90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Adeejay]

Juliana is correct.  She is a lucky girl.  Michael isn't bad looking, plus he is rich. It's heart breaking to hear her say that she has been through a lot in her 23 years.  Can't help but root for her. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Emily's giving birth at the Lubyanka I see. Tasteful. 

[Andi27]

These Russian hospitals look like horror movie sets...

[Auntie Anxiety]

.This Russian doctor looks like an escapee from the Scientology Sea Org.

[For Cereals]

She looks like he picked her up from Catholic school, not the airport...necklace was beyond ugly!

[HappyDancex2]

HE'S WIPING HIS HANDS OFF WITH A WET WIPE?????????????   THAT'S FOR AFTER BBQs and SIPPY CUPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[VioletNevermind]

Dear God, that hospital room.  This isn’t even compelling TV.  This is just horrifying.  Bless her heart.

[poeticlicensed]

Hospital looks like a horror movie

[Frozendiva]

A lot of girls go through a lot in their lives. Including me. No sugar daddy for me.

[sainte-chapelle]

That hospital looks grim and Sasha doesn't remember where he was when his kids were born...class act that one.

Edited November 18, 2019 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

"She says--AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH OWWWWWWWWW!" 

[xls]

1 minute ago, Andi27 said:

These Russian hospitals look like horror movie sets...

Saw movies?

[shockermolar]

Places I would never give birth: abandoned barn, haunted house, Russian maternity ward

[kacesq]

Why did Emily agree to have this filmed? Lord.

[Gobi]

Jeebus , this is like a scene from Hostel.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Russian hospital = third circle of hell.

[hisbunkie]

2 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

Where is the car??

In her luggage.

[LucyEth]

2 minutes ago, Twopper said:

Well, I guess I am 20 years older than he is, and I think it is ugly. 

You obviously have good taste!

[Adeejay]

Emily's birthing room in Russia appears to be cleaner and more comfortable than the one in which poor Olga gave birth.

[Auntie Anxiety]

My dog sleeps on a blanket that looks like that.

[HappyDancex2]

I can't with this hospital room and these McDoctors.   Is that felt blanket clean?   

[Floatingbison]

Wow, the hospital room looks right out of 1955. 

[Dance4Life]

I love the live birth scenes! 
 

Paola did it the BEST!!!! At home in her bed. That is so cool!

[shockermolar]

My son says you usually only see rooms like this with blood splashed over all tgecwalls

[usernameG]

That Russian narcissists face when she said she wished her family was there....he's a giant asshole.

[LennieBriscoe]

1 minute ago, Andi27 said:

These Russian hospitals look like horror movie sets...

Iss it safe?

[magemaud]

Nice, Sasha doesn’t even remember his other kids’ births. He thinks he was working, so he was at the gym? 

[For Cereals]

So in Russia, they ask you IF you want pain meds?  I guess there are no birthing plans...

[Pepper Mostly]

Props to Sasha, he's really being very kind and supportive. 

[HappyDancex2]

The Doctor just came from his other job as the slide operator at the local water park.

[Floatingbison]

Sasha:  don't be scared.

Doctor:  time for vodka, da?

[charmed1]

WTF is this the doctor? Is he just getting off of his shift at Chik Fil-A?

[hookedontv]

I have it paused and will catch up I can’t watch any birthing scenes, let alone this horror show. 

[VioletNevermind]

😨

Edited November 18, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody
Because sometimes only an emoji will do.

[Floatingbison]

In Soviet Russia, baby delivers you.

[xls]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Props to Sasha, he's really being very kind and supportive. 

His English is perfect too.

[LennieBriscoe]

Far too many males in that room. Sorry,  not sorry. 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Nice, Sasha doesn’t even remember his other kids’ births. He thinks he was working, so he was at the gym? 

More likely he had another girl on her back

[HappyDancex2]

No fucking way you are cutting me open in that sanitarium.   I'll stand up and wiggle and drop this baby out.   Ebbybody OUTTA MY WAY

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

In Soviet Russia, baby delivers you.

Ok, fine I came back to life and now I'm dead again.

[CSunshine76]

This poor girl is giving birth in what looks like a prison hospital.  Great plan to use a facility where you can’t communicate with your Drs.  Geez.

Sasha doesn’t remember the births of his two other children? Dad of the year right there

[poeticlicensed]

Hey Emily, does it still feel like a romantic scene from Dr Zhivago? What a dope

[hookedontv]

If Juliana and Douche end up having a kid, he better rethink giving her a bracelet to match that butt ugly necklace as a push present. 

[iwasish]

30 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

"The restaurants *are closed*" not "is closed." 

Probably only one restaurant anyway.

[DragonFlyzz]

Should’ve gone home girl.  Sasha didn’t bother to show up for the births of his other children and I doubt he would be upset about missing your delivery.

[shockermolar]

I can’t help but think that just MAYBE the AP and crew might catch a clue that just maybe they should give the woman freaking the fuck out some camera free time?

[LucyEth]

This is the exact reason why Tiffany didn't want to have her baby in SA.

[hookedontv]

Is it over yet??

[Gobi]

Not much fun in Stalingrad.

[HappyDancex2]

I'm yanking this sketchy epidural out of my back.   She needs to drop that baby out before they open her up with a fish knife and hand her a tube of Mederma on the way out.