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  1. Milk-Eyed Mender

    "The View": Week Of 1/29/18

    And on the flip side, if you're a man, non-stop name calling can propel you to the highest office in the land.
  2. With respect to Suri's parentage, she is the spitting image of both Katie and Tom which doesn't resolve anything since Katie and Tom look like they could be related themselves, height and noses notwithstanding. (TomKat conspiracy theorists overcome the sterility rumors easily enough by chalking up Suri's Cruisish features to a turkey baster and a generous deposit from Cousin Bill Mapother). Who the hell knows, really? All I know for sure is that the Greatest Movie Star Evah is Suri's father in every way that matters and he is a coldhearted POS for choosing David Fucking Miscavige over his own daughter. Suri is better off without him. As for Katie's supposed intellect, it was nowhere to be found in the infamous 2005 W Magazine interview where she spoke and behaved like a love-struck blithering idiot: Do you worry that this might be a rebound romance for either of you? “I've never met anyone like Tom,” Holmes replies, her beautiful green eyes focused on nothing in particular. Do you ever wonder whether this is just a honeymoon phase? “Tom and I will always be in our honeymoon phase.” Did you learn anything in your previous relationship (five years with actor Chris Klein, which came to an end when they called off their engagement this past winter) that has been a benefit to this one? “Chris and I care about each other and we're still friends. Tom is the most incredible man in the world.” http://www.wmagazine.com/story/katie-holmes Embarrassing.
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    Donald John Trump: 2016 President-Elect

    Speaking of Evangelical Trump, a post appeared in my FB newsfeed today comparing the Orange Menace to Saul of Tarsus/St. Paul, declaring him a messenger of God. There is not enough alcohol in the world some days.
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    Rumored Presidential Appointments

    In the continuing cascade of jaw-droppingly vile things said and done at the GOP convention, Christie's "lock her up" theater was the most chilling and odious of all. I have never seen anything like it and I am old enough to have voted for Jimmy Carter. I admit I'm guilty of over-Godwinizing stuff, but damn, that display was positively Hitleresque.
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    Donald John Trump: 2016 President-Elect

    Yikes! I had no idea it was Cinnamon Hitler who popularized that quote. I feel queasy. His stance on refugees is deplorable (that goes double for the GOP as a whole). Of course, as Huckabee, Dobson and Hannity have assured us, Donald is still in the "Baby Christian" stage. He'll warm to the Beatitudes and the call to serve "the least of these" soon enough, no doubt.
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    Donald John Trump: 2016 President-Elect

    Watching Paul Ryan trying to navigate Trump's ascent like a snail walking along the edge of a serrated knife blade has been absolutely fascinating. I must give mad respect to the Bush family, Jeff Flake, John Kasich and others who recognized the GOP nominee's toxicity early on and could not or would not lower themselves to endorse him. To Ted Cruz, John McCain and other Republicans riding the on-again/off-again Trump train, these words I first saw on Twitter fit you all like a glove: "Shut up, silly woman" said the reptile with a grin, "You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in."
  7. The only way I'm not voting for Hillary would be for her to unzip her skin suit and reveal that she's actually Donald Trump.
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    Kim Kardashian Thomas Humphries West

    Stupid thieves. If they'd planted her in front of a mirror they'd have had hours.
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    "The View": Week of 09/05/2016

    Candace's Christian faith informs her vote? Awesome! That's one less vote for Trump then because there is simply no way anyone taking Christ's words to heart could ever, in good conscience, cast a vote for the Mangled Apricot Hellbeast.
  10. Ugh. This season has the Redemption Island stink all over it, with Frank in the role of Rob Mariano. Barf.
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    "The View": Week of 06/20/2016

    Unfortunately, the entire world has a horse in this race, whether it wants to or not. When the US sneezes, our allies and enemies all risk catching pneumonia. With Trump as commander-in-chief, make that double pneumonia, acute renal failure, catastrophic brain bleed and third-degree burns over 98 percent of the body. I wish I were joking. The man is uninformed, dangerously unpredictable and frankly unhinged; that he has cheerleaders on The View is not to the show's credit. IMHO, of course.
  12. What in holy hell is up with Nicole's nose? She looks like the love child of Derrick Levasseur and a post-football-in-the-face Marcia Brady.
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    S18.E01: Season Premiere (1): Move-in

    Who thought the world needed more Frank Eudy?
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    LSSC: Season One All Episodes Talk

    I must say Stephen was right to lie down on the floor and assume the fetal position when announcing Trump had clinched the GOP nomination.
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    "The View": Week of 5/23/16

    If asking Bernie about Nevada constitutes a tough, hardball interview, then coat the old man in bubble wrap and send him back to Vermont already.