90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Floatingbison]

I'm not the most macho guy, but I can assure you that dress would be in shreds right now.

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Here late but here! Out of town and I was worried my hotel wouldn’t have TLC 

Been there

[Frozendiva]

I thought the new show about the Duggars were about the pets.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

I've been craving it since El Camino.

Great minds think alike, I posted that over on the Breaking Bad forum.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Our story is unique and special. Except for the last time I met a girl from Colombia online and almost married her" 

[poeticlicensed]

Sad looking ring 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

"it's not that I'm gay". Well he did go there...

That was a pretty weak denial in my book.  

[kacesq]

I hate the Duggars. Wow you're pregnant? Yes. That's the whole damned show. Everyone is pregnant.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jeniffer: Teem, that’s the tiniest ring I’ve ever seen. And to find out that it was Veronica’s? And on top of that, you’re gay? Sure, I’ll marry you.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Bryce Lynch said:

Absolutely, I desire you.

Slightly less than a bacon sandwich.

[Gobi]

I'm guessing Tim paid for the ring with $3.00 bills.

[sainte-chapelle]

"Let's platonicly hold hands while I tell you I recycled...err...brought a ring" hard pass tiny Tim

[Bryce Lynch]

There is no "very unique".  Unique means one of a kind.  Something is either unique or not unique.  There are no levels of unique.

[hisbunkie]

Just because a man doesn’t want to have sex with you, it doesn’t mean the man is gay. And just because a woman doesn’t want to be with a man does not mean they are lesbians. 
 

Calling someone a pussy or a dyke is not ok. 

[iwasish]

Tim speech pattern reminds me of James Spader. I recall how he refused to apologize to George Costanza for not loaning him a sweater for fear George’s “bulbous head “ would stretch out the neck. 

[Eldemarge]

I'm lost.  What is so beautiful about your relationship, Tim?  

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm not the most macho guy, but I can assure you that dress would be in shreds right now.

I’m not a lesbian and I agree

[Bryce Lynch]

1 minute ago, brillia79 said:

Lol, this proposal continues to slide downhill! Your fiancé just asked if you don’t sex her up because maybe you’re gay!

It's not that I am gay, it's that I don't have a penis.

[SunnyBeBe]

5 minutes ago, deedee2 said:

Hey 90DF friends!

I'm having my place renovated and had to move out this week. The place I'm temporarily staying at has no cable. Can anyone suggest a livestream so I can keep up with my favourite guilty pleasure?

Sorry, but u might be able to see later on tlc site or cable site On Demand.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Bryce Lynch said:

There is no "very unique".  Unique means one of a kind.  Something is either unique or not unique.  There are no levels of unique.

Thank you! That drives me NUTS.

[Julyolo]

Tim says to her, before presenting the ring, "I brought you something", as opposed to "I bought you something". Then he offers this ring that is so pathetic most men wouldn't have even used it once.

Edited October 14, 2019 by Julyolo

[humbleopinion]

Cesare is laughing at Tim's ring regifting......he at least bought Maria a new CZ.....

[hisbunkie]

What is Jeniffer holding in her hand? A pen.

[HappyDancex2]

1 minute ago, Bryce Lynch said:

There is no "very unique".  Unique means one of a kind.  Something is either unique or not unique.  There are no levels of unique.

I don't have grace.....I don't want grace.....I don't say grace....(Seinfeld)

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, iwasish said:

Tim speech pattern reminds me of James Spader. I recall how he refused to apologize to George Costanza for not loaning him a sweater for fear George’s “bulbous head “ would stretch out the neck. 

Tiny Teeem also dresses like Spader when he played the preppy in Pretty in Pink

Edited October 14, 2019 by Angry Moldovan

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Great minds think alike, I posted that over on the Breaking Bad forum.

Is El Camino good? Asking for a big Breaking Bad fan.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, hisbunkie said:

Just because a man doesn’t want to have sex with you, it doesn’t mean the man is gay. And just because a woman doesn’t want to be with a man does not mean they are lesbians. 

If you are dating someone there is a level of expectation that at some point you are going to sleep with them right??? (unless you are super religious and saving it for marriage).  At that point you wonder why they don't want to take the relationship to that level and maybe they are struggling with their sexuality.

[Tuneful]

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her, and she at me

Well, that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Teem-y
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
Except for Teem-y

[Julyolo]

4 minutes ago, brillia79 said:

Lol, this proposal continues to slide downhill! Your fiancé just asked if you don’t sex her up because maybe you’re gay!

Tim has steadfastly denied being gay, but no one has asked, nor has he answered if he is transsexual.

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jeniffer: Teem, that’s the tiniest ring I’ve ever seen. And to find out that it was Veronica’s? And on top of that, you’re gay? Sure, I’ll marry you.

You know he’s going to tell her that ring was originally Veronica’s. 

[LilaFowler]

OMG so awkward. Jeniffer ain't impressed.

[HappyDancex2]

2 minutes ago, hisbunkie said:

Just because a man doesn’t want to have sex with you, it doesn’t mean the man is gay. And just because a woman doesn’t want to be with a man does not mean they are lesbians. 
 

Calling someone a pussy or a dyke is not ok. 

All true.   But for this set of people it doesn't seem applicable.

[tvrox]

Tim you didn’t buy the ring for her 

[Floatingbison]

What the Jesus fuck, Teem??!!!   You suck.

[charmed1]

Jennifffer is tiny, but Tim makes her look like Shaq. She looks like Jem and he looks like a tiny Skipper doll. 

[greekmom]

Tim - another 14 yr old with a promise ring.

[kacesq]

Ah a promise ring...call up Darcey lol, Jeniffer...she'll walk you thru this.

[Gigglepuff]

A recycled promise ring? That's so sad.....

[Eldemarge]

Lol Jeniffer is DONE.  

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is El Camino good? Asking for a big Breaking Bad fan.

I was dissapointed.  

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is El Camino good? Asking for a big Breaking Bad fan.

Very good.  Mastery of Tension.

[Twopper]

oh, crap.  Another promise ring....

I have no words  

[brillia79]

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I thought the new show about the Duggars were about the pets.

Are we supposed to forget the creepy molester son and the parents that covered up hid deeds? Is that what these pregnancy announcements are for?

[Gobi]

It's a promise ring, I promise that some day I'll be able to have sex with you.

[tvrox]

Yikes! Another “promise” he won’t follow through on 

[Drogo]

"It's a promise that I'm not gay."

[hoosiermom]

Another promise ring! what is going on with that?

[Pepper Mostly]

A fucking promise ring? Jeniffer, go throw it off the edge of the precipice. 

Edited October 14, 2019 by Pepper Mostly

[Frozendiva]

Promises, promises.

The relationship right now is DOA.

[itsadryheat]

18 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I really think Avery converting, marrying Omar and threatening to move to Syria is all about sticking it to her mom.

I'm looking forward to these two "exploring" Syria  followed by a  camera crew.

Edited October 14, 2019 by itsadryheat
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