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[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He probably cries after. And invites his partner to pray with him. 

🤮

[Mierin]

Just now, usernameG said:

Missionary position only.

With the lights off, under the covers.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Make it easy for yourself and slap on a long blonde Rapunzel wig like Laura wore for her first wedding to Aladin

Make sure that you tuck in your fringe/bangs tho

[Bryce Lynch]

Ben gets some gentleman points for opening the car door for Bikini.

[magemaud]

Ben’s “technically married” too! 

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Every Saturday night. Right after the church ham and bean supper. 

Lights off.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

I'll bet Akini's "I don't want you to go" tears aren't the only thing she's had to fake with him. 

I wonder if she's worried he won't pull the K1 and she gave him a taste of the Bikini cookie jar.

[Mindthinkr]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

Just use the refresh button!

I have the technological skills of a guppy. I don’t even know what or where that is. 

I’m waiting for the Jesse segment, but you know that won’t happen until the last 3 minutes. 

[poeticlicensed]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

I'll bet Akini's "I don't want you to go" tears aren't the only thing she's had to fake with him. 

Got to keep the mark interested so he continues to pay on his layaway wife, I mean "bride price". 

[BradandJanet]

I think Akinya has attended the TLC 90-Day course on fake crying. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Every Saturday night. Right after the church ham and bean supper. 

Gaseous Benji

[Pepper Mostly]

Akinyi is crying because she knows damn well that they are not married. There is nothing, NOTHING that is guaranteeing that she'll get that golden ticket to that Arizona subdivision and becoming part of the working poor.

[Bryce Lynch]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"Saying goodbye to Akinyi, it's really hard." TMI, Benji, TMI.

That's what she said!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Every Saturday night. Right after the church ham and bean supper. 

He’d never sex on the lords day. It would be Wednesday at 9 pm. Yeah, he totes leaves his socks on too.

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Ben and Bikinis cab has some bitchin plaid kiltish seat covers. Most interesting thing in the cab .

So much interesting. 

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, Mierin said:

With the lights off, under the covers.

 So gross. So much gross.

[Pepper Mostly]

Who narrates that Oui commercial? Pepe Le Pew? 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Mindthinkr said:

I have the technological skills of a guppy. I don’t even know what or where that is. 

I’m waiting for the Jesse segment, but you know that won’t happen until the last 3 minutes. 

It’s a two parter, we won’t see Jesse til next week. 

[LucyEth]

Ben is probably a really nice guy, but he doesn't have money, and is a goody two shoes nerd.  Anyone who freaks out their fiancé having a drink and getting a little tipsy is way too up tight.

[Julyolo]

I'm thinking that the Tell Nothing moderator Shaun needs to change her name to Yawn.

[Persnickety1]

11 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Hello all! I'm stuck on a plane that does not provide live TLC. What a blow I've been dealt. So I'm here reading along...and trying to ignore the couple in front of me that can't stop kissing each other. 

My sympathies.

I abhor PDA's.  

[Bryce Lynch]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

I'll bet Akini's "I don't want you to go" tears aren't the only thing she's had to fake with him. 

I don't think she even bothered to fake the other thing.  If she did, Ben wouldn't have asked her to answer her cookie jar customer satisfaction survey.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He’d never sex on the lords day. It would be Wednesday at 9 pm. Yeah, he totes leaves his socks on too.

After bible study. 

[Gobi]

Can't wait for the tear jerking scene of Caesar and Maria saying goodbye .

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

He’d never sex on the lords day. It would be Wednesday at 9 pm. Yeah, he totes leaves his socks on too.

Singing his favorite hymns afterwards. Gotta work up a good appetite for bologna sandwich dinner.

[sainte-chapelle]

You guys I never thought I would say this but team Zied. He is a bum but is an hot bum. Becky with the bad hair lied from day one.

[Gigglepuff]

What's with this new TLC family? Duggar replacements? 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

It’s a two parter, we won’t see Jesse til next week. 

tomorrow.

[Gigglepuff]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

It’s a two parter, we won’t see Jesse til next week. 

What a blow we've been dealt! 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Ben is probably a really nice guy, but he doesn't have money, and is a goody two shoes nerd.  Anyone who freaks out their fiancé having a drink and getting a little tipsy is way too up tight.

He portrays himself as a goody two shoes nerd...

[SunnyBeBe]

Is there a box you check on visa application when it's a traditional marriage..not legal?

[Gigglepuff]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Singing his favorite hymns afterwards. Gotta work up a good appetite for bologna sandwich dinner.

With white bread? 

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, Bryce Lynch said:

I don't think she even bothered to fake the other thing.  If she did, Ben wouldn't have asked her to answer her cookie jar customer satisfaction survey.

I'm sure it was all she could do not to flee.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

You guys I never thought I would say this but team Zied. He is a bum but is an hot bum. Becky with the bad hair lied from day one.

Zied, is so much sexy

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

It’s a two parter, we won’t see Jesse til next week. 

Tomorrow's 3 hour installment and then Pillow Talk!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Singing his favorite hymns afterwards. Gotta work up a good appetite for bologna sandwich dinner.

Twinkies for dessert.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

It’s a two parter, we won’t see Jesse til next week. 

And they are premiering the new season too? TLC you are killing me!

[hisbunkie]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Akinyi is crying because she knows damn well that they are not married. There is nothing, NOTHING that is guaranteeing that she'll get that golden ticket to that Arizona subdivision and becoming part of the working poor.

Did he pay a down payment? 

[Mierin]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

With white bread? 

You know it!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

What's with this new TLC family? Duggar replacements? 

But do you feel old when you see that mad about you was 27 years ago?

[charmed1]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

With white bread? 

Yes. Crusts cut off. Saving those for dessert.

[Boston]

Ben is a spineless jellyfish nerd.. Akinyi is crying because she is 5 yrs old in age and just wants to go to the US.

[Twopper]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

What's with this new TLC family? Duggar replacements? 

Duggars have a new season going on.  Maybe this family is trying out to replace them if the ratings get worse.  They have started sneaking Ma and Pa Dugger back into the episodes. 

[Bryce Lynch]

1 minute ago, Julyolo said:

I'm thinking that the Tell Nothing moderator Shaun needs to change her name to Yawn.

Well, I think that will be her name here, from now on.  Perfect!

[hookedontv]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

With white bread? 

Ben cuts the crusts off. We’ve seen him do that. 

[Gigglepuff]

Oh, Zied. Yum. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

tomorrow.

Yay! I thought they were dragging this mess out

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

It’s a two parter, we won’t see Jesse til next week. 

tomorrow.

The 2nd part is tomorrow night? I can't keep up

[Gobi]

Technically, I'm still bored.

[blubld43]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

What's with this new TLC family? Duggar replacements? 

 "Plathville", I keep thinking it's a family suffering from depression.