Amber: A Rill Woman Goes to Gel

[Birdee]

I think all of these cheating texts are going to make Amber double-down on the wedding. I won't be the least bit surprised if she and Matt are married in the next month or if she winds up knocked up before summer is over. She's so wrapped up in this whole "Matt is a great guy/dad" story she won't be able to admit she's wrong and will do anything to ignore the truth. 

[druzy]

This is funny

[CofCinci]

1 minute ago, druzy said:

This is funny

'Mamber' is most likely a lease.  Their 3 luxury vehicles are probably leased.  They own nothing.  IRS can't touch.  She is going to wait out the debt and in a few years it will be clear.

Check out the sneak peek:

http://www.mtv.com/video-clips/v463p8/teen-mom-sneak-peek-amber-has-no-control

Gary won't let Amber take Leah overnight on a school night -- so then she decide to not see the kid at all ("I'm not even going out there.").  Hero Matt chimes in with "Yeah, I'll take her out" (Um, why would Matt want to do Leah's visitation?  Can Gary say no?).  Then, she cries that she's a "damn good mom" -- but we just heard her pretty much say "fuck it, I'm not going" a minute earlier.  She wanted the kid because MTV is there that night and Gary can't trust that his daughter will be taken to school on time.

[Tatum]

13 hours ago, CofCinci said:

'Mamber' is most likely a lease.  Their 3 luxury vehicles are probably leased.  They own nothing.  IRS can't touch.  She is going to wait out the debt and in a few years it will be clear.

How will it get cleared in a few years with non payment??

Edited April 13, 2017 by Tatum

[poopchute]

14 hours ago, CofCinci said:

'Mamber' is most likely a lease.  Their 3 luxury vehicles are probably leased.  They own nothing.  IRS can't touch.  She is going to wait out the debt and in a few years it will be clear.

Check out the sneak peek:

http://www.mtv.com/video-clips/v463p8/teen-mom-sneak-peek-amber-has-no-control

Gary won't let Amber take Leah overnight on a school night -- so then she decide to not see the kid at all ("I'm not even going out there.").  Hero Matt chimes in with "Yeah, I'll take her out" (Um, why would Matt want to do Leah's visitation?  Can Gary say no?).  Then, she cries that she's a "damn good mom" -- but we just heard her pretty much say "fuck it, I'm not going" a minute earlier.  She wanted the kid because MTV is there that night and Gary can't trust that his daughter will be taken to school on time.

Lol at Matt "you're an incredible mother" said in a complete monotone with no emotion, he couldn't sound more bored.  Very convincing! I hope my hubs compliments me like that one day.

[Birdee]

17 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Check out the sneak peek:

http://www.mtv.com/video-clips/v463p8/teen-mom-sneak-peek-amber-has-no-control

Gary won't let Amber take Leah overnight on a school night -- so then she decide to not see the kid at all ("I'm not even going out there.").  Hero Matt chimes in with "Yeah, I'll take her out" (Um, why would Matt want to do Leah's visitation?  Can Gary say no?).  Then, she cries that she's a "damn good mom" -- but we just heard her pretty much say "fuck it, I'm not going" a minute earlier.  She wanted the kid because MTV is there that night and Gary can't trust that his daughter will be taken to school on time.

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Gary knows that there's no way Mamber (gag) would get Leah to school on time and it would ruin her perfect attendance. Poor Leah would probably be so worried all night she wouldn't be able to sleep and would worry herself sick. I don't blame the guy one bit. The "being flexible" part of the agreement doesn't mean Amber always gets what she wants, it just means she and Gary can have a conversation and discuss changing this. Which they did. Deal with it Mamber. 

And if she's going to wear fake lashes she needs to get longer ones or places them on the edges of her eyes. Having them stuck in the middle like that makes her eyes look even smaller and more piggy-ish than normal.

[Mr. Miner]

I recently watched Amber's 16 and Pregnant and she's always been a lowlife. That bitch hasn't worked a day in her life. I always thought it was a tie on the Disgust Meter between Karl, Jenelle, and Amber. I think Amber has passed them. I cant get to the remote fast enough when the OG trailer comes on. Is that a fucking Corvette? she makes me physically ill...her and her greasy fucking boyfriend.

