90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[EllaDisco]

20 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Drinking game alert: do a shot every time Rachel whines "it's not fair!"

Can't do that.  I have to work in the morning.

[Pepper Mostly]

No Pole. YOU just found out Karine's pregnant. EVERYONE else knew. 

[BradandJanet]

Makes me wonder how Michael trained for this gig. It reminds me of Phillip Jennings honeypot lessons in Russian spy school. Ugh. 

[tincansailor981]

Michael's ass just wants that green card and if it takes spearing Big Ang's chain smoking ass on the regular to get it, he'll just close his eyes and roll with it.

[AussieBabe]

4-6 weeks with a visible baby bump. Oh okay.

[Scarlett45]

Just now, Lillith said:

The sad thing is, having spent lots of time in Amsterdam, I know Jesse is an uggo by Dutch man standards. Cause that city is filled with hot blond men. And hot men of other hair colors and ethnicities. It's one of those places where the majority of the people seem really attractive. And Darcey got an obnoxious light bulb head. 

This made me giggle. 

Love your screen name by the way. 

[CoachWristletJen]

"Please solidify our 2-week marriage, Karine..."

[Mierin]

4 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

put 911 on speed dial

Pretty much.  I'll be getting my stomach pumped by the end of the episode.

[LilaFowler]

Pole and Karine have the same fight over and over in different locations. Zzzzz.

[ECM1231]

How can Paul think this is his baby? She is showing already. I used to like Mama Karine but no longer as I think she is in on the scam.

[Neurochick]

Does Karine want a divorce because the baby isn’t Paul’s or does she want a divorce because the baby is Paul’s?

Or is it because she wants a man who doesn’t need to use a translator to talk to her?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Lillith said:

The sad thing is, having spent lots of time in Amsterdam, I know Jesse is an uggo by Dutch man standards. Cause that city is filled with hot blond men. And hot men of other hair colors and ethnicities. It's one of those places where the majority of the people seem really attractive. And Darcey got an obnoxious light bulb head. 

Jesse's exceedingly unattractive. Ugh. His skin looks like a map of the moon and that Hitler Youth haircut does him no favors.

[Mercolleen]

I want to destroy Jesse's shearling coat. OMG Darcy just staggered across my screen with her stilettos and robe. I want to destroy those too.

[Chickabiddy]

5 minutes ago, AussieBabe said:

Drinking game for everytime Pole says divorce, Darcey cries, or Rachel cries or says it's unfair. How worse for wear will I be an hour on?

We wil all l be on our way to advanced  cirrhosis of the liver. ?

[tincansailor981]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What a get-up. Angela so doesn’t give a crap about this.

Angela doesn't give a crap, period

[Auntie Anxiety]

And your money. ATM time.

[CoachWristletJen]

"Paul I think it's important that the baby have your money nearby and your love and your attention."

[Frozendiva]

Karine, eventually Paul will acquire a brain cell.

[LilaFowler]

Pole makes my skin crawl. He would never be allowed to touch me.

[lucy711]

I wonder what the time line is between Paul and Karine's wedding and him finding out that she is pregnant.

I have a similar build to Karine.  We are petite.  I looked like her when I was 4-5 months along.

[EllaDisco]

16 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Hazel's lower lip swallow is starting to bug me.  I'm easily annoyed LOL.  Like I have no Roni made either.

She's a good match for Tarek.  He does something weird with his upper lip every time he speaks too.

[PityFree]

 Ricky’s murder is coming up after the commercial break!!!

[RichiesOlderBro]

How is Pole going to raise and take care of a baby since he has no job?

[hoosiermom]

hahaha. I work on a detox unit. you are are welcome to check in if need be!

[Kareem]

2 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Pole and Karine have the same fight over and over in different locations. Zzzzz.

Checked hammock borrowed from Tarik?  Check.  

[CoachWristletJen]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

Does Karine want a divorce because the baby isn’t Paul’s or does she want a divorce because the baby is Paul’s?

Or is it because she wants a man who doesn’t need to use a translator to talk to her?

I think she wants a divorce because Paul is Paul.

It's no wonder she spends all day in bed on her phone. It would be boring talking to almost anybody through Google translate all day long, but add to that it's Paul!

[BradandJanet]

When the couples don't speak the same language and have to use the translator, the length of the show is stretched. More bang for the production buck. That and all the ads . . . .

[HappyDancex2]

Ricky will need to prove his love to me by.....doing whatever I bark at him in my vengeful anger and waving finger.... including drowning like a big assed fat pumpkin. (seasonal snark)

[OoogleEyes]

"I had no idea how much damage water could do"  Have you not seen the Grand Canyon, lady?

[Rabithed]

28 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Angela doesn't want prints and she's very particular about the cut. She's afraid of looking tacky, I guess. <eyeroll>

BTW, I think those prints are gorgeous!

Of course she wants a crop top (rolling me eyes)  She shows up to the market looking like she does and she’s embarrassed to wear those dresses?!?  What? Are you worried a print will make you look fat(ter)?(Huge eye roll). All she does is complain. She really is juvenile...cannot stand her. I’d be trying on all the dresses...all the fabrics. Enjoy the experience. Geez 

[EllaDisco]

15 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

Darcey looks like some weird, high class escort waiting for some dude to pick her up and take her off on a trip someplace. "Meet in the park, where my wife won't see you. I'll send my driver."

Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking!

[Frozendiva]

New 32 year old guy. She is 19. You seem to have money.

[Straycat80]

I just noticed tonight’s show is three hours and five minutes long! I’ll be taping the last two. Too many commercials and I can FF thru the dancer and Muslim guy. Besides I watch FTWD at 8. 

[AussieBabe]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

How is Pole going to raise and take care of a baby since he has no job?

Even his own mother said he didn't need to have a child because he couldn't afford it.

[Suzywriter]

I'm starting to think of the app voice as Pole's wife.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I was on a tight timeline, getting home from a trip and then having to pick the dog up from the kennel, so,I didn’t have a chance to make Ronintonight, but I DID buy 3 boxes last week, $1/box.

[Rabithed]

Just now, EllaDisco said:

Yes, that's exactly what I was thinking!

God she is so embarrassing. She’s just gross. Everything about her. Go away Jessie 

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

"I had no idea how much damage water could do"  Have you not seen the Grand Canyon, lady?

Snarking on the ads!  I love it!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

New 32 year old guy. She is 19. You seem to have money.

He already paid for a boob job for her! He must be a real prize. 

[hisbunkie]

The reality of the matter is that if Paul leaves Brazil, there is little recourse for K to get money from him.  

BTW, this happens a lot. Americans father children in other countries never to be heard from again. Marriage or no marriage. 

[LilaFowler]

Does Ximena know that this douche is still legally married?

[Straycat80]

Ximena, you are with a snake. A two legged one. And now the pay back starts, jump in the water. Lol! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Ricky. You are SUCH a creep. 

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

New 32 year old guy. She is 19. You seem to have money.

Wouldn't that be terrible for business back home?  Gonna lose a lot of women clients LOL.   I'm glad 19 year olds are harvesting american dollars for new tits.  Resourceful.

[Frozendiva]

Sending a dude who can’t swim in to water?

[Rabithed]

7 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 Ricky’s murder is coming up after the commercial break!!!

We can only hope!

[Pepper Mostly]

Take off your fanny pack first, Ricky. 

[Floatingbison]

Don't do it, Icky Ricky.  Don't go into the water!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ricky reenacts a witch trial.

[Rabithed]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Take off your fanny pack first, Ricky. 

But it’s slimming!!!