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[Drogo]

Everyone on this show is eligible for snark.  No nice police here. 

[charmed1]

Don’t buy that dress, Rachel.

[EllaDisco]

Jesse, listen to your friend and just break up over FaceTime.  How many times can they re-show the exact same thing with this "couple."  

Darcey's teeth remind me of an old Friends episode where Ross over-whitens his teeth and then ends up on a date where the woman has a black light.

Edited September 24, 2018 by EllaDisco

[AussieBabe]

Will somebody please give Rachel a pack or box of Kleenexes? And what is she wearing while trying on that dress? Was that a tank top or sports bra?

[Granny58]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

What about Mary?

Sigh...no.

[Neurochick]

How can Jesse gaslight Darcy when he’s telling her the truth?

Hazel is such a bitch, I can’t stand her, but Tarik deserves her because he’s an asshole, and probably one of those black men who turns his nose up on black women.  So she can take him for all he has.

[kewpiedolls]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

 Could it be the lack of sun in Amsterdam? 

He did look a lot paler and somehow it made his hair look whiter too

[Armchair Critic]

Forget Jesse, hit on your dentist, he looks kind of cute

[For Cereals]

Why doesn’t Jesse have friends he can trust?  Who else has he been an ass to?

Sorry, to whom else has he been an ass?

Edited September 24, 2018 by For Cereals

[Baltimore Betty]

6 minutes ago, usernameG said:

Jesse flying over to break up with Darcey is such a mind fuck for her. You don't fly over to break up with someone.

It is akin to Ricky making a romantic evening with Noxema only to tell her that she was Bachleorette number 2.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

 

Forget Jesse, hit on your dentist, he looks kind of cute

 

And he lives in the States.

[Chickabiddy]

5 minutes ago, lucy711 said:

This is not related at all to the show, but I have to add this. I used to teach high school, and there is a trend to not teach grammar anymore in English classes.  I taught history and my students (and their parents) told me that I should not have graded or corrected students for grammar usage in their papers since I wasn't an English teacher.  Oy.  Yes, we are doomed.  Back to the show!

Girl, I feel your pain. Your experience sounds so depressing.

And when Jesse, Michael, Anfisa and even Paola have a better grasp of basic grammar, we are in deep doo doo.

To the show!! 

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, PityFree said:

What work assignments does Jesse have?  I thought he was a personal trainer?

He's traveling all around the Netherlands, training people. He's a hired gun trainer. WTF, I don't know. 

[CoachWristletJen]

8 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

I was thinking how Michael should have met Molly. One, she looks better, two she has the money to take care of him and three I think he would have settled into the step father role no questions asked.

You know it's not too late. They're both still out there. It's actually not a bad idea.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

And he lives in the States.

And has an excellent, well paying job. I mean its not really a choice. Itinerant personal trainer, or cosmetic dentist in Manhattan? What a dilemma!

Edited September 24, 2018 by Pepper Mostly

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

It is akin to Ricky making a romantic evening with Noxema only to tell her that she was Bachleorette number 2.

Oh man, I forgot all about Ricky.

[greekmom]

Tarik give it up man. The Zombie isn't going to give you the milk for free!!!

[Baltimore Betty]

Producer: Do you love Tarik?

Hazel: Ummmm.

Will Tarik see this footage at some point?  What does it take for these idiots to wake up and smell the coffee?  

I hear Tarik's brother screaming "I told you so, I told you so!"

[MegD]

11 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He realized you can’t change someone?

Only if they want to change. Both he and his buddy seemed to think that was appropriate. Um, how about no.

[Neurochick]

Why can’t either of them swim?  

I hope Tarik sees footage of Hazel and her dead eyes, and Dean laughs at his dumb ass.

Edited September 24, 2018 by Neurochick

[sconstant]

Can Tarik stop saying "give me affection" when he means "put out"?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shut up, Carlton/Tarik. What an idiot.

[PityFree]

Sink or swim??. Is Tarik is going to drown Hazel if she doesn’t say I love you??

[EllaDisco]

Tarik, the scenery does not matter when it comes to affection.  If she wants to be affectionate, she will, regardless of the scenery.