[Tatum]

13 minutes ago, Mr. Minor said:

I recently watched Amber's 16 and Pregnant and she's always been a lowlife. That bitch hasn't worked a day in her life.

I thought it was funny when she said she had to drop out of school because she got pregnant and had to take care of the baby. Amber was born in May 1990 and gave birth to Leah in November 2008. Assuming a full term pregnancy, it would have been March of her senior year before she found out she was pregnant.  Yeah, that 8-12 week pregnancy in her final semester of high school was really what did her in.

 

In an early season of Teen Mom poor little Leah is crying in her crib, and Amber turns off the monitor and shuts the door because it's the ungodly hour of 8 am and Amber wants to sleep in. She and Jenelle are both such worthless people.

[CofCinci]

6 hours ago, Tatum said:

How will it get cleared in a few years with non payment??

IRS debt is similar to consumer debt.  The IRS has only 10 years to collect tax debt from that return. I think her debt is for 2011-2014 because the lein was placed in 2016. Come 2021 (4 years from now) her debt will reduce and probably be gone by 2024 if she is paying the 2015-present taxes. 

[ghoulina]

Oooooh, a "Let's Look at How Evil Gary Is!" scene. Yay! /sarcasm

Sorry if you feel like you have no control. Maybe you shouldn't have literally lost control by abusing drugs and beating your child's father on national TV. You reap what you sow. And maybe if you were more concerned with amending the things you did, instead of shacking up with some guy and traveling all over hither and yon with him, you might see Leah more than you do. But, as it is, YOU choose to miss weekends with her for dumb TV appearances and all the other crap Matt ropes you into. So why should Gary give you more time when you DEIGN to stick around????

FUCK. THAT. 

Notice how Matt just spoon feeds her what she wants to hear, with NO emotion in his voice whatsoever. "You're. a. damn. good. mom." - Said in monosyllabic robot voice. Dude is just there for the amenities. 

3 hours ago, Birdee said:

And if she's going to wear fake lashes she needs to get longer ones or places them on the edges of her eyes. Having them stuck in the middle like that makes her eyes look even smaller and more piggy-ish than normal.

What has happened to Amber?! She looks as awful as she did in the early seasons - pre-drugs/prison. She has gained ALL the weight back, AND gone back to applying her makeup horribly. As if the two can't exist without each other. 

[leighroda]

In my experience "damn good moms" are the last people to declare they are "damn good moms"

[ginger90]

Fashion queen??

http://www.mtv.com/news/3001054/amber-portwood-fashion-forever-haute/?utm=share_twitter

[Christina]

The IRS will have already put MTV on notice of their lien. Even though she is an independent contractor, they can get their money from MTV with a garnishment. Child support and tax liens take a priority lien status, so even if other lienholders, such as the rental properties she trashed, cars repossessed, if there were any, medical debt etc., can go through the process to obtain a non-earning garnishment, the IRS will come first. It's fairly common and her being an independant contractor as opposed to an employee actual gives her less protection from the lien. I'd be more surprised to see the lien not discharged after the season airs.

Amber, Kail and Jenelle have all been diagnosed with Bipolar disorder, and at the last reunion with Dr. Drew, Amber said she has now been diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. I think Kail and Jenelle both fit the borderline description better than bipolar, but not Amber. I think it's the mind games Scuzzy plays on her. Those medicines can make you gain weight, and she looks swollen a bit. From her release from prison to Sleazeball's first appearance, she was a steady weight. After he appears, the weight piled on quickly. Some may be as a result of a psychotropic drug, the rest is probably from her eating and drinking too much under the watchful eye of Lord Douchebag, because he needs to get her beat down to keep control.

[druzy]

Rosie O'Donnell's daughter Chelsea

 

[poopchute]

What real estate business does Amber own??

[Snarky McSnarky]

2 hours ago, poopchute said:

What real estate business does Amber own??

