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[For Cereals]

LOL department store. If they have no money, we’re in straight up Deb territory.

ETA, I weighed 105 and then I graduated to middle school.

Edited September 24, 2018 by For Cereals

[PeaceLily2]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

She reminds me of that "Pseudobulbar Affect" commercial with Danny Glover. Inappropriate crying...

OMG!  I spit my drink!  Hahahahaha

[iwasish]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Rachel should go to a consignment shop.

She should go to a shrink first.

[Armchair Critic]

Then find a wedding dress that is flattering to your figure. I do wonder if some brides ever look in a 3 way mirror when their back fat is bulging over their strapless dress.

Edited September 24, 2018 by Armchair Critic

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Sooooooo she can't afford a dress so she went to try on a bunch of stuff that made her feel fat....then found a dress that made her feel pretty but then poor?   She's tragic with decision making isn't she?

Hahahahahaha! I wish I could like this one hundred times. Jesus Rachel. And does this silly bint every stop weeping? 

[Neurochick]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Rachel. Honey. We ALL used to weigh 105 pounds. 

I did too...and then I turned twenty-five.

Rachel, buy a long white skirt and a white blouse with sparkles.  Voila wedding dress.

[libgirl2]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

That dress? Just no. Like a Nicole/Azan kind of no. 

Gee, at least she wasn't over spilling the dress like Nicole. I thought it looked nice on her.

[AussieBabe]

Why not go to a Marshall's or TJ Maxx? I've seen formal dresses there. Or try something like Poshmark, Lane Bryant, or good old fashioned clearance? If you know you're living paycheck to paycheck, why set yourself up for disappointment in a bridal shop?

[PityFree]

 Why are you still there with him, Ximena??

Edited September 24, 2018 by PityFree

[greekmom]

Maybe she can alter Nicole's dress?? Not like she's using it

[snarky snarkerson]

1 minute ago, Neurochick said:

I did too...and then I turned twenty-five.

Rachel, buy a long white skirt and a white blouse with sparkles.  Voila wedding dress.

Hell, and then I turned 15...

 

we all wish wish we were thinner Rachel. Get over it. 

[Floatingbison]

That wedding dress scene was brutal.

[Gigglepuff]

So Jon and Rachel both live paycheque to paycheque? Then why in the ever loving f*** are they continuing with this charade? Idiots, the both of them. 

[Adeejay]

Poor Rachel! She isn't 105 pounds anymore.  I gave birth to three children. The last time I could look down and see my toes, Bush the father, was President. 

Edited September 24, 2018 by Adeejay

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, iwasish said:

She should go to a shrink first.

Get her life together first. No more kids. Then get married because you want to share your life. The wedding with Jon will save her? She brings herself and two kids.

[Baltimore Betty]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Rachel. What are your life plans with Jon? Will he support you? Are you going to work? All wedding talk and no marriage talk?

Like every single couple on this show.

Rachel's crying has become a nervous tic for her.  

Why do we see only people that are hard up for money participate in the shinenagans? We never see a anyone who does well financially with an advanced college degree fly to some impovrished country to meet the love of their life.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, PityFree said:

 Maybe Rachel looked down on people who weren’t a size 0 when she was 105 lbs?. If so, the fact that she is bigger now is a little bit of karma.

Hahaha, good point.

[Floatingbison]

Back to Ricky and Melissa Eczema . .  . .

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, AussieBabe said:

Why not go to a Marshall's or TJ Maxx? I've seen formal dresses there. Or try something like Poshmark, Lane Bryant, or good old fashioned clearance? If you know you're living paycheck to paycheck, why set yourself up for disappointment in a bridal shop?

I agree. My daughter just got a dress for her Homecoming Dance at Penney's for $39 and some of the white dresses there looked like they could be for a bride. 

Edited September 24, 2018 by Armchair Critic

[HappyDancex2]

Isn't it ironic that we have Rachel who has a perfectly fine body and has serious body dysmorphic syndrome going on when she looks in the mirror and the flip side is Big Ang who we cannot get to cover the hell up and her boobs are literally flying all over my screen like extra legs on a spider.  Gah

[Gigglepuff]

Yes, Ricky, you are an idiot. You finally got something right for a change. 

[Neurochick]

Ximena just walk out on this fool.

[Miss Chevious]

Ricky is a total jerk. Why tell a girl she’s number 2 and then wonder why she’s upset. He should’ve kept his mouth shut. No one would’ve been the wiser, least of all Noxema.

[configdotsys]

Here's a great idea. Take two people working from check to check for little money and then plan a wedding that none of your family or friends can attend and will keep you separated for three years during which time the lawyer fees will be a constant drag on their income. It's one thing to say, "I can't afford this $750 wedding dress," because there are alternatives, shitty as that may be. But what happens when the lawyer requires an $800 payment for some service or some filing that has to be done and they don't have the money?

[libgirl2]

4 minutes ago, AussieBabe said:

Why not go to a Marshall's or TJ Maxx? I've seen formal dresses there. Or try something like Poshmark, Lane Bryant, or good old fashioned clearance? If you know you're living paycheck to paycheck, why set yourself up for disappointment in a bridal shop?

For my second wedding I bought an off the rack dress at Macy's in a satin green. Gorgeous and my favorite color.

 

Ximena needs to be on a telenovela.

