90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[talktoomuch]

Brother Ash always makes him take his hoes to an Air BnB.

[hisbunkie]

5 minutes ago, kendi said:

Lisa, hope you like how your celebrity rap star lives. Baby Love!

So who’s the gold digger now?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? My son's gf is sweet, smart, pretty, and is nuts about him. If ONLY he would find a bleached blond shrew who wants to control his every move! 

Your son sounds like an intelligent and well adjusted human being looking for an equal partner, not a Barbie. 🙂 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Black roses ...

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

[Toodleoo]

Overwhelming you with loBAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[Frozendiva]

For spirituality, white roses.

[seasons]

Ash is so not as hot as he thinks he is.

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, she ghosted him? 

These two are just a big old bowl of Crazy Slaw. 

[VioletNevermind]

Whew, lots and lots of talk that verges on psychobabble between Ash and Avery.  Take a drink whenever someone says the word “connection.” 😑

[Frozendiva]

Avery, look up love bombing.

[RealReality]

Lovebombing is not a good sign.  

[kendi]

So much creepy this episode!! Engraved comb, black roses, crazy eyes, expecting sex on the first night (only Baby Love got "lucky"..shudder)...

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, seasons said:

Ash is so not as hot as he thinks he is.

He’s revolting, I’m only in it to see my hometown not his crazy eyes

[charmed1]

Didn’t Avery get pregnant by her ex after just a month or two of knowing him? Was that within the mandatory spiritual-level wait period?

[tvrox]

33 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Eat cheese and watch a movie. Well, right now this girls life is more exciting than mine. 

Its what we all will be doing during this crisis! Also, cheese, yum.

[Armchair Critic]

LOL at Ed and her handling his money. You may as well get used to paying Ed.

[RealReality]

Oh shit!  Big Ed is wilting before our eyes.  He is going to be a puddle of mayo in a few minutes. 

Edited March 16, 2020 by RealReality

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Whew, lots and lots of talk that verges on psychobabble between Ash and Avery.  Take a drink whenever someone says the word “connection.” 😑

Just going to pour myself a gin

[Frozendiva]

There are grand romantic gestures.

[humbleopinion]

9 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Is Usman gay a little bit?

He will be after BabyLove puts him through the wash, rinse and fluff cycle...

[Eldemarge]

Ash's eyes bubbling around like they're in a pinball machine has inspired me to finally get up and get a glass of wine.

[DragonFlyzz]

Varya I think you were getting a little ahead of yourself.  Saving up to move to America and you hadn’t even met dude in person.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, RealReality said:

Oh shit!  Big Ed is wilting before our eyes.  He is going to be a puddle of mayo is a few minutes. 

Mayonnaise does not do well when exposed to long periods of hot temperatures

[LennieBriscoe]

I hate the name "Ash." I ask you, did Scarlett ever say, "Ash Wilkes"? No, she did not!

 

[kendi]

2 minutes ago, RealReality said:

Oh shit!  Big Ed is wilting before our eyes.  He is going to be a puddle of mayo is a few minutes. 

That sweat stained shirt is not a good look. And I bet he's only spent like 10 US dollars on the three bags their holding. 

Edited March 16, 2020 by kendi

[sainte-chapelle]

Ummm black roses = serial killer and I am sooooooo sure she dumped him for caring too much. Don't buy it.

[Maybeitsme]

But what about alcohol poisoning 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Didn’t Avery get pregnant by her ex after just a month or two of knowing him? Was that within the mandatory spiritual-level wait period?

I'm guessing they were soulmates, who had a really strong connection. 

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Its what we all will be doing during this crisis! Also, cheese, yum.

Hey, at least she has cheese. Sadly, I have no cheese. But I'm baking like a deranged grandma so there's that. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Ash's eyes bubbling around like they're in a pinball machine has inspired me to finally get up and get a glass of wine.

Dead.

[iwasish]

12 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

I’m not trying to be funny or mean, but does Ashe have Grave’s Disease? He appears to have a disorder. I hope he checks it out.

I think he’s attempting to seem sincere while spewing a bunch of bullshit that he figures will get her to take her pants off. 

[humbleopinion]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mayonnaise does not do well when exposed to long periods of hot temperatures

It curdles....BigEd will look even greasier....

Edited March 16, 2020 by humbleopinion

[RealReality]

Just now, DragonFlyzz said:

Varya I think you were getting a little ahead of yourself.  Saving up to move to America and you hadn’t even met dude in person.

She might be, but credit to her for having her own money and a plan and not relying on her much older American fiancee to handle everything financially. 

[Archer27]

Geoffrey should not point out flaws in her apartment...can we talk about your past, you psycho???

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

 

Didn’t Avery get pregnant by her ex after just a month or two of knowing him?

 

IUD fail! 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Ash's eyes bubbling around like they're in a pinball machine has inspired me to finally get up and get a glass of wine.

Yesss wine is so much beautiful...I love wine so much baby 

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Its what we all will be doing during this crisis! Also, cheese, yum.

Yup, I'm thinking of raiding the fridge for my Cabot smoky bacon cheddar to have with crackers!

[greekmom]

I don't give a fuck about Twitney. Just tell her to go.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shouldn’t a relationship coach know not to love bomb?

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ummm black roses = serial killer and I am sooooooo sure she dumped him for caring too much. Don't buy it.

Yeah, he cared too much....about boning other chicks.  

I wonder how many women ash is stringing along and if he warned them he would be on this show just for his career? 

She is silly for thinking that big sudden emotions from a guy who is a "relationship coach" isn't just part of a game he plays with a lot of women desperate to be loved. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Rose looks like she wants to escape.

[Armchair Critic]

Ed with his kissing noises acts like he is calling his little dog

[Floatingbison]

No girlfriend in 28 years!!!!??  I wouldn't be taking ANYTHING slow!   

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ummm black roses = serial killer and I am sooooooo sure she dumped him for caring too much. Don't buy it.

Black roses?! do they have an Addams family fetish? 

I just can't deal with Lisa and Sojaboy.  He must really want that green card really, really, really bad to put up with her monitoring his phone. 

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

I hate the name "Ash." I ask you, did Scarlett ever say, "Ash Wilkes"? No, she did not!

 

Ash flows nicely into Ash-hole, which she is guaranteed to be calling him before very long. 

[RealReality]

Damn.....poor rose.....sorry girl, but America is probably worth it....stay the course. 

[talktoomuch]

That's so cute that Ed thinks he's the reason they didn't have sex last night.

[mmecorday]

Ed and Rose Marie are eating Corn Flakes as part of a good, complete breakfast.

Edited March 16, 2020 by mmecorday

[Frozendiva]

Ed would like a/c. He is not used to heat and there is a bit more of him.

[RealReality]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

No girlfriend in 28 years!!!!??  I wouldn't be taking ANYTHING slow!   

Yeah but probably more than a few escorts over 28 years. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Big Ed tries his hardest to blend in.