The one in her mind.  She doesn't even own any real estate, let alone a real estate business.

[GreatKazu]

3 hours ago, poopchute said:

What real estate business does Amber own??

Bend Over Realty

Butt Ram Realty

Relax Realty

Not in this 21st Century

7 hours ago, leighroda said:

In my experience "damn good moms" are the last people to declare they are "damn good moms"

Exactly.

[Snarky McSnarky]

13 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

Bend Over Realty

Butt Ram Realty

Relax Realty

Not in this 21st Century

 

Rent - To - Own Realty

Creative Financing Realty

Destroyed By Dogs Realty

[GreatKazu]

13 minutes ago, Snarky McSnarky said:

Rent - To - Own Realty

Creative Financing Realty

Destroyed By Dogs Realty

Leased-Likely Realty

Alternative Facts Realty

[Meatball]

Oh, Amber. You are many things but you were never a size zero. Get the hell out of here with that.

[GreatKazu]

22 minutes ago, Meatball said:

Oh, Amber. You are many things but you were never a size zero. Get the hell out of here with that.

I think she was referring to when she was a fetus. 

Did Amber get that plastic surgery where one gets fatter after liposuction? 

[pheebs]

On the after-show The first thing that popped into my brain about Amber's new beehive 'do and super "show-bizzy" attitude was, "Jebus Chrysler, she's turned into Lola Heatherton from the old SCTV show! "I WANNA BEAR YOUR CHILDREN!!!"

[ClassyCourtHeels]

As with the Matt cheating not sure on the validity but oh lord....

 

http://m.imgur.com/a/gBqoQ

[Calm81]

13 minutes ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

As with the Matt cheating not sure on the validity but oh lord....

 

http://m.imgur.com/a/gBqoQ

What happened? Was this done by Amber, recently?

Uh, the dregs of society. ?

[SPLAIN]

Is that an old photo or a recent photo of Matt with that facial injury?

Amber's reason for returning to TMOG after quitting: http://www.inquisitr.com/4145198/amber-portwood-explains-why-she-returned-to-teen-mom-og-after-quitting/

According to Amber Portwood, the network made her an offer for producing and directing rights to a show of her own and she took it. As she explained, it would have been ignorant for her to turn down such an amazing opportunity.

[crazychicken]

Not sure how recent that photo is, it looks like his current glasses in the blood photo but he has had the same ones for a while. He did have different ones when he arrived with his trash bags and a quick google show that he had them at the S5 reunion which was January 2016 so I would say the are photo was within the past 15 months.

According to this the background is Mamber's house

 

[poopchute]

So Matt sent those pictures to someone who then tweeted them? Who is the person and why was Matt sending her pics of his beat up face ?

[ginger90]

They have a cat. I think that's cat scratches.

[ghoulina]

Yea, I'm betting it was the cat. 

[ClassyCourtHeels]

40 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

Yea, I'm betting it was the cat. 

There's also one with a black eye. I doubt that the cat did that

[TeenMomAngerMgmt]

WHHHHHY am I dumb and engage with people not here about Amber? She has so many people snowed with this "depression and anxiety" bullshit. It's maddening. If I hear one more time that Gary is "unfair" or "controlling"...

[GreatKazu]

3 hours ago, TeenMomAngerMgmt said:

WHHHHHY am I dumb and engage with people not here about Amber? She has so many people snowed with this "depression and anxiety" bullshit. It's maddening. If I hear one more time that Gary is "unfair" or "controlling"...

Seriously. I cannot comprehend that at all. Gary is controlling? Not at all. I certainly am not being fooled by Amber and her claims that Gary is unfair or that he has it in for her.  He has his shit together. He has been the constant force in Leah's life. He didn't shove Leah aside and send her off to relatives. He is doing his job. He is not asking for any pats on the back or any sort of accolades. He wants Amber to get her life together, but he can't say much to her without her flipping out on him. Remember those daggers she was shooting at him at the last reunion? My God, if looks could kill. Some of us believe Amber is still ingesting pills and we know she likes her wine. Gary certainly knows more about her behavior and that must be worrisome for him.  

