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42 minutes ago, Lm2162 said:

Yes, I love how Kail says that she's bi but girls are too much drama. Um...have you met your ex-husband or most recent baby daddy? Or for that matter, YOURSELF?

The common denominator in her drama is HER OWN SELF.

Also, totally co-sign the post after that where I'm glad I sowed my wild oats and learned (eventually) that people who repress shit (sexual preferences, kinks, whatever) tend to explode with some stuff at a later date. Like, it's just not healthy. If you want to be dominated, go for it. If you want to dress in fancy edible underwear, do it. There's someone out there for you. Anyone judging you for what you're doing with YOUR body and other consenting adults is the one with the issue. 

 

ETA: Since we're talking about briana, I feel compelled to say "do what you want, but don't post the gruesome details on twitter, like the spitting. That's a bridge too far."

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17 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

The common denominator in her drama is HER OWN SELF.

Also, totally co-sign the post after that where I'm glad I sowed my wild oats and learned (eventually) that people who repress shit (sexual preferences, kinks, whatever) tend to explode with some stuff at a later date. Like, it's just not healthy. If you want to be dominated, go for it. If you want to dress in fancy edible underwear, do it. There's someone out there for you. Anyone judging you for what you're doing with YOUR body and other consenting adults is the one with the issue. 

 

ETA: Since we're talking about briana, I feel compelled to say "do what you want, but don't post the gruesome details on twitter, like the spitting. That's a bridge too far."

There’s very much a narrative in our society that the more “open” a woman is sexually the more attractive she is to men and the more likely is she to lock down a man to fulfill her emotional needs and provide financial support. Us sensible people know that’s total hogwash, but the narrative is there. That’s why women (girls) like Briana and Kailyn get so upset, somewhere in their head they “put out” and now the guy is supposed to “put out”.

In a lot of conservative heteronormative circles sex is only successful if the man falls in love with you afterward.....despite being the most obviously heteronormative of the group, Chelsea was the only one who always took responsibility for her hookups with Adam and never made it seem like she was being manipulated, despite his abuse towards her. Probably because Chelsea KNEW Adam wasn’t into being with her and it just took her way too long to accept it. Compared to a Kailyn type fucking a random dude from school bareback, knowing he’s not available to you emotionally, physically or financially and then crying he’s with “another girlfriend”..... the man was never yours!!

@Lm2162 I think that’s why a lot of women (and some men) who repress their sexuality in an effort to be “good”, go apeshit when they don’t get the “dream”....following xyz rules SHOULD mean you are rewarded in the end. 

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22 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

The common denominator in her drama is HER OWN SELF.

Also, totally co-sign the post after that where I'm glad I sowed my wild oats and learned (eventually) that people who repress shit (sexual preferences, kinks, whatever) tend to explode with some stuff at a later date. Like, it's just not healthy. If you want to be dominated, go for it. If you want to dress in fancy edible underwear, do it. There's someone out there for you. Anyone judging you for what you're doing with YOUR body and other consenting adults is the one with the issue. 

 

ETA: Since we're talking about briana, I feel compelled to say "do what you want, but don't post the gruesome details on twitter, like the spitting. That's a bridge too far."

Love this post many times over. I wish I could like it more.

The Kails and Brianas are in desperation mode. They are like spiders with their webs hoping to catch prey.

I just can't get past what Briana posts when it comes to her sex life. It isn't her job to have to post such descriptive tweets. She isn't Dr. Ruth! I don't think even Jenna Jameson or some other porn start tweets such details.

What Briana chooses to do in her bed, the back of a car, in the clubs, that is her business. But she can't cry foul for being judged for her behavior when she allows all of it to be public knowledge or shares it via social media.

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Genius move. She got a bulldog. Getting dragged all over twitter for adding a pet to the already overcrowded house, not having the resources to care for it, and of course, buying from a pet store tied to puppy mills (from what I read) and not adopting.

https://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/briana-dejesus-javi-marroquin-get-dog-together/

ETA link to humane society article about Petland, where she got the animal.

http://m.humanesociety.org/issues/puppy_mills/facts/petland_stores.html

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“Yey!!! We are getting a dog,” DeJesus tweeted on Saturday morning.

Hours later, she wrote,”Meet Bubba” in captioning an adorable photo of a puppy which she later identified as an English bulldog.

The reality TV star’s new dog with Marroquin will melt DeJesus’ heart as she also raises daughter Nova, 6, with ex-boyfriend Devoin Austin, and Stella, 4 months, with former beau Luis Hernandez.

On Sunday morning, DeJesus, who has two daughters, took to Twitter to write, “I smell like baby wipes and puppy breath lol it’s kinda gross.”

She also continues to have fun dating Marroquin.

In another tweet, DeJesus said he was trying to convince her to go snowboarding “in -4 degree weather. like I am not built for this cold weather…..”

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23 hours ago, guilfoyleatpp said:

The common denominator in her drama is HER OWN SELF.

Also, totally co-sign the post after that where I'm glad I sowed my wild oats and learned (eventually) that people who repress shit (sexual preferences, kinks, whatever) tend to explode with some stuff at a later date. Like, it's just not healthy. If you want to be dominated, go for it. If you want to dress in fancy edible underwear, do it. There's someone out there for you. Anyone judging you for what you're doing with YOUR body and other consenting adults is the one with the issue. 

 

ETA: Since we're talking about briana, I feel compelled to say "do what you want, but don't post the gruesome details on twitter, like the spitting. That's a bridge too far."

I also think Briana comes across as especially gross because she's clearly a try hard. If she was just posting about her own sexual preferences it would be way TMI and gross, but something about her feels sleazier than that. It always seems like she's a 15 year old girl trying to come across as "grown" and "sExY" to potential baby daddies, or trying to make her exes jealous. It never even seems like she's just slutty and that's her thing or whatever. It seems way worse than that, like she's always faking or the