S08.E21: Hallway to Hell (Drama’s for Nerds Part 2)

[druzy]

Drama’s for Nerds Part 2: Hallway to Hell (I put Hallway to Hell in the thread title first so it wouldn't be confused with last week's episode).

After her blow up with Kail, Briana continues defending herself with Brittany’s help.

Jenelle and David return for a monstrous showdown with Nathan and Barb.

Kail, Leah and Chelsea try to get Jenelle and Briana kicked off the show.

[Calm81]

Cue the more accurate details of what happens in this next episode by the lovely @Kazu...I’m inpatiently patiently waiting on your take. ?

Edited May 19, 2018 by Calm81
It’s cue not que ??‍♀️

[Kazu]

5 hours ago, Calm81 said:

Cue the more accurate details of what happens in this next episode by the lovely @Kazu...I’m inpatiently patiently waiting on your take. ?

You are such a sweetheart. :-)

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Drama’s for Nerds Part 2: Hallway to Hell (I put Hallway to Hell in the thread title first so it wouldn't be confused with last week's episode).

It is PERFECT! In fact, I thought it was part of the episode title. I thought my guide had edited it out because it was too long.

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After her blow up with Kail, Briana continues defending herself with Brittany’s help.

Jenelle and David return for a monstrous showdown with Nathan and Barb.

Kail, Leah and Chelsea try to get Jenelle and Briana kicked off the show.

After her blow up with Kail, Briana continues to ante up the drama by bringing back-up to help stir up more shit as the MTV producers salivate at what they are capturing on camera.

Dumb Fuck #1 and Dumb Fuck #2 continue to go on the attack against Jace's mom and Kaiser's sperm-donor.

The Three Stooges try to get the sperm-dumpster twins, Dumb Fuck #1 and Spread Them Cheeks Briana, fired from Teen Mom. Never mind the fact Kail and Leah shouldn't be throwing stones in a glass house.

[BitterApple]

Lmfao, at Kail, Chelsea and Leah trying to get Jenelle and Briana kicked off the show. Like Teen Mom is some high brow franchise reserved for only the classiest members of society. 

[druzy]

7 hours ago, Kazu said:

It is PERFECT! In fact, I thought it was part of the episode title. I thought my guide had edited it out because it was too long.

@Kazu it is part of the episode title but I changed it around. The episode title is Drama is for Nerds Part 2: Hallway to Hell. ?

7 hours ago, Kazu said:

After her blow up with Kail, Briana continues to ante up the drama by bringing back-up to help stir up more shit as the MTV producers salivate at what they are capturing on camera.

Dumb Fuck #1 and Dumb Fuck #2 continue to go on the attack against Jace's mom and Kaiser's sperm-donor.

The Three Stooges try to get the sperm-dumpster twins, Dumb Fuck #1 and Spread Them Cheeks Briana, fired from Teen Mom. Never mind the fact Kail and Leah shouldn't be throwing stones in a glass house.

???

[druzy]

[SPLAIN]

Oh, so MTV is trying to play up the AC/DC song with that title? Douchebags. The way these girls wear rock band t-shirts and now MTV is using classic songs for their episode titles, makes me want to vomit.

@druzy thanks for being on top of things and sharing these videos.

See there, that conversation seems to infer the opposite of what Kail put out there to Nessa. Javi is making it clear he wants nothing to do with Kail, but Kail being the liar that she is and being desperate to want to have some guy want her, she has to put out there that Javi is wanting to reconcile. It is obvious Kail is the one who wants a reconciliation, but is taking it very personal that her former husband WHO SHE CHEATED ON doesn't want to go down that route again and is moving on with Briana. Kail would be mad regardless.

Edited May 20, 2018 by SPLAIN

[Kellyee]

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Lmfao, at Kail, Chelsea and Leah trying to get Jenelle and Briana kicked off the show. Like Teen Mom is some high brow franchise reserved for only the classiest members of society. 

Chelsea and Leah are boring as hell this season. And Kail only has a storyline because of Brianna. The only interesting crap this season was with Brianna and Jenelle. The others should be thanking God for their drama. They wouldn't be continuing to get paid otherwise. 

