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[AussieBabe]

Ximena's face is giving me life.

[Armchair Critic]

It looks like Ricky is trying to do some fancy styling with his hair but he is still a flop

[tincansailor981]

Plan B?  Shit, she's pretty, fat ass Slick Rick would be her plan P at best.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ricky is such a dumbass. 

[Meowwww]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

When I was dating (on JDate after my divorce), if I read someone's profile and they kept kosher I kept it moving along because that is not me and I am not willing to keep kosher, Rachel did not select wisely, she insisted on having a relationship with a man who is not allowed to live the US and that is a way bigger issue than mixing my meat and dairy. 

Why was it easy for me to know which man I should click on but Rachel could not sift thru any of those issues?

How come we have never heard those songbirds sing together?

We did!   On the intro episodes.  Auto tune and filters in full effect.  

[CoachWristletJen]

What's sick about Ricky is he involved his daughter in this whole scandal.  Kinda like what Balloon Boy's parents did.

[Lillith]

You people are en feugo tonight. I'm howling over here. 

[AussieBabe]

Ricky you got some explaining to do! Sis looks FED UP.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like Ximena gave him his walking papers.

[peaceknit]

Ximena has the prettiest jet blue black hair color.

Edited October 15, 2018 by peaceknit

[ECM1231]

Howdy all! Late to the party. What an utterly vile and trashy person Angela is!  And those capri pants! Yikes!

 

Ricky's heart, aka his little Johnson, led him to meet Melissa, his Colombian Cupid. Ximena does not pull any punches.

[Gigglepuff]

She can do better, far better than Icky. Can't see how she'd do any worse, frankly. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Shawn: "what happened?"

Icky Ricky: "my wife objected"

[CoachWristletJen]

Ricky none of the decisions you make are based upon your kids. You make your decisions on getting laid and getting famous.

Again, he's just like Balloon Boy's dad.

TLC should kick his ass off the show.

[PityFree]

Oh gawd. Now I want soft serve ice cream.

[Baltimore Betty]

Ricky went to Colombia to meet a lady boy and it did not work out.  Noxcema never once asked Ricky why he just showed up in Colombia, he just called and said I'm here, seems like a trip like that would take some planning but no questions were raised.

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Amber knew has was going to propose to Melissa, and was ok, but now she's not ok?

[Bees52]

That's because your 12 year old has more sense than you do, Ricky.

[hisbunkie]

She threw the ring out?  I don’t believe it. 

[tincansailor981]

Fat fuck Slick Rick's bitch ass really sucks for involving his child. 

[HappyDancex2]

Ricky trots out the kids LOL 

What an ass

[pinky33]

Oh NOW he cares about what his daughter thinks??

Me thinks Ricky Dicky wouldn't be caring what his daughter thinks if big boobed Melissa was the one he was engaged to.

 

Idiot.

[Toodleoo]

Ximena is GOR GEOUS and if she's anything like my Colombian friend she's going to age like a boss.

[Gigglepuff]

Why do these people subject their poor children to their deranged behaviors? Ricky, Molly, Darcey, Rachel, Tarik, Danieyell? And then the ones that turn to their children for emotional support and advice? True narcissists. 

Edited October 15, 2018 by Gigglepuff

[Pepper Mostly]

The daughter has seen this all before. 

[VioletNevermind]

I know these are all adults, but Ricky is so goddamn dumb that I’m actually feeling a little bit angry with TLC for preying on these stupid people.  It’s pretty sad that Ricky’s preteen daughter is smarter than he is.  Bless her heart, I hope that poor baby has other adults in her life upon which to model herself.  This is just pathetic to watch. 

Edited October 15, 2018 by SuzyLee

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ricky’s daughter is the only sane one on this show. She should be Jesse’s life coach.

[ALittleShelfish]

Daughter Ricky is not here for her dad's stories.

[CoachWristletJen]

These scenes with his daughter are outrageous. He's brought his daughter in on it, too. He's teaching her how to lie and scam in order to try to be famous.

He's turning his daughter into Balloon Boy.

[HappyDancex2]

FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES

ICE CREAM!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, hisbunkie said:

She threw the ring out?  I don’t believe it. 

she did once she found out it was a CZ. 

[PityFree]

Amber is the best thing about this show. 

[RedBagWithMakeup]

Once again, child smarter than her parent.

[Kareem]

Out of the mouth of babes...  smh

[AussieBabe]

The only props Icky gets is for Cookie Dough Creamery.

Even your kid sees you're using Ximena as a rebound. She's like 12 or 13. Geez, Icky. Do better.

[charmed1]

6 minutes ago, Meowwww said:

I am happily married and live with my hubby in our nice house.  I would totally dress my 2 kitty girls in outfits if they would let me.  But I don’t want stitches.  

Bought a Packers jersey for our yellow lab.  Put it on her and she got so sad and didn’t move.  

My cats drag their asses so the “humiliating” bell on their collar doesn’t ring. 

[Baltimore Betty]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ricky is such a dumbass. 

Yes but his daughter is very mature.

[tincansailor981]

" My world, my everything" he's practiced that line a few times

[Lillith]

The look on Ximena's face, is all of us right now. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Icky Ricky: "you're my world, my everything. Oh, and I'm engaged to an escort I met in Colombia once the woman who was cat fishing me threw me over" 

[Armchair Critic]

This Ricky storyline was a waste of time

[usernameG]

Yet again, the children are the wisest on this show.

[Scarlett45]

Didn’t I SAY that Ricky was leading his wife along and this “separation” wasn’t how he portrayed?!!

[AussieBabe]

Clearly this tell-all was filmed about 3 months ago. He's ping ponged from woman to woman since then. 

Ximena you should be disgusted. 

[ECM1231]

Ricky is pathological!

[Lillith]

Ximena may be my spirit animal. And that lipstick is stunning. 

[Brooklynista]

Ximena is en fuego!

[CoachWristletJen]

Ricky is in an entirely different category of scammer. He doesn't belong on the show.

They need to just scrub him from the episode and explain to us why.

Ximena, you can do so much better. And that dress looks really pretty on you.

[hisbunkie]

Say what?  He’s with his ex wife?  I hate him now.  Asco is right!

[Pepper Mostly]

No Ricky. You are a bad person.