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[Adeejay]

3 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

He fancies himself more like Colin Firth...my ass.....

Tom fancies himself as "Fitz William Darcy?"  Perish the thought. On his best day, Tom couldn't compete with Colin on his worst.

[Miss Chevious]

Those outfits! Ben and Zucchini look like they work at DisneyWorld! 

[poeticlicensed]

Ben looks like he is wearing a PJ top

[VioletNevermind]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

My last visit was around $50 - including a clearance succulent planter. How long will it take me to kill it.

 I bought the same succulent planter.  A gardener I am not.  I’ll pray for yours if you pray for mine. 

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Either she just cuts her losses.

Or puts up with the sexless relationship, even stroking his ego a bit to get the K1, have a side piece    kick and then divorce him once the green card is in.

And gets her marriage annulled after a couple of years due to the marriage not being consummated. 

[tvrox]

Talking about an upset stomach on your wedding day...so romantic 

[Drogo]

"I'll see you when I see you"..????

HIT HIM WITH THE CAB

[Eldemarge]

Ben looks like barf.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Spill

She was a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader.  Her ex was on The Batcheorette show and recommended her to the producers.    
 

A month later one of the producers was casting for a High School Reunion reality show and wanted her on it, even though she didn’t graduate from that high school.

Its really all about who you know to get on these shows.  

[WonderWuman73]

Ben has looked constipated and sweaty since his introduction 

[Gigglepuff]

Ben looks....awful. I appreciate he's going with the local custom/style for a wedding, but still, he looks terrible.. 

[Horrified]

4 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

I have a friend who was flown to LA and made the second to last cut for The Batchelor.  She failed the psychology interview. 

??Are there contestants that PASS the psych interview??

[Twopper]

Just now, Miss Chevious said:

Those outfits! Ben and Zucchini look like they work at DisneyWorld! 

Hand them some mouske-ears.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Ben acts like it's life or death that he get married. Something in the milk isn't clean.

Right? The Lady or the Tiger. 

[LookABird]

Oh for pity's sake.  Akinyi's father is playing Ben like a fiddle. Guilt!  Akinyi learned It from a master.

[Gigglepuff]

He was late meeting the family? Oh, Ben....

[rideashire]

Akini's mother looks 200% done with everything every time I see her.

[brillia79]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Ben acts like it's life or death that he get married. Something in the milk isn't clean.

He’s horny but super religious. Like a teen who gets married at 16 and brags about how they waited until marriage?

Unless we find out he’s a ho.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

 I bought the same succulent planter.  A gardener I am not.  I’ll pray for yours if you pray for mine. 

The key to succulents is plenty of sun, and don't overwater. Benign neglect is the way to success. 

[Bryce Lynch]

A day late a $2,200 short.

[Brooklynista]

3 minutes ago, WonderWuman73 said:

Teem did everything possible to sabotage this relationship. No affection, no sex, not even oral or fooling around sex, being too tired and scare to explore new things with Jeniffer, too tired to explore Jeniffer, too tired to buy a new new ring... etc etc etc but not too tired for spa day, facials or coordinating  his outfit of the day. 

Sounds like the end of most marriages. Certainly not the courting phase. 

Oh Tim.

[Floatingbison]

Shut up, Fidel.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, LookABird said:

Oh for pity's sake.  Akinyi's father is playing Ben like a fiddle. Guilt!  Akinyi learned It from a master.

This  is like Ben is a contestant on a game show and they keep upping the ante.

[Armchair Critic]

Bringing in groceries for the bribe marriage fee, this is awkward

[kacesq]

6 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

Sunny D is part of the bride price?

I'd hold out for Minute Maid but I'm classy like that...

[Pepper Mostly]

Ben looks like he's about to pass out. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Dad is telling him he’s late as a negotiating tactic. 
 

This is like buying a used car. 

[poeticlicensed]

Wait til Bikini's family find out that Ben is dead broke

[Pepper Mostly]

Mama's all "Sunny D! Score!" 

[kacesq]

This is painful. 

[VioletNevermind]

This is looking less like a precursor to marriage and more like a shakedown.  Benjamin looks like he’s about to shit himself.  At least he brought that 52-roll pack of toilet paper!

[Brooklynista]

Does Momma Akinyi speak? They don't even let her speak in the native language and give her subtitles. 

[sainte-chapelle]

This is awkward

[Julyolo]

I wonder how Benjamin feels sitting in a room full of adults.

[charmed1]

How is Ben studying to be a pastor and sounds like he’s going to pass out just talking to five people in a room?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, a funeral. Father Akinyi for the win! 

[kacesq]

Yay! ATV time!

[peaceknit]

Benjamin was hyperventilating.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Dad is rejecting the gifts.  
 

He wants money!

[Bryce Lynch]

Disgusting man trying to sell his daughter.  Any culture that does this is despicable and should change.  

[usernameG]

Yet another Sunday where I want to take a wet wipe to Rebecca's face.

[peaceknit]

wtf, Akinyi is the one who told him to buy the groceries!

[Armchair Critic]

"you are still what?" dun dun DUN!

[LilaFowler]

Zied's face is everything.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Wait til Bikini's family find out that Ben is dead broke

Ha ha for selling their daughter 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hahaha, a funeral. Father Akinyi for the win! 

So Bikini told him wrong?!!?!?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rebecca, say it so Zied understands. I am so much married.

[mamadrama]

I can't watch this. I feel too much secondhand awkwardness...

[Floatingbison]

So much angry.

[kacesq]

Valid question Zied!