90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Thanks for all the awesome snarking! It’s making this lockdown much more enjoyable.

[talktoomuch]

1 minute ago, Leilani said:

Baby Love Lisa must have one of those magic mirrors that makes her look younger, prettier, and thinner then she actually is.

With a much better personality

[mmecorday]

I know I've only been snarking here for a short time, but you all have made me feel right at home! Thanks for all the laughs and the kind words about my current situation. We'll all get through this! And I'll make everyone cupcakes!*

*offer not valid in the event of a subsequent zombie apocalypse

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Ugh, the Latter Day Real Estate Discussion Panel again.  

I only incidentally watch the intro to this show and it has to be the fifth week where they have started with....."but there arent any rentals!"

Who the hell is watching this boring ass show about rentals?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stay safe, Baby Loves. I’ll be stalking the boards all week in an effort to keep myself entertained. Keep snarking!

[hookedontv]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Geoffrey has gay face and gay voice, I still think he is overcompensating and causes his anger issues

Agree. My gaydar pinged when he first came on the show. 

[Angry Moldovan]

If I’m totally loopy, climbing the walls next week you know why. Also I’m totes up for a Skype. These are strange times!

[Kdawg82]

10 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Darcey's dude just showed up to be on the show because he lost some weight.

I literally JUST said the same!!! 

[Floatingbison]

Here's the plan.

Carry gloves in the car.  Glove up if I have to get groceries and when pumping gas.  

Go in to work for about half the day then close up.  Get home and quarantine.  So I'm doing sort of a modified quarantine schedule.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, RealReality said:

I only incidentally watch the intro to this show and it has to be the fifth week where they have started with....."but there arent any rentals!"

Who the hell is watching this boring ass show about rentals?

Sheepishly raises her hand but I only hate watch

[Gobi]

See you all next week, fellow snarkers. Oh, by the way,  could you all please get STD tests before then? I would really appreciate it.

[talktoomuch]

Just now, Gobi said:

See you all next week, fellow snarkers. Oh, by the way,  could you all please get STD tests before then? I would really appreciate it.

You just cracked our hearts. We no longer believe in love.

[humbleopinion]

Tom: I want my key back...my bum is smaller than yours ..now...

[KelseyNikki614]

Thanks for the warm welcome to my first snarkfest! I'll be back

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I know I've only been snarking here for a short time, but you all have made me feel right at home! Thanks for all the laughs and the kind words about my current situation. We'll all get through this! And I'll make everyone cupcakes!*

*offer not valid in the event of a subsequent zombie apocalypse

One of us! One of us! One of us!

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

If I’m totally loopy, climbing the walls next week you know why. Also I’m totes up for a Skype. These are strange times!

At my work we're all about Zoom. The admins have been having virtual happy hours over Zoom every day!

[Angry Moldovan]

* anyone who wants to video chat a where are they now episode on TLC go app drop me an email and I will try to arrange one this week*

[Gobi]

Let the STD testing begin!

[Frozendiva]

Checking in from Western Canada.....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hello my Kings and Queens! I love you so much that I put on a clean pair of sweatpants just for you.

[Emmeline]

Hello everyone, hope you are all muddling through.

[JennyMominFL]

Hi. I hope everyone is well. I am worried about my peeps on here. I am good and healthy and ready to snark

[Floatingbison]

Checking in from the IsolationBunker.   

[OoogleEyes]

Hi ya gang!

[Angry Moldovan]

Hello Peeps! Let’s have a good, clean snark lol

[blubld43]

I'm ready, in all my glam.

[Eldemarge]

Hi all!  I've had a terrible migraine for the past 48 hours (my first one ever...) so even though the TV is bright and I am wearing an ice pack, I am HERE!  YES! and MMMMMM...

[kacesq]

Greetings all! Hope you are all well!

[greekmom]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Hello Peeps! Let’s have a good, clean snark lol

HEY everyone!!

[peaceknit]

Ready for my snark!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Hi all!  I've had a terrible migraine for the past 48 hours (my first one ever...) so even though the TV is bright and I am wearing an ice pack, I am HERE!  YES! and MMMMMM...

This is therapeutic!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Hello Peeps! Let’s have a good, clean snark lol

Clean? Oh, I don't think so.

[OoogleEyes]

He's ready with that CZ engagement ring 

[Angry Moldovan]

We have broke it before we have even begun

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sounds like Russian music. I ♥️ the producers.

[Frozendiva]

Tchaikovsky for the music interlude for Geoffrey and Varya?

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Hi ya gang!

It won’t let me like you ooogle eyes!

[kacesq]

Gregory’s hair annoys me. It looks like a bad toupee.

[KelseyNikki614]

Hi all! I'm ready for some snarking, I need the laughs.  

[LilaFowler]

Did you tell Varya that you're a convicted felon yet?

[blubld43]

I loathe Geoffrey and his self righteous crap.  You are completely full of shit with your crocodile tears.

[peaceknit]

Go home, Geoffrey, you asshole.

[Floatingbison]

Geoffey, felonying himself. . . 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Geoffrey’s selling something. His own brand of bullshit.

[Archer27]

Hi, all.

[kacesq]

I don’t blame Varya for having options lol.

[Pepper Mostly]

Hello my sweet pies! Happy to "see" you all, hope you are keeping well. Full disclosure, I've been in the house since March 13. I went out once on the 23rd. I feel like I'm coming down with something and I am scared to death. Talk me off the ledge. 

Oh, and cry me a fucking river, Mr. Sensitive. You are full of shit. 

[mmecorday]

Hello, all! Hope everyone is well and ready for some first class snark.

[Gobi]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Hello Peeps! Let’s have a good, clean snark lol

Clean? Oh, I don't think so. (May be a double post, we broke the interwebs again.)

Edited March 30, 2020 by Gobi

[LilaFowler]

Did he tell her that he's a convicted felon yet?