90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[AussieBabe]

Paul is a hoarder. How do people live so nasty?

And he can't ask his parents to borrow money? You and your wife just lost a baby. Money is important, but she's obviously hurting.

Edited October 8, 2018 by AussieBabe

[Mercolleen]

Pole sniffing his underwear gave me a trauma.

ETA @kacesq, we can go to therapy together.

Edited October 8, 2018 by Mercolleen

[configdotsys]

I'm seriously going to throw up. Disgusting pig.

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

16 minutes ago, PityFree said:

Oh,  that’s from a meme that uses a high school picture of Taylor Swift. A person posted it and claimed that it was a girl named Becky who died from overdosing on marijuana. Somebody calls her on it and says “no, that’s Taylor Swift.” And   the original poster says “no, that’s Becky.”

Bahahaha I love it !! Kinda funny since we got the confusion too cousin versus ex! 

[emjohnson03]

Paul and the Google...it blows my mind that's how they have to communicate!

It was so cute with Colin Firth in Love Actually but this ain't it!

[iwasish]

Just now, PityFree said:

Oh my God vomit he smelled his underwear to see if it was clean or not!!  Paul you are disgusting!!

How did this idiot train dogs to look for drugs when he sniffs underwear? 

[aliya]

Just now, kacesq said:

I did not just see Pole smell the crotch of his underwear. now I know the true meaning of I got a trauma.

Thank goodness my head was turned toward the computer and I missed that. Yuck. Dude - did you forget you are on camera?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t worry, Paul. She has her shit emoji pillow to remind herself of you.

[sainte-chapelle]

7 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

I'm just impressed that this show airs in Canada. Who knew? I didn't!

Yup I am in Canada too and I watch the hell out of all these shows.

[snarkish]

Just now, emjohnson03 said:

Paul and the Google...it blows my mind that's how they have to communicate!

It was so cute with Colin Firth in Love Actually but this ain't it!

My favorite movie! AND they both learned each other's language (somewhat) by the time he proposed to her!

[EllaDisco]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

 

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4 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Are you looking to harvest the American dollar?

No, but I would love someone to take me to a place where it doesn't snow!

4 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Is there a Canadian equivalent of this show? I'd watch.

Not that I'm aware of.

[PityFree]

1 minute ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Bahahaha I love it !! Kinda funny since we got the confusion too cousin versus ex! 

Found it!

 

[hisbunkie]

Darcey says “we got intimate “, I would have asked what that means. 

Sex does not mean intimacy and intimacy does not mean sex. Perhaps  Darcey allowed Jesse to see her without makeup or heels?

[RichiesOlderBro]

When did they move to a big city?  Is this one closer to the bodock??

[VioletNevermind]

Bless Jon’s heart, he looks like a lamb being led to slaughter!  

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Is there a Canadian equivalent of this show? I'd watch.

Except all the people would be kind and polite and sensible and there would be no google translate apps, no flouncing, no unemployed trash pickers, no fake Louboutins. 

So, the makeup artist for Rachel's day job is making up corpses in a funeral home? 

[kacesq]

Jon's really...vacant, isn't he? And yay Rachel here's your fairy tale! You're marrying an unemployed debtor with no family present....the Duchess of Cambridge is so jealous right now...

[ALittleShelfish]

"Some people might think we're crazy..."

Again, NO, Rachel.  ALL PEOPLE *KNOW* you're crazy.  

[PityFree]

Oh,  Rachel found another dress that she apparently could afford.

[Frozendiva]

Rachel, the only person who completes you is you.

[sconstant]

1 hour ago, renatae said:

I should have known Ricky wasn't going to come clean on his own.

But when he was caught, he did tell X the truth!  HE TOLD HER THE TRUTH which is the most difficult thing in the world for a man to do and let's talk about that for a while instead of the bad stuff that he lied about.  He would never lie to her, except just then when I said he'd never lie to her.

 

 "Sometimes I have to say things so to not have a problem" should be the tramp stamp that the various women in Ricky's life incrementally tattoo him with while he's sleeping.  

[Armchair Critic]

Jon looks good... from the neck up... at a distance....

[CraftyHazel]

I think I just dislike Darcy.  Watching her pat her weave and stroke it made me want to scream at her.

