90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Rabithed]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Take off your fanny pack first, Ricky. 

But it’s slimming!!!

[tincansailor981]

Nothing says I love you like committing suicide by drowning.

[Neurochick]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

Does Ximena know that this douche is still legally married?

I wonder if that will come out at the live show.

[ECM1231]

Ximena's a trip!!! No importa...she does not care he cannot swim!

[PityFree]

Give Ximena her own show.

[Pepper Mostly]

Stamp on his hands, Ximena!

[Mercolleen]

My friend who lives in Middletown C.T. is so embarrassed by Darcey. 

[LilaFowler]

Lady Gaga said on Ellen the other day that 90DF is her favorite reality show. Even celebs watch this!

[ECM1231]

How does a 33 y.o. not know how to swim?

[usernameG]

Ew Ricky in a swimsuit. He can't even hoist himself onto the dock.

[AussieBabe]

Icky Ricky. I'm sure your kid has a new potential step-mummy every other day. Something slimy and disgusting is revealed about him every day. 

[PeaceLily2]

Hahahahahaha!  Fat assed Icky couldn’t get his fat ass out of the water!  

[CSunshine76]

So Ximena makes Ricky jump into some water in order to forgive him.  What is his punishment when she finds out he’s still married? 

Edited October 1, 2018 by CSunshine76

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow, they had to bring in the crew. Bet they didn’t think their prodding her to make him swim would end up like that.

[hisbunkie]

Did Ximena say snakes?  I’m out. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

Lady Gaga said on Ellen the other day that 90DF is her favorite reality show. Even celebs watch this!

Can we get her on the live chat??

[Frozendiva]

How does she sound like wife material?

[Floatingbison]

It took a full camera crew to hoist Ricky's ass onto  the dock!     Seeing Ricky in trouble in the water, I expected Greenpeace to show up.

[Neurochick]

Just now, ECM1231 said:

How does a 33 y.o. not know how to swim?

A lot of adults don’t know how to swim.  I didn’t learn until I was over forty.

[BradandJanet]

Ha, ha. The camera guys had to pull him out. The humiliation is complete.  But she's definitely wife material!!

[AussieBabe]

And the fanny pack is back. Icky Ricky your current wife was wife material, too. So was wife #1, Melissa, and the list goes on and on.

[PityFree]

Just now, ECM1231 said:

How does a 33 y.o. not know how to swim?

 My mom is 70 and can’t swim. She’s had lessons, but it never clicked. But because she can’t swim, she made sure all of us kids got lessons when we were toddlers. (I’m an excellent swimmer.)

[Straycat80]

Just now, ECM1231 said:

How does a 33 y.o. not know how to swim?

And be such a big wimp about it too. I almost died! What a drama queen. 

[tincansailor981]

2 minutes ago, ECM1231 said:

Ximena's a trip!!! No importa...she does not care he cannot swim!

She knew the camera crew was there to beach the whale

[Baltimore Betty]

It seems like 20 min after their wedding Karine was begging for Paul to put a baby in her and low and behold...he did or so he thinks.  Karine probably was about a week along when she was begging Paul to start a family.

Hazel plays the game well, she says she wants Tarik's ex to know about her and her ability to be a good mother to Auri, she really is saying all the right things but she still looks dead behind the eyes.

Watching Big Ang wearing an open back bathing suit top to dinner, oy.

[sainte-chapelle]

Sorry if this was mentioned but Jesse has really bad skin, you can see the pock marks in some of the talking heads

[HappyDancex2]

Rachel needs to not be so spooked by his past girlfriends.  Is she a nun?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

 

It took a full camera crew to hoist Ricky's ass onto  the dock!     Seeing Ricky in trouble in the water, I expected Greenpeace to show up.

 

FloatingBison, you really brought your A game tonight.

[EllaDisco]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He already paid for a boob job for her! He must be a real prize. 

Sounds like he spends his life selling real estate, going to the gym, and drinking heavily.  He's about as mature as a 19 year old.  They should be a good match.

[CoachWristletJen]

Ricky took off the fanny pack and jumped into the water.

Holding onto that dock... barely surviving. Six inches away from the dock, he's a regular navy seal.

Hahahaha, the cameraman is helping him! Hahahaha!

I guess it would be scary if you can't swim.

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

How does she sound like wife material?

Because she says so.  

[CraftyHazel]

3 minutes ago, ECM1231 said:

How does a 33 y.o. not know how to swim?

Maybe he didn’t grow up near a lake or pools.  My 31-year-old daughter can’t ride a bike...

[Kareem]

I winced when Jesse got out of the shower. He was skinny and the color of this page.  And then I saw Ricardo going in the water...

[sainte-chapelle]

And lol at Darcy's luggage, she looks like a call girl standing in the park with everything she owns

[Rabithed]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Rachel needs to not be so spooked by his past girlfriends.  Is she a nun?

I think Rachel is really pretty. And she’s not even trying! The wedding dress looked really nice on her.  I don’t like that she complains about her figure and blames it on her two kids. Don’t be such a sad sack!  

[usernameG]

How is it that Jon looks way better and Rachel looks more frumpy?

[Rabithed]

2 minutes ago, EllaDisco said:

Sounds like he spends his life selling real estate, going to the gym, and drinking heavily.  He's about as mature as a 19 year old.  They should be a good match.

She’s gorgeous. He seems a bit creepy. 

[EllaDisco]

5 minutes ago, AussieBabe said:

Icky Ricky. I'm sure your kid has a new potential step-mummy every other day. Something slimy and disgusting is revealed about him every day. 

She's already had two on this trip alone.  If Ximena had dumped him, there probably would have been a third.  I get the feeling Ricky had a whole list of potential Colombian soulmates.

[BradandJanet]

Ricky and Ximena's next show will be on the ID channel--true crime.

[usernameG]

Just now, Rabithed said:

I think Rachel is really pretty. And she’s not even trying! The wedding dress looked really nice on her.  I don’t like that she complains about her figure and blames it on her two kids. Don’t be such a sad sack!  

I think the complaining and Debbie Downer attitude makes me not find her cute at all...

[Pepper Mostly]

Marta. He is never going to write that letter. Why is she even pursuing this? 

[Rabithed]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

And lol at Darcy's luggage, she looks like a call girl standing in the park with everything she owns

She looks like a middle aged woman about to be dumped by her young boy toy! 

[usernameG]

Oh stripper... I don't think he really wants you.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The stripper’s true love is a real winner.

[CoachWristletJen]

Okay this girl at the gym is dumb as a box of rocks.

[Pepper Mostly]

Marta's fustrated. And dumb as a plank.

Edited October 1, 2018 by Pepper Mostly

[usernameG]

I don't think Stripper is really a gym regular. I really annoyed with how she riding the bike. 

[configdotsys]

This clown that Marta has been talking to has the personality of a floor lamp. He's not happy with Marta's religious background? Then why get involved with someone that is not a muslim you fucking nimrod.

[Lillith]

How can you be invested in someone you've never even met properly?? Listen to your spin buddy girl!

[Frozendiva]

Marta, there are a lot of very red flags.