90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[hisbunkie]

2 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

Based on the fact that Hazel and her parents are living in abject poverty, I don't believe Hazel's racist sister in Japan is sending money home to help her family. Funny how she wants Hazel to marry a rich Japanese when she most likely didn't.  

Why do you think she’s racist?  Sounds like they are negotiating a deal. 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Does the sister married to the Japanese guy not have any spare change to send to her parents who live in a hovel?

Well, she would if she wasn't imaginary. 

2 minutes ago, lucy711 said:

I really don't see what Tarik sees in Hazel.  I'd think that after has sex, he'd be bored.  There is no personality.

He's no sparkling wit himself. Not what I'd call a raconteur. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

At some point I will need to get off the couch to get the lightning cable for my iPad. I don’t have enough juice for it to last for the third hour.

[AussieBabe]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Note to self—-go to Sonics for that Oreo cone.

It's really delicious. I was pleasantly surprised.

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, usernameG said:

Does Jesse have mommy issues? I am trying to figure out the appeal of dating a 43 year old at his age.

Because those of us who are non crazy could teach him a thing or two...sugar momma

[HappyDancex2]

Just now, usernameG said:

Does Jesse have mommy issues? I am trying to figure out the appeal of dating a 43 year old at his age.

Could be.   The guys date younger for the tighter body and lack of mental accountability.  When they go older it's usually the mental compatibility and then creative sex LOL.   The body might be softer but the experience makes up for it.  In Darcey's case she looks hard from botox. 

[Baltimore Betty]

7 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Hazel seems so lethargic and disinterested.

But Hazel can do the bare minimum and Tarik will still think she is great.  Just mumble I love you and give a peck on the cheek and she will have a green card before you know it.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

Based on the fact that Hazel and her parents are living in abject poverty, I don't believe Hazel's racist sister in Japan is sending money home to help her family. Funny how she wants Hazel to marry a rich Japanese when she most likely didn't.  

Hazel's sister, Walnut, isn't racist. She's cashist.

[Pepper Mostly]

How will Ximena be able to resist the fanny pack? 

[Floatingbison]

Ximema is a real catch, but she should hold out for a guy who isn't already married.

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, AussieBabe said:

It's really delicious. I was pleasantly surprised.

Did you guys try the pickle slushee?  I so wanted to until I heard it was sweet...

Noxema, wait until you’re in the will and then drown him.

[Mercolleen]

17 minutes ago, configdotsys said:

Jon's hair is all kinds of wack in the car.

I tried to post a photo but my file was too large. Like his swoopy hair.

[firefly]

But can Mr. Rich Japanese man hang in for a 6+ hour church service?

[Auntie Anxiety]

He should have bought a camo fanny pack.

[Baltimore Betty]

Ricky jumped in the water without his penis bacteria condom and full body suit baggy wet suit, lol.

[tincansailor981]

Slick Rick is a fricking idiot.  The American dollar is the only thing he has going for him.  That shit makes him cute to foreign women online looking for a way out of their plight.

[LilaFowler]

This is like a bad telenovela.

[Pepper Mostly]

Maybe Ximena will throw him off the boat. 

[Rabithed]

3 minutes ago, CoachWristletJen said:

She doesn't like Tarik, and she will not have fond feelings towards his daughter. Kids with special needs require a LOT of understanding and patience! Hazel's going to be missing her son and resenting time away from him. It won't leave lots of patience and understanding for Tarik's daughter although she will probably be more fond of her than of Tarik!

I hope so. I worry for that child. At least Hazel speaks English. God, he’s basically buying full time help/caregiver. 

[Brooklynista]

8 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Yeah, I wouldn’t put it past Jon to sneak away during the reception for a quick in and out.  

It does look like it'd be quick right?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Ricky. You are such a douchebag. 

[HappyDancex2]

Never forget

 

[tincansailor981]

1 minute ago, firefly said:

But can Mr. Rich Japanese man hang in for a 6+ hour church service?

