deirdra July 29, 2019 Share July 29, 2019 (edited) At least Aspyn is not doing headstands to display her goods, like Mariah. Edited July 29, 2019 by deirdra 9 Link to comment
AZChristian July 29, 2019 Share July 29, 2019 Is it bad posture, or does she also have scoliosis? 1 Link to comment
suomi July 30, 2019 Share July 30, 2019 7 hours ago, Kohola3 said: Looks like she's another one that needs a bra fitting. Maybe it's the way the belt is tied but she looks pretty "saggy" for someone so young. 3 Link to comment
DakotaJustice July 30, 2019 Share July 30, 2019 Wow. I didn't think she was that big! Or maybe this is just the extremely unattractive swimsuit making her look chunky? 11 Link to comment
riverblue22 July 30, 2019 Share July 30, 2019 That's some bathing suit for a nice Mormon girl married to a nice Mormon boy! 4 2 Link to comment
suomi July 30, 2019 Share July 30, 2019 That suit is incredibly unflattering - the top of the bandeau is well below her armpit and the bottom of the bandeau is at her elbow. A better look would be a one-piece with a built-in bra and shoulder straps. 17 Link to comment
Kohola3 July 30, 2019 Share July 30, 2019 7 hours ago, lma said: I kinda think Aspyn may try to use this body positivity message to start more grifting online, though. Wasn't she already shilling some sort of poisonous tea? What is it with these people and preaching about "body positivity"? Like anything they say will change somebody's mind. Oh, wait, their sycophants. Forgot the sheeple that eat it all up. 3 Link to comment
MissTeacher13 July 30, 2019 Share July 30, 2019 9 hours ago, DakotaJustice said: Wow. I didn't think she was that big! Or maybe this is just the extremely unattractive swimsuit making her look chunky? It is horrendous bathing attire. 11 Link to comment
laurakaye July 30, 2019 Share July 30, 2019 If she moves, walks or breathes, that top is falling off. Seems like she would've wanted to hike it up a bit before taking the photo? These Browns sure have a knack for taking rilly bad photos. 9 Link to comment
jojo3couleurs July 30, 2019 Share July 30, 2019 10 hours ago, suomi said: Body positivity is a good thing, but you won't convince me with that ill fitting bikini! She's not even THAT big, in fact I'm probably bigger than her, and I manage to wear a bikini... but I always make sure my boobs are not sitting next to my belly button... 9 4 Link to comment
Higgins July 30, 2019 Share July 30, 2019 12 hours ago, DakotaJustice said: Wow. I didn't think she was that big! Or maybe this is just the extremely unattractive swimsuit making her look chunky? Really? She doesn't look THAT BIG. 3 Link to comment
DakotaJustice July 30, 2019 Share July 30, 2019 5 minutes ago, Higgins said: Really? She doesn't look THAT BIG. More like out of shape. It IS the swimsuit!! 7 Link to comment
Natalie68 July 30, 2019 Share July 30, 2019 14 hours ago, suomi said: That is NOT where your boobs belong! She is WAY too young to have those things hanging just above her hips. Is it a tenet of their church to let the girls hang all hither and yon? 'Cause jesus there is no other reason. Oh sweetie, that does not compliment your body. In fact, it is hurling insults your way. You are not a giant person so maybe DRESS like you love your body. Just no. 13 hours ago, lma said: That pic is very unflattering, but I like the message. And, of course, the pic goes with the message. I like Aspyn (so far), so I’m admittedly more gracious toward her posts. Had this been any of the others (M girls), I would have rolled my eyes. I kinda think Aspyn may try to use this body positivity message to start more grifting online, though. Hope I’m wrong, but I don’t put it past her. Like maybe some kind soul sends her a suit that fits? 6 7 Link to comment
Pickleinthemiddle July 31, 2019 Share July 31, 2019 8 hours ago, Natalie68 said: That is NOT where your boobs belong! She is WAY too young to have those things hanging just above her hips. Is it a tenet of their church to let the girls hang all hither and yon? 'Cause jesus there is no other reason. Oh sweetie, that does not compliment your body. In fact, it is hurling insults your way. You are not a giant person so maybe DRESS like you love your body. Just no. Like maybe some kind soul sends her a suit that fits? I'm sure that top had the neck/halter strap, she should have used it. It really doesn't look that bad. I've seen much much worse. 3 Link to comment
lookeyloo July 31, 2019 Share July 31, 2019 She has the body of an old lady. I can say this because I am an old lady. Not that she is large. I am not large. I just have that old lady body. 5 8 Link to comment
xwordfanatik July 31, 2019 Share July 31, 2019 2 hours ago, lookeyloo said: She has the body of an old lady. I can say this because I am an old lady. Not that she is large. I am not large. I just have that old lady body. I do, as well. I'm over 60, and Aspyn's boobs seem to sag like mine. She was heavier as a teen (or it appeared that way to me) and it could be the weight she's lost that makes her droopier. She does look good in black, but the style of the swimsuit she's wearing is all wrong for her. A tankini with a supportive bra would look great. 14 Link to comment
