Colt & Larissa & Debbie: Me, You, and Bith Phtew

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Stacey and Florian got their own subthread but they are engaged.

[Christina]

Hehehe

Colt and Jess, nor Colt and Vanessa have their own threads either. For Colt and Vanessa, I vote just keeping one thread for everyone in their storylines, since the relationships are all fake anyway. Well, maybe not Colt and Vanessa, but she's pretty lowkey online and there really isn't much news about the two of them. It doesn't really seem worth it to have a thread for three or four posts total. IMO, YMMV, etc.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I think the difference with the before-and-after plastic surgery patients is they (I looked at the nose reshaping ones) don't just get the nose done, they do a lot more procedures, and the after pictures are wearing full makeup.     One woman I looked at had a dramatically different nose, and her double chin was now flat, and I think something was added to the cheek bones. 

[magemaud]

I think it’s misleading and kind of sneaky to post nose job before and after pictures if the after also includes other procedure results. Dr. Smith must be a shameless upseller. 

Also, does anyone else remember back when the season started in the “This season on...” clips there was a scene of Larissa apparently having some difficulty waking up after surgery? I’m sure it will all turn out to be overblown drama. And, wasn’t there a preview of Larissa and Jess meeting in person, like in a coffee shop, to trade Coltee stories? So far, we’ve only seen them talking on the phone when Larissa called Jess, right? 

19 hours ago, Christina said:

For Colt and Vanessa, I vote just keeping one thread for everyone in their storylines, since the relationships are all fake anyway. Well, maybe not Colt and Vanessa, but she's pretty lowkey online and there really isn't much news about the two of them. 

Colt and Vanessa are “just friends.” 

[SevenCostanza]

3 hours ago, magemaud said:

Also, does anyone else remember back when the season started in the “This season on...” clips there was a scene of Larissa apparently having some difficulty waking up after surgery? I’m sure it will all turn out to be overblown drama. And, wasn’t there a preview of Larissa and Jess meeting in person, like in a coffee shop, to trade Coltee stories? So far, we’ve only seen them talking on the phone when Larissa called Jess, right? 

I remember the clip of Larissa having difficulty waking up and Ericeee acting concerned.  I didn't see the one with her and Jess, I hope they show it.

Edited August 30, 2020 by SevenCostanza

[Christina]

Coltee did what? Never! Except for those 100 times in the past, but THIS time he's ashamed of himself...we all believe that, right? I haven't been drinking enough to buy it, but give me another week of heavy drinking and maybe I will

Also - 

 

 

[ALittleShelfish]

Why does the doctor give me Geoffrey vibes?  Gross all the way around.  He was legit skeevy.

[Christina]

The photo of Colt's teeny weenie is being posted all over the place again. It doesn't stop being revenge porn because his a sleazeball. I do not believe he is sending photos of his own junk to all the women, either. Not only do I not want to see it, it's sick to pass those photos around. Especially by the people who claim he sent their nudes out, but are unable to prove it. 

This was funny - 

Also, it is being debated whether Eric sent these to himself or they are from gay men. Anyone willing to take a peek at his OnlyFans to make a ruling? Didn't think so...

 

Also, I cannot find it to post, but Eric has shown his bank statement showing he has over $350k in his savings.

EDIT: I just remembered he was selling his house in LV, so that may not be that impressive. I don't know why he felt the need to share it, though. I think people must have been talking shit about him being a broke ass or something.

Edited September 2, 2020 by Christina
Added paragraph.

[Dustbunny]

For just $75 USD you can own one of Colt and Larissa's wedding invitations  🙄

 

Edited September 2, 2020 by Dustbunny
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[Elizzikra]

13 hours ago, Dustbunny said:

For just $75 USD you can own one of Colt and Larissa's wedding invitations  🙄

 

That's quite a collector's item...

[Christina]

I'm wondering if Colt and Jess are broken up on the show, which I bailed on, because he has been spending time out and about with Vanessa and they are not keeping people from posting the photos and videos. He's been spending a lot of time with Hulk Hogan's son, Nick, and Nick's girlfriend lately. One of them took the video I'm posting here. Apparently, John Yates said he heard that Nick was Debbie's nephew and she posted a photo of the two of them mentioning he was her nephew, but people thought it was in jest because of whatever the rumor was that Yates mentioned. I didn't read any of it myself so I don't have a guess as to if she was serious or  not.

