Briana DeJesus: Farm league promoted to the Majors

[lilmarysunshine]

You know Kail's fat ass is happy.

[luvly]

Briana stays making bad decisions and even worse excuses for them. Girl, tell the truth and shame the devil. "Bad on his name at work" and "future employers" is code for "I wanted cheap plastic surgery from Dr. Miami again and Javi had the nerve to worried about the burden on his paycheck because repeatedly exposing my goods on Snapchat would put my future professional job prospects on par with Jenelle's imminent medical career. THESE GUUUUUYS! I CAAAAAAN'T!"

And seriously, her surgery's in two weeks? I've been prepping for a breast reduction for over a year and I always ask about waiting periods because I want to get a small tattoo for my dad and I donate blood regularly. All the papers I've gotten have basically been like "Don't even Google me until at least 6 months postpartum." Stella's just barely 6 months, Bri had her consult back in November and Dr. Miami is reportedly booked a year out. Did she call him as the pregnancy test was drying? Priorities, girl. Get you some.

[Calm81]

12 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

She should have thought of that before tweeting "spitting in my asshole as he spreads my cheeks". 

You love to remind us ALL about that nasty tweet ? LMAO!!!!!! 

[Christina87]

14 hours ago, Lm2162 said:

Omg. He wanted to move in with her this SUMMER?! 

The plastic surgery debate is another example of Javi's controlling ways. Briana is an idiot and total trash. But that's not the reason they broke up...it's that she wouldn't change all of her future plans (stupid or not) for him within weeks/months of dating. 

News flash, Javi: if you want an uber submissive woman willing to mold her life to yours immediately, find some local religious girl with no kids or just one, or a young military widow. Not Kail and Briana! They both pride themselves on "not needing a man." 

But I suspect that's part of the draw for him. He's turned on by it on some level. He dated a few nice, normal girls and it didn't work for him. He wants to feel like he can conquer someone who's mouthy or a challenge. No different from Jenelle with her bad boy fetish. 

His love life isn't going to end well unless he gets it together. He has about one last chance, or one last reality show stint, before any girl who would actually be compatible with him in terms of desired power dynamics wouldn't even be interested. 

I can't agree more with this!!! He wants a piece of trash, ghetto, classless and foul woman that he can have fun with at first, and then when she sees his "classy" ways and lifestyle she will undergo a Cinderella transformation and become ladylike and demure. Sorry, javi. Not going to happen! Maybe he watched "Pretty Woman" too many times as a kid. Even then, Julia Roberts' character had it in her to not be trash, but was just brought up in a trashy world. I actually kind of see Leah like this. She was raised in an ignorant culture, but I could see her doing better raised somewhere else. Kail and Briana are classless down to the core, and no captain save a ho will be able to change that!

Edited January 18, 2018 by Christina87

[GreatKazu]

On ‎1‎/‎17‎/‎2018 at 9:48 AM, Mkay said:

Remember though, Javi posted he was supposed to have nothing to do with this dog. All articles were reporting it was theirs. He says it was only hers. 

That is what I recall. Javi had tweeted something about getting attached to the puppy, but nothing was stated it belonged to both of them. 

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

21 hours ago, luvly said:

Briana stays making bad decisions and even worse excuses for them. Girl, tell the truth and shame the devil. "Bad on his name at work" and "future employers" is code for "I wanted cheap plastic surgery from Dr. Miami again and Javi had the nerve to worried about the burden on his paycheck because repeatedly exposing my goods on Snapchat would put my future professional job prospects on par with Jenelle's imminent medical career. THESE GUUUUUYS! I CAAAAAAN'T!"

And seriously, her surgery's in two weeks? I've been prepping for a breast reduction for over a year and I always ask about waiting periods because I want to get a small tattoo for my dad and I donate blood regularly. All the papers I've gotten have basically been like "Don't even Google me until at least 6 months postpartum." Stella's just barely 6 months, Bri had her consult back in November and Dr. Miami is reportedly booked a year out. Did she call him as the pregnancy test was drying? Priorities, girl. Get you some.

Exactly! And he doesn’t want his military buddies watching his woman naked getting her lady bits redone live on Snapchat and then hassling him about it (which I totally understand.) 

However, I suspect that a while after Briana has had the surgery and the two of them realize that the interest level in them is lower individually than together, I could totally see a reunion. Because famewhores.

