90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Neurochick]

Lucy’s bored to tears.

[iwasish]

He’s s dick,

[Pepper Mostly]

Even Lucy knows he's full of shit.

[Floatingbison]

Jon thinks he's all that...he's not...I was a bigger player than he ever dreamed of being.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Brace yourself for Pole and Kreeny.

[Frozendiva]

Hotel beds don't come with sheets?

[kacesq]

Why is there no sheet on the bed? And only a woman can stay at the hospital with Karine? Please.

[Pepper Mostly]

What kind of hotel is Pole is staying in that doesn't provide sheets??

[aliya]

This guy doesn't know that many men wear wedding rings? Personally, if I wore a ring, I'd expect my husband to, as well. If he didn't want one, OK, but then, neither do I.

And he's how old and never been to a wedding? 

[jacksgirl]

Hate beds with no sheets Pole

[Auntie Anxiety]

Pole needs his mommy.

[Suzywriter]

Why no sheets???

[Lillith]

No snark, he looks sad and exhausted. 

[Tuneful]

Ring Guy is hawt ,and charming, especially compared to the police lineup we're in for tonight. 

Jon really did not know when men get wedding rings and why?? 

[renatae]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jewellry? Someone needs to spellcheck that sign.

It's correct for England.  :)

[Scarlett45]

I know this varies throughout different cultures but in the USA men get wedding rings. The only men I know that don’t wear theirs do so because of their professions (for example auto mechanics, chefs etc). Men that don’t wear rings still get one on the wedding day. Face value Jon doesn’t seem so odd, as a garbage sorter it might be impractical BUT this is Jon & Rachel, so everything is DEFCON 10. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Angela looked nice in the bonus scene dress

[Pepper Mostly]

Damn @Frozendiva and @kacesq, you two are quick!

Karine has wanted motherhood for a very long time? She's barely 21! 

[Mercolleen]

I scared lose you!

[jacksgirl]

The flowers were a sweet gesture 

[OoogleEyes]

He's staying in a  hotel... where's the mattress sheet??

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I was a bigger player than he ever dreamed of being.

[/pulls up chair next to Floatingbison to hear the details]

[Straycat80]

The procedure is probably a D&C. Usually not life threatening. 

[Scarlett45]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

This guy doesn't know that many men wear wedding rings? Personally, if I wore a ring, I'd expect my husband to, as well. If he didn't want one, OK, but then, neither do I.

And he's how old and never been to a wedding? 

Yeah I thought that was odd. Even people who don’t wear rings get them at the ceremony! It’s a ritual thing. 

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Jon is just going to slip that ring into his pocket when he wants to.

Gollum style.   "My precious . . . it wants my precious . . . . "

[LilaFowler]

Oh Christ, this translator voice. It's all so ridiculous.

[Neurochick]

Ugh, still with that stupid translator app.

[kacesq]

I can't snark on Karine tonite. This is so sad. Wait...they're still communicating thru an app...this is just so tragic and wrong all the way around.

[Mercolleen]

What's up with the cages in the apartment?

[AussieBabe]

I feel so bad for Karine and Pole.

[BradandJanet]

My father never wore a ring, and my husband doesn't either. Doesn't make any difference to me.

[PityFree]

 I wonder if pole is out of money and that’s the bad news!

[Lillith]

And off he goes! 

[PityFree]

Ha! I was correct!

[Miss Chevious]

Paul: I spent all my money on your stuffed unicorns! Boo hoo!

[Suzywriter]

Karine looks healthier after her hospital stay that before.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Karine will miss Pole (‘s wallet).

[lucy711]

So they have no money...but they were going to support a baby?!

[Armchair Critic]

Maybe you could have saved some money by not buying the umpteen emoji pillows 

[PityFree]

 Stop lying, Paul. Brazil has universal health coverage.  You didn’t get any bills.

[jacksgirl]

Noooooooo Darcey.

[configdotsys]

I'm still not understanding why Pole is not making the connection on how many weeks pregnant Karine was.

[iwasish]

Wasted how much on stuffed animals and crap she had to have.

[Neurochick]

1 minute ago, Mercolleen said:

What's up with the cages in the apartment?

What cage?  The balcony?

Ugh, I thought that was the last of Jesse and Darcy.  Go away.

[Scarlett45]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Maybe you could have saved some money by not buying the umpteen emoji pillows 

This is golden. 

[Floatingbison]

YESYESYES!!!!  It's Darcey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[aliya]

Just now, lucy711 said:

So they have no money...but they were going to support a baby?!

Are there child-related benefits in Brazil? Would they have planned on some kind of welfare or food assistance?

[sainte-chapelle]

My husband hates jewelry, he doesn't Even wear a watch. He picked out a gold comfort fit band and rarely takes it off. Jon needs to suck it up.

[LilaFowler]

I thought Brazil had free health care.

[Rabbittron]

4 minutes ago, aliya said:

This guy doesn't know that many men wear wedding rings? Personally, if I wore a ring, I'd expect my husband to, as well. If he didn't want one, OK, but then, neither do I.

And he's how old and never been to a wedding? 

My  ex refused to wear a ring and he got pissed because I wouldn't wear one.