S10.E18: There's No Place Like Home

[ShawnaLanne]

Dorinda, we know you aren't perfect, lol. Sober John is much better.

[LilaFowler]

3 minutes ago, ancslove said:

Carole!  You can't complain that Bethenny isn't inviting you over to her new apartment, when you clearly just don't like her anymore!  Bethenny is giving the distance Carole says she wants - why is she still upset?  And while I liked Heather (and originally was rooting for a Heather/Bethenny team-up), I'd question how well Heather knows Bethenny.  Heather might be good at reading people, but actually knowing someone is different, and B never let Heather get close.

All I remember from Heather's time on the show was when Bethenny couldn't eat her dinner because there was fish in it and Heather freaked out and started bawling. I've never thought about her since she left and I don't miss her. Yawn.

[QuinnM]

1 minute ago, Thumper said:

Carole kept insisting that Beth was her friend and wouldn't be talking negatively about her at the beginning of the season. She later discovered what Beth was saying.

Carole’s THs were in the can before she ‘discovered’ what Bethenny was saying.  So Carole is just upset that she wasn’t the only one talking shit.

[ShawnaLanne]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Oh speak of the devil...here’s John. Guess they didn’t break up. 

It sounded like they took a Tinsley (break.)

[jaybird2]

1 minute ago, SuprSuprElevated said:

John looks puffier than I remember.  

i was just thinking he's gained a few pounds

[Keywestclubkid]

3 minutes ago, QuinnM said:

Carole’s THs were in the can before she ‘discovered’ what Bethenny was saying.  So Carole is just upset that she wasn’t the only one talking shit.

If you watch her talking heads carole doesn’t start talking shit until after the fight at Dorindas when the have fight #1 of 10000 when she finds out Bethany was talking about her being “puppet” like to Dorinda and Ramona Bethany started episode one TH shitting on Carole 

Edited August 9, 2018 by Keywestclubkid

[KungFuBunny]

11 minutes ago, OldButHappy said:

Love the smokey eye look on you!

Thank you!

First Priv tried giving me the Dorinda...I started screaming at myself

[Neurochick]

Ramona looks badly photoshopped in that picture.  Anti aging indeed.  

[Bronzedog]

14 minutes ago, Steph J said:

Tinsley went to university?  To do what?

Since Tinsley seems like she'd fit in better if we were in the 1950s, I assume she went to get a MRS. degree, as they used to say.

[QuinnM]

So Ramona has a party for the pre launch of the skin care line she’s developing.  So there is no line?  

And Sonja brings her shoes.  Sonja, Sonja, Sonja, never change.

[SuprSuprElevated]

On my island, the term "anti aging" isn't allowed.  On my island, aging is preferred to the alternative of not aging.  Which is dead.

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Wow, Sawnya looks great at Ramona's party.

[pieinmyeye]

Speaking of diarrhea, it’s John!

[ryebread]

5 minutes ago, SuprSuprElevated said:

John looks puffier than I remember.  

Like Dorinda said, she's never known a person to grow so much in six years, as John.

[Thumper]

6 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

All I remember from Heather's time on the show was when Bethenny couldn't eat her dinner because there was fish in it and Heather freaked out and started bawling. I've never thought about her since she left and I don't miss her. Yawn.

I actually thought Heather was rude at the beginning when she followed Ramona around, kind of harassing her, at some event.   Too much for a newbie.

But later, I grew to like her for her forthrightness.

[ShawnaLanne]

Okay, I'm team Ramona with Sonja taking her shoes to Ramona's thing. It's in the same vein as the skinny thing. 

Sonja always has to take a dig at Lu about her size.

Yes, Sonja, don't give them shoes.

Edited August 9, 2018 by ShawnaLanne

[LilaFowler]

2 minutes ago, QuinnM said:

So Ramona has a party for the pre launch of the skin care line she’s developing.  So there is no line?  

And Sonja brings her shoes.  Sonja, Sonja, Sonja, never change.

