll see if they can find room for you, Aaron. Might be tough.
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