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[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

Of course the ex texted Tim, out of the blue. 

Producer set up!

[charmed1]

Tim was a bottle blond. He looked like Elroy Jetson.

[Auntie Anxiety]

All this angst about social media makes me that much more convinced that I did the right thing and never bothered to join.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, tvrox said:

The ex looks just like jenniffer!

How is he pulling these women? He is so squirelly

[kacesq]

Jeniffer really mugs for the camera in her THs 

[RichiesOlderBro]

‘It just ended’

Right Tim.

[Gobi]

Hey, at least he doesn't have a kid from a prior marriage.

[Pepper Mostly]

Where does Jennifer get her hair? Mr. Ed's House of Wigs? 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

He has a type doesnt he? And how did his wife Veronica feel about this?

I’m surprised she didn’t text her and blab the tea

[Brooklynista]

Are Jennifer and Zied sharing hair care products?

[seasons]

#teamveronica .

Oops #teamjennifer

Sorry

Edited September 9, 2019 by seasons

[LucyEth]

This Jenniffer is a pain in the ass, everything is a problem for her.  

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

How is he pulling these women? He is so squirelly

It's the car.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Where does Jennifer get her hair? Mr. Ed's House of Wigs? 

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Where does Jennifer get her hair? Mr. Ed's House of Wigs? 

The floor scraps from the Korean wig factory

[Mierin]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Of course the ex texted Tim, out of the blue. 

What a coincidence! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Geez, Jennifer went from zero to sixty in two seconds. She must have another American guy on the hook. She's spoiling for him to walk. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

How is he pulling these women? He is so squirelly

No idea, must be his car and charming personality 

[Kiss my mutt]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

Of course the ex texted Tim, out of the blue. 

When he just happens to be in Columbia. 

[Dance4Life]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

There was no seat on the toilet, they have to squat

No, you sit on the rim.

Toilet seats...are also very American. 

Normally, it is just a hole in the ground. 

[Gigglepuff]

Yay!! Drink in face!! 

[Angry Moldovan]

She chews like a cow

[greekmom]

Just now, Kiss my mutt said:

When he just happens to be in Columbia. 

From the SAME town/city??!?!?!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like no one in the restaurant even noticed that she threw her drink on him. Probably because it was the third or fourth take.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Jennifer is going to despise Tim for acting so much like a women.   

[Pepper Mostly]

Jennifer is utterly relieved now. She wanted out from the moment Tim's plane landed. 

[DVDFreaker]

Timothy is such an idiot, I do not blame Jennifer for dumping the drink on him

[hookedontv]

What a blow Jeniffer’s been dealt.

(I’m sorry but it never gets old for me)

[Floatingbison]

Oh dude....amateur mistake.  I went out with a Latina for six years and I'm starting to get flashbacks.  He has no idea how to co-exist with a hot-blooded Latina.  It's more art than skill.

Edited September 9, 2019 by Floatingbison

[charmed1]

Well Jennifffer. If you hurry, you may be able to catch Ricky out trolling for chicks in his du-rag.

[For Cereals]

Was it raining before they sat down for lunch?

[Mierin]

So that was Tim's secret?  Boring!

[LucyEth]

Just now, Dance4Life said:

No, you sit on the rim.

Toilet seats...are also very American. 

Normally, it is just a hole in the ground. 

Years ago in Italy we went to a restaurant,  the rest room was a hole in the ground.

[Angry Moldovan]

No one in the restaurant batted an eyelid when she threw the drink in his face. I’d be all over the drama if I was there

[Dance4Life]

More French Fries! 🤣

Maybe Nicole should look for a Colombian papi....next! 

[blubld43]

Why does her hair look greasy, or wet??

[DVDFreaker]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

No one in the restaurant batted an eyelid when she threw the drink in his face. I’d be all over the drama if I was there

Yeah because this is not America 😂

[VioletNevermind]

Tim: “Goddamnit.  Now I have to reapply my makeup.” 

[Adeejay]

Jeniffer and Tim's storyline seems contrived.  First of all what is the big deal if he dated a Colombian before her.  Jeniffer's reaction seems over the top. 

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Mierin said:

What a coincidence! 

You know she texted the other ex and told her Tim was in Colombia. 

Didnt Ricky also wander all over town alone but with a fanny pack? 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Well Jennifffer. If you hurry, you may be able to catch Ricky out trolling for chicks in his du-rag.

Brilliant reference there to icky ricky 

[Bryce Lynch]

Well Darcy would be an upgrade over Tom's exes, if only for the fact that she doesn't have a cock.

[Armchair Critic]

Did Michael's penis fall into another woman's mouth again? Ang is getting mad!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh no! Angela and Michael are fighting? What could possibly be wrong? They're made for each other, the picture of bliss! 

[seasons]

You guys, you are awesome. I never laugh so much as when I'm here. So looking forward to tomorrow.

[BradandJanet]

90-Day Restaurant Special. Order a big meal, have a fight, leave without eating. We've seen this before. 

[DVDFreaker]

Just now, Adeejay said:

Jeniffer and Tim's storyline seems contrived.  First of all what is the big deal if he dated a Colombian before her.  Jeniffer's reaction seems over the top. 

She is pissed off about him not changing her nickname and I do not blame her

[LucyEth]

Maybe his ex was Melissa or Ximena.

[blubld43]

Just now, Adeejay said:

Jeniffer and Tim's storyline seems contrived.  First of all what is the big deal if he dated a Colombian before her.  Jeniffer's reaction seems over the top. 

She's being ridiculous. She wanted Prince Charming to come and sweep her off her feet. Now she's hoping to garner a living on TLC.

[Gobi]

Just now, seasons said:

You guys, you are awesome. I never laugh so much as when I'm here. So looking forward to tomorrow.

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