[Thumper]

Just now, ShawnaLanne said:

Okay, I'm team Ramona with Sonja taking her shoes to Ramona's thing. It's in the same vein as the skinny thing. 

Sonja always has to take a dig at Lunch about her size.

Yes, Sonja, don't give them shoes.

Yes, tacky, rude, and insensitive for Sonja to do that.  

[ShawnaLanne]

Dorinda. Dorinda. Lu has nothing to apologize for. Nothing.

[WhoaWhoKnew]

LuAnn's 796 year old with emphysema laugh in her last TH is terrifying.

She should get that checked out.

[Keywestclubkid]

Did countess just tell Carole she loves her?

[KungFuBunny]

9 minutes ago, jaybird2 said:

i was just thinking he's gained a few pounds

Well Dorinda said he's grown over the last 5 years

[SuprSuprElevated]

Just now, WhoaWhoKnew said:

LuAnn's 796 year old with emphysema laugh in her last TH is terrifying.

She should get that checked out.

What she should do is lose the cigarette habit.

[ShawnaLanne]

Next week looks. Craaaazy. Slurinda is back, her makeup looks heavier than Tinsley's, and Ramona goes off on B.

Edited August 9, 2018 by ShawnaLanne

[SuprSuprElevated]

The preview of the evening at the cabaret...

Dorinda really does wear her inebriation all over her face.  She gets this...homicidal look on her face.

[KungFuBunny]

2 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

Next week looks. Craaaazy. Slurinda is back, her makeup looks heavier than Tinsley's, and Ramona goes off on B.

Luann: Dorinda you're drunk

Dorinda:

And then Dorinda will go straight for the jugular:

[Straycat80]

This episode was boring, too much talk about poop. Can’t wait for next week, Sonja’s oops on purpose flashing her ass to the audience at the caberet show. And another Lu/Dorina fight. 

[Bronzedog]

Between the boat trip, Bethenny complaining about dirty accommodations, and now, endless diarrhea, Columbia is probably thrilled the ladies visited there.

it will be really sexy next week if Sonja flashes the crowd while wearing a diaper.

Edited August 9, 2018 by Bronzedog

[chewycandy]

6 minutes ago, ShawnaLanne said:

 and Ramona goes off on B.

While Carole sits by looking defeated. I wonder what that’s about.

[pieinmyeye]

12 minutes ago, ryebread said:

Like Dorinda said, she's never known a person to grow so much in six years, as John.

Hahahahahaha!!

[Lemons]

I got my ice cream and turned on the show as they were showing clips from last week.  Just as I put my first bite of chocolate brownie ice cream into my mouth, the screen zooms in on a shit streaked floor.  Thanks show. 

Edited August 9, 2018 by Lemons

[b2H]

Good thing the finale is next week.

Half the cast isn’t talking to the other half.  Anyone notice that Bethenny interacted with maybe two cast members tonight?  At least there was no caterwauling from anyone.

[mytmo]

Luanne who is still sick is sitting on the counter?!  What she shits roses?

[absolutelyido]

1 hour ago, Keywestclubkid said:

The house isn’t fabulous enough for the countess lady you were just arrested jump off that high horse 

I thought Luann was incredibly rude about Ramona's remodel. Very neutral and a little sparse, but I thought it looked good. Ramona's house was very dated before, and I think she gave it a nice update. 

[SCS]

1 hour ago, LilaFowler said:

[BloggerAloud]

I am beyond disappointed that this episode wasn't titled "Shit Talking"

[Duke2801]

26 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

All I remember from Heather's time on the show was when Bethenny couldn't eat her dinner because there was fish in it and Heather freaked out and started bawling. I've never thought about her since she left and I don't miss her. Yawn.

Sounds like a bit of revisionist history, but sure. 

[SCS]

1 hour ago, Thumper said:

Yes, tacky, rude, and insensitive for Sonja to do that.  

[ShawnaLanne]

1 minute ago, SCS said:

Oh God, who is worse at following through, Sheree or Sonja?

I wish I had the kind of money and connections to throw ideas out into the world and see what sticks. And I would follow through.

