90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Frozendiva]

You can't just raise part of a baby. At least he is trying.

[greekmom]

Who is that a picture of on Steve's shirt??

[ALittleShelfish]

"I don't know how much it costs to raise an entire baby" hahahahahaha an ENTIRE baby hahahahahahaha

[sconstant]

"I don't know how much it costs to raise an entire baby."

Fractional babies are so much cheaper, I know that.

[noveltylibrary]

I'm sorry Steven, you were expecting alone time once the baby arrives? 

[Toodleoo]

An entire baby! I love this kid.

[Dance4Life]

Wow!  This Eric is an expert at killing time. (Or, is it buying time?).  First, Philly.

 

Then No Cheese for you!

 Then 1 Philly steak cheese for 4 people.

It was so cute when the boy say, it is good!

 

Regardless, Wealthy Leida not gonna open her wallet???

[Pepper Mostly]

"I don't know how much it costs to raise an entire baby". Stephen, you adorable naive little darling. I adore you. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stephen, twenty years ago it cost $250K to raise a kid to 18. Just saying.

[Owwwww ma leg]

5 minutes ago, lucy711 said:

Agreed.  It's not fair.  She isn't a kid.  It seems like Kalani doesn't even like poor Asuelo.

I think we all agree for whatever reasons Asuelu needs to run

[lucy711]

I don't think Steven has the $$ to buy much baby stuff....

[AussieBabe]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

There's nothing creepier than the family of a GROWN woman being all vested in her virginity. So squicky. 

We have the Duggar clan for that. K? Thanks, TLC.

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, sconstant said:

"I don't know how much it costs to raise an entire baby."

Fractional babies are so much cheaper, I know that.

He was really only interested in 1/10th of the starter baby

[Lillith]

Color me impressed, he's actually trying to being a decent person and making an effort to learn the language and culture? 

[Neurochick]

Does Steven want to marry Olga?  Does he want to bring his son back to America?

Did Olga just say men aren’t allowed in the hospital room?  Wtf, Russia sounds stuck in the 1850’s.

[Pepper Mostly]

I wonder how Eric will impress Leida's family? Maybe buy them their own sandwich?

[JAndy]

I wonder if Steven (is it Stephen?) didn’t see a serious relationship with Olga why didn’t they use better protection? 

[greekmom]

Ahhh Leida's parents are coming. Now that explains why droopy eyeballs rented the place in Philly.

So they don't really see the squalor of where he lives.

[Armchair Critic]

Leida tells baggy eyes "you have to impress them" about her parents. HAHAHAAA this should be interesting.

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, lucy711 said:

I don't think Steven has the $$ to buy much baby stuff....

I don't think he did that bad.   Better than a bunch of clothing that the baby would probably grow out of quickly or not into for a few months.

[CoachWristletJen]

OK, now TLC has a medium that talks to live people.

How starved for entertainment do they think we are?

[ALittleShelfish]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I wonder how Eric will impress Leida's family? Maybe buy them their own sandwich?

To share, naturally.

[CraftyHazel]

God help me, I actually really like Stephen so far.

[Gigglepuff]

I gotta go change my laundry. Please advise if Sgt. Baker makes an appearance. 

[usernameG]

Colt's mothers voice is just grating to me. I want to feel sad for her but I am so creeped out.

[tincansailor981]

Dolt's momma AKA Polly Grip is going to guilt him into sending Miss Priss back to Brazil

[lucy711]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

Does Steven want to marry Olga?  Does he want to bring his son back to America?

Did Olga just say men aren’t allowed in the hospital room?  Wtf, Russia sounds stuck in the 1850’s.

Yeah I complain about the USA a lot, but between this and places like Indonesia not requiring child support, it reminds me to be grateful!

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I wonder how Eric will impress Leida's family? Maybe buy them their own sandwich?

You sound really wealthy.

[ALittleShelfish]

Just now, Gigglepuff said:

I gotta go change my laundry. Please advise if Sgt. Baker makes an appearance. 

Same!

[Floatingbison]

I like that Stephen is already learning some Russian words, unlike Pole, who is just a complete waste of space.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I wonder how Eric will impress Leida's family? Maybe buy them their own sandwich?

And hand them each a half sheet of paper towel for napkins.

[Granny58]

11 minutes ago, greekmom said:

There's thrifty/moneywise, then there is cheap. And droopy eyeballs is CHEAP and broke. If he can't afford a meal at the food court for 3 1/2 persons, how did he afford the sponsorship money for the K1?

and feeding them Every Day!!

[sconstant]

1 minute ago, lucy711 said:

I don't think Steven has the $$ to buy much baby stuff....

But of all things, a breastfeeding privacy cloth.  We can leave aside whether that's useful/important, and just discuss whether that'd be one of things you'd bring if you had a small list (and whether it's necessary where she is)?   A blanket works just fine if you have to have something like that, and has other uses.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, tincansailor981 said:

Dolt's momma AKA Polly Grip is going to guilt him into sending Miss Priss back to Brazil

She is and I am so here for it!

[lucy711]

Just now, sconstant said:

But of all things, a breastfeeding privacy cloth.  We can leave aside whether that's useful/important, and just discuss whether that'd be one of things you'd bring if you had a small list (and whether it's necessary where she is)?   A blanket works just fine if you have to have something like that, and has other uses.

I'm hoping someone gave that to him for free!

[CoachWristletJen]

1 minute ago, tincansailor981 said:

Dolt's momma AKA Polly Grip is going to guilt him into sending Miss Priss back to Brazil

Dolt's mom is going into some kind of bitch overdrive that we're all about to witness. 

[iwasish]

8 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Her alleged "innocence" was a dumpster fire. . . . nobody wanted that shit anyway.

I think she “lost”that V card on several vacations...: sadly this dope is the only one to knock her up.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gigglepuff said:

I gotta go change my laundry. Please advise if Sgt. Baker makes an appearance. 

We'll greet him for you, as we always do--"Sgt. Baker, how are you?" That means a lot to him. 

[greekmom]

Just now, CoachWristletJen said:

Dolt's mom is going into some kind of bitch overdrive that we're all about to witness. 

Oh yes we are!!!

[AussieBabe]

1 minute ago, JAndy said:

I wonder if Steven (is it Stephen?) didn’t see a serious relationship with Olga why didn’t they use better protection? 

When you get the answer from them, let's ask the 30 year old ex-virgin who had a baby and is solely looking for someone to help raise him. Single mums get it done every day. Why has her mum been helping every day? Does Kalani work? Like others, she seems barely tolerant of her baby daddy.

[Granny58]

Colt's arms don't move when he walks?  What is that?

[Armchair Critic]

Dangit I was going to switch over to TWD but I am too nosy to see what happens with Colt's mother

[CoachWristletJen]

Doesn't matter what kind of witch tricks Colt's mama pulls out of her sack, as long as Larissa keep him happy in the bedroom, she's gonna win this thing.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

We'll greet him for you, as we always do--"Sgt. Baker, how are you?" That means a lot to him. 

You kill me. 

You never loved me! 

[For Cereals]

Holy wolf bust

[Armchair Critic]

{whispers} Who is Sgt. Baker? 

[Brooklynista]

Why is mom still crying?? Enough with the tears!

[JAndy]

Just now, Granny58 said:

Colt's arms don't move when he walks?  What is that?

I was just going to ask the same thing! Does he have some issues? 

[greekmom]

Dolt's mom: "Larissa and I didn't make some connection"

Actually saying: "Larissa didn't kiss my ass like my baby boy does."

[Miss Chevious]

I have a feeling Debbie Downer is going to be crying ALOT!