[SheTalksShit]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

Actually, I like Briana’s nose better before. Not that is matters what I think, so long as she’s happy, but yeah. 

[Emmierose]

Ewww. Watching that clip and seeing Briana heartily chew sideways and then respond to that guy with a mouth full of food was so fucking foul.   

[littleB1rdy]

Briana and her family are so pathetic. You know you can’t fight so you gotta have your family jump in your fights for you. None of the Coven hoes have any friends or men who stick around, notice that? Brittany is just as weak and pathetic as Briana for sneaking Kail from behind. If you really thought you were so badass like you like to portray, you’d square up like a real woman. 

 

These dumb bitches really make me root for Kail

[Kazu]

There are no badasses or real women when it comes to Kanal, Briana, Brittany and Roxanne.

[druzy]

[druzy]

[druzy]

Shut up Briana.

Bone walked right into the Coven's room with confidence. Briana waited until Bone was halfway down the Hallway to Hell to start yelling. The Coven are all talk.

Chelsea looked horrified. 

I feel bad for Leah. She is so scared of the Coven. To be honest if push came to shove Leah probably can hold her own.

I love Barb.

[druzy]

Should Watson be near Lux if Lux hasn't been vaccinated? 

[Brooklynista]

Briana is the definition of class I tell ya. Dropping F bombs while holding her baby in her arms.? And smartly waiting for Bone to be waaayyyy down the hall before dropping them.

[FairyDusted]

? “Ok...I got the 1,23.   *waves* 

[druzy]

These stupid producers are giving them all the power. Don't ask. Tell!

[FairyDusted]

Poor Kai?    *KAISER*

Edited May 24, 2018 by FairyDusted
No way Kwale

[Brooklynista]

Janell really can go from Zero to Victim at warp speed.

David is another one who likes to talk shit at a distance but gets quiet when stepped to. He clammed his ass right up when Nathan opened that door.

Edited May 22, 2018 by Brooklynista

[FairyDusted]

23 minutes ago, druzy said:

Should Watson be near Lux if Lux hasn't been vaccinated? 

Watson has shots so it’s all good for limited contact. Kwale said Lux east old enough so why bring him? I haven’t seen the boys. 

[missy jo]

It's bad enough we have to suffer through the reunion itself, but we've now had two additional regular episodes devoted to it. 

The producers should have taken Kail, Leah and Chelsea up on their offer. Replace them with some of the trainwrecks from Young and Pregnant. 

[FairyDusted]

All this shit cuz Barb HUGGED someone! 

[TexasGal]

31 minutes ago, Brooklynista said:

Briana is the definition of class I tell ya. Dropping F bombs while holding her baby in her arms.? And smartly waiting for Bone to be waaayyyy down the hall before dropping them.

OMG, so pathetic.  

Seriously, I think the Coven all need to be medicated.  They go from screaming to crying at the drop of a hat.

Chelsea’s face when she stepped into the hall was classic.  Best wtf face ever.

Edited May 22, 2018 by TexasGal

[druzy]

UBT didn't want Jenelle to call the cops because he was so high. 

[druzy]

UBT isn't getting in the car because he's too messed up to drive not because he misses Kaiser lol

[VioletNevermind]

For the first time since I started watching this craptastic show, I felt bad tonight for watching.  When the drama only involves the girls, I don’t care. They’re grown women.  They can be as trashy and pathetic as they like and it only hurts them.  But when I see tiny, bald heads bobbing around helplessly between two screaming, cursing, grown-ass women lunging at each other, we have a serious problem.  That’s just plain abusive, in my opinion.  Their poor babies deserve better.

Every one of these women who threatened to leave the show should have been shown the fucking door.  As if they would leave.  Someone needs to pump the brakes on these bitches and remind them who paid for their huge houses and fancy cars.  I see at least three girls who would be working minimum wage jobs right now if not for MTV.  If you want to air your dirty laundry for public consumption, you’d better be ready to show all of it or head back home. 

