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Aww. Apparently Dellin Betances’s joints weren’t ready for celebrating. What a sad thing for that poor kid.

The Jets would like a word.

Noooooooooo *stamps feet*

I am DISTRAUGHT. I don’t have faith in Danny Dimes like everyone else seems to and this move is stupid. Eli is healthy. Just play him. The QB isn’t going to change your trash defense.

Cyrus in one number made the entire show for me. I am perfectly fine with Gino third because I way way way preferred Mariah over him and figured Bailey had this in the bag so Mariah could do no better than second. Bailey whispering his name when Cat showed him the card was cute though. Cat was super extra last night and I found myself wishing she would hurry up whenever she was talking and get on with it.

Fuuuuuuuuck Dallas.

The existence of Mike Fiers is why I thank the lord every day for the Yankees facial hair policy.

This world where Josh and John are smug fucking assholes and get what they want? Please stop it, I want to get off.

Put a protective bubble around the Yankees, PLEASE. Holy moly.

How. The fuck. Is Jeff Hostetler a finalist for the HOF? He shouldn’t even be allowed to VISIT Canton if Phil Simms doesn’t ever get in.

I know it’s a new stadium now but everyone knows that Jimmy Hoffa was buried in the end zone of old Giants Stadium. He must have been a Giants fan and cursed the Jets.

The Mets scored 9 runs on 11 hits yesterday. Also Alonso is not a fan of MLB rules because they wouldn’t let him gets caps made to honor 9/11 so he bought shoes instead.

I swear I thought Marko dropped Sophie on her face in the very first trick and that’s why she was crying but was covering it up. She was the most endearing she has ever been when talking about her friendship with Mariah. I’ve never heard the crowd chanting someone’s name before but yeah, Bailey is totally winning this. And I will be sad because he is not Mariah.

Also also, I believe he plays against Aqib Talib next week so good luck keeping that thing in one piece, Odell.

I’m done with AB. Odell, however...as far as I know, he wore the watch, and people took pictures of him wearing the watch, but OBJ himself never said a damn thing about the watch until a big deal was made about the pictures. So all this pearl-clutching about his diva behavior because he wants to wear the watch is ridiculous. So what if it’s an endorsement? There’s no law against it. Odell does often get annoying with his words, but this time it seems like the media is wrong, not him. I’m pretty sure he is aware of the risks of wearing a watch on a football field.