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[Frozendiva]

Laura, powder is your friend.

[Dance4Life]

Aladin!

I want to kiss her....but, you know the culture.  I can’t!    Lies!!!  

I don’t know what to think of this couple.

Weird as fuck!

[DragonFlyzz]

You’s two?  Really?

[Julyolo]

I am pissing myself and laugh/crying over how Liam looks!!! But I figured out it's the Man in Black, Johnny Cash

Edited October 1, 2019 by Julyolo
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[kacesq]

Good Lord did Laura put any effort into her appearance? She looks horrible. The makeup, the hair, the shitty jewelry....

[Azubah]

Liam has such a weird, fixed smile.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Just now, Mierin said:

Aladin: This is weird.

Aladin speaks for all of us.

We are all Aladin in this moment. 

[hisbunkie]

Laura looks so sweaty. She should have used a product for that. 

[poeticlicensed]

Aladin : I dont know. It's weird (referring to Liam)

Aladin speaks truth

[HappyDancex2]

I know I will regret saying this but Aladin seems like a cool dude

[Kareem]

Is Liam Amish??

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Mrs. Landingham said:

Who knew that Aladin would be my favorite person of this episode? “Oh my god, man. That’s weird.” 

I'm still laughing

[tvrox]

Middle Eastern dancing! You don't touch the other person. Reminds me of my family's weddings!

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Some auntie is side-eying, hard. I want to invite her to join us. 

I saw that too! Love her

[DragonFlyzz]

Doesn’t make sense?  You got that right.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Liam saw that Land Rover and realized he might be able to get Tuition out of Aladin 

[kacesq]

Shes still harping on the jiggy jiggy?

[Gobi]

Laura is three sheets to the wind.

[OoogleEyes]

Poor Liam, he's the one will be stuck cleaning up this mess

[tvrox]

Ew... they should have ended the wedding scene without the jiggy jiggy mention.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

How is it possible that Aladin seems so genuine?  

She is not even a well preserved 51 and she is a nutcase. What is Aladin getting out of this? I feel like Vinnie Barbarino going how? what? where? when?

[magemaud]

I don’t know much about these things, but those tattoos look new. Or infected...

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Kareem said:

Congratulations are in order.

Omg! I just choked on my melon! Lol

[Frozendiva]

Sumit, you dug your own hole.

[rideashire]

You're right laura, it doesn't make sense. This whole segment is a mess. The cowboy hat. The couple. The fact that aladin is either an amazing actor or actually in love? I don't know, ya'll. 

Edited October 1, 2019 by rideashire

[poeticlicensed]

Good jiggy jiggy? No bad jiggy jiggy, like normal

[Mr. Miner]

Skipper is melting! 🥵

[Mrs. Landingham]

Oh for the love of Jenny’s furniture, we have to wait yet another week for more of this storyline?? 

[LookABird]

This is beginning to feel like an extended Bollywood screen test for Sumit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Plenty of the prospective grooms of elderly American ladies could learn a lot from Aladin. He's very convincing. Maybe he could start a training program as a side hustle. 

[LucyEth]

Laura constantly makes remarks about the jiggy jiggy not being good.  Something is not right with that relationship.  

[DragonFlyzz]

I don’t know how Sumit is walking around with no spine.  I wish he’d grow one.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Kareem said:

Is Liam Amish??

hahaha he's got the wrong TLC show, he thought he was on Breaking Amish

[Julyolo]

4 minutes ago, Kareem said:

Congratulations are in order.

I'm dead.

[Frozendiva]

Everly Brothers now sold one of their songs to Walmart?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why are they using the Outlander theme song to sell Ritz Crackers?

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, LookABird said:

This is beginning to feel like an extended Bollywood screen test for Sumit.

I hope Bollywood tells the slimy little toad to go back to the call center.

[RichiesOlderBro]

[toomuchtv]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why are they using the Outlander theme song to sell Ritz Crackers?

I’ve been wondering that too!!

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Good jiggy jiggy? No bad jiggy jiggy, like normal

Wedding night jiggy jiggy is never good. It’s a fact, there is research out there.

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Laura constantly makes remarks about the jiggy jiggy not being good.  Something is not right with that relationship.  

Yeah the not right thing is that she was only in it for the sex, and now that's not working out so well.

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, LucyEth said:

Laura constantly makes remarks about the jiggy jiggy not being good.  Something is not right with that relationship.  

I think she fashions herself a sexy cougar type who can teach Aladin the ways of the woman and they will both have mind blowing sex. In other words, she's delusional.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, DragonFlyzz said:

I don’t know how Sumit is walking around with no spine.  I wish he’d grow one.

He’s a jellyfish with an Indian accent

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Laura constantly makes remarks about the jiggy jiggy not being good.  Something is not right with that relationship.  

EVERYTHING is wrong with that relationship! 

[Adeejay]

I have a feeling Aladin's family believe Laura is rich. 

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, Mierin said:

Aladin: This is weird.

Aladin speaks for all of us.

Liam is just the most awkward of all the awkward people on this show.  He is giving Paul a run for his money.

Karine just seems really screwed up;  I wonder if she has some underlying emotional/mental problems that haven't been diagnosed and/or treated.   There is something off about her, and it is more than just being with Paul.

[DragonFlyzz]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Why are they using the Outlander theme song to sell Ritz Crackers?

Love the Skye Boat song.

[Gobi]

Are we supposed to feel sorry for Sumbitch? Because I don't.

[LucyEth]

I really believe that Aladin is gay (not that there is anything wrong with that) and it is unacceptable in his culture so he had to find a beard and Laura is it.  Probably thought an older woman would not expect too much and just be thrilled to be with him.  Boy he didn't know she would be obsessed with the quality of the Jiggy Jiggy.

[Mrs. Landingham]

WHAT is Aladin’s long con? 

I just don’t get it. 

I have carefully and proudly cultivated my dark, snarky, cynical nature since age 3. I will be damned if I have to eat crow and admit that Aladin actually loves her.