Previously, I mentioned that Eric posted an ATM receipt showing he had $350k in his savings for some reason. When I first heard it, I thought he had just sold his house so that may be where the money came from, but after thinking about it for a minute instead of sleeping like a normal person (f*ck'n insomnia), I don't remember the home being sold just being listed for sale. I also think he paid around $220k for it a few years ago, so if he has sold it by now it probably does not account for all the money. I didn't bother to try and find out, though. 

Larissa has been vague posting about something big coming up for her and recently posted this video about getting ready for a photo shoot. I was trying to figure out what was wrong with her eye because I thought she may have had a poor face lift or bad Botox injection, but now think it is just her eyelash being crooked. Second opinion?

 

 

[Christina]

Colt, Larissa and Carmen posted things, and I didn't try to listen to the videos - 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CExip3xlOZI/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEvYOpzDO0P/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEuV2yLjvvZ/

 

[greekmom]

I don't understand how Mr. Small Weenie things so highly of himself. He looks like he has a vagina. 

[Christina]

So much drama from this group. I wanted to post Jess' marriage license, but cannot find it. She married the man who made the horrible music video with Larissa and Eric last year. They have been dating for a long time, almost immediately after this filmed with Colt. Jess flew into LV to film for the show, Larissa introduced them, they began dating and moved to NY and she is now back in LV partying. I'm not sure if this is related to her wedding, because I thought the license was in NY a few months ago, but my dates, weeks and months just flow into each other these days, and I might be confusing the date with Stacey/Florian. She is married, though. 

In other drama. Colt started a Only Fans and had the heading showing Larissa and Jess, they got pissed and he changed it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEzZ1ilDi8K/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CExryrlDuIJ/

After Larissa and Jess complained, he changed the header - 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEz-689DS_M/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEx_RnAj8vz/

I cannot hear these well enough to tell if they are saying the same thing. I know she is accusing him of releasing her nudes again, but she was already shut down by her attorney and had to apologize to Vanessa's husband, True(?), because her divorce attorney told her she was at risk of getting in trouble for harassment for making false claims about him having her nudes. She posted all of what she was calling her proof on her IG and it didn't say anything at all about him having her photos, just her admitting she was with Eric while sending them to Colt.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEzoJEkjLVN/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CEx9CXdDPCj/

One of the tabloids or IG meme accounts subscribed to Colt's OF and said there are no photos of Larissa or Jess, it was just that header. I think the Frauded by TLC IG has confirmed it, too. As much as I hate to defend Colt ever, revenge porn is not okay and neither is lying about it.

Larissa sold a video of Colt's penis when he wouldn't give her $200 to have her hair done. The argument where she said she was going to release it was what lead to him taking her phone with plans to delete it (she had already sold it), her using a tablet to get on her IG account and ask people to call him and tell him to give it back to her, and people calling 911 instead, ultimately resulting in her being arrested for DV the second time. You would think she would remember admitting she released the video, and when a bunch of IG accounts claimed she sent them his dickpicks after she got out of jail the third time in retaliation for not bailing her out of jail, only to have those accounts announce that she was sending them his nudes asking them to post them and them refusing, she changed her story to claiming it was an accident.

For reasons I will never understand, she is one of those people who think if she says it didn't happen everyone will believe it, proof to the contrary be damned. It's maddening. She insists Colt sent out her nudes to anyone and everyone, says she has proof that Vanessa had them on her phone and her ex has a copy, backed down after her divorce attorney told her what she thought was evidence did not say anything of the sort, apologized to True, and now once again is claiming Colt released her photos and Vanessa and her ex have them.

If the removal procedures really are not going well for her, as was suggested in that Soapdirt article (unreliable rag), I guess she doesn't have anything to lose by making sure to trash everyone on her way out. It's like how she claimed her second husband was a bisexual, cross-dresser who cheated on her with many men in an effort to try and get AIDS and didn't support them so his sister adopted their son, only to change the story a bit to their son was removed from them and his sister took him in and then asked to adopt him, because she confused her story with what happened with her daughter. It gets hard to keep lies straight when you lie constantly. Colt's still trash but he didn't release her nudes.