Juliegirlj July 31, 2019 Share July 31, 2019 When she starts having kids I fear she will realllly have a weight problem. 4 Link to comment
Kohola3 July 31, 2019 Share July 31, 2019 (edited) On 7/30/2019 at 10:48 AM, DakotaJustice said: It IS the swimsuit!! Absolutely. I wish I was as "big" as she is! But an unsupported top is just not appropriate for her. She needs something with straps to hold the girls up. Without support now she'll be tucking them into her waistband when she gets to my age. Edited July 31, 2019 by Kohola3 13 Link to comment
lookeyloo July 31, 2019 Share July 31, 2019 1 hour ago, xwordfanatik said: I do, as well. I'm over 60, and Aspyn's boobs seem to sag like mine. She was heavier as a teen (or it appeared that way to me) and it could be the weight she's lost that makes her droopier. She does look good in black, but the style of the swimsuit she's wearing is all wrong for her. A tankini with a supportive bra would look great. Not only her boobs, but the way the skin on her thighs seem. I am not a big person, but, my skin is very different now that I am "elderly" 10 Link to comment
toodles August 1, 2019 Share August 1, 2019 6 hours ago, lookeyloo said: She has the body of an old lady. I can say this because I am an old lady. Not that she is large. I am not large. I just have that old lady body. Raising my old lady hand✋in agreement. I'm not large, but have the old lady body too. But I walk my dog everyday so I have nice legs. 12 Link to comment
Natalie68 August 1, 2019 Share August 1, 2019 20 hours ago, Kohola3 said: Absolutely. I wish I was as "big" as she is! But an unsupported top is just not appropriate for her. She needs something with straps to hold the girls up. Without support now she'll be tucking them into her waistband when she gets to my age. Yeah, she really isn't that large. It just is the wrong style/size. Boobs need support. 9 Link to comment
laurakaye August 1, 2019 Share August 1, 2019 I just want to say that I wish I could meet all you "old ladies" in Flagstaff, where the snark is served ice-cold and the coffee is so full of nutmeg and ghee, it is actually a solid. 17 4 Link to comment
LilWharveyGal August 1, 2019 Share August 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, laurakaye said: ...and the coffee is so full of nutmeg and ghee, it is actually a solid. This made me laugh so loud I scared the cat. 8 1 Link to comment
Rabbit Hutch August 6, 2019 Share August 6, 2019 On 7/29/2019 at 8:30 PM, suomi said: I just love Aspyn but this swimsuit is for a woman my age (50s). Perhaps a one-piece, halter top with a sweetheart neckline? Something from the 1950s, Marilyn Monroe, movie star posing for the cameras, look? Shes so pretty and this suit does nothing for her. 11 Link to comment
Sandy W August 6, 2019 Share August 6, 2019 52 minutes ago, Rabbit Hutch said: I just love Aspyn but this swimsuit is for a woman my age (50s). Perhaps a one-piece, halter top with a sweetheart neckline? Something from the 1950s, Marilyn Monroe, movie star posing for the cameras, look? Shes so pretty and this suit does nothing for her. In her Instagram, she writes "I wear bold clothing that compliments my figure because I have figured out how to dress for my body". Aspyn needs a bathing suit with a built-in bra for support, her boobs are not overly large but they are surprisingly saggy for one so young. I'm thinking she would look best in a one piece with a control panel in the front and a ruffled, flouncy skirt. But WDIK, she seems to be very pleased with her appearance just as she is. 8 Link to comment
deirdra August 6, 2019 Share August 6, 2019 I'm 40 years older than Aspyn and have the same body, but it looks younger than hers with built in bra support, a skirt and pattern instead of the jarring contrast of pale skin chopped up into squat chunks by plain black saggy material. 7 Link to comment
AZChristian August 6, 2019 Share August 6, 2019 On 8/1/2019 at 11:09 AM, laurakaye said: I just want to say that I wish I could meet all you "old ladies" in Flagstaff, where the snark is served ice-cold and the coffee is so full of nutmeg and ghee, it is actually a solid. Be sure to invite me to the gathering! Flagstaff is an easy day trip for us! 5 Link to comment
Galloway Cave August 7, 2019 Share August 7, 2019 7 hours ago, AZChristian said: Be sure to invite me to the gathering! Flagstaff is an easy day trip for us! Pick me up on the way out of town! 2 Link to comment
xwordfanatik August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 Dear Aspyn: your dear sister Mariah aka Pudge is shilling this, too. If I was ever so inclined to buy into this, you would get my money, but I'm not buying into anything you Browns shill. You seem to be a lovely woman, and I'm hoping you never agree to another wife. 15 Link to comment
deirdra August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 Did these creams cause that rash on your arm, Aspyn? 6 1 Link to comment
