90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[peaceknit]

Pole, get some clothes that fit.

[lucy711]

2 minutes ago, PityFree said:

 My guess is Karine is actually pregnant but she was able to fake out the pregnancy test because Paul doesn’t read Portuguese.  But now she needs to hurry up and get Paul to agree to have a baby so she can pretend her pregnancy is his. 

Yes.  And she is young to be THAT desperate for a child.  She acts like a child herself.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Having a baby will be her insurance policy for staying in the US.

[Major Bigtime]

Why in the everlovingfuck is Paul wearing a tie and clothes that are 2 sizes too big?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I think Pole has body dysmorphia.

[CoachWristletJen]

Jesse: "Darcey you do not realize how much I love you... that's why I bought you that beautiful friendship ring."

[Major Bigtime]

I swear, if I had to communicate with my true love via cell phone... I would probably jump off the top of that building.

[kacesq]

I love that Pole and Karine are thinking they can be parents when they don't even speak the same language.

[Brooklynista]

Kreeny has to cement her an American baby daddy. This is gonna be a big preemie.

Edited August 27, 2018 by Brooklynista

[PityFree]

 Famous last words: “having a baby will save our relationship!”

[Major Bigtime]

Just now, Brooklynista said:

Kreeny has to cement her an American baby daddy.

That was her goal all along.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Marine knows the game. She’s playing it like a pro.

[Armchair Critic]

Yup, probably pregnant and needs to quickly get married to Pole

[Quof]

Karine didn't have to lie to Pole about the pregnancy test result.  She just ran it under the faucet, voila, negative result.

[DVDFreaker]

Karine is being stupid right now and her begging looks pathetic 

[HappyDancex2]

Pole looks like he broke into Best Buy and stole the clothes of someone 100 pounds heavier and 1 foot taller.

i can’t believe that Karine thinks Pole is such a catch.  She’s anchor babying him?  Fascinating.

[Neurochick]

Karine wants out of Brazil now and she’ll do anything, including have a baby with this doofus.

[AussieBabe]

Pole and Karine think having a baby would stop them from arguing. Ha. That's when the arguments get real. Parenting is hard enough when you speak the same language. Try using translator apps. I'm banking that she's already pregnant and needs to lock it in now.

[PityFree]

 Why is Tarik dressed like a bellhop?

[charmed1]

It was love at first site for you, Tarik. I can’t believe Darcy, at her age, is crying over some dude with a Kate Gosselin haircut.

Edited August 27, 2018 by charmed1

[snarkish]

2 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

anchor baby

Mr. Snarkish looked over his reading glasses and announced "anchor baby" before I saw your post. LOL

Edited August 27, 2018 by snarkish
copied wrong quote!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I love Hazel. She knows what she wants and is upfront about it.

[LilaFowler]

Tarik is going to meet someone's parents in that tank shirt?

[Scarlett45]

Just now, PityFree said:

 Why is Tarik dressed like a bellhop?

This is too funny. 

 

No Tariq- you didn’t have sex, you JUST MET. Literally JUST MET. 

If consenting adults want to have sex on the first date/meeting that’s fine, but to expect it? Tariq you’re presenting yourself as a creeper. 

[HappyDancex2]

Tarik’s fashion sense is wack.

[PeaceLily2]

Take the hat off, Tarik! 

[AussieBabe]

Tarik...I sincerely hope you've known Hazel longer than a few weeks and that's just a plant from TLC. Otherwise...you need to be slapped.

[Neurochick]

Hazel wants to lock it down as well, poor woman.

[Adeejay]

I can't believe that's what Tarik is wearing to "meet the parents".  What a doofus!  
 

Edited August 27, 2018 by Adeejay

[AussieBabe]

Just now, PeaceLily2 said:

Take the hat off, Tarik! 

NOOO. Leave it on. His hairline is wonky.

[greekmom]

Why is SEX so important to these people?!!?  The just met each other.  Online doesn't count as a "relationship".  

Angela - had sex 3 times as soon as they met

Tarik - didn't have sex

Ricky - barely got a peck on the cheek.

Darcy - doesn't count. 

Pole - wouldn't have sex without STD test and pregnancy test.

[DVDFreaker]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I love Hazel. She knows what she wants and is upfront about it.

Like Anfisa

[Auntie Anxiety]

That’s Tarik’s formal tank top.

[Armchair Critic]

Tarik does not seem to have a lot of common sense, big surprise there I know.

[kacesq]

I really dislike how Tarik keeps listing all he thinks he's done....it's like he expects Hazel to just fall at his feet in gratitude. Dude you've been talking online for a few weeks. Get over yourself. and get some decent clothes.

[Brooklynista]

2 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

Karine wants out of Brazil now and she’ll do anything, including have a baby with this doofus.

My vote says she's trying to put Pole on the hook for some local villagers baby. She already looks preggo puffy.

She's counting on Pole being too stupid to count. He was already too dumb to watch her take the pregnancy test. 

[PeaceLily2]

Just now, AussieBabe said:

NOOO. Leave it on. His hairline is wonky.

I said last week, the top of his head made me crazy!  

[PityFree]

Tarik needs to bite the bullet and just shave his head bald.

[ALittleShelfish]

There's a lot of cardio involved in meeting Hazel's parents.  Methinks Tarik's tanktop comes in handy for this stairmaster trek.

[Neurochick]

1 minute ago, DVDFreaker said:

Like Anfisa

Another witch.

[HappyDancex2]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s Tarik’s formal tank top.

And his formal hat.  Formal buffalo check 

[DVDFreaker]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

It was love at first site for you, Tarik. I can’t believe Darcy, at her age, is crying over some dude with a Kate Gosselin haircut.

Gosselin has Jesse’s hair now?

[Auntie Anxiety]

If the religious cult speaks in tongues, how will we know?

[Adeejay]

Hazel had a child out of wedlock, so a virgin she is not. Her parents need to take several seats.  

[Pepper Mostly]

So, this is the show now? People packing suitcases and climbing stairs? Jesus, lets get on with it! 

[kacesq]

TLC really thinks we're all fascinated by multiples don't they? 

[PeaceLily2]

What is with Jesse’s mini bangs.

[Armchair Critic]

I am already loving John's snarky sister

[ALittleShelfish]

Just now, kacesq said:

TLC really thinks we're all fascinated by multiples don't they? 

Multiples or pimples, take your pick. 

[Neurochick]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

TLC really thinks we're all fascinated by multiples don't they? 

If the ratings are high maybe people are.  There are so many multiple shows on now, they’re not even special.

Edited August 27, 2018 by Neurochick