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[Mr. Miner]

Asshat just broke out in a sweat.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael and Juliana can use Mursel’s honey comb for their own backyard wedding.

[Pepper Mostly]

Why is she quoting such an astronomical amount for catering? They haven't even discussed a menu yet? Is everyone getting lobster tails and caviar? 

Edited December 9, 2019 by Pepper Mostly

[poeticlicensed]

Wait, 30-40 people, 25K plus? I;m in the wromng business. 

[hula-la]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Oh, now we're cutting through the ol' crap cake now... she's been married before.  Except are there really arranged marriages in Brazil?

I read a stat once that stated that over 50% of marriages worldwide are arranged. Have no idea where I read it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think the wedding planners are really production staffers.

[Bryce Lynch]

Juliana's ex complained about how much he paid for their wedding lunch.  Was she married to Robert?

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I can’t figure out if Juliana is more cunning/savvy than she acts, or if she really is this childlike sprite....

Very cunning.  She’s on her second husband at age 23...a rich husband (she thinks).  

[sainte-chapelle]

There it is.....her family wants the money. Didn't Julianna meet him when she was 19? Was she still married?

[hookedontv]

I absolutely HATE how Douche constantly refers to Juliana and her family as poor. 
 

Every fucking time he opens his mouth. 

[Gobi]

Why don't they have the wedding on a yacht?

[kacesq]

Oh. So you won’t have a fancy wedding because then your family would ask for money?

I think Michael enjoys lording his alleged wealth over his trophy bride.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, hookedontv said:

I absolutely HATE how Douche constantly refers to Juliana and her family as poor. 
 

Every fucking time he opens his mouth. 

ME TOOOOOOOOO

[Frozendiva]

There is probably a standard menu - like $500 per person.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

There it is.....her family wants the money. Didn't Julianna meet him when she was 19? Was she still married?

I suspect we’ve all been frauded!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Michael, use your money for something better than a stupid wedding, like to help out some poor families.

[Angry Moldovan]

Why are they constantly bringing up her and her family’s poverty. Also the implication that her family are money grabbers and would resent their “wealth”. It’s fucking weird

[VioletNevermind]

This guy is the absolute ultimate douchebag.  Like, the grand poobah of all douchebags.  I’d like to tell him exactly where he can insert his “opulence.”

Edited December 9, 2019 by Suzy Rhapsody

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Gobi said:

Why don't they have the wedding on a yacht?

💀

[brillia79]

Just now, Gobi said:

Why don't they have the wedding on a yacht?

You never take the wife to a “Yacht Party.”

[Azubah]

Or sell one of your penis-mobiles and send that to her family.

[hisbunkie]

4 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s all leased.  

Yes, could be. He would have to qualify for them.  

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is she quoting such an astronomical amount for catering? They haven't even discussed a menu yet? 

It is all fake, asking what she wants in her bouquet, not showing photo's of examples, not even looking for an event space, who is officiating, what date are they thinking of, what time of day, ugh, those planners are either so fake or totally suck at their job.

[Floatingbison]

Wait, you mean Michael doesn't have a yacht already?  I thought he was all about appearing rich. How can he ever show his face in Greenwich again?

BTW, did he mention that Julianna is from a poor family?

[poeticlicensed]

My first thought about her first marriage is that her parents got paid to marry her off to some old rich dude. Something right out of a nineteenth century novel. Now Juliana has turned all Becky Sharpe. 

[Rabithed]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

This guy is the absolute ultimate douchebag.  Like, the grand poobah of all douchebags.

Yeah he’s just a big gross slime ball. Why is he always...sweaty? He looks unhealthy  he’s going to look like Annie’s husband in a few years. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

It is all fake, asking what she wants in her bouquet, not showing photo's of examples, not even looking for an event space, who is officiating, what date are they thinking of, what time of day, ugh, those planners are either so fake or totally suck at their job.

Fake fake fake. 
 

The only reason they are there is to ask Julianna is this was her first marriage.  

Edited December 9, 2019 by RichiesOlderBro

[Floatingbison]

It's the feet docs again.   In other words, the D students in med school.

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is she quoting such an astronomical amount for catering? They haven't even discussed a menu yet? 

15 k to feed 30 people!!!  
10k is the planners fee!! I bet Michael was hoping to spend way less than 10k in all.

But at least they won’t fight about sending money to Brazil. Neither has any intention of helping them out. I’ll bet she hasn’t even told them she’s getting married. 