Edited May 22, 2018 by SuzyLee

[A-Lo]

Violence vs. non-violence.  So sad.  The coven needs to pack it up and go away.  How did Brittany get such a huge role in this show anyway?

[Linny]

Alright, so, "Hallway to Hell" could more accurately be described as "hallway of histrionics," because Briana and Brittany made a whole lot of fuss out of something pretty minor. I can kind of understand why Briana got upset; she was venting to her friends and trying to cool off when Bone of Contention appeared and reopened the wound by pleading Kail as the injured party. But Briana stalking down the hall screaming threats while holding her baby is just so tacky and unwarranted for the situation. It's stuff like this that makes it hard for me to fully like Briana, though I still prefer her over Kail any day of the week.

Kail was totally misleading in her account of the drama. Briana didn't accost her out of nowhere, and Kail gave as good as she got. It also drives me crazy how Kail consistently refuses to discuss important shit on camera, and I absolutely think it's so there's no record to contradict her manipulation of the details. Her threat to walk away from the show and incite its demise was so laughable, as if she's some rare specimen and couldn't be replaced in five minutes time by any other mouthy fool who failed sex-ed. 

"You know, I've had enough of you! Enough. Of. You." Thank you, Doris, for speaking for the people. I've had quite enough of David's aggressive power plays and his incessant need to egg on all of Jenelle's worst impulses. I agree with Barb, David escalates everything and makes everyone reach their boiling point much more quickly. Jenelle is horrible enough on her on, but add in David and she becomes even more abhorrent. It was actually really sad hearing Barb and Nathan talk about how disconnected she is from the kids due to Jenelle and David. They're wreaking so much havoc on so many lives and don't realize or care about the damage they're causing.

[CookieChica]

I came in for the last 15 minutes after missing last week's episode and this appeared to just be a show where Janelle pops into rooms to scream at people and threaten to call the cops. 

[TexasGal]

Jenelle gets everyone riled up, calls David to back her up, threatens to call the cops - then stalks off with David spewing her love story about happy they are and its so ridiculous that everyone is just angry.  Wow.  They are crazyville.

[mscav]

I think I'm out for this season.  I love a trash tv trainwreck but this was uncomfortable.  This was not entertaining.  I just wanted someone,  anyone,  to round up every kid in that place and take them chuck e cheese or something to get away from all those trashbag "adults". This feels like watching child abuse.

[shouldbedancing]

Hmmm... I don't know how I feel about this. Kail says she didn't sign up for this garbage. But she is the garbage and Jerry Springer. I do agree that it's too much, but it's drama of their own making. David is so scary I'm holding my breath when he's in the scene. I'm not having fun watching this. It's too much... horribleness. Nathan choked out his girlfriend and I'm rooting for him? Yeah, this show is beyond messed up with these type of people on it. They're all trash.

[FlowerofCarnage]

I don't blame Barb one bit for losing it! Those two are so infuriating, causing all that drama over a hug. You want nothing to do with me but want to police who interact with? 

I am tired of Kail and this no camera thing. Nope, nice try! You're trying to control the narrative and I don't blame Briana or Javi for not falling for it. And this insistence about how everything is so trashy now? Are these girls allergic to self-awareness. You know Kail, you have a three piece and none of those pieces come from the same chicken. A lot of people find that to be trashy. 

 

The Coven is ...well, the Coven.  At least Brittany does have some self-awareness regarding her behavior.

[Quilty]

I think Barb should stop filming and as Jace's guardian she could probably make sure Jace doesn't film either. That would take a big chunk of Janelle's story away. 

[woodscommaelle]

14 minutes ago, shouldbedancing said:

David is so scary I'm holding my breath when he's in the scene. 

Just his head peering over the fence at the beginning? That was nightmare material. Reminded me of Jack Nicholson in The Shining. 

Edited May 22, 2018 by woodscommaelle

[Coffeewinewater]

12 minutes ago, Linny said:

Alright, so, "Hallway to Hell" could more accurately be described as "hallway of histrionics," because Briana and Brittany made a whole lot of fuss out of something pretty minor. I can kind of understand why Briana got upset; she was venting to her friends and trying to cool off when Bone of Contention appeared and reopened the wound by pleading Kail as the injured party. But Briana stalking down the hall screaming threats while holding her baby is just so tacky and unwarranted for the situation. It's stuff like this that makes it hard for me to fully like Briana, though I still prefer her over Kail any day of the week.