DakotaJustice August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 2 hours ago, xwordfanatik said: Dear Aspyn: your dear sister Mariah aka Pudge is shilling this, too. If I was ever so inclined to buy into this, you would get my money, but I'm not buying into anything you Browns shill. You seem to be a lovely woman, and I'm hoping you never agree to another wife. At least 30% of the influencers on IG are shilling fabfitfun, I believe. She only gets something if someone who hasn't subscribed before uses her promo code - her next box is free if she gets 3. 2 hours ago, xwordfanatik said: Dear Aspyn: your dear sister Mariah aka Pudge is shilling this, too. If I was ever so inclined to buy into this, you would get my money, but I'm not buying into anything you Browns shill. You seem to be a lovely woman, and I'm hoping you never agree to another wife. Yup, Janelle and Maddie have both pushed the box too. 5 Link to comment
DakotaJustice August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 19 minutes ago, Sofa Sloth said: This (now deleted) comment 👏🏻 Good catch! Yeah, I think we're seeing influencer burnout now. 4 5 Link to comment
DakotaJustice August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 Btw I had a glimpse at her IG Story. This is one of the least impressive fabfitfun boxes ever. IMO. A small cheese board set, a cheap looking plaid scarf, a few cosmetic items - nothing I'd buy for myself, really. 8 Link to comment
laurakaye August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 2 hours ago, DakotaJustice said: Good catch! Yeah, I think we're seeing influencer burnout now. Oh my goodness yes, I am anxiously waiting for the influencer tide to turn. Now, off my lawn with you before my hose with the new extended-length spray nozzle comes out! 11 Link to comment
Sandy W August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 1 hour ago, DakotaJustice said: Btw I had a glimpse at her IG Story. This is one of the least impressive fabfitfun boxes ever. IMO. A small cheese board set, a cheap looking plaid scarf, a few cosmetic items - nothing I'd buy for myself, really. Cheeze! They just got married, they probably have shower and wedding gift cheese board sets coming out the wazoo, enough to last them a lifetime or quietly re-gift. And, I'm pretty sure Mitch would have enough plaid, family tartan scarves for the both of them. And yet, she blithely asks her followers for the $50, or whatever these things cost, for items she wouldn't buy for themselves. By the same token, when MSWC was up and running, how many of them, besides Robyn, did we ever see actually wearing the joolry in their day to day lives. 7 2 Link to comment
Kohola3 August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, laurakaye said: Now, off my lawn with you before my hose with the new extended-length spray nozzle comes out! Are you trying to influence us to purchase a new extended-length spray nozzle? What code do I use? 20 1 Link to comment
Popular Post laurakaye August 20, 2019 Popular Post Share August 20, 2019 (edited) 20 minutes ago, Kohola3 said: Are you trying to influence us to purchase a new extended-length spray nozzle? What code do I use? Hello friends! You too can own this deluxe, shiny-silver, multi-functional, extended-length spray nozzle! With this bad boy on your front porch, you can send a powerful jet of icy-cold water up to ten houses away! Got pesky neighbor kids? Grifters? Browns? Aim this sucker at them and give them until the count of "3" to GET OFF YOUR LAWN - then simply aim, spray, and watch them run! Annoyed by those woke yoga types taking selfies near your house with hair that you can smell a mile away? Set your nozzle to "Stun/Wash," aim for the rat's nest and BAM! Not only is she off your lawn, her hair is now soaking wet, rinsing the grease right down the nearest sewer grate! Use code MYLAWNMYRULES to get an extra $1.50 off the purchase price! Once you've used this nozzle, drop me a line or two in the comments and let me know who you sprayed, what setting you used and how far they jumped and ran! #ad Edited August 20, 2019 by laurakaye 31 4 Link to comment
DakotaJustice August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 Cheese board anyone? https://www.ebay.com/i/143357855854?rt=nc&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20160908110712%26meid%3Da758d2fd50834ca7b2fa5bc53ca315f6%26pid%3D100677%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D7%26sd%3D113857142842%26itm%3D143357855854%26pg%3D2385738 5 Link to comment
AZChristian August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 1 hour ago, laurakaye said: Hello friends! You too can own this deluxe, shiny-silver, multi-functional, extended-length spray nozzle! With this bad boy on your front porch, you can send a powerful jet of icy-cold water up to ten houses away! Got pesky neighbor kids? Grifters? Browns? Aim this sucker at them and give them until the count of "3" to GET OFF YOUR LAWN - then simply aim, spray, and watch them run! Annoyed by those woke yoga types taking selfies near your house with hair that you can smell a mile away? Set your nozzle to "Stun/Wash," aim for the rat's nest and BAM! Not only is she off your lawn, her hair is now soaking wet, rinsing the grease right down the nearest sewer grate! Use code MYLAWNMYRULES to get an extra $1.50 off the purchase price! Once you've used this nozzle, drop me a line or two in the comments and let me know who you sprayed, what setting you used and how far they jumped and ran! #ad Ooooooh. Is there a BOGO half off deal with this? I'd love to gift one to someone. Anyone. Who doesn't need one of these? 9 1 Link to comment
