Season 1 Discussion

[HappyDancex2]

18 minutes ago, WhatsUpDummy said:

I thought Darcy looked fantastic. The blonde hair really softened her and her face and lips look less puffy and more natural. Yes, she’s very needy but she seems like a nice, decent woman who’s desperate for love. She deserves so much better than that arrogant, psycho, control freak Jesse. 

She said she lost weight when they were arguing about her being an alcoholic.  She said she didn't drink (per his mandate and her acceptance)  *except* the weekend with her sister and then they got loud and shouty and I lost the point again.  So if she does have a problem with alcohol there's that.  They didn't go with that angle other than highlighting the controlling nature of Jesse.  I'm going to "assume" that she must have enough of a problem for this to be an issue...or at least most importantly it's an issue for Jesse.

[Bryce Lynch]

2 minutes ago, Bibi said:

Abby : I  swear as soon as I get out of his appartement, I will have no contact with Chris again. I'm leaving in 2 weeks !

Wasn't she supposed to have no contact with him already?

Is she telling us that she is leaving this place just because Chris informed her that he was giving no more money, not because she planned to leave?   

2weeks? Why can't she leave right away?

And why did it look so natural that she was a prostitute?

Sean must really be in love with that little girl. Really.

Sean is a perv 47 year old chasing a 20 year old whore.  He seems to have convinced himself he "loves" her, but he just wants a young piece of....

Abby will use him for whatever she can get and dump him when she is done, and he will deserve whatever happens to him.

[sainte-chapelle]

Ok I have been with my husband  for 5 years and dated for almost 15 years and he had never belittled me or called me a b&tch, Jesse is abusive and Darcy needs to run. "I still love him" classic. Jesse threatening to leave and placing the blame at her feet is classic abuser behaviour.

Edited October 31, 2017 by sainte-chapelle

[Cherrio]

Anyone else think Jesse has roid rage?

He should worry about himself and not a couple glasses of wine.

I would drink too if I had to spend even 5 minutes with him.

[Splithair]

Although we have nothing in common and the situations are wildly different, I could see a bit of myself (a number of years ago) in Darcey tonight. You know in your mind the relationship is destroying you and will end in disaster, but you keep holding on to how great it was in the beginning, blah blah. The whole thing is a rollercoaster because the controlling freak keeps feeding you just enough to keep you hooked. Run away, Darcey. You're starting to see the light.

Side note, Cortney's parents are adorable.

[HappyDancex2]

Sean needs to go to Philippino Cupid.  Abby is not appreciative.  He should skip Thai Cupid as well.

[VioletNevermind]

Shawn Robinson did her usual shitty job hosting this tell-all.  She lobbed the usual softball, pre-planned questions at the participants.  Why do I continue to be surprised?

What a thoroughly odd appearance from Jesse.  He has no room to talk about Darcey drinking.  He looked to be about three sheets to the wind during his entire segment.  For someone who always looked so severely neat and scrubbed during the regular season, he was super-sloppy and unkempt.  His tie was uneven, three inches of calf was showing beneath his pant leg, his hair looked horrible, and I saw distinct crazy eyes several times throughout his segment.  His immaturity and controlling tendencies are definitely showing.  Darcey (with her embarrassingly horsey-looking clip-on ponytail) was slightly less pathetic than usual, mainly because she appears to be completely over Jesse’s stubborn -but understandable- refusal to commit to her in any way.  The relationship will most definitely not last, but TLC will pay these jokers for a while longer to milk some more drama before they’re spit out into the reality TV shit heap.

Pole and Karine.  I still feel sorry for Karine, having to settle for this felonious jackass, but at least she’ll probably be safe and will get a better but still decidedly shitty life in America.  At least he seems committed and is following through with the steps to complete the K-1 process.