[EmeraldGirl]

Gary even threw her that huge bone by adding "flexible" to the custody arrangement. Of course then Amber went nuts and had older lady friend pretend to understand what the F was going on. 

Did they really move an hour away? I don't know the geography - is Gary still in Anderson? What a completely foolish move that will forever be held against her should she try to take anything to court. But I doubt she will. She just likes to play victim and is loving her single gal life. 

The abuse pictures ... ugh. So we CAN tie them to his time in that house judging by the picture. So less than a year ago they were duking it out. I'm going to need drug testing (and not Dr. Drew's stupid penlight) to ever convince me that she's clean. That's the problem with addicts. She swore up and down before prison that she was clean after rehab. Something is just majorly wrong with that relationship. 

[GreatKazu]

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Gary even threw her that huge bone by adding "flexible" to the custody arrangement. Of course then Amber went nuts and had older lady friend pretend to understand what the F was going on. 

Right. That is not the actions of someone who is trying to control Amber  or cause her any emotional upheaval. Not to mention, it was Amber who agreed to the visitation schedule and signed off on it. Amber is like Adumb. They both act like they are being deprived of their children when in fact, they both fail their kids big time. They both choose their personal time over their kids time and time again. I will just point it out and comment I think because Amber is a female, she gets a pass for her behavior whereas the guys are constantly looked upon as major dicks just because they are guys. 

[Birdee]

31 minutes ago, GreatKazu said:

Seriously. I cannot comprehend that at all. Gary is controlling? Not at all. I certainly am not being fooled by Amber and her claims that Gary is unfair or that he has it in for her.  He has his shit together. He has been the constant force in Leah's life. He didn't shove Leah aside and send her off to relatives. He is doing his job. He is not asking for any pats on the back or any sort of accolades. He wants Amber to get her life together, but he can't say much to her without her flipping out on him. Remember those daggers she was shooting at him at the last reunion? My God, if looks could kill. Some of us believe Amber is still ingesting pills and we know she likes her wine. Gary certainly knows more about her behavior and that must be worrisome for him.  

 

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And I think this shows what a nice guy Gary is. It would be so easy for him to air her dirty laundry for us all to see and he never does. Sure, he takes his little digs are her, but you know he's probably holding back some good stuff--no doubt out of respect for Leah mostly, but I'm sure it's temping as hell sometimes to just let it all out. 

Edited April 19, 2017 by Birdee

[ginger90]

Amber, oh Amber

https://mobile.twitter.com/AmberLPortwood/status/854500179256369152?p=v

According to this tweet Matt is in LA. Didn't they come back yet? I know Wednesday is her day with Leah, did she foget? Oh and another injury picture is in a comment.

https://mobile.twitter.com/MissSmartyJones/status/854699873991577600?p=v

[ginger90]

If anyone has time on their hands, the twitter account of the person who posted the Matt injured picture has some interesting tweets. Gary even responded.

https://mobile.twitter.com/ItsGaryTime/status/854728331664609280?p=v

[SPLAIN]

29 minutes ago, Birdee said:

And I think this shows what a nice guy Gary is. It would be so easy for him to air her dirty laundry for us all to see and he never does. Sure, he takes his little digs are her, but you know he's probably holding back some good stuff--no doubt out of respect for Leah mostly, but I'm sure it's temping as hell sometimes to just let it all out. 

Thank you. Gary certainly could let the cat out of the bag (or as Ricky Ricardo said "Spin the beans out of the cat bag" LOL), but he doesn't. He has kept his mouth shut, as he should. Whatever secrets or knowledge he has, it is best to keep it to himself and not share it with the world. He has learned, like Jo Rivera, what to do and what not to do. They both have learned from their experiences with their ex partners, and isn't that what life is about? Learning from your mistakes? Those two have certainly learned which is far more than what can be said about Amber and Kail.  

Amber is a bullshitter x100. She has been for quite a long time. It is what addicts do. Being with Matt has only heightened that behavior.  