DakotaJustice August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 Ok so the scarf “retails” at $75, which seems ridiculously high to me. You could probably get a comparable scarf for a quarter of the price, if you desperately need a black plaid scarf in AUGUST. 2 4 Link to comment
Joan of Argh August 20, 2019 Share August 20, 2019 7 hours ago, laurakaye said: Hello friends! You too can own this deluxe, shiny-silver, multi-functional, extended-length spray nozzle! With this bad boy on your front porch, you can send a powerful jet of icy-cold water up to ten houses away! Got pesky neighbor kids? Grifters? Browns? Aim this sucker at them and give them until the count of "3" to GET OFF YOUR LAWN - then simply aim, spray, and watch them run! Annoyed by those woke yoga types taking selfies near your house with hair that you can smell a mile away? Set your nozzle to "Stun/Wash," aim for the rat's nest and BAM! Not only is she off your lawn, her hair is now soaking wet, rinsing the grease right down the nearest sewer grate! Use code MYLAWNMYRULES to get an extra $1.50 off the purchase price! Once you've used this nozzle, drop me a line or two in the comments and let me know who you sprayed, what setting you used and how far they jumped and ran! #ad You're killing me over here! 😂 1 3 Link to comment
Sandy W September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 I don't get this whole meal delivery service concept. I could understand it for someone handicapped and unable to get out to shop or someone lacking transportation to a grocery store and can't face the idea of lugging groceries home on public transit. Aspyn is employed and no doubt passes grocery stores on her way home from work, wouldn't her produce and meats be much "fresher" if they were kept in refrigerated cases until she bought them and took them home rather than sitting on a porch all day, either cooking themselves in the hot sun or freezing in the winter months. Even if the cardboard boxes have layers of insulation, adding to the cost, I can just imagine meat after sitting all day at 90 degrees or produce after it has frozen solid in the winter. I'm sorry to see that Aspyn has fallen into the Brown credo of easy money to supplement her family income. 11 Link to comment
xwordfanatik September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 I'm against it personally, not being short on time to shop and select "the freshest." The wasteful packaging alone is enough of a turnoff. Add in the cost, and it's not for me at all. Sandy, you've given examples where it might be helpful to a limited number of people. I too am sorry to see Aspyn shilling stuff for a buck, especially since she has a job, unlike many Brown fambly members. I do like the picture she used, she's pretty and makes the food attractive, unlike woke Mariah who can't make food look appetizing to save her life. 12 Link to comment
DakotaJustice September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Sandy W said: I don't get this whole meal delivery service concept. I could understand it for someone handicapped and unable to get out to shop or someone lacking transportation to a grocery store and can't face the idea of lugging groceries home on public transit. Aspyn is employed and no doubt passes grocery stores on her way home from work, wouldn't her produce and meats be much "fresher" if they were kept in refrigerated cases until she bought them and took them home rather than sitting on a porch all day, either cooking themselves in the hot sun or freezing in the winter months. Even if the cardboard boxes have layers of insulation, adding to the cost, I can just imagine meat after sitting all day at 90 degrees or produce after it has frozen solid in the winter. I'm sorry to see that Aspyn has fallen into the Brown credo of easy money to supplement her family income. My sister has used Blue Apron in the past and enjoys it, she has a renter in her inlaw apartment and they split the cost. She works 18 hour days and doesn't always have time to shop. Me, I eat pretty much the same stuff every day anyways. 7 Link to comment
laurakaye September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 I just got an offer in the mail for the same $80 off from Hello Fresh. I looked into it, but cost per serving usually falls between $10 - 11 per person, and I just can't get behind that. For two meals a week it would come to about $200 a month. The recipes looked good, but I could also just get on Pinterest or check out a cookbook from the library and find recipes for free. At least Aspyn's not pregnant. Yet. That we know of. 1 9 Link to comment
DakotaJustice September 25, 2019 Share September 25, 2019 Five dinners for me: 1 jumbo bag Sweet Kale Salad Mix (Costco or Safeway) $5 or less Bag of broccoli slaw because I don't think the salad mix contains enough greenery $1.50-1.99 from Safeway 2.5 pounds Foster Farms chicken breast (premarinated - I like the Asian Sesame the best) $3.19/lb at Costco so about $8 total Maybe I'll add some crumbled feta cheese just to jazz things up. Five meals less than $15 or about $3 each. 3 10 Link to comment
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