Kail was totally misleading in her account of the drama. Briana didn't accost her out of nowhere, and Kail gave as good as she got. It also drives me crazy how Kail consistently refuses to discuss important shit on camera, and I absolutely think it's so there's no record to contradict her manipulation of the details. Her threat to walk away from the show and incite its demise was so laughable, as if she's some rare specimen and couldn't be replaced in five minutes time by any other mouthy fool who failed sex-ed. 

"You know, I've had enough of you! Enough. Of. You." Thank you, Doris, for speaking for the people. I've had quite enough of David's aggressive power plays and his incessant need to egg on all of Jenelle's worst impulses. I agree with Barb, David escalates everything and makes everyone reach their boiling point much more quickly. Jenelle is horrible enough on her on, but add in David and she becomes even more abhorrent. It was actually really sad hearing Barb and Nathan talk about how disconnected she is from the kids due to Jenelle and David. They're wreaking so much havoc on so many lives and don't realize or care about the damage they're causing.

Omg this. why the hell did this bone walk in there looking for fight?  That's exactly what she did. Kail can call it Jerry Springer but she created the environment.  Her Diva behavior,  not wanting to be around Brianna.  Brianna texted her and tried to squash the drama but nope Kail had to be just loud enough every time Brianna was around to let her know she didn't want her around. So f off Kail. I don't even like Brianna but can't stand kail.  Trying to get Leah and Chelsea to walk off the show for her bullshit GTFO .

Janelle : oh her poor children all the screaming and fighting being stuck in the middle of all that actually made my heart hurt. Way to throw Jace into an awkward situation  janell. (Asking him to get kaiser) 

Edited May 22, 2018 by Coffeewinewater

[Cherry Cola]

Janelle absolutely thrives on the chaos.  It's disturbing.  Some really bad acting at the end when David just wanted to hug Kaiser.  Sure ya did.  Jenelle wanted to fight more, that's why she wasn't in the car yet.  What an absolute shit show.  Poor babies.  

[nasir jones]

On 5/20/2018 at 4:13 PM, littleB1rdy said:

 

These dumb bitches really make me root for Kail

Not even remotely possible for me.  Can you imagine if the Bone thing happened in reverse... Brittany strolls into Kail's dressing room UNINVITED and starts questioning people aggressively in front of Kail's children?  Kail would've claimed injured party status for the next 700 years.  Kail won't even let producers and cameramen in her dressing room.

Like someone else said, this Hallway To Hell just made me feel bad about watching this trainwreck of a series.  I really need to read a book or something.

Edited May 22, 2018 by nasir jones

[CookieChica]

11 minutes ago, shouldbedancing said:

Hmmm... I don't know how I feel about this. Kail says she didn't sign up for this garbage. But she is the garbage and Jerry Springer. I do agree that it's too much, but it's drama of their own making. David is so scary I'm holding my breath when he's in the scene. I'm not having fun watching this. It's too much... horribleness. Nathan choked out his girlfriend and I'm rooting for him? Yeah, this show is beyond messed up with these type of people on it. They're all trash.

They up the ante with more and more terrible people that you can't even remember why the original ones were bad. I mean, seriously, was Kiefer so bad? Seriously. I can't even remember if he was actually that bad. 

[heatherchandler]

7 minutes ago, CookieChica said:

They up the ante with more and more terrible people that you can't even remember why the original ones were bad. I mean, seriously, was Kiefer so bad? Seriously. I can't even remember if he was actually that bad. 

Not until the meth lab!

... and the heroin, I guess the heroin wasn’t great.

[ghoulina]

Okay, I don't like Kail and she certainly is not innocent in all this. I couldn't believe she was clutching her pearls over the "Jerry Springer" behavior, when she was throttling her husband on camera just a few years ago. BUT....I will say that the addition of Brianna and her family has taken this to a whole other level of trash. 