Sonja has some huge cajones though. Look at that narcissistic hustle, in Ramona's party.

[SuprSuprElevated]

Is it in their contracts that they fawn over each other whenever they greet?  I mean, I compliment people, but I don't compliment every button and bow the way these women do.  

Also, the lingo they all use...you can tell they're all in or have been in therapy for extended periods of time, lol.  

[ryebread]

At Byte Lab, when Lu was describing how awful and sterile and white Ramona's renovation is, she could've been talking about Beth's new place.

Then she goes on to diss Moaner's white, white kitchen.  Beth looked down and away like, "sounds like mine".  But you know Lu is going to sashay into Beth's kitchen and say, "This is gorrrrrrgeous.  The white is so chic."

[LilaFowler]

2 minutes ago, BloggerAloud said:

I am beyond disappointed that this episode wasn't titled "Shit Talking"

Doris is one of the worst offenders of that. She's sitting in Bethenny's new apartment, kissing her ass and gushing over the place, and in about 30 minutes we'll see her shit-talking Bethenny to Carole. She really is the epitome of a 'frenemy.' It's crazy how before this season started, she was maybe my fave housewife on this series and now I can't stand the sight of her.

9 minutes ago, b2H said:

Good thing the finale is next week.

Half the cast isn’t talking to the other half.  Anyone notice that Bethenny interacted with maybe two cast members tonight?  At least there was no caterwauling from anyone.

I mean, at least Bethenny does interesting things (not just meals) with people: the lipstick making thing with Lu, the jeans factory thing with Sonja, the apartment with Doris. She at least organizes things. What would she do with Ramona (who hates her), Carole (who hates her) or Tinsley (who is a vapid waste of space with no conversation)?

[WhoaWhoKnew]

33 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

All I remember from Heather's time on the show was when Bethenny couldn't eat her dinner because there was fish in it and Heather freaked out and started bawling. I've never thought about her since she left and I don't miss her. Yawn.

Wasn't it Bethenny who freaked out and started bawling?

I do remember Heather being annoying and overbearing though.

Edited August 9, 2018 by WhoaWhoKnew

[LilaFowler]

5 minutes ago, Duke2801 said:

Sounds like a bit of revisionist history, but sure. 

Nah. It's what happened.

[StevieRocks]

25 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

Bwah! How dreadful!

[SuprSuprElevated]

2 minutes ago, ryebread said:

At Byte Lab, when Lu was describing how awful and sterile and white Ramona's renovation is, she could've been talking about Beth's new place.

Then she goes on to diss Moaner's white, white kitchen.  Beth looked down and away like, "sounds like mine".  But you know Lu is going to sashay into Beth's kitchen and say, "This is gorrrrrrgeous.  The white is so chic."

Beth's was a touch more interesting, and not nearly as austere as Ramona's.  To me, Ramona's looked more like a home that was staged to be a rental, which it is I guess.

Edited August 9, 2018 by SuprSuprElevated

[breezy424]

34 minutes ago, QuinnM said:

Carole’s THs were in the can before she ‘discovered’ what Bethenny was saying.  So Carole is just upset that she wasn’t the only one talking shit.

I don't think there's anyway to know that the TH's were in the can except if Carole stated it.

[jaybird2]

i need help.  the shows don'r appear when log on to ptf...the only way i can get my shows is to go to notifications and open those.  it only happens on this computer.

[QQQQ]

[QuinnM]

2 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

I mean, at least Bethenny does interesting things (not just meals) with people: the lipstick making thing with Lu, the jeans factory thing with Sonja, the apartment with Doris. She at least organizes things. What would she do with Ramona (who hates her), Carole (who hates her) or Tinsley (who is a vapid waste of space with no conversation)?

Hahaha, you’re killing me.  And there was Carole, noting in her TH that in the old days she would have been the first to B’s new place.  But of course she was completely unaware that there was any problems with she and Bethenny until this season started to wire.  (Insert eye roll)

[SuprSuprElevated]

"Carole and I are like burnt marinara sauce".  

Um, okay Beth.