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[PityFree]

Tarik must REALLY need a shower.

[snarkish]

Hazel needs Tarik to prove that she is the "only one"? Hmmn, how many countries do you think this guy flies to to meet women, Honey?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tarik, you are an idiot.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, PityFree said:

Tarik must REALLY need a shower.

I hope he has enough sense to know this, that flannel shirt and hat must have been hot

[Bubbacat]

Does Tarik know that Hazel has a son? He hasn't mentioned it, has he? Hmmmm . . .

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I just dont understand the way these people dress to meet “ the love of their lives” for the first time.

What you see is what you get. 

[charmed1]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Been enjoying the Mondavi wine commercials.

I HATE the horror movie promo and the lame, lame, LAME rapping car salesman car commercial. Make it stop.

[PityFree]

Tarik and Hazel —  just do the “one person sleeps above the top sheet, one person sleeps below the top sheet” thing.

[Gigglepuff]

Oh god, poor Hazel and her "barrier." Why doesn't Tarik just suck it up and crash on the couch? 

[Armchair Critic]

"I am an affectionate person, I thought she would be very comfortable with me". In other words Tarik thought he would be getting some the first night.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PityFree said:

Tarik and Hazel —  just do the “one person sleeps above the top sheet, one person sleeps below the top sheet” thing.

They're bundling! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bundling_(tradition)

[Armchair Critic]

Tarik is going to marry her quickly if she holds out for the wedding night.

[Suzywriter]

Hazel seems miserable.

[Frozendiva]

Tarik, you do not know her. So no ring. What happens when you find out she has a child?

Hazel, you too need to show Tarik that you are not a scammer.

[Straycat80]

I thought this condo had two beds. Sure, Tarik, sure. No nookie for you. I think I like Hazel.

[jacksgirl]

Praying they go back to Michael and Marlboro before 9:05...

[Pepper Mostly]

Jon, she wasn't crying at all. Sheesh. 

[Armchair Critic]

Jon is stressed out from that little baby noise? Another red flag.

[PeaceLily2]

That’s what Rachel is wearing to bed?  Go and buy some new pajama’s.  

[Scarlett45]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

"I am an affectionate person, I thought she would be very comfortable with me". In other words Tarik thought he would be getting some the first night.

I do not like his attitude. He’s not owed sex by this woman. The “you have to smooch me”!! They just met! If Tariq was a real gentleman he would’ve offered her a room/condo of her own, and when SHE let him know she wanted to get intimate they could’ve done so. The power dynamics are just too iffy. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rachel, use some birth control!!

[ALittleShelfish]

With how surprised Rachel was to see Jon had a crib her Lucy... did she expect Lucy to just spend the next two weeks in her car seat?  What? 

[charmed1]

I wonder if Tarik was this nice to and had an engagement ring for the mother of his child. I suspect not.

[Adeejay]

So now sweet Lucy isn't allowed to gurgle?  What an arse!

[brilliantbreakfast]

I'm not fond of babies, but that Lucy is off-the-charts cute.

[Pepper Mostly]

Rachel. Its called a depo shot. Investigate. 

[JennyMominFL]

5 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Tarik and Hazel —  just do the “one person sleeps above the top sheet, one person sleeps below the top sheet” thing.

In a lot of other countries people dont use top sheets much. that surprised me my first time in Europe

Edited August 20, 2018 by JennyMominFL

[Armchair Critic]

AWKWARD... 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, jacksgirl said:

Praying they go back to Michael and Marlboro before 9:05...

Sharknado time!

[Pepper Mostly]

Jon's rushing off to vomit, I guess. 

[PeaceLily2]

Go get your baby!!!!! What the fuck?

[VioletNevermind]

Hey, Rachel?   Do you know why your baby is crying in the next room?  She’s in a completely foreign environment and she can’t see her mommy!  You selfish bitch!

[PeaceLily2]

“Make it more younger.”

[Armchair Critic]

C'mon show I want to see granny and Michael, Angela makes me laugh (at her that is)

[snarkish]

OMG, the preview commercial!

[Suzywriter]

They expect Lucy to sleep by herself on a different floor in a strange house so they can boff in peace?

[greekmom]

Just now, snarkish said:

OMG, the preview commercial!

Tell me about it!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, JennyMominFL said:

In a lot of other countries people dont use top sheets. that surprised me my first time in Europe

It can be challenging to find fitted sheets here. Lots of top sheets. Guess most just use the duvet.

[charmed1]

The way Jon looks at Rachel? Looks like he’s thinking of all the places he can store her body. “Oh erm...I’m going to check on Lucy.”

Using McFadden and Whitehead for a ketchup commercial is blasphemous.

[Adeejay]

I wish someone would point out to Angela that the reason people are looking at her is because she is a white woman, in a black neighborhood, being followed by a camera crew. 

[Straycat80]

Jon creeps me out. Why leave your baby with a stranger on your first night in his home? Rachel is an idiot. 

Michael: put on makeup so you look younger. Bahahaha! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next week looks fabulous. Fundamentalist Filipinos, Grangela spitting food into Michael’s mouth.....fantastic!

[lucy711]

I can't believe Rachel just left Lucy alone in a new environment (in a different time zone) and then Jon was the one who went to check on her...

I can't believe a woman in her 30s can't figure out birth control.

[jacksgirl]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Tell me about it!

Reeling us in the whole season.....

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Using McFadden and Whitehead for a ketchup commercial is blasphemous.

I can remember when Heinz used Carly Simon's song 'Anticipation'

[PeaceLily2]

Gag

[JennyMominFL]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

It can be challenging to find fitted sheets here. Lots of top sheets. Guess most just use the duvet.

Yeah, I actually like the duvet cover practice.  Once i understood the duvet thing i realIed why there werent 2 sheets. Are you in the UK?

Edited August 20, 2018 by JennyMominFL

[AussieBabe]

Rachel, it's called Implanon or Nexplanon, and if you're lucky--like me--you won't even have a cycle while it's in place. It lasts three years and can be removed from your arm at any time. 

All of these people are idiots. I do like Hazel, though. I can't fault her honesty. I wonder if Tarik knows about her son. Maybe that's why he thinks she'll be a good stepmum?

And Angela....nobody wants to hear about you getting it in 2-3 times. 

[Armchair Critic]

"You're a beast Michael" "2 and 3 times".... "First time with a white woman, she has so much energy"... Good luck Angela meeting mama

[Pepper Mostly]

Jon baffles me really. He insisted on taking the "dad" role. He supported Rachel through her pregnancy and face timed through her labor. He enshrined a piece of the umbilical cord! and now he acts like this sweet little baby has been foisted on him unbeknownst. WTF?