90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[tincansailor981]

He wants to go to the hotel to get that last little bit before dumping your stupid ass

[pinky33]

"Your eyes look amazing." - That's what I always to my boyfriend when I haven't seen him in a long time.

[Pepper Mostly]

Right. Its been three minutes. Let the fighting begin!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Drama. Turmoil. Bring it on!

[tincansailor981]

Triggered in 3, 2 1,....

[charmed1]

Is Jesse wearing foundation?!

[AussieBabe]

Ugh. Meester and Botox Queen. Jesse shut the hell up.

[usernameG]

"You need to ownership and responsibility...." Fuck I hate this guy. He is a super douche.

[woot]

Darcey’s face crumpling up like a piece of paper as she looks up at Jesse with tears in her eyes 

[Bees52]

Too late Darcy. You two are nothing but drama and turmoil.

[HappyDancex2]

For 2 people who have been sleeping with each other their meeting was cold and awkward.  I have more intimate hellos with Youber drivers.

[Pepper Mostly]

Meanwhile, the Uber driver is "keep your eyes on the road, keep your eyes on the road".

[Rabbittron]

Look at her fake fake fake fur coat.

[PityFree]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

So sad.

Not to sound cold but who pays for all the medical bills?  Is Brazil one of those socialized medical countries?

 Brazil’s government considers healthcare a right and therefore they have a public health care system so Karine will not have to worry about any bills. 

[BradandJanet]

Well, Darcey brought a suitcase full of shoes to the fight.

[Scarlett45]

What?!! Darcy attacked her sister?!!!

[Brooklynista]

3 minutes ago, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Jeez Darcey, that outfit.

Alexis Carrington would be proud.

[charmed1]

Both of you get the fuck out of the car!

[hisbunkie]

I came here for you. Darcey you need to stfu. Let him talk.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Now they fight about who is getting out of the car. Oy vey iz mir.

Edited October 1, 2018 by Auntie Anxiety
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[VioletNevermind]

Dayum, Jesse is cold as ice!  As for Darcey, you’re too old for this, boo.  You’re 43.  Tell him to take his ass back to his home country and keep it moving.  

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Scarlett45 said:

What?!! Darcy attacked her sister?!!!

I am sure it was a booze fueled fight.

[tincansailor981]

The driver is like, both of you shit heads get out of my car; don't worry about paying either.

[CoachWristletJen]

Okay when two forty-something sisters get into a fight and the police are called, something is wrong.

When Jesse has to fly across the ocean to belittle her about it, something is wrong.

[Rabithed]

“It’s my family...not his!” But! but! he’s your kids stepdad! 

Edited October 1, 2018 by Rabithed
Quotation after exclamation mark

[usernameG]

That poor Youber driver.

[Chickabiddy]

Color me a horrible person… But I truly with Darcy had been arrested for hitting Jesse...

Yes, I will be enjoying my own private circle of hell at some point. 

[AussieBabe]

You liarrrr. Get out of my life!

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Oh yeah, belting your sister and getting arrested is fine because you made up. You're fine, you're fine.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Who is this host? What’s her resume like?

[PeaceLily2]

Stacey got veneers too!!!

[tincansailor981]

Gawd, this sow is the host 

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Not Michelle Collins again, ack.

[HappyDancex2]

I hope they left the Youber driver a tip.  Methinks he was afraid to leave a bad review.

[PityFree]

Oh ugh. “LIVE”

[charmed1]

WTF?! We don’t want those friends! I didn’t stay up past my bedtime for those two. I wanted to see the hot one!

[greekmom]

I thought that was Darcy

[LilaFowler]

They ransacked a HomeGoods to stage this set.

[woot]

Is this host a giant?

[BradandJanet]

Out of battery. Will return later.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yikes. Stacey looks like hell.

[AussieBabe]

Oh this terrible live chat. Ugh. She kept cutting people off after 15 seconds during the one that aired for Before the 90 Days.

Why is Stacey wearing an evening gown, though?

[Suzywriter]

How big is the interviewer?? 

[Toodleoo]

That dress is exceeding its safety factor

[ECM1231]

Michelle is so tall and her chair looks so teeny tiny! 

[hisbunkie]

I should of never gotten on that train with six pieces of luggage. 

[For Cereals]

I thought Jessie told her to stay off soshul media and then he does it!

[LilaFowler]

Just now, woot said:

Is this host a giant?

lmaooooo

It's like Alice in Wonderland after she eats the cake.

[Mercolleen]

11 minutes ago, jacksgirl said:

This shouldn't be televised for the whole world to see. Shame on you TLC.

I am no longer excited, just sad. So much for the warning.

[tincansailor981]

Just now, RedBagWithMakeup said:

Not Michelle Collins again, ack.

"You look exactly like Darcy"  No shit, they're identical twins