As for Gary being any sort of misogynist (from another page), he certainly has not shown any sort of hatred of, contempt for, or prejudice against females.  I have certainly not witnessed Gary showing any of the behaviors of a misogynist such as social exclusion, sex discrimination, hostility, male privilege, belittling of women, violence against women, and sexual objectification. If anything, Gary and Leah both have been a victim of domestic violence committed by Amber.  What little digs Gary has shown towards Amber seem to be in response to the years of emotional, verbal, and physical abuse he endured at the hands of Amber. She still belittles him. She accuses him of everything under the sun as far as how it concerns her so-called visits with Leah. She calls him names to this day. She allows Matt to be part of that verbal assault. You can bet if someone treated me the way Amber has treated Gary, they'd be lucky if all they had to endure was a slight dig here and there over the years. 

[Tatum]

16 hours ago, SPLAIN said:

Amber's reason for returning to TMOG after quitting: http://www.inquisitr.com/4145198/amber-portwood-explains-why-she-returned-to-teen-mom-og-after-quitting/

According to Amber Portwood, the network made her an offer for producing and directing rights to a show of her own and she took it. As she explained, it would have been ignorant for her to turn down such an amazing opportunity.

 

From the article:

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“Nothing has been dealt with or made me feel any safer to even move on with people who have continuously hidden things from the network,” Amber Portwood told her fans and followers on Twitter after their reunion feud occurred. “The day I’m shown some respect by the people I’ve worked with for 8 years is the day I’ll be back. I’ve sacrificed a lot for this show.”

YOU need to feel safe, Amber?? I'm sorry, was that some other shrieking harpy with swinging fists that had to be escorted by security off the stage?

 

OK, so let me break this down for people not versed in Porkwood tongue:

"I threw a giant tantrum and quit, in an effort to get them to punish Farrah for being mean to me. I never had any intention of quitting but I figured I would see what kind of leverage I could pull. They basically reminded me I am a felon with no life skills or work skills and my fiance is spending money as fast as I get it, but also conceded I do bring something to the table drama wise so they threw me a bone and offered to let me create a 30 min show, much like Cate and Ty's little vanity project. It will probably never even get filmed because I am a lazy, unintelligent sloth with no creative thought of my own, but now I can honestly say they had to offer to give me something so it won't appear I came crawling back with my tail between my legs."

 

ETA: Wonder if that was a direct quote or if the Inquisitor was very subtly mocking her when they reported it would have been "ignorant" to turn down MTV's offer. Ignorant isn't really the right word to use in that context, I don't think, and isn't ignorant Amber's go to insult for people who make fun of Matt?

Edited April 19, 2017 by Tatum

[SPLAIN]

Perfect Tatum. I could hear Amber's voice saying it as I read it. 

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"Nothing has been dealt with or made me feel any safer to even move on with people who have continuously hidden things from the network"

What is Amber saying here? MTV has hidden things?

Perhaps MTV should just let it all hang out, and that means everyone on the show including you, Amber. Let it all hang out, and I mean everrrrrrrything! Show us the receipts because we have the invoices of all of your lies. 

[Marisagf]

I will say, Amber's eye for fashion is questionable, but her eyewear style is great!  I always like her eyeglass and sunglass frames.  She must have dozens of them.  THAT is the business she should be in.

[Christina]

11 hours ago, ClassyCourtHeels said:

There's also one with a black eye. I doubt that the cat did that

Completely disagree. All the animals in that house, along with the pests like ants and roaches, and even the mold, are smarter than both Amber and Matt combined. I think it is entirely probable that the cat plotted and planned to trip Matt at the exact moment he would trip and bust his eye open on one of the musical "collectibles" that someone else smarter than they are sold them as authentic. 

Then, the cat would go and high five all the other animals while they plotted their next punishments of the two idiots who "rescued" them.

It's also possible that a women he got fresh with while she was trying to jog and he was pretending to walk one of his dogs, who we all know is locked in the basement otherwise, got sick of his staring and popped him one. 

It's most logical that the abusive woman he lived with did it, but I don't think we can rule out the cat issuing payback, and with that theory, we don't have to acknowledge that violence isn't acceptable and instead, get to point and laugh at the scumbag for being outsmarted by his cat.

