S06.E21: Welcome to TomTom

[OnceSane]

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Sandoval and Schwartz give their friends a sneak peek at TomTom; Lisa must decide Jax's future at SUR; James receives huge news about his DJ career; Stassi introduces Lisa to her boyfriend with catastrophically awkward results.

[nexxie]

I’m hoping Stassi (who is no prize herself) kicks lame-ass Patrick to the curb!

[Mahamid Frauded Me]

Geez, its about time this season ended, its been on since early December- I need to gear up for Below Deck - 

Will Tom Tom ever open up ?

Will Stassi's new boyfriend be better than douche canoe Patrick

Will Lala continue to drink from the bottle

and will Scheana Marie find someone else that can hang a TV faster than Rob, cause like you know she timed it

[chenoa333]

45 minutes ago, Mahamid Frauded Me said:

Geez, its about time this season ended, its been on since early December- I need to gear up for Below Deck - 

Will Tom Tom ever open up ?

Will Stassi's new boyfriend be better than douche canoe Patrick

Will Lala continue to drink from the bottle

and will Scheana Marie find someone else that can hang a TV faster than Rob, cause like you know she timed it

Haha! I agree! Don't forget " when will Brittany dump puffy faced Jax". If it wasn't for the beautiful scenery of LVP's restaurants, her home and L.A. at night....I doubt I would watch. 

[ivygirl]

Ugh. Lisa. If you’re tired of Jax skating by on second chances, STOP GIVING HIM SECOND CHANCES.

 

Ken didn’t look eager to go to the party. He’s all, “Can I send Giggy in my place?”

[nexxie]

Wow, that’s a lot of make-up Brittany uses to get that fresh-faced, country girl look!

[ivygirl]

1 minute ago, nexxie said:

Wow, that’s a lot of make-up Brittany uses to get that fresh-faced, country girl look!

I kept looking at their makeup to figure out what they used... I spied some Too Faced Peach, plus Makeup Forever. :)

[Fiero425]

3 hours ago, nexxie said:

I’m hoping Stassi (who is no prize herself) kicks lame-ass Patrick to the curb!

I hope they hang together for a while longer so she'll know how it feels to be manipulated and walked on! ;-)

15 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Wow, that’s a lot of make-up Brittany uses to get that fresh-faced, country girl look!

It's being on TV; help is needed so a person doesn't look all washed out! All of then have to layer it on; even Lala who's the most photogenic IMO! ;-)

[chenoa333]

Was that Heather (the wife of one of the Josh's from Million Dollar Listing L.A.) at the Tom Tom party?

Gawd I can't stand JaxAss

[nexxie]

That wasn’t a very convincing “love you too” from Patrick.

[Fiero425]

Just now, nexxie said:

That wasn’t a very convincing “love you too” from Patrick.

He's in charge instead of Stassi; a new way of seeing her! She's being abused and doesn't even realize it! ;-(

[Steph J]

Does anyone know what Schwartz's actual role at TomTom is supposed to be? Sandoval, I think, could perform a managerial role (and, I assume, he's also going to be bartending - at least while the place gets off the ground?) but I wouldn't trust Schwartz to manage his own sock drawer, let alone a business.  What is he bringing to this aside from his investment?

[whydoievencare]

Patrick is totally obnoxious...to everyone.  What an ass.

[nexxie]

They must’ve edited the good stuff out of that bit with Lisa, Stassi and Patrick.

[ivygirl]

Just now, Steph J said:

Does anyone know what Schwartz's actual role at TomTom is supposed to be? Sandoval, I think, could perform a managerial role (and, I assume, he's also going to be bartending - at least while the place gets off the ground?) but I wouldn't trust Schwartz to manage his own sock drawer, let alone a business.  What is he bringing to this aside from his investment?

Without him, it’d just be “Tom”?

My real theories:

• He will be the schmoozer

• Lisa knows he’s a draw and that people will come to see him 

• It’s kind of a favor to Katie (whom she loves)

[farmgal4]

Welp, I guess Stassi took both of those Xanax. ?

