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[kacesq]

I can't take that headband. Someone make her take it off please!

[greekmom]

Did i miss something. Colt has a 12 incher?

[firefly]

Oh Lordy no! Last show we had Marta, the multi-generational stripper and this year we have Eric, who can’t decide whether to fight Isis or get married. We aren’t all total nutcases here in Wisconsin, but I feel like I have to defend those of us who can pass for normal on a good day.

[ALittleShelfish]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

This chick is wearing camera ready makeup with awkward hair crap.....I'm annoyed.

I think someone challenged her to dress up as a Snapchat filter for Halloween.   

[LilaFowler]

This lady's headband is killing me.

[Pepper Mostly]

Lea is just loving being on teevee, isn't she? 

[OldButHappy]

8 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

10 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

Something happened and she needs to get out of dodge. I don’t think it’s anything illegal, but she’s DONE in her community as far as marriage prospects go. 

Agree. Something in the milk ain't clean in this scenario.

Yup....looking forward to the backstory.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Infinitive love? Okay.

[PityFree]

Just now, greekmom said:

Did i miss something. Colt has a 12 incher?

No. No he does not. He does have size D boobs though.

[Armchair Critic]

it was a "lightening bolt straight down" when he saw her. Dude, that was a hard on.

[HappyDancex2]

Colt  "In my heart, and my mind (and my penis) I believe everything she says."

[PityFree]

 Oh Colt, you will soon know regret. 

[druzy]

That cousin woman is sporting the Cate Baltierra flower crown.

[EllaDisco]

44 minutes ago, emjohnson03 said:

This next dude with the 19 year old.....just NO.

She's 19, he's 19 maturity-wise.  They are a great match!

[Floatingbison]

Jonathon's wearing his best pair of skinny jeans and Dingo boots.

Edited October 22, 2018 by Floatingbison

[Auntie Anxiety]

Poor Dani is worried about losing her wingnut.

Edited October 22, 2018 by Auntie Anxiety

[Pepper Mostly]

And here comes Jonathan's friend Dani, who will now grill him about whether Fernanda is coming for "the right reasons". 

[emjohnson03]

trust issues are a great way to start off....expect nothing less from these two!!! 19 and 19!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Johnathan never has a kid. Too much weight on his shoulders.

[PeaceLily2]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Jonathon's wearing his best pair of skinny jeans and Dingo boots.

Eek, and I’m not hating him.  Ugh!

[snarkish]

Too many Jonathan/Ricky similarities. Here's Jonathan's cute female friend now, a la Ricky. Beard like Ricky. Running after hot young Latina, a la Ricky...

Edited October 22, 2018 by snarkish
Wrong word. Typing under wine.

[Pepper Mostly]

Gawd, his little giggle is going to drive me around the bend. 

[Gobi]

Hey, if Larissa doesn't work out, there's always Ximena.

[PityFree]

Just now, PeaceLily2 said:

Eek, and I’m not hating him.  Ugh!

Are you sure? He seems pretty easy to hate.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nothing wrong with 19! My 45 yo ex-husband left me for a 19 yo. It was the best thing that ever happened to me, other than my kids.

[druzy]

It doesn't take 60 days to close on a house you jackass.

[PeaceLily2]

Just now, PityFree said:

Are you sure? He seems pretty easy to hate.

I know!  

[HappyDancex2]

Jonathan sucks.   That beer selection at the bar sucks.   His hushed talking head voice sucks.  I can't wait for his 19 year old to take her boobs and cheat on him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go. "I don't think Jonathan understands what's happening". Not everyone can be wise, like you, Dani. 

[ChiCricket]

His cousin has it backwards. You're supposed to put those big flowered headbands on your babies.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Here we go. "I don't think Jonathan understands what's happening". Not everyone can be wise, like you, Dani. 

Some of us can offer suggestions.

Just now, ChiCricket said:

His cousin has it backwards. You're supposed to put those big flowered headbands on your babies.

Thought she was channeling her inner flower child.

[emjohnson03]

Just now, ChiCricket said:

His cousin has it backwards. You're supposed to put those big flowered headbands on your babies.

She's heading to Coachella after this.... :)

[ALittleShelfish]

Eeeeek, the upcoming clip of Eric and his daughter - the daughter reminds me of one of the girls who stabbed her friend bc Slenderman told her to.  Wasn't that also in Wisconsin?

[AussieBabe]

In the building with shot glasses, whiskey, and ribs. These people are already screaming, "Idiot, bleed me, douche lord, desperate, and thirst bucket." Take your pick and apply the words to who you think I'm talking about.

[dreadfulLeigh]

40? 40?? Really???

[emjohnson03]

All these couples:

I have thought long and hard on this.

America:

Sex.

[PupCal]

Well, hopefully Johnathan won't wait 5 hours in a restaurant for the "love of his life".

[Auntie Anxiety]

How old is Tenille? And where is the captain?

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

I wonder if House of 11 sells a big enough belt for all these f*cking tools I am seeing .

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

How old is Tenille? And where is the captain?

Gives another meaning to muskrat love dontcha think?

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

it was a "lightening bolt straight down" when he saw her. Dude, that was a hard on.

 My thoughts exactly. However looking at him, he might not know exactly what that is

[AussieBabe]

21 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Oh, the Jamaican guy is a tattoo artist. He can probably make a living here. Still don't know why he'd want to live in PA and not somewhere warmer and more exciting.

Shades of Melanie and Devar all over again. Even down to the blonde hair, already having a kid or two, living in PA, and meeting in Jamaica. 

[PityFree]

Oh man. 40 year old lives in an apartment? Rich finance is going to be very mad.

Edited October 22, 2018 by PityFree

[Auntie Anxiety]

Alessandra is going to love this little apartment. It’s so homey.

[snarkish]

Eric and Tasha...do comb-overs run in the family?

[Armchair Critic]

Poor, worn out looking, lives with 19 year old daughter in a small apartment. WTF does this rich girl from another country want with him?

[usernameG]

Eric not only makes his kid pay to live with him, but he's kicking out his 17 year old for this woman? Did I hear that correctly?

[Gobi]

Eric - Father of the year.

Edited October 22, 2018 by Gobi

[Floatingbison]

Holy crap!! He's kicking his daughter out over some internet lady??   That's pretty appalling.

[usernameG]

1 minute ago, PityFree said:

Oh man. 40 year old lives in an apartment? 

That he makes his daughter help pay for too!

[CraftyHazel]

1 minute ago, usernameG said:

Eric not only makes his kid pay to live with him, but he's kicking out his 17 year old for this woman? Did I hear that correctly?

I thought she was 19, but yes.

Edited October 22, 2018 by Marmiarmo