[hookedontv]

I just gagged at the ad for “My Feet Are Killing Me.”

[Dance4Life]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

There it is.....her family wants the money. Didn't Julianna meet him when she was 19? Was she still married?

Supposedly, Juliana has been modeling around the world and she was living in London.....modeling!

She went back to Brazil to work on her visa.....because, visas like these have to come from your home country.  
 

I think.  Not 100%  sure for this type of visa.  Because, if I wanted to extend a visa abroad I had to leave the country and start at my country of origin....which was USA.

The first marriage sounded like she was gold digging....but, the guy did not spend any money on her.....so, she divorced him.

Juliana sounds very money hungry......but, she has some guilt and also does not want to scare Michael ....that he needs to support her family.

She is very calculating with his money.

 She has a plan to take it and divorce him!  🤣

[Frozendiva]

A reputable planner would demand a budget. Not the douche wanting to make his child bride a big day at an unlimited budget. The $100,000 could go toward university for her dream of being a doctor.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Rabithed said:

Yeah he’s just a big gross slime ball. Why is he always...sweaty? He looks unhealthy  he’s going to look like Annie’s husband in a few years. 

At least David poor has a personality, Michael is just a pervy old man

[Eldemarge]

Maybe he should take all that money and buy a 4-door vehicle so his poor kids aren't always getting shoved in the back seat of a coupe.  I suspect they aren't done growing.  Oh wait, that wouldn't be Sexy enough for sexy midlife crisis Michael.

[blubld43]

Ugh, Tania. Leaving on her ego trip to Costa Rica.

[sainte-chapelle]

Wasn't she a jet setting money making model,with stamps in her passport? Where is her money? Either she was the worldly model or the poor girl in an arranged marriage...colour me confused.

[Gobi]

Just now, hookedontv said:

I just gagged at the ad for “My Feet Are Killing Me.”

Does TLC foot the bill for the treatment?

[CSunshine76]

What the actual fuck did I just see on my TV?  Come on TLC, some of us have weak stomachs....those feet.

omg.omg.

[hookedontv]

Lol Tania said she love Syngin and he didn’t say it back. 

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why is she quoting such an astronomical amount for catering? They haven't even discussed a menu yet? 

This wedding planning is ridiculous.  We had a great wedding planner for our daughter's wedding a few years ago. 

I would think they could have it in the garden with plan b to have it inside in case of rain.  Rent 50 nice chairs for outdoors.  Have a nice buffet.  Have it at noon with luncheon foods.  Have it at 2 pm with just lighter refreshments.    If you want a big wedding and don't have the time, go to the courthouse and get married, then have the "wedding" six months later.  This seems so fake.   

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

It is all fake, asking what she wants in her bouquet, not showing photo's of examples, not even looking for an event space, who is officiating, what date are they thinking of, what time of day, ugh, those planners are either so fake or totally suck at their job.

Exactly. When I went to the florist to order my flowers he had a total spaz because I breezed in with a picture, and said "I'd like this". He thought I needed to sit down, look at pictures, spend an hour discussing. These "planners" in Connecticut saying "so, do you want white flowers, pink? Oh, and catering for 40 people will be $15000", without a lot of fuss and visual aids? Feh. Sharp's really phoning it in. 

[Armchair Critic]

Syngin looks like he put on a few pounds too, maybe laying around too much in the love shack.

[Azubah]

Just now, Gobi said:

Does TLC foot the bill for the treatment?

We need a "groan" emoji.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tania: Here’s the list of projects I expect you to get done while I’m finding myself.

[Pixilicious]

5 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

It is all fake, asking what she wants in her bouquet, not showing photo's of examples, not even looking for an event space, who is officiating, what date are they thinking of, what time of day, ugh, those planners are either so fake or totally suck at their job.

I couldn't agree more!

[hookedontv]

Tania is “devastated” to be leaving Syngin alone. Not enough to give up her 30 day herbal witch doctor field trip. 

[Rabithed]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

At least David poor has a personality, Michael is just a pervy old man

Oh yes. I don’t mind him or Annie. I felt a bit bad bringing him up...but the snark in me reared it’s snarky head! 🙂

[Pepper Mostly]

"Bye honey. Here, touch my fingertips in farewell". Sheesh, these two. 

[Bryce Lynch]

18 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Yeah,  I want a divorce 

But, not until after you get the green card.

[Angry Moldovan]

Tania couldn’t wait til after they were married and sin had a job?