[whydoievencare]

Jax is such a deep person:  "when you love someone you set them free".  God, he's such a sweaty tool.

[nexxie]

It’s so disappointing that Brittany has gone back with Jax - she just had to speak with him; he’s like a magnet to her. Ugh!

[ivygirl]

Hey Patrick: I hate to see you coming, but I love to watch you walk away!

[rho]

5 minutes ago, Steph J said:

Does anyone know what Schwartz's actual role at TomTom is supposed to be? Sandoval, I think, could perform a managerial role (and, I assume, he's also going to be bartending - at least while the place gets off the ground?) but I wouldn't trust Schwartz to manage his own sock drawer, let alone a business.  What is he bringing to this aside from his investment?

That's my thought. Sandoval is putting A LOT of effort into the cocktail menu. Schwartz basically saunters around repeating what everyone else says.

But I do think he'd be okay as front of the house. And hopefully he will learn. If Lisa does her job alright, Schwartz should be able to handle all the day to day stuff she and Ken don't want to deal with anymore. He needs to be the Guillermo/Nathalie of TomTom.

[nexxie]

Patrick is a complete ass - Stassi is definitely cray, to say the least.

[Jel]

Giggy tummy sighting!

[ivygirl]

Oh good grief, Jax. “That’s a lovely dress you’re wearing tonight, Mrs. Cleaver Vanderpump.”

I hate the way he deflects by saying “I’m awful. I ruin everything.” He doesn’t really mean it and he’s just saying it to get sympathy and “oh, you’re not that bad!”

Edited May 1, 2018 by ivygirl

[mbaywife123]

Someone please get Stassis little brother on the phone!

[nexxie]

Jax has serious psychological problems and may not be able to change.

[dosodog]

Ever since Kristen pointed out that she looks like those blow up thingys at used car lots, discount mattress places, etc., I totally see it.  The black pant suit outfit, with wide legs really brings out the gangly, fluidiness of her body.

I can't believe I'm about to say this. But.  Heavy sigh.  You deserve someone who is actually interested in you Schaena.  But you smother all the oxygen in a relationship.  So....run Schaena boy toys.  Run!

The drinks look interesting, but can I just have a plain, chilled shot of tequila?  No hipster additives please....

Heh!  Ken says wee wee.  Something funny about a guy like Ken saying wee wee.  Gruff men and pets.  Makes me swoony. 

Patrick is a limp, wet noodle.  No fun, boring, pompous, arrogant.

 Stassi is completely high on the Xanax.  Patrick is picking a fight with LVP.  Why?  Why do you love Patrick?  You really have low self esteem Stassi.  Let Katie be your mentor to a life of zen.

Hey!  Ariana's best moments in one, quick little flashback. She is so precious.  Can she become a friend of the show again?  Please?

I stopped caring about Brittany and Jax.  If I ever cared.....Bored now tm Willow

Ball dropping at your age Schwartz isn't so sexy......jes saying......

Rawr!  Ponytail Peter! 

Bring on the reunion! 

[FlyingEgret]

Does Jax walk like a duck?

[WhosThatGirl]

Seriously, Stassi at one point in time thought Patrick was better than Jax? And look Jax is a gaslighted but Patrick is just as bad. If not worse. Watching that scene at pump and Stassis behavior and her “he blocks me on all social media but I still love him”. Whoa.

[chewycandy]

Brittany touches and plays with her hair way too much. Just leave it alone girl. It looks greasy at the roots (as a result)? 

Yes, Stassi, you’re cray, and have low self-esteem for wanting to be with this dude. Lisa can tell he’s an ass from the get go. 

[Duke2801]

24 minutes ago, whydoievencare said:

Patrick is totally obnoxious...to everyone.  What an ass.

He’s the literal embodiment of The Worst. 

Followed closely by Jax.

Stassi sure knows how to pick ‘em! I did LOL at the flashback to her colorful explanation of how she would kill Jax. 

