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[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, toodles said:

I'm glad your priorities are correct.

LOL I learned from the moms on this show "my children always come first" except when they are chasing a piece of ass across the world. 😉 And I hate to say my daughter already came in here twice asking me something so it didn't work that well. 

Edited September 9, 2019 by Armchair Critic

[jennylauren123]

Did Tim show his pits?

[Kareem]

5 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Sorry to Asuelo fans but his naive act is not going to be funny on Pillow Talk, you would think they would learn people like David/Annie and Tarik/Dean with the quick humor are what make it.

The big kahuna and her sister don’t strike me as funsters either.  Odd choice.  

[tvrox]

Jenniffer wants him to conquer her? Ew

[Gobi]

Chocolate panty time!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Tim is trying to talk sexy and it’s failing.  

A middle school kid has more game. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Caesar seems to have forgotten that no flights can leave Ukraine during catfishing season.

[Frozendiva]

4 days, Caesar? You think she will show?

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, toodles said:

I'm glad your priorities are correct.

It’s important that she “becomes an INDEPENDENT CHILD”!!!!!!

[DragonFlyzz]

Oh Caesar I can’t imagine why people are doubtful.

[hookedontv]

Cesar salad-he’s such an idiot. 

[toodles]

25 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 I have a thick coating of angel perfume so I’m ready for tonight!

Sounds like you've been working on yourself, babe.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Horrified said:

I live in Vancouver proper Angry Moldovan.  Next time you are here, look me up.  I need to have a face to face with someone who lives and breathes this show like I do!!

I am across the Rockies in Edmonton.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Horrified said:

I live in Vancouver proper Angry Moldovan.  Next time you are here, look me up.  I need to have a face to face with someone who lives and breathes this show like I do!!

She was on a 12 month exchange thingy, she’s back in Australia now 😢

[Horrified]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Tom is still a virgin?  Is that his big secret?

I think his big secret is that he is repulsed by aging skanks.  Hmmm, how to break this to Darcy.....

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Caesar, you could stand to hit the gym. I don't mind if a gentleman is on the cuddly side, but he just looks like a slob. 

[HappyDancex2]

is Caesar taking to joe rogan or woody harrelson?

[Eldemarge]

Fifteen sorrowful Mexican cocktails later...

[Gigglepuff]

This is pitiful. 

[VioletNevermind]

My ability to snark on Caesar is just dead.  He handles himself like someone who needs help dealing with the everyday aspects of adult life.  I can’t laugh at that.

[DragonFlyzz]

I don’t think he’ll be thanking God for unanswered prayers.

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

I hope he washes his hair. Cripes. 

Did he wash his hands before cooking breakfast?

[hookedontv]

I refuse to give any “thoughts and prayers” to Cesar. 

[Ellie Godfrey]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tim’s shaved armpits are disturbing me. 

Holy shit!! I thought that's what I saw but I couldn't believe  it was true!

[Pepper Mostly]

Those are some sad ass looking chocolates. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Is this the first 90Day Fiancé airport scene where the person who is doing the traveling doesn’t show up? 90 Day Fiancée: Ghosting.

[HappyDancex2]

It says reservation cancelled Caesar.   Not the same thing guy

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

is Caesar taking to joe rogan or woody harrelson?

I do enjoy Joe Rogan and a good conspiracy guest re Alex Jones

[Mierin]

Her flight is "cancelled".  Of course it is!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Horrified said:

I think his big secret is that he is repulsed by aging skanks.  Hmmm, how to break this to Darcy.....

I think Tim has erectile dysfunction.

[PityFree]

 She couldn’t have told Cesar the flight was canceled 32 hours ago when she would’ve left?

[Pepper Mostly]

Maria is cold as ice. Not even a "hello" or an "I'm so upset". 

[DragonFlyzz]

He can’t possibly believe she’s telling the truth.

[tvrox]

Ha the flight was “cancelled.” I’m shocked!

[Gobi]

Aliens just put a dome around the Ukraine. Nothing can get in or out.

[poeticlicensed]

LOLOLOL flight is cancelled!!!

[LennieBriscoe]

Darcy: "Engaged! Altar! Marriage!"

Tom: "Er,...."

JeniFFer: "Conquer me!"

Tim: "After our mani-pedis!"

Caesar: "Welcome to Mexico, Maria!"

Maria: ..............

[hookedontv]

It takes a million hours to get there-and this dude is ok with this chick saying “the flight is cancelled” just now? 

[Bunnyette]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

My ability to snark on Caesar is just dead.  He handles himself like someone who needs help dealing with the everyday aspects of adult life.  I can’t laugh at that.

I agree, I just can’t snark on this man.

[peaceknit]

No Cesar, SHE didn't tell you that her flight was cancelled, the airline did!

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, greekmom said:

I think Tim has erectile dysfunction.

Would explain a lot. Maybe he can share some viagra with Tomcat

[RichiesOlderBro]

Since Cesar made the reservation, couldn’t he check and see what happened?

[Gigglepuff]

Darcey up next! Just when I thought things couldn't get more stupider. 

[HappyDancex2]

Darcey being so desperate to have sex is disturbing.   What changes after it?

[Eldemarge]

How hard would it be to just get the flight number and CHECK to see if it was actually cancelled??  Come ON, Dude.

[usernameG]

Just now, greekmom said:

I think Tim has erectile dysfunction.

Someone last weekend speculated he was in transition....so I have been lasered in on his adams apple. Probably for the best that it distracted me from his armpits.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Is this the first 90Day Fiancé airport scene where the person who is doing the traveling doesn’t show up? 90 Day Fiancée: Ghosting.

 Please don't give TLC any ideas for more spin offs!

[DVDFreaker]

I knew it would get cancelled, it is too predictable 

[hookedontv]

Just now, Gobi said:

Aliens just put a a dome Tim’s head around the Ukraine. Nothing can get in or out.

Fixed it for you. 

[poeticlicensed]

Super rich guys, the ones with 60 ft yachts, don't window shop for jewelry.