Mother Patrick was the hero of the episode, laying down truth after truth that no one wanted to hear while Patrick had the audacity to apologize for her to Myriam, as if she was some ranting old woman.  I’m not a fan of people acting like opinionated assholes on TV, but I’ll allow it in this case.  Myriam has every right to have a boyfriend and reject Patrick, but her arrogant “friend zone” bullshit got old quickly.  Rule #1 for relationships: Don’t make someone take an airplane trip to another country and not be honest with them.  If I had been Patrick, I would have brought printouts of my conversations with her to whip out when she claimed that they were meeting in France as friends.  Bitch, please.  Patrick?  Time to focus on your daughter.

Corny (please!) and Antonio continue to be the comic relief couple of the season.  Antonio dutifully played the role of the humble, shy immigrant when they showed the clip of her parents flipping through the calendar of his scantily-clad, totally-not-a-prelude-to-porn photos.  I would bet my life, my mother’s life, and your life that they will never see each other again, much less get married.  Antonio will see to that.

Sean and Abby.  Sean, you’re an idiot.  All I can say is, make sure you’re up-to-date on your medical care so you can treat the STD(s) that is/are almost certainly coming.  I lost hope in his ability to locate some balls and stick up for himself when Abby said she had plenty of options in the Dominican Republic, but still chose to live with Chris and he actually justified it.  I halfway expected Chris to walk by with a towel around his waist, fresh from a shower.  It’s hard to feel sorry for someone who is so utterly weak in every way.

Larry and Jenny’s story makes me too sad to recount in any detail.  She will eat that poor bastard alive when she gets to America.

Edited October 31, 2017 by SuzyLee

[Christina]

I decided to watch the football game instead of this. Reading the comments though, it looks like they discussed the STI tests. He did have it done, too, at the same time as she did, and posted it online after a ton of comments about him only making Karinne take one. We just didn't see it on the air because the full truth wouldn't be as trashy and this show only wants trash.

[HappyDancex2]

2 minutes ago, SuzyLee said:

  I lost hope in his ability to locate some balls and stick up for himself when Abby said she had plenty of options in the Dominican Republic, but still chose to live with Chris and he actually justified it.  I halfway expected Chris to walk by with a towel around his waist, fresh from a shower.  It’s hard to feel sorry for someone who is so utterly weak in every way.

 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

[Cherrio]

8 minutes ago, HappyDancex2 said:

Sean needs to go to Philippino Cupid.

For both Larry and Sean they need to go to Philippino for Stupids.

[sainte-chapelle]

16 minutes ago, Bryce Lynch said:

Myriam should have told him she had a BF.  Patrick is nuts, but I think she led him on.  

Even if that is true she was extremely rude and immature, she would make a great Maury guest.

[deedee2]

1 hour ago, HappyDancex2 said:

that whole "i'm going to punch that motherfucker in the face" thing was a big eye roll.  Nice try.

Right? Nothing worse than trying to sound tough and mean, and come off sounding silly and embarrassing.

Edited October 31, 2017 by deedee2

[Cherrio]

Paul did not come to the reunion because he was afraid one of Sean's scabies would crawl in his wittle penis.

That poor little scabie would say, fuck this, its scary in here , run out and back flip onto Patrick.

[Desert Rat]

58 minutes ago, Drogo said:

I love that Jenny thinks working at McDonald's is a spectator sport. I wish those 2 well. 

Yeah, even a dufus deserves some happiness. 

[keetmommy]

Jessie is a JackAss!

Who shows/gives their parents Naked pics of their "Boyfriend"

[VioletNevermind]

59 minutes ago, AmyBre said:

Fuck your jacket.  I’ll shit on it and ship it to Amsterdam.

If there’s a god in heaven, the “stars” of this show read these boards.

[Desert Rat]

Darcy, stop chasing that asshole. You deserve better. 

[deedee2]

33 minutes ago, Bibi said:

Abby : I  swear as soon as I get out of his appartement, I will have no contact with Chris again. I'm leaving in 2 weeks !

Wasn't she supposed to have no contact with him already?

Is she telling us that she is leaving this place just because Chris informed her that he was giving no more money, not because she planned to leave?   

2weeks? Why can't she leave right away?

And why did it look so natural that she was a prostitute?