[Kaid4511]

20 minutes ago, snarkish said:

THAT was the best comedy thus far this season! Grangela snoring away, Mah-KUL "accidentally" smacks her with the bag..."I'm gonna have a black eye!" "Black GUY?" 

I'm dead, folks. *Using a KLEENEX to wipe my eyes, Rachel*

Rachel?

[Adeejay]

This is too painful to watch. When is Tarik going to realize that Hazel isn't into him?! 

[Chickabiddy]

Tarik and Hazel are a #MeToo moment just waiting to happen.

But let’s be sure Hazel is in it for the right reasons. 

[HappyDancex2]

I am more comfortable with Tarik's money every day.

Fixed that for you girl.

[For Cereals]

I’m still mad they aren’t teaching cursive anymore.  If I had to suffer, so should these kids...

Hazel laughed...not convinced

[greekmom]

Ahhh she cinched the ring.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

He's traveling all around the Netherlands, training people. He's a hired gun trainer. WTF, I don't know. 

As long as it doesn’t interfere with his making a jack ass of himself for our amusement who cares.

[snarkish]

1 minute ago, Kaid4511 said:

Rachel?

Yes, since she never uses a tissue to wipe her eyes and sticks her fingers in her eyes instead. 

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

And has an excellent, well paying job. 

But why would he be interested in Darcey? Unless he likes screechy, overfilled, vain middle-aged women who think they're in their 20s of course. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hazel, way to seal the deal. Next chapter, the USA!.

[MegD]

And she tries to seal the deal...

[CoachWristletJen]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Producer: Do you love Tarik?

Hazel: Ummmm.

Will Tarik see this footage at some point?  What does it take for these idiots to wake up and smell the coffee?  

I hear Tarik's brother screaming "I told you so, I told you so!"

And Tarik will bluster, "Th-th-that's editing! They put her on the spot!" Then he'll jump up and run to the weight room and start pumping iron furiously.

[Miss Chevious]

She doesn’t love you Tarik. She loves the idea of getting to the US is all.

[Neurochick]

Fuck Hazel, she only loves Tarik’s ? cash.

[Kaid4511]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shut up, Carlton/Tarik. What an idiot.

???????

[charmed1]

Would this corny idiot put this much effort into pursuing a woman in the States who was as visibly repulsed by him as this broad is? I highly doubt it. Nobody tries this hard to convince someone to like them, other than maybe Urkel. 

[tincansailor981]

Tariq is the dumbest MF on a show full of dumb MF's.  That woman loves America,  not you, dumb ass.

Edited September 24, 2018 by tincansailor981
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[HappyDancex2]

Milli or Vanilli died and Tarik got the wardrobe.   Where does one find that shit?   He's straight up out of the 80s

[ECM1231]

6 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

What about Mary?

Well, Mary was NOT Roman Catholic.

As a Roman Catholic who is not a weekly church goer but attends way more frequently than Christmas and Easter, I would be upset if a child of mine stripped for a living. 

And as much as I enjoy the snark here I was very much offended by your comment about Marta possibly being molested by a priest. 

[kacesq]

Rachel it's going "so fast" because you set a date. Want to take more time? Pick a different date.

[tincansailor981]

And box head Rachel, with her English serial killer....is the runner up dumb MF.  With that irritating ass laugh

[libgirl2]

I actually think Hazel has figured out that she can marry Tariq and be okay with him. Its not love but maybe there can be a friendship there as opposed to revulsion that she seemed to show earlier.

[iwasish]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Ahhh she cinched the ring.

she realized her passage to the US was getting further from her grasp and decided to put out.

[aliya]

"Do you love Tarik?"

"He took me to a beautiful resort. We're having lovely meals. I went on a boat for the first time. He lives in the States and wants to take me there. Of course I love him. Why do you ask?"

[HappyDancex2]

Rachel acts like all of this is out of her control.  Whining it's not fair in 3....2.....1......

[RichiesOlderBro]

As expected, the ex-husband won’t let daughter #1 out of the country.