[Gigglepuff]

Just now, LilaFowler said:

Is there a Canadian equivalent of this show? I'd watch.

Not yet. And I hope there's never a Canadian cast as the foreigner on the American show because I just know they'd pick a real beer-drinking, hockey-loving hoser who says, "aboot" and "eh" continually. I'd die of embarrassment, 

[LilaFowler]

She's going to use that baby as a shield even at her own wedding.

[pinky33]

Wow. Rachel smiles. I think that was the first time I've ever seen her smile...it really helps her look prettier. Sour and pouty are not becoming to her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus she's carrying the baby during the wedding? Hand her off to Jon's mum and focus on your soon to be husband! 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Jon’s sister looks exactly like him!

[Miss Chevious]

What a pathetic little wedding.

[kacesq]

Rachel's hair looks horrible. 

[iwasish]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Don’t worry, Paul. She has her shit emoji pillow to remind herself of you.

I’m so behind... I thought that was a Hershey kiss emoji!!! 

I send it to my niece via text and email!!

I texted her... she said no offense taken she knew what I meant!!

[PityFree]

 Rachel is using Lucy as a bridal bouquet.

 

She couldn’t have had Jon’s mom or sister hold Lucy?

[ECM1231]

Rachel looks lovely. I tune in for Lucy at this point...gosh she is too cute for words!

[ALittleShelfish]

In totally unexpected news.... I love LOVE love Rachel's dress.  

[lucy711]

If I were Rachel I'd be really sad my other daughter wasn't there.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

She's going to use that baby as a shield even at her own wedding.

Maybe she thinks it's a slimming accessory if she holds the baby in front of her

Edited October 8, 2018 by Armchair Critic

[VioletNevermind]

Not that I think any of the kids should be subjected to this bullshit, but it’s crazy that Rachel’s older daughter isn’t a part of this lunacy at all.  It’s as if she’s just been left at home, forgotten halfway across the world.  Oh, wait . . . 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Rachel's hair looks horrible. 

Its giving me a trauma.

[Auntie Anxiety]

She’s a shield maiden.

[Kareem]

Jon's sister looked better on the couch making the Pinocchio nose.  

[aliya]

Wait - none of Jon's friends showed up? Who are the women - his mother and ?  Wow - one of the most depressing weddings I've ever seen. I'd feel better for them if they just went to the magistrate's office and had a nice lunch afterwards.

[Gigglepuff]

The wedding is as boring and drab as they are. Suits them. 

[kacesq]

Rachel I promise I will always be honest with you...but I will wait until the last possible moment to tell you the truth.

[LilaFowler]

1 minute ago, Gigglepuff said:

Not yet. And I hope there's never a Canadian cast as the foreigner on the American show because I just know they'd pick a real beer-drinking, hockey-loving hoser who says, "aboot" and "eh" continually. I'd die of embarrassment, 

If anything, it'd be the American trying to marry into Canada.

 

1 minute ago, lucy711 said:

If I were Rachel I'd be really sad my other daughter wasn't there.

She barely remembers that kid's name have the time.

[emjohnson03]

Just now, PityFree said:

 Rachel is using Lucy as a bridal bouquet.

 

She couldn’t have had Jon’s mom or sister hold Lucy?

I was gonna say....why did she have to walk that far with Lucy with her?

Even though Jon has no prospects, he does clean up nice, I'll give him that.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Marmiarmo said:

I think I just dislike Darcy.  Watching her pat her weave and stroke it made me want to scream at her.

I admit I can be shallow watching crap like this, but there is more to life than designer clothes and trying to look younger (and failing)

[snarkish]

Jon...the suit, the pajama shirt underneath...the work boots, and the greasy-looking too long hair. Your bit of looks took a nosedive this season. And WHY do women with chunk insist on wearing wedding dresses that bare their arms and back fat? (I am in this category and would never). And Rachel carrying Lucy "down the aisle". Lucy will never learn to walk as her human shield. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Rachel's makeup is dreadful. A little color would not have gone amiss. She looks all washed out and sick. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Geez, Jon looks like a goofy idiot without a single brain cell.

[EllaDisco]

22 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving! I still have dessert in the fridge. And wine.

Thank-you!  I missed this one the first time.