Sean must really be in love with that little girl. Really.

That was unclear. In the beginning of the interview, she said she had moved to the DR a couple of months ago, and was planning to stay until January. Later, we find out that she's staying at Chris' condo, even though she said she cut it off with him ("for the sake of Sean"). And then at the end, she says she'll be moving out in 2 weeks. So, which is it, Abby - are you with Chris or not? Staying at his place until January, or out in 2 weeks?

She's a crafty one. Giggling through the engagement and also through the clips of her and Chris, but burying her face in her hands as if she's crying. For a 20 year old, she sure is cynical.

[Desert Rat]

Darsy you should return the "appreciation" ring. That bastard does not appreciate you.  He does not love you. 

[Splithair]

Abby's fake crying. I mean, you could totally tell from her eyes she was laughing. Besides, no one holds their hands only over their nose/mouth when they cry. Maybe she wasn't actually even trying to fake cry, but just appear ashamed. Either way, it didn't land.

Abby does not have a typical Haitian accent. Spouse is from Haiti and pointed it out to me. I think the only time they showed her speaking Kreyol was in the 1st episode, and she seemed to speak it without accent, so who knows. Maybe she's been speaking English in school since she was really young, like first grade.

[balisticnikki]

I know it's not PC to feel or say this but Abby is a totally disgusting, whoring bedwench. It goes beyond even what the mail order whores do bc Abby admits she is selling her pussy to Chris & whomever else for cash, clothes, a car, etc., lying about these relationships & giggling now that the "secret" is out. No shame at all. What kind of man wants a prostitute?

Edited October 31, 2017 by balisticnikki

[chickenella]

After I saw that look in Jesse's eyes, that psycho look, I wanted to scream, "Run!! Run as fast as you can, Darcy!" Omg, he's an asshole. Swearing and acting like a jerk, calling her a bitch, she doesn't need that crap. I hope they've broken up by now.

Wait, no pizza on this tell-all? I was wondering who would be walking out alone with a slice.

Mother Patrick is turning him into a Momma's boy, if he isn't already one. He's old enough to fight his own battles.

And, where can I get one of those Antonio calendars? I would definitely hang it on my fridge.

[Cbean Girl]

3 minutes ago, chickenella said:

After I saw that look in Jesse's eyes, that psycho look, I wanted to scream, "Run!! Run as fast as you can, Darcy!" Omg, he's an asshole. Swearing and acting like a jerk, calling her a bitch, she doesn't need that crap. I hope they've broken up by now.

Wait, no pizza on this tell-all? I was wondering who would be walking out alone with a slice.

Mother Patrick is turning him into a Momma's boy, if he isn't already one. He's old enough to fight his own battles.

And, where can I get one of those Antonio calendars? I would definitely hang it on my fridge.

Antonio's calendar and one of Larry's hat! Ahh a girl can dream

[balisticnikki]

55 minutes ago, SuzyLee said:

I halfway expected Chris to walk by with a towel around his waist, fresh from a shower. 

I TOTALLY expected it! Rotflmao

[Frozendiva]

I can dream of having the misfortune to meet some of these folks, Google them, see they were on the show, and then honour myself and run!

[balisticnikki]

27 minutes ago, deedee2 said:

That was unclear. In the beginning of the interview, she said she had moved to the DR a couple of months ago, and was planning to stay until January. Later, we find out that she's staying at Chris' condo, even though she said she cut it off with him ("for the sake of Sean"). And then at the end, she says she'll be moving out in 2 weeks. So, which is it, Abby - are you with Chris or not? Staying at his place until January, or out in 2 weeks?

She's a crafty one. Giggling through the engagement and also through the clips of her and Chris, but burying her face in her hands as if she's crying. For a 20 year old, she sure is cynical.

I think she was going to stay as long as she could; her story was he was out of the country at the time.

[Bibi]

I expected more questions about the pig and don't get why  Patrick's mother ONLY had to be invited. Just pointless.  She's never been classy and nobody is supposed to argue in a foreign language.  How would she react if someone yelled at her in French?

