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[Stardancer Supreme]

I will never understand how folks get caught up with vacation sexcapades.  I can't imagine laying with a stranger raw in another country, let alone getting pregnant. Yikes.

[peaceknit]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m an advocate of mothers making their sons live on their own. It’s not healthy for anyone to have your 30 yo son as a perpetual child.

As the mother of four sons (and only sons), I agree wholeheartedly!

[PupCal]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Even better. he has cat outfits.

I would bet actual money that Mommy makes those for him.

[ChiCricket]

Ok baby, I will wait... Aka I don't have another idiot lined up.

[Granny58]

15 minutes ago, peaceknit said:

So Ashley is from the same town as the other PA woman?

The other was from Camp Hill.  Ashley is from Mechanicsburg.  Super close but different.  My neck of the woods though!  Exciting!

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

I think I missed a season but I’m back... this is the only thing that got me through the flu this weekend 

[snarkish]

Ok, ok, I'm here, I'm HERE! You guys are at 3 pages deep and it's 19 minutes in. Lord, gimme strength!

I tuned in a few minutes late (but am recording). 

Colt reminds me of Sheldon Cooper, and Larissa is another Ximena? Mom's eyebrows give Joan Crawford a run for her money.

Gah! NINE more comments to read! LOL

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, Stardancer Supreme said:

I will never understand how folks get caught up with vacation sexcapades.  I can't imagine laying with a stranger raw in another country, let alone getting pregnant. Yikes.

Rum.

[greekmom]

Jonathan is an idiot. I hate him already. And frack 19 yrs old!!! Just as bad as the older woman who has the young Jamaican guy.  People this isn't how Stella got her groove back

[ALittleShelfish]

@Granny58 Me too!  I live downtown HBG, I feel like I'm bound to run into one of these knuckleheads someday.  

[emjohnson03]

This guy has Douche written all over him....I'm sure he was doing Tinder ALL DAY LONG.

[Floatingbison]

Lumberton, North Carolina.  Isn't that where Blue Velvet was set?  Papst Blue Ribbon!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Another man-child. How wonderful. A 19 yo would be just about right for him.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, he doesn't like being told what to do. He's a party animal! Woo. WOO!

[kacesq]

Jonathan sounds really mature....

[peaceknit]

Jonathan is another guy who looks normal enough to have a partner here.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cue ABBA.

[PityFree]

 Jonathan is absolutely full of himself.

[Armchair Critic]

He looks like a thinner Ricky (from 90 Days After)

[Scarlett45]

Jonathan is attractive and has a career, a nice body....I think he’s a workaholic and probably isn’t interested in putting in the emotional work a serious relationship takes. It’s emotionally easier with a kid- she’s 19!

[PityFree]

 Jonathan she’s 19. Nearly all 19-year-olds have good bodies.

[Lillith]

There is not one thing on her BODY he doesn't like. Yeah he's a prize. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This guy is such a shallow tool. Holy cow.

Edited October 22, 2018 by Auntie Anxiety

[kacesq]

So what Jonathan is saying is he was attracted to Fernanda's soul....

[Pepper Mostly]

He has not said one word about her. Just her body. What a douchebag. 

[LilaFowler]

Fiery latina? Oh. This is the new Roos and Pow.

[OldButHappy]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

People this isn't how Stella got her groove back

Before Stella figured out her lover was a gay hustler?

[PityFree]

He said the words “ fiery Latina” I HATE HIM!!!  Way to stereotype, asshole!

[ALittleShelfish]

THERE IT IS.  
Fiery Latina.  

*brb i wasn't ready to start doing shots so early in the show*

[Brooklynista]

Fernanda has all the makings of a great wife. Great ass and a flat stomach. Oh and new boobs. Good pick Jonathan. Seems you thought very deeply.

Edited October 22, 2018 by Brooklynista

[Frozendiva]

The flat stomach and butt do not last. What about her personality, compassion, empathy, her having a job, can truly contribute to a relationship? 19 is very young. 

[configdotsys]

This real estate guy is of a type that I just hate: Arrogant jerk, thinks he's a big deal, probably strings along women and thinks he deserves to be worshipped. I had to laugh when he said people think Fernanda is using him. I think he's using her to show that Mr. 32 year old big shot can land a such a  young wife. Bleh. Sickening.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nothing says douche he like rolled up sleeves.

Edited October 22, 2018 by Auntie Anxiety

[Neurochick]

1 minute ago, Scarlett45 said:

Jonathan is attractive and has a career, a nice body....I think he’s a workaholic and probably isn’t interested in putting in the emotional work a serious relationship takes. It’s emotionally easier with a kid- she’s 19!

I think that’s the deal with most of these couples.

[Pepper Mostly]

He keeps talking about his "bachelor life". I'm guessing that means multiple STD's, DUI's and whole weekends he can't remember. 

[kacesq]

Fernanda is very pretty but I hate instagram brows...and yes, totally...get married because you can't date long distance....

[milner]

He has a constant smirk 

[Armchair Critic]

I already dislike this shallow douchebro

[Stardancer Supreme]

Short past? She's 19! Ugh.

[Straycat80]

Fiery Latina and new boobs, great reasons to get married. 

[greekmom]

Some basically he's paying her to be with him.  Car, apartment, boobs.

Winner. 

[Mierin]

Ugh, guys like this make me glad I'm single.

[PityFree]

 Jonathan, I hope Fernanda leaves you for a much younger, poorer man 

[Neurochick]

Ugh, this guy has DOUCHE written all over him.

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

The flat stomach and butt do not last.

Mine only lasted one year of high school. I hope she smartens up and gives him hell. 

[emjohnson03]

Man this guy though....he's the guy you think he's cute and when he starts talking....you are like, nope.

Edited October 22, 2018 by emjohnson03

[Auntie Anxiety]

Don’t worry. Your friends are wrong. She’s not using you.

[TonyasBlueEyeshado]

Bwahaha he bought her boobies!!!!

[snarkish]

Jonathan, why don't you just build yourself a robot woman? That way you can be sure her boobs that you bought are pointing in the right direction. 

[LilaFowler]

Why does he wear a wedding band already?