90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[LucyEth]

I feel sorry for her, must be terrifying. 

[Dance4Life]

What is wrong with the Russian hospital?  You got sparkling white walls. A doctor. A nurse.  Access to C-section.  
 

looks good!

Yall want Ritz Carlton birthing suite...but, then whine about cost.

Of course, it is $20,000 to give birth in USA! 

This Russian hospital looks better than the South African maternity stalls offered to the girl on Before the 90 Days.  I forgot her name.  Oh, Tiffany.

[Kiss my mutt]

Murcel makes Asuelo look like a genius. 
I will say that hospital looks a like nicer than the one Olga delivered in. They were pretty inflexible at first about having Steven in the room and seemed generally disagreeable. Stephen was probably a real dick though. 
 

[hookedontv]

Just now, HappyDancex2 said:

and hand her a tube of Mederma on the way out.

Now I’m dead too. 

[poeticlicensed]

Now she has to have a c-section? Holy hellscape

[LennieBriscoe]

Skinny-minnie Juliana wants a pregnancy abdomen like Michael wants to drive a Ford Fiesta. 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Dance4Life said:

What is wrong with the Russian hospital?  You got sparkling white walls. A doctor. A nurse.  Access to C-section.  
 

looks good!

Yall want Ritz Carlton birthing suite...but, then whine about cost.

Of course, it is $20,000 to give birth in USA! 

This Russian hospital looks better than the South African maternity stalls offered to the girl on Before the 90 Days.  I forgot her name.  Oh, Tiffany.

It's fine if everything goes smoothly, but if there's a problem, so sorry comrade, we will have to transport you to Stalingrad General, by railcar.

Edited November 18, 2019 by Floatingbison

[Mercolleen]

42 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Wonder how many substances Uncle Bo is abusing at the moment.

Oh god, he just grinned at me and I screamed at the lack of teeth.

[Dance4Life]

4 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said:

This poor girl is giving birth in what looks like a prison hospital.  Great plan to use a facility where you can’t communicate with your Drs.  Geez.

Sasha doesn’t remember the births of his two other children? Dad of the year right there

He is there securing his bag!

This is the American baby!  🥳🇺🇸

[For Cereals]

Hells yes I want, nay deserve the Ritz!  And good drugs and not to be asked IF I want them or if I think I should push...

[Auntie Anxiety]

The Russian hospital looks so primitive compared to what I’m used to here in New England.

[HappyDancex2]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Make this stop

[VioletNevermind]

Jesus Christ.  I am actually shaking on my couch!

[kacesq]

Averting my eyes....

[JennyMominFL]

11 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Hells yes I want, nay deserve the Ritz!  And good drugs and not to be asked IF I want them or if I think I should push...

I was always asked if I wanted drugs. I also never had  birthing plans.

Edited November 18, 2019 by JennyMominFL

[kacesq]

Awww baby....

[Pepper Mostly]

Check out the nurse in the T shirt, looking out the window. She's done. 

[Gobi]

Tonight on Exploitation Theatre.

[shockermolar]

“This is like where the Nazis did experiments.” - my 21 year old son.

[Floatingbison]

So much beautiful baby.

[LucyEth]

Oh thank God!

[HappyDancex2]

OMG he looked like a dead animal when they plopped him on the tray with his head down.....why did they tie off before they made him take a breath????   

[Gigglepuff]

Aww, cute little baby. Are they going to swaddle him?? 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Suzy Rhapsody said:

Jesus Christ.  I am actually shaking on my couch!

I read that too fast and thought you said something else and if you did I wouldn’t blame you because I was...

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Cute baby

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh thank GOD the baby is crying

[VioletNevermind]

It’s hard to wait until 11 for Dean and Tariq’s reaction to this horror show.

[Pepper Mostly]

What a gorgeous baby! Sniffle. I had a C section with general anesthetic and didn't get to see my son for 10 hours. He is PRESH.

[kacesq]

They're naming the kid Dave? Did I hear that correctly?

[magemaud]

He has Daddy’s hairstyle 

[LennieBriscoe]

Even the newborn is giving Sasha the side-eye. 

[Floatingbison]

Okay, not snarking here...that's a good looking baby.

[hisbunkie]

That baby is so cute. I want one. 

[Gobi]

Time for Sasha to find Mom #4.

[hoosiermom]

He was bogarting that baby!

[Rabithed]

Aww Dave is gorgeous! So much hair! 

[magemaud]

I hate these two Attention Vampires 

(Tania And Synjin) 

and her vocal fry drives me crazy 

Edited November 18, 2019 by magemaud

[LennieBriscoe]

Just now, kacesq said:

They're naming the kid Dave? Did I hear that correctly?

I heard Leonid Alexander!

[kacesq]

Wow. So much romantic baby...arm hair...

[Ijustwantsomechips]

Oh good grief, not bunny-teeth Tania 🙄

[charmed1]

Ew. I forgot about this smelly couple. Syringe and what’s her face.

[DragonFlyzz]

Baby is so much beautiful.

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Tania plans to have her posse with her on every date with Syngin?

Edited November 18, 2019 by Auntie Anxiety

[Floatingbison]

Sasha's in the corner of the room on his Tinder app.

[hookedontv]

smelling his armpit and playing with his armpit hair????

freak. And not in a fun way. 

[HappyDancex2]

Run Syngin.   She just told you that you aren't her priority.

[shockermolar]

Playing with his underarm hair is somehow more nauseating than the torture birth porn

[Pepper Mostly]

Sinjin looks like he'll run to fat, like Prince Andrew. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I'm so happy baby and mom are okay...no snark

[DragonFlyzz]

Tania is not only annoying, she’s gross as well.