Karine looked pregnant or she just gained weight? Unlike Darcey : " I lost weight!!". Who asked? 

She made her point in a childish way as usual.  By the way she still can't find a dress her size.

[Frozendiva]

Too bad we didn't get some harder questions -

1) Myriam - why didn't you tell Patrick that you had a boyfriend from the get-go or close to the get-go? What are you doing online with him so much that he thinks he has a shot at you? Would you waste several thousand dollars to visit Patrick in America?

2) Cortney - You expect to visit some dude you have never really actually spoken to and crash at his place in Spain? You have been previously catfished - you didn't notice anything er, familiar? Antonio taking off, not meeting you at the airport or anything or sending a friend to pick you up?

3) Larry/Paul - what is it that attracts you to women from other, mostly impoverished countries? Have you spoken to any counsellors?

4) Patrick - Myriam may be a soulmate of some sort (soulmates are mirrors to you and are rare). Myriam thought you probably wouldn't show up. One day you can tell a nice story of loving a woman who lived in Paris - love does not equal relationship. You can love many people.

5) Darcey - your boyfriend has zero interest in marrying you any time soon. He has shown a very ugly side of him to you many times. Why do you accept it/put up with it? And find a dress that fits and isn't that short or tight. Jesse - do you see women as fixer-upper projects?

[magemaud]

1 hour ago, PityFree said:

Also, Courtney has terrible grammar. And I hate her stupid laugh. 

and her DRONING monotonous voice

[deedee2]

4 minutes ago, balisticnikki said:

I think she was going to stay as long as she could; her story was he was out of the country at the time.

Yeah, it's just that she said she was staying until January, then all of a sudden said she was leaving in 2 weeks because Chris cut her off. Maybe she meant she was staying in the DR until January, not in Chris' condo. Point is, who knows what the truth is with Abby. She does and says whatever she needs to do and say to get whatever she wants.

[Desert Rat]

Patrick likes the chase. He's not interested in a relationship. If he were, he would make it work with with baby mama. 

Is Shawn Robinson okay?  She looks sickly and too thin. 

[Desert Rat]

Corny looks just like her mom.  Tonight, Antonio got to see what Corny will look like in 25 years. Hmmm.  Be careful not place too much value on looks in a relationship. 

20 minutes ago, magemaud said:

and her DRONING monotonous voice

And that weird little giggle under her breath after every sentence, like a nervous child. 

[DVDFreaker]

Miryam really needs to get a restraining order on Patrick, Patrick seems to be stalking her now continuing to push her to get in a relationship with him and Patrick just refuses to listen that Miryam told Patrick that she has a boyfriend and is not interested in him

I did not watch Courtney and Antonio because I find them boring and dull

I really wish Karine would leave Paul, she deserves so much better

Jesse is an asshole, Darcy deserves better than him 

[millennium]

When it comes to parents passing along weirdness to their children, Pole is the hair apparent.   But I wonder, when Karine glanced as the accumulation of split ends in her hand, she said "This isn't going to last."   Was she being literal or figurative?

Best line of the show: "You can see a big rock."  (The majesty of "Look at that goat" remains unchallenged, though).

Pole whimsically demonstrates the advantages of proposing to a non-English-speaking woman: you can refer to her as your "ball and chain" while proposing and still get the girl. 

I never knew Jesse's last name until the coat.   Mister Meester.   Love it.

[TrininisaScorp]

Darcy, girl, that isn't your soulmate.  That's an asshole.  Please learn the difference.  

Jesse, ya Nazi youth douche...from one bitch to another...fuck you.  I don't like men that say that shit to women.  

[Jeanne222]

2 hours ago, Cbean Girl said:

Lol and she kept flipping it like a horse tail

Funny story.  When I was in high school I bought one of those pony tails.

Went with my friends to some drive in restaurant and some fellows came over to talk to us.

One circled around and I didn't see him.  He gave my pony tail a gentle yank and it came out in his hand.