11.5 for the wedding ceremony.

[usernameG]

Tariq and Dean look like they would be doughy to the touch.  

[Rabithed]

3 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Could be.   The guys date younger for the tighter body and lack of mental accountability.  When they go older it's usually the mental compatibility and then creative sex LOL.   The body might be softer but the experience makes up for it.  In Darcey's case she looks hard from botox. 

I forgot Darcy is ONLY 43. She looks mid fifty trying to be 20 with the plastic face and crazy clothes. 

[Suzywriter]

Ximena, jump off that floaty thing and swim for shore.

[lucy711]

1 minute ago, Rabithed said:

I hope so. I worry for that child. At least Hazel speaks English. God, he’s basically buying full time help/caregiver. 

I'm sure that won't cause any drama with his daugther's mother...

[BradandJanet]

No, Ximena. Just no!

[iwasish]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I was coming home from a trip today and an international flight was disembarking. Although I was across the terminal, I saw my true love. He didn’t look in my direction but I’m sure it was because he was playing hard to get. I think that means we’re going to get married.

Reminded me of that song by James Blount

”Your’re Beautiful”

[Toodleoo]

"Marry me! AND LET ME GO AHEAD AND BRING UP SOME OTHER THOT'S NAME WHILE I PROPOSE"

Edited October 1, 2018 by Toodleoo

[greekmom]

looking at the long shots of Ricky and X.  Where the heck is the waiter and how did he get the food, wine etc on the floating raft??

[usernameG]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe Ximena will throw him off the boat. 

We can only hope.

[Pepper Mostly]

Ricky: "Wait till I tell my wife!"

Somehow I don't think she'll be so excited. 

[tincansailor981]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

He should have bought a camo fanny pack.

That doubles as a flotation device

[Floatingbison]

Run Ximena, or swim,,, but just get away.  

Edited October 2, 2018 by Floatingbison

[For Cereals]

There are metrics when it comes to your bank account

[LilaFowler]

There is a metric, Ricky. It's called that marriage license that you still have with another woman.

[Bees52]

Ricky's so happy because that ring actually fit Plan B's finger....

[ECM1231]

I am so curious to find out what happened between Icky and Ximena...does she know he is still married to baby mama #2?

[CoachWristletJen]

3 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Never forget

 

I could watch a purse bap Angela on the nose any day of the week!

Edited October 1, 2018 by CoachWristletJen

[Kareem]

1 minute ago, Rabithed said:

I forgot Darcy is ONLY 43. She looks mid fifty trying to be 20 with the plastic face and crazy clothes. 

And Tarik is 43.  I think we have a match!

[RichiesOlderBro]

8 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Ricky is going to propose? Does his wife know?

I just laughed my soda out my nose :-)

[Suzywriter]

11 minutes ago, Adeejay said:

Based on the fact that Hazel and her parents are living in abject poverty, I don't believe Hazel's racist sister in Japan is sending money home to help her family. Funny how she wants Hazel to marry a rich Japanese when she most likely didn't.  

Hazel's sister, Walnut, isn't racist. She's cashist.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh guys. I cannot wait for the new season. 

[hisbunkie]

3 minutes ago, tincansailor981 said:

Slick Rick is a fricking idiot.  The American dollar is the only thing he has going for him.  That shit makes him cute to foreign women online looking for a way out of their plight.

Unfortunately, it’s all on credit. Once she comes to the US and finds the reality that is his life, sadness and depression will set in. She’ll end up hating him. 

[ThinkerBell]

Cat guy for the win!

[Suzywriter]

Good effing lord! The new trainwreck couple!

[Miss Chevious]

Ricky should be paired with Darcy. Desperation comes off them in waves. He was dying to propose to someone, anyone and Darcy wants a proposal from someone, anyone. Plus if her Birkin bag is full, she could take over his fanny pack.

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh guys. I cannot wait for the new season. 

We have another Pole!

[usernameG]

I am so excited for the new 90 Days.