Brittany charging down the hallway...and Chelsea's scared face! What a disaster. 

And then Javi wants to talk to Kail alone and Brianna insists on coming. She is gamey AF. She is totally trying to make a point; it's so obvious. And her little, "I don't get why she'd be upset" is getting old. I don't think Kail owns Javi, but anyone could see how awkward this situation is.

 

Then you have Jenelle and David. The great charade. Constantly telling everyone how in love and happy they are, but David tells her to leave and she goes running. She acts like it's a two way street, but he controls her. 

Of course she comes back. And when she's leaving the second time she has to stop at every fucking door and start screaming at people in front of her son. Then act all concerned about his welfare. Bitch please. 

Oh, and David's tears over Kai? Someone give that dude a Razzie award. 

I wasn't pleased with Nathan either. First of all, put some clothes on. You have muscles, we get it. But this ain't the damn gym. Second, he was such an ass to Jace. It was bad enough that Jenelle had to put a KID in the uncomfortable position of having to get his brother. But then Nathan was all, "we're good" in a totally dismissive way. He could have said, "Hey, Jace. Good to see you, buddy. I'm sorry, but Kaiser is going to have to stay in here, because it's my weekend, okay?" Ugh. 

He thinks he looks all good now because David is in the picture. But I see you, Nathan. (I'd still root for his roided ass to beat the shit out of David...when the kids aren't around. "Body is a weapon of mass destruction" my ass. )

Edited May 22, 2018 by ghoulina

[Quilty]

Oh hi Janelle. If you weren't such a cunt maybe you could hug your mom too.

[FairyDusted]

2 minutes ago, Quilty said:

Oh hi Janelle. If you weren't such a cunt maybe you could hug your mom too.

Lmao? great signature line!

[ghoulina]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

These stupid producers are giving them all the power. Don't ask. Tell!

The way they just follow them around, beg for even the slightest cooperation, and laugh off their horrible behavior...it's like all of MTV has Stockholm Syndrome. 

 

28 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

Jenelle gets everyone riled up, calls David to back her up, threatens to call the cops - then stalks off with David spewing her love story about happy they are and its so ridiculous that everyone is just angry.  Wow.  They are crazyville.

She calls David, to ostensibly come "handle" Nathan - while Nathan is HOLDING her son in his arms!!! She's a sick bitch. 

[Kazu]

58 minutes ago, druzy said:

UBT didn't want Jenelle to call the cops because he was so high. 

Definitely, Chelsea took sides in this reunion. She took KAISER'S side.

Fuck you MTV for hiding the fact that a caring and loving mother took control of a child's welfare because his own "mother" won't.  Fuck you, too Jenelle.

Edited May 22, 2018 by Kazu

[snarts]

Hear me out, I kinda understood where Kail/Leah/Chelsea were coming from. Janelle's posse & the Coven up the histronics/threat of violence.  I would've been pissed had I brought my children to the reunion only to be trapped with them in my dressing room while crazy people roamed the hallways . I wish they would've approached the producers with those concerns rather than threatening to quit 

Of course, the simplest solution would be to have only the teen moms come to reunion, no friends or family members. But then they would've been short two episodes this season....

[Quilty]

Those coven bitches are all talk. Briana threatens to smack the shit out of bone. While holding her baby! Yeah sure you will tough guy. She don't do shit. Then big sis starts shit in the hallway knowing security is all over her. Big talker?

[geauxaway]

I just could never imagine this being my life.   Comparing it to Jerry Springer?  As far as I can remember, he never involved small kids.  This is sick.  There is no one there watching out for these babies and keeping them from being exposed to this insanity.  Do you bring your kids to the bar???  Because I’m sure it’s a lot more civil than this circus.  Disgusting and the definition of trash.  Chelsea, Jo, Corey, and Gary are above it but until one of them walks away COMPLETELY and puts their foot down, it’s gonna continue.  I think it sounds like Jo (and Vee) are our next year.  Maybe to the extent Corey has removed himself.  Has aniyone but meth fuck Adam straight up quit?  It’s high time.