I don't know which one of us was most embarassed

[Jeanne222]

2 hours ago, HappyDancex2 said:

I was ready to scream at my TV during Sean's portion.  She is only coming around because CHRIS IS THE ONE THAT TOLD HER THAT HE WAS DONE.   Chris pulled the plug you stupids!!!   Chris was probably like "I cut off your clothing.  I stopped giving you money.  I can't believe you still are at my condo you stupid whore.  GET OUT OF MY CONDO AND BYE!!"

And we get Abby hmmmming through the questions of when she stopped taking money from Chris, seeing Chris etc.   HE DUMPED YOU.

Anybody happen to notice Abby didn't have the engagement ring on?   Hummm

[magemaud]

Did any of the women who accepted proposals have their rings on? Even Darcey admitted she wasn't wearing her non-engagement/appreciation/promise/commitment ring so it obviously wasn't meaningful to her. 

[DVDFreaker]

6 minutes ago, Jeanne222 said:

 Anybody happen to notice Abby didn't have the engagement ring on?   Hummm

Sean already proposed to her? In the finale episode, Sean could not decide to propose to her or not...

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Did any of the women who accepted proposals have their rings on? Even Darcey admitted she wasn't wearing her non-engagement/appreciation/promise/commitment ring so it obviously wasn't meaningful to her. 

I do not really blame Darcey, I would not wear it either since it is not even a engagement ring

Edited October 31, 2017 by DVDFreaker

[Emkat]

That text from Chris to Abby about the Netflix account and the condo has been on the FB groups for weeks. So was this filmed weeks ago or is she still in his condo?

[Forum member]

2 hours ago, Desert Rat said:

And that weird little giggle under her breath after every sentence, like a nervous child. 

Yesss... eeeeeee.

[fantome]

2 hours ago, Desert Rat said:

Is Shawn Robinson okay?  She looks sickly and too thin. 

I thought the same thing. She doesn't look healthy.

[Dobian]

4 hours ago, WhatsUpDummy said:

Jesus Patrick! Will you please learn how to take no for an answer!  She’s told you 100 times that she’s not interested in you. Whether she’s making up her boyfriend or not, she said no. Stop pushing yourself on her. Gross. 

I don't even know where to start.  The guy is clueless and delusional.  She's no better because she does use this chump to fill all her emotional needs since obviously her boyfriend or the collection of guys she dates only cover the bedroom stuff.  Saying she might come out to the states and visit Patrick is ridiculous, she knows he's going to keep pursuing her and she just eggs him on.  She needs to stay in France and end this nonsense.  And Patrick needs to stop with his romantic obsession and listen to his mom and his ex, they have common sense and can see Myriam for the kind of woman she really is.

And Sean gets honorable mention.  I mean, your fiance is talking to you live from her boyfriend's apartment and you're okay with that?  What an idiot.  She can't even lie well.  When the host kept asking her if it was over with Chris, she kept replying in a future tense.  Of course dumb Sean didn't seem to pick up on that.  The "note" from Chris that she read was a total fabrication.  It sounded like something Sean would write.  Chris would never say those things, on the show he was totally laid back and devil-may-care, he couldn't care less what Abby does.  He composed that thing so she would look good in the interview.  And dopey Sean just bought right into it like the sad sack he is.

[fantome]

Jesse is abusive and controlling. Darcey is walking on egg shells around him. She needs to run. He flipped from a mean and crazy-eyed lunatic to acting loving, back to asshole. He seems to try to hold in his rage and acts very controlled and tense then loses it. The signs were there early in the relationship. Also on the video chat they showed in the finale he cut her off and said something like, "can I talk?" which seemed overreacting with anger. Jesse is way too controlling with telling her to never drink again. A couple glasses of wine with her sister is reasonable. It was sad to me how Darcey continued to take his abuse when they walked out and she wanted to be quiet and appease him by wearing his jacket. She wants to speak up for herself, saying things like "This is getting ridiculous" and "Maybe I should spend the last 20 years of my life being wined and dined."  The rollercoaster ride / abuse gets old quick. I actually thought for a minute she might see the light and break up during the tell all. I hope she sees her worth and leaves this asshole before her self-esteem gets any lower. I wonder what her daughters think of him.