Edited January 19, 2018 by MyPeopleAreNordic

[GreatKazu]

14 hours ago, Calm81 said:

You love to remind us ALL about that nasty tweet ? LMAO!!!!!! 

lol

[neenyah]

On 1/16/2018 at 3:57 PM, MissMel said:

I do think the plastic surgery thing was more about the Dr. Miami naked on social media aspect than her actually having surgery. It's just gross and famewhorish even though I know Javi is too, but at a totally different level. Besides, who wants their friends, family, and coworkers to see their mate's genitals and naked body on SnapChat (or the inevitable TV show I'm sure the doctor is angling for)? You know they're gonna look it up. 

Re: the dog

Brittany presents the dog as hers on Twitter/IG. She keeps referring to "my puppy" and having her cousin come help take care of the dog since she just got her wisdom teeth out. I'm sure care of him got passed on to her, just like Nova has been (and Stella will be). The dog's name is Bubba, same dog that is shown on both her and Briana's IG posts. 

[FairyDusted]

On 1/17/2018 at 5:51 PM, GreatKazu said:

She should have thought of that before tweeting "spitting in my asshole as he spreads my cheeks". 

My EXACT thought! These folks. Didn't he get enough abuse from his ex wife? 

[druzy]

Edited January 26, 2018 by druzy

[druzy]

[Mkay]

@druzy  It’s time to break out the popcorn. 

[druzy]

4 minutes ago, Mkay said:

@druzy  It’s time to break out the popcorn. 

Thanks for giving me the heads-up on this battle royal!

[FairyDusted]

Oh sooooo buttery!!!

[MaggieG]

I am here for this foolishness!

[CaliforniaLove]

Aaaaand Jenelle had to chime in why exactly?

[Mkay]

[FairyDusted]

Rewards for the painful night of no boards.

[CaliforniaLove]

7 minutes ago, FairyDusted said:

Rewards for the painful night of no boards

While I do get up pretty early for work, I was asleep by 8 last night!! lol

[BitterApple]

My mind is boggled that these are grown "adults" with five children between them.

2 hours ago, CaliforniaLove said:

Aaaaand Jenelle had to chime in why exactly?

Jenelle's pissy because Leah, Kail and Chelsea iced her out at the reunion, so she's latched on to Brianna because no one else will have anything to do with her.

[CaliforniaLove]

3 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Jenelle's pissy because Leah, Kail and Chelsea iced her out at the reunion, so she's latched on to Brianna because no one else will have anything to do with her.

I thought Jenelle was a bitch to Briana on Twitter after the fact & what they had was a short-lived alliance? Regardless, she still has no excuse to chime in on this NOW. Worry about your clothing line Jenelle!...or you know, your kids? (sorry, I even made myself laugh with that one)

[Mkay]

?

[whydoiwatch]

I'm no prude by any means, but Brianna has a filthy mouth.

[BitterApple]

3 hours ago, whydoiwatch said:

I'm no prude by any means, but Brianna has a filthy mouth.

She really does. It's disgusting.

[Mkay]

I was a little embarrassed to post it.  I don’t talk like that. But I figured we have read worse. 

[GreatKazu]

1 hour ago, Mkay said:

I was a little embarrassed to post it.  I don’t talk like that. But I figured we have read worse. 

Agree.

Some of us can be a bit crude on these threads, but it isn't the same as posting on social media where people know you, know your name, and friends and family read your drama play out and read your explicit comments. 

[monicageller]

These trashy bitches.

With that said...

 

[MrsSlinky]

I just have to say this, Briana is giving me the most REAL I've seen in a while. My life is rather boring so I'm living for all this. And Kail and Jenelle both like to act like they are posh and fancy now, but Briana is just being Briana and it's the most real I've seen in a while. At least out of those three, I think Leah and Chelsea ended up kinda how they would be just with a little more money. 

I bet Kail is loving all this though because of all the hits her podcast is getting. 

[Emkat]

Briana is complete trash. It sickens me that she is the mother of two children. Absolutely disgusting.

[eskimo]

They all deserve each other.  Minus the innocent children these twits bred.

[BitterApple]

17 hours ago, Emkat said:

Briana is complete trash. It sickens me that she is the mother of two children. Absolutely disgusting.

100%. Nova is such a beautiful little girl. It makes me ill to think of her being exposed to that kind of negativity and language on a daily basis. I'm not judging any parent who drops the occasional "f-bomb" but the constant cussing and vulgar language from those women is a disgrace. 

[GreatKazu]

6 hours ago, BitterApple said:

100%. Nova is such a beautiful little girl. It makes me ill to think of her being exposed to that kind of negativity and language on a daily basis. I'm not judging any parent who drops the occasional "f-bomb" but the constant cussing and vulgar language from those women is a disgrace. 