Edited September 24, 2018 by libgirl2

[charmed1]

Ha! Ximena pretty much said “Eff this. I ain’t getting dolled up for this portly little asshole again.” 

[Floatingbison]

Eczema is literally the shape shifter....she looked great at night at the restaurant, and she looks terrible in the daylight.

[Pepper Mostly]

Kick him to the curb, Ximena. And I hope you ordered a huge fancy breakfast from room service, with champagne and hand dipped truffles, and charged it to Ricky. Asshole. 

[usernameG]

Was Rachel married before?

[tincansailor981]

I like Ximena best out of all of this crop.  I wish she would drop the Latin Kenan Thompson and find someone decent.

[hoosiermom]

Just now, Miss Chevious said:

Ricky is a total jerk. Why tell a girl she’s number 2 and then wonder why she’s upset. He should’ve kept his mouth shut. No one would’ve been the wiser, least of all Noxema.

Until she saw the show!

[lucy711]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hahaha, good point.

I will say this.  I used to be a size zero and am still fairly thin.  I get compliments for being "skinny" all the time.  It bothers me. So if I gained a lot of weight, it would mess with my head.  But I'd like to think I'd handle it better than Rachel.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ricky could winner back with his camo clothes.

[libgirl2]

1 minute ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Isn't it ironic that we have Rachel who has a perfectly fine body and has serious body dysmorphic syndrome going on when she looks in the mirror and the flip side is Big Ang who we cannot get to cover the hell up and her boobs are literally flying all over my screen like extra legs on a spider.  Gah

Rachel looks fine.... Angela.... ugh the flying boobs.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Like every single couple on this show.

Rachel's crying has become a nervous tic for her.  

Why do we see only people that are hard up for money participate in the shinenagans? We never see a anyone who does well financially with an advanced college degree fly to some impovrished country to meet the love of their life.

They know what they have to offer someone, have boundaries, and won’t take nonsense. They are the ones who may meet someone while traveling and have a somewhat equal relationship.

[CraftyHazel]

I’m old...I got married in 1978 at the age of 18.  My dress was a long, pretty, cream-colored dress that cost all of $40.  Why women feel the need to go into debt for a dress they’ll wear once is beyond me.

[usernameG]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Eczema is literally the shape shifter....she looked great at night at the restaurant, and she looks terrible in the daylight.

She probably stopped trying when she realized she was the back up girl.

[AussieBabe]

No more lies, Ricky? Have you told her that you're separated, yet, sir?

[EllaDisco]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Like every single couple on this show.

Rachel's crying has become a nervous tic for her.  

Why do we see only people that are hard up for money participate in the shinenagans? We never see a anyone who does well financially with an advanced college degree fly to some impovrished country to meet the love of their life.

I think poor people like to find someone who is worse off than themselves so they can feel like they are the rich one.

[iwasish]

6 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

Gee, at least she wasn't over spilling the dress like Nicole. I thought it looked nice on her.

The top wasn’t bad. The bottom was.... a no.

[Neurochick]

Who is Noxema ?  Who is Eczema?  

[snarkish]

1 minute ago, libgirl2 said:

For my second wedding I bought an off the rack dress at Macy's in a satin green. Gorgeous and my favorite color.

 

Ximena needs to be on a telenovela.

I've been trying to post a pic of my wedding dress but it keeps telling me the file is too large. Mr. Snarkish and I just married last year at age 49. (Our 2nd marriages). I am a size 16 and I wore a hot pink, tea-length lace wrap dress (sounds awful but it was adorable) that I bought off of Amazon.  I rocked that dress, and with alterations it may have set me back 80 bucks. SO, shut up, Rachel and your whining about baby fat. 

[Granny58]

1 minute ago, Marmiarmo said:

I’m old...I got married in 1978 at the age of 18.  My dress was a long, pretty, cream-colored dress that cost all of $40.  Why women feel the need to go into debt for a dress they’ll wear once is beyond me.

Mine was $200 from the JCPenney catalog.

[PityFree]

 Even though her hair was messy, I thought Ximena looked really pretty with no make up and when she smiled when she was laughing there for a bit.

[Auntie Anxiety]

For my wedding, bought a $80 dollar cream colored suit (A-line skirt, sheer blouse, bolero vest) at Loehmann’s. Remember that store?

[HappyDancex2]

I'm angry at Ang for going forward with this charade.  She gleaned and jumped that young dick and then bailed on him.  At the same time I realize that men do this to women all of the time.

[libgirl2]

2 minutes ago, iwasish said:

The top wasn’t bad. The bottom was.... a no.

That is why when I got remarried I didn't want a formal wedding dress but a nice dress that was fancy and looked good on me. $75

Edited September 24, 2018 by libgirl2

[Granny58]

4 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Eczema is literally the shape shifter....she looked great at night at the restaurant, and she looks terrible in the daylight.

I thinks she looks better more natural

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, AussieBabe said:

No more lies, Ricky? Have you told her that you're separated, yet, sir?

That is going to be a GREAT conversation.   

[Armchair Critic]

6 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Why do we see only people that are hard up for money participate in the shinenagans? We never see a anyone who does well financially with an advanced college degree fly to some impovrished country to meet the love of their life.

I guess just like on My 600 Pound Life you see people from lower income/lower class environments because they don't mind embarrassing themselves to get things for free. My family would disown me if I was on one of these reality shows.