Edited October 31, 2017 by fantome

[Granny58]

6 hours ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Jesse is abusive and Darcy needs to run. "I still love him" classic. Jesse threatening to leave and placing the blame at her feet is classic abuser behaviour.

I wholeheartedly agree.  Jesse is an emotional abuser and controller.  If he actually physically abused her and said "it's because you made me do it" it would be more clear to her, but it was clear enough to the rest of us anyway.  

[Zoey]

Did anyone else notice that the ring that Jesse gave Darcy was completely different then the one Darcy showed her daughters?

Why does Abby need all those panties?

What does she just have a panties only shop?

Do you think she's a prostitute?

Maybe Chris was her pimp?

[ava111]

7 hours ago, For Cereals said:

 

Don’t do it Sean.  I have no doubt Abby and Chris staged that little text exchange.  It took her some time to answer about exactly when the “payments” stopped...because  they haven't

Yeah, she said she stopped accepting the money but in the text Chris said he stopped giving it to her. Also she said at first she was staying in DR till January but then all of sudden she is leaving his apartment in two weeks. It definitely looks fishy. And all that giggling when there was nothing funny about the situation. Unless she was laughing because even she can't believe how stupid a gullible Sean is.

[Sprockets]

9 hours ago, HappyDancex2 said:

I'm going to "assume" that she must have enough of a problem for this to be an issue...or at least most importantly it's an issue for Jesse.

It is clearly an issue for Jesse, but his only answer is to attempt to lock her down with "no more drinking, period."  As anyone who has ever been involved with an alcoholic knows, that approach is doomed to failure.  If he has an issue, he needs to deal with it, not expect others to change their behavior.  Do they have Al-Anon for Hitler Yourh?  

Edited October 31, 2017 by Sprockets
typo

[tincansailor981]

3 hours ago, fantome said:

Jesse is abusive and controlling. Darcey is walking on egg shells around him. She needs to run. He flipped from a mean and crazy-eyed lunatic to acting loving, back to asshole. He seems to try to hold in his rage and acts very controlled and tense then loses it. The signs were there early in the relationship. Also on the video chat they showed in the finale he cut her off and said something like, "can I talk?" which seemed overreacting with anger. Jesse is way too controlling with telling her to never drink again. A couple glasses of wine with her sister is reasonable. It was sad to me how Darcey continued to take his abuse when they walked out and she wanted to be quiet and appease him by wearing his jacket. She wants to speak up for herself, saying things like "This is getting ridiculous" and "Maybe I should spend the last 20 years of my life being wined and dined."  The rollercoaster ride / abuse gets old quick. I actually thought for a minute she might see the light and break up during the tell all. I hope she sees her worth and leaves this asshole before her self-esteem gets any lower. I wonder what her daughters think of him.

Dude lost his mind for no reason other than to further embarrass Darcy publicly and exert his dominance over her.  She can't be that desperate.  She's a decent looking woman who seems to have a good source of income, why she chooses to accept the abuse heaped on her by some imported asshole is beyond comprehension.   She's a grown ass woman and if she wants to drink a glass or two of wine with her sister then so be it.  Maybe her submissive behavior is the reason light bulb head got with her when he found out how weak she is.  Wouldn't surprise me if ropes and chains and maybe a whip or two is involved once the lights get dim.   If that's her thing then cool, but i'd love to see her tell ol windmill boy to go fuck himself.  He's no prize and there are other, much better men out there who will treat her right - as long as she can contain her crazy and stop being so damn needy.

[Sprockets]

And Corny's parents?  Have we ever seen two more useless cartoon characters?  Did a thief break in in the middle of the night and steal everyone's personality?  They all need to pool their funds and join the third dimension.  

8 hours ago, HappyDancex2 said:

What was the word that was beeped from Jesse's mouth?

I need to know that, too.  Was it "bullshit?" Or "paycheck?"