Don't forget how grandma throws vases, takes off her sandal, and jumps up in restaurant booths. 

[ghoulina]

On 1/27/2018 at 12:04 PM, GreatKazu said:

Agree.

Some of us can be a bit crude on these threads, but it isn't the same as posting on social media where people know you, know your name, and friends and family read your drama play out and read your explicit comments. 

Right. We're anonymous here and we're just snarking these heifers. But they speak like his on SM because that's how they really talk. We've seen enough of Briana to know she doesn't couch her words in front of her children. It's absolutely disgusting. 

[monagatuna]

On 1/26/2018 at 8:40 PM, Mkay said:

?

If I were a twitterer, I'd have a really hard time not responding "eat it to what?"

[MyPeopleAreNordic]

Briana is trash and her tweets give me second-hand embarrassment for Stella and Nova, but she's also telling the truth on Kail here. Granted, it also applies to Briana & Luis, but hey. Someone should call Kail on her stuff (even if Briana has the same stuff going on). 

[teapot]

I know she's a little younger than the others, and she's definitely been more pampered, but she just seems so much more immature than even Jenelle and Leah (WTF AM I SAYING RIGHT NOW????????????)

[Bridget]

On 1/27/2018 at 4:46 PM, monicageller said:

These trashy bitches.

With that said...

 

Liking this for both the hilarious GIF and the content! 

 

("Did you see the match last night?")

[druzy]

[GreatKazu]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

Javi was there, too?

THAT is probably why Kanal backed out of having surgery. lol  She didn't want to be near either one of those two. 

[CofCinci]

Javi was there. They’re back together. 

http://starcasm.net/archives/383801

[MaggieG]

Oh jeez, they got back together? Where is that gif of Roxanne? I CAAAAANNNN"TTTTTTTTTT

[smhjess]

I watched the surgery.  Bri had two very different sized nipples after Nova and they fixed those, replaced the old implants but she will now have scars running up each breast, he explained why she had diaper butt, fixed that and did a tummy tuck.

[druzy]

2 minutes ago, smhjess said:

I watched the surgery.  Bri had two very different sized nipples after Nova and they fixed those, replaced the old implants but she will now have scars running up each breast, he explained why she had diaper butt, fixed that and did a tummy tuck.

Was Javi there?

[smhjess]

1 hour ago, druzy said:

Was Javi there?

Yes he was in the waiting room and they made sure to show him and to mention this was also being filmed for MTV.  Radaronline now has the story that the coven showed up with Devoin to recovery, Javi is not helping her recuperate like they suggested in the snap and now wishes he went to LA instead.  https://radaronline.com/photos/javi-marroquin-ditches-briana-dejesus-after-plastic-surgery-ex-boyfriend-devoin-austin-shows-up-teen-mom-2/

[MaggieG]

Devoin and Javi? This is turning into a bigger shitshow. Where is my popcorn?

[Christina87]

55 minutes ago, smhjess said:

Yes he was in the waiting room and they made sure to show him and to mention this was also being filmed for MTV.  Radaronline now has the story that the coven showed up with Devoin to recovery, Javi is not helping her recuperate like they suggested in the snap and now wishes he went to LA instead.  https://radaronline.com/photos/javi-marroquin-ditches-briana-dejesus-after-plastic-surgery-ex-boyfriend-devoin-austin-shows-up-teen-mom-2/

Yeah, because nothing says day in the life of the average teen mom like this. "Don't get preggo at 16, kids! You might just end up getting free plastic surgery and be taken care of by a guy way out of your league who flies down from several states away, trying to turn your hoe self into a housewife." All of them need to quit saying they're doing this to "help people" at this point. 

Edited February 2, 2018 by Christina87

[CofCinci]

5 hours ago, MaggieG said:

Devoin and Javi? This is turning into a bigger shitshow. Where is my popcorn?

Are they going to fight over who breaks in the new ass?

[ChristmasJones]

Did they explain why her butt looked like she had an over-filled diaper on?

[MissMel]

No.  Just that he was going to fix that.  Keep in mind, he was the one who did it in the first place.  Kail's too.

[Christina87]

I can't believe she is doing this while she has an infant without a supportive father. Way to dump more work onto everyone so you can have the ass you want, Briana! Well, who am I kidding? I'm sure Brittany meets most of their needs anyway, so with javi helping bri, business will probably run like usual. 

Oh yeah, I forgot that both nova and Stella are in "school." Still, bri is not the one shuttling them around either! She is not sitting on that ass for a long, long time. 

Edited February 3, 2018 by Christina87