In hindsight, I appreciate how mean she was to that jerk in seasons 1-2.  He deserved all of that, and more. That’s why it’s so odd to me that she seems to let Patrick and his douchiness steamroll right over her. 

[mbaywife123]

9 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Does Jax walk like a duck?

Did you mean a dick instead of a duck, if so then YES is the answer.

[snarts]

That's it? 

Why did I think, from the season preview, that we'd get to see the Stassi/Patrick break-up on the day of their big anniversary trip??? Gah,  he's such a douche.

Were Tom & Ariana touching tongues?

[chenoa333]

37 minutes ago, whydoievencare said:

Jax is such a deep person:  "when you love someone you set them free".  God, he's such a sweaty tool.

Yes! And he always tries to flip things to make Brittany feel guilty and sorry for him with his redundant comments of " you deserve better than me". Boo hoo fucking hoo JaxAss...you are almost 40 years old old and you have the maturity of a 12 year old. Please Lisa...fire him and tell him to NEVER to return to any of your establishments.

Edited May 1, 2018 by chenoa333
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[mbaywife123]

Haha, the look on Sheenas face when Rob ignored her "cutesy" attempts for his attention about the pink construction hard hat were priceless, she was totally shut down and left hanging and then went over to the corner to take selfies for her vapid ego validation.

Edited May 1, 2018 by mbaywife123
Forgot some words.

[farmgal4]

14 minutes ago, snarts said:

That's it? 

Why did I think, from the season preview, that we'd get to see the Stassi/Patrick break-up on the day of their big anniversary trip??? Gah,  he's such a douche.

Were Tom & Ariana touching tongues?

Yes. ?

32 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

Does Jax walk like a duck?

His left foot turns inward (pigeon-toed) when he walks.  I noticed it tonight.

[Marley]

Patrick is such a douche. I don’t see what Stassi ever saw in him. He’s an arrogant dick who thinks he’s smarter and better then everyone but he’s not. Why was Stassi apologizing to him so much? It’s like an abusive relationship. Glad they are no longer a couple.

[mbaywife123]

I wish LVP would had said to Patrick "well sir' you appear to be a total ass  be sure to get a good look at my ass as I walk away since that is all you will ever see of me from this point forward is my backside".

[ticklemepink]

Yikes at Stassi. Never date your heroes, especially if your hero is a z-list mansplaining vocabulary-misusing podcaster with a ton of baggage and a manbun. 

[rideashire]

Stassi.....what....are you doing?

She should have broken up with him on the spot after he made the 700th comment about Lisa's ass. What a jerk. He was really enjoying making everyone uncomfortable (mostly his girlfriend, I think Lisa just wanted to punt him). I can't believe I'm saying this but I actually feel sorry for Stassi. It's odd and sad to see her seeking approval from this douche.

[Pringlescan]

First Jax is a complete tool and this is by no means in defense of his actions as he deserves everything he gets..... but does anyone else with the girls not named Brittney should mind their own business about their relationship? I find it highly annoying you have that gaggle of messy chicks who can't get their own crap together bagging on Jax and Brittney and basically trying to push her in the direction they want. If those two want to work it out let them FFS. It's always annoyed me how groups of so called friends do this type of mob mentality they always do. Again Jax is a tool but damn leave them alone to their own devices.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Oh, dear. Billie’s extensions.

Watching Rob ignore Scheana is giving me life. 

[mbaywife123]

So over the Jax & Brit storyline and their equally bad acting skills.

[RedDelicious]

Ariana is so fake and gross.  Now that Tom is doing something, you're all about him?  Get a room, get a life.  Ugh.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Bizarre. When Stassi walks up to LVP to introduce Patrick, LVP turns to the left, then to the right, and to the left again, to finally face Stassi. 

[Drumpf1737]

So Patrick is so insecure he needed to reduce Lisa to a sex object in order to interact with her. We still see that you're a loser Patrick! I really hate that guy. I'm no fan of Stassi but damn she deserves better.

Edited May 1, 2018 by Drumpf1737

[Long Spot]

Oh, Stassi, honey...no.