[ginger90]

Still in LA, no Leah Wednesday this week

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTFinuKhnmF/

[teapot]

Preview clips:

http://www.mtv.com/video-clips/3lw9g9/teen-mom-sneak-peek-amber-and-gary-plan-leah-s-birthday

i get that Amber maybe felt bashful or didn't wanna talk about that on camera, but she was way too harsh with Leah.  Leah is eight years old and most, if not all, people that age have no filter. 

[CofCinci]

Amber doesn't know what a budget is at all. 

Then she calls Gary a "slum lord" because he is buying houses to keep as rentals to build wealth. 

She is giving him a hard time while she hemorrhages money. What a loser. 

[Christina]

In that preview clip above, Leah wanted Amber to move into one of Gary's houses for $10 a month. LOL. Gary said she could move in but not for the ten dollars. It was actually cute, even though I imagine Amber immediately got into the car and blamed Gary for getting Leah's hopes up because he knew she couldn't live in something so beneath her.

Storms knocked my electricity out earlier which took my router, and therefore internet, out with it, so I read through the Twitter account for that Smarty Jones account that had loaded in another tab before I lost it. She is one who is posting the photos of Skeezy with the scratches and bruises and "spilling tea" about him taking his girlfriend to dinner with Amber and that he is threatening the women who have disclosed their sexting. If she had been the one to send me anything about my boyfriend, unless it was clearly, unmistakably true, like a recent naked photo, I wouldn't believe her and would just peg her as an attention whore. 

She has some web show where she "spills tea" on reality stars, only she doesn't show any proof. The only thing she has posted is the photo of his scratches and black eye, the rest is not-so-subtle comments like that he threatened women, but doesn't post those texts. If the scratches are from a cat, all the more reason for Amber to ignore the rest of her claims. If Amber hasn't taken action by now, she apparently doesn't have a problem with his cheating, lying, and blowing her money so the comments are only getting the tweeter attention, including someone who claims he would knock out Skeezy if he touched her. They don't even live in the same state, but she retweeted it. 

Love the parody accounts, especially Amber Porkwood, and thought I had another to follow. It's possible there is more actual proof tweeted past where my page loaded, but I was at her live tweeting Live PD where my page ended since I couldn't load more and just closed the tab. The real Gary did respond to her tweet of the photo of the scratches with a comment about hating those nails, which I could see because she retweeted it, but it still wasn't interesting enough to follow. I don't follow any of the actual Teen Moms because what little is posted here typically makes me want to bang my head on something.

[CofCinci]

38 minutes ago, Christina said:

In that preview clip above, Leah wanted Amber to move into one of Gary's houses for $10 a month. LOL. Gary said she could move in but not for the ten dollars. 

In 10 years Amber will be broke. I hope Gary lets her rent a house for $10. 

[IgnoranceisBLISS]

LOL at the clip!! Budget?! What budget?! Leah saying they are rich was hilarious especially after Amber asked who is telling her that. Ummm.... I am going with she is assuming you are rich because you are spending money on lavish cars, expensive clothes for Leah and throwing money away on trinkets like there is no tomorrow. Just a thought. 

[Snarky McSnarky]

6 hours ago, CofCinci said:

Amber doesn't know what a budget is at all. 

Then she calls Gary a "slum lord" because he is buying houses to keep as rentals to build wealth. 

She is giving him a hard time while she hemorrhages money. What a loser. 

Amber "Tax Lien" Portwood has no business accusing anyone else of not having a budget.  How do you NOT budget for income tax?

When Amber's vehicle leases are up, all she will have is receipts.  Gary will have rental properties generating income for the rest of his life.  Which one is making wise choices for the day Teen Mom cameras leave town for good?

[BXD]

This clip is so frustrating to watch. I was just watching an old TM ep where they are out shopping for Leah's first birthday party, and Amber is clearing the shelves while Gary keeps telling her he only has $20. I don't understand why she is so shocked he has a budget when he has been the responsible one with money for years.