I can't screencap or cut and past it, but this is what Vanessa said recently about her claims:

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This girl always saying Colt sent me her nudes. Lol. NO! I was sitting next to him when she sent him a nude while she was with Eric and I happened to see it. He didn't show anyone shit.

It's exhausting reading all their drama; I can't see how they can stand to live that way. Larissa seeks it out. There was a point in time where she was discussing something she had learned at therapy that made me think she realized she was a drama magnet and was working to change it, but she's back to being a victim. I doubt I'd ever like her, but do wish she would listen to her attorneys and therapists, accept the consequences of her behaviors, and change direction. 

[Christina]

Jess' marriage license is hiding from me. I'm beginning to think I imagined see it, but know I did. Anyway, here are photos of her partying with Carmen in LV today or yesterday. They doesn't look weddingy, but there is another video floating around of her on a party bus with some others that looked like a wedding and/or bachelorette party bus. 

 

[Christina]

Still no marriage license, but here is Jess' husband's music video starring Larissa and Eric

 

 

[greekmom]

I can't unsee.

[Gobi]

15 hours ago, greekmom said:

I don't understand how Mr. Small Weenie things so highly of himself. He looks like he has a vagina. 

It’s official, I’m never going to be able to sleep again.

[Persnickety1]

23 minutes ago, Gobi said:

It’s official, I’m never going to be able to sleep again.

Or eat 🤢

[Joan of Argh]

34 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I can't unsee.

And to think people are paying $25 a month for this shit.... Why?????

 

[Joan of Argh]

12 hours ago, Christina said:

Jess' marriage license is hiding from me. I'm beginning to think I imagined see it, but know I did. Anyway, here are photos of her partying with Carmen in LV today or yesterday. They doesn't look weddingy, but there is another video floating around of her on a party bus with some others that looked like a wedding and/or bachelorette party bus. 

 

Holy cottage cheese ass Batman!!

Jess would look so much better in a different bathing suit or wearing a little cover up like the other girl.... Oh well more power to her.. She loves her body.

[Persnickety1]

4 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

And to think people are paying $25 a month for this shit.... Why?????

 

I have to make myself believe it's to hate watch and snark.

Would any reasonable, sane, rational person find this sexy or alluring?

I know the entire world has gone upside down and people are even more bonkers than usual, but I can't accept the fact anyone would pay for this for serious reasons.  

Now to find my eye bleach... 🤢

[magemaud]

3 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

And to think people are paying $25 a month for this shit.... Why?????

Maybe it’s some kind of food aversion diet 

edited to add. Perhaps people are gifting each other memberships as a "gag" (how appropriate) much like they must have done with Danielle's sexy calendar. I suspect many of the Cameos people request are also to be given a joke, but nonetheless, the 90 Day "stars" are getting paid regardless of the sender's intention. I'm clueless about this kind of thing, is there a way of seeing how many people subscribe to "Only Fans"? 

Edited September 7, 2020 by magemaud

[magemaud]

I noticed in the previews Larissa says something about “getting her nose-ee and her boobies today” at the surgeon’s office then when they show her coming out of anesthesia it doesn’t appear that anything was done to her nose. Wouldn’t it be bandaged? 

Actually, in the scenes where the nurse shoos Eric away from the door of her room, Larissa appears to have something covering her nose, but in the closer shot of her in the bed, she doesn't. The latter could have been a reenactment when the camera crew was allowed to film. 

Edited September 11, 2020 by magemaud

[Cini]

1 hour ago, greekmom said:

I can't unsee.

That bubble bath bottle with the muppet(?) on the label is sooo sexy 🙂

[Cini]

35 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I noticed in the previews Larissa says something about “getting her nose-ee and her boobies today” at the surgeon’s office then when they show her coming out of anesthesia it doesn’t appear that anything was done to her nose. Wouldn’t it be bandaged? 

Yes, more likely than not she would have a splint on her nose. I have to ask my brother, who is a plastic surgeon, if there would be no bandaging/splint if they only refined the tip and didn't do anything to her bone or cartilage (if that's even possible)

I want to thank @Christina for digging up all that info.

It confirms what I mentioned on one of the main threads: so much fakery and shenanigans that really turn me off the show 😞

 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 hours ago, greekmom said:

I can't unsee.

You should have warned us! He reminds me of Steven Assanti

[Frozendiva]

1 hour ago, Persnickety1 said:

Or eat 🤢

I just finished a late breakfast.

[Grifter Lives]

One of the Instagram posts from Saturday is from Carmen, saying she doesn't talk to Larissa.  But, within a day, she's at a hotel pool party with Larissa and Jess.  Even if it were a paid appearance for Larissa and/or Jess, I doubt a sponsor would seek and pay Carmen.

[magemaud]

2 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Jess would look so much better in a different bathing suit or wearing a little cover up like the other girl.... Oh well more power to her.. She loves her body.

She loves her body, and she loves sex. With anybody! I'm more impressed with Carmen. I had no idea that she was hiding such a smokin' body. 

[Gobi]

4 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

And to think people are paying $25 a month for this shit.... Why?????

 

Maybe you pay $25/month to block it.

[JennyMominFL]

6 hours ago, greekmom said:

I can't unsee.

What the fuck? What the FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK?

[magemaud]

Is he supposed to be sexily beckoning me to join him? Do people usually wear their glasses in the tub? 

Who wore it better? 

[ALittleShelfish]

So... is Debbie taking those pics or nah?

[sagittarius sue]

17 minutes ago, ALittleShelfish said:

So... is Debbie taking those pics or nah?

It wouldn't surprise me if she was the photographer.

[greekmom]

Supposedly Colt is very peeved that these only fans photos were "pirated" and in his words "stealing my hard work! Porn is work too! Pay for your porn!"

THAT'S PORN?!?!?!  I equate those photos as to those Meri Brown from Sisterwives was sending to her catfish - middle aged idiot trying to look sexy.  If the dud thinks that's porn and that porn isn't free, he really has not surfed over to porn hub.

  

[Persnickety1]

21 hours ago, magemaud said:

I noticed in the previews Larissa says something about “getting her nose-ee and her boobies today” at the surgeon’s office then when they show her coming out of anesthesia it doesn’t appear that anything was done to her nose. Wouldn’t it be bandaged? 

And TLC's dramatic shenanigans that "Larissa isn't waking up" in the previews.  

That heifer is all over social media 24/7 so obviously she did, in fact, wake up.  

Unfortunately, she didn't wake up in Brazil as I was hoping.  

 

[Joan of Argh]

6 hours ago, Persnickety1 said:

And TLC's dramatic shenanigans that "Larissa isn't waking up" in the previews.  

That heifer is all over social media 24/7 so obviously she did, in fact, wake up.  

Unfortunately, she didn't wake up in Brazil as I was hoping.  

 

She woke up like Frankenstein's monster and she been rampaging ever since.

[Hotel Snarker]

On 9/7/2020 at 10:53 AM, greekmom said:

I can't unsee.

I think I know who took this picture. 

 

[monagatuna]

On 9/7/2020 at 8:36 AM, Joan of Argh said:

Holy cottage cheese ass Batman!!

Jess would look so much better in a different bathing suit or wearing a little cover up like the other girl.... Oh well more power to her.. She loves her body.

You mean...cheesy butt?

[cooksdelight]

Brace yourselves ....

 

 

[Gobi]

44 minutes ago, cooksdelight said:

Brace yourselves ....

 

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[Joan of Argh]

1 hour ago, cooksdelight said:

Brace yourselves ....

 

 

That poor cat... 🙀

[sainte-chapelle]

26 minutes ago, Joan of Argh said:

That poor cat... 🙀

That cat is all of us.

[mamadrama]

Honestly, I think that's the closest Colt's getting to any puss- errr, cat right now.

[Elizzikra]

11 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

That cat is all of us.

Forgive my ignorance but... are these a joke? Or does Colt seriously think these photos are arousing in any way?

[magemaud]

On 9/8/2020 at 7:34 AM, greekmom said:

Supposedly Colt is very peeved that these only fans photos were "pirated" and in his words "stealing my hard work! 

I'll bet the only "hard work" Colt did was trying to get out of the tub! (I can relate...) 

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18 hours ago, cooksdelight said:

Brace yourselves ....

 

 

It does remind me that Thanksgiving is approaching.

[Gobi]

15 minutes ago, MrBuhBye said:

It does remind me that Thanksgiving is approaching.

Remind me not to spend Thanksgiving at your place.

[1011101010001]

10 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Remind me not to spend Thanksgiving at your place.

It’s chilly down in this well.