He acts like that and YOU apologise to him?  He's got you 10 kinds of messed up, sweetie.  Dang.  

[Pringlescan]

3 hours ago, RedDelicious said:

Ariana is so fake and gross.  Now that Tom is doing something, you're all about him?  Get a room, get a life.  Ugh.

What's wrong with supporting someone? At least she's not taking over things he's doing like he did with her. Isn't that the part of a relationship you're supposed to do is be about that person? She's been about him all the time.

[JenE4]

Whelp, gang, in our final installment of what surprise item does Tom Sandoval have that proves he’s so much cooler than anyone else? It’s the only shot-on-a-spoon freezer in all of America. Except for the fact that he bought it at a restaurant convention in Las Vegas, so that would suck for that vendor if he got NO other sales except for Tom’s the entire convention. But let’s not break our Sandoval’s heart. The man was never happier than playing with his ice in its various forms: both dry and quick-freeze. Except for when he could then combine his two passions—no, not macting—but fashiontending, wherein he makes the coolest drinks while wearing the hottest clothes. He was beaming over those little vests and TT pins. Then Ariana gives him a saber so he can pop open champagne in true dramatic fashion?!? This was Sandoval’s best life here. He wins the finale. 

Did TomTom’s extra $25k each get them more than a 5% stake or is it because Sandoval is overspending on shot freezers, $125 waiter shirts, and TT lapel pins that they had to pony up more for their measly 5%?

The Bubbas, Ariana, Lala, and DJ Jazzy James all end on high notes, too. Is James DJing every night at Sur, or is he back to being a busboy with occasional DJing perks? Lisa didn’t clarify—and James seemed REALLY excited about clearing dishes—so I’m not sure.   

Everyone else came out on the losing side. Yes, even Brittany. If you need a dozen people CONSTANTLY telling you how hot you are and how you’ve got this, oh, honey, they all know you’re barely hanging on. If your pep talk from Kristen consists of “You have a job. [As a waitress???] You have friends. [These losers???] And you have great tits. [Jax deserves a refund, they hang down to your waistline.]” then you are not winning at life despite all of your friends forcing a cute bar back to smile at you to get on TV.

But she’s still better off than Stassi. You all covered it. Yikes! That was frightening how Patrick was the one who was rude and inappropriate and she goes chasing after HIM to “defend her boyfriend” and fix HIS feelings?? Wow. Yes, in that one moment suddenly Jax looked like the better boyfriend to Stassi—especially knowing that Patrick put Stassi through this kind of shit for years and she couldn’t wait to be unblocked and get his attention again.

I actually felt a little bad for Jax. The man is obviously extremely depressed. He’s lost and wanting to change. He probably needs some anti-depressants not just reiki. But he’s at the point where he realizes he needs to revamp who he is but instead of supporting him everyone is yelling at him that he’s not growing up—while ALSO yelling at him for making different choices in his life. He knows he’s a bad boyfriend so he breaks up with Brittany and everyone (except for TomTom) turns on him for breaking up with her while also reinforcing he’s a bad boyfriend. I mean maybe this is just their way of trying to keep him away from her. But he just looked so sad all season. Don’t make me feel sorry for Jax Taylor.

One person I don’t feel sorry for is Scheana. Oh, honey, the way she was smiling up at Super Rob with that hard hat repeatedly saying “Do you want me to wear this tonight, Rob???” He HEARD you, he was IGNORING you. But good thing she had a guy who cares more about fast TV hanging and boat hitching than his woman or Scheana would have gotten NO screen time this entire season. Oh, speaking of no screen time, Kristin is also a person who exists on this show. 

[bosawks]

Patrick is like if one of Jax’s steroid, alcohol filled sweat socks somehow came to life.

[FlyingEgret]

I don't know if it was the music or the tears, but during his scene with Lisa I was thinking that if this had been a Lifetime movie the focus would move on to whether or not Jax was thinking of attempting suicide.  But then Lisa had her TH about knowing he would try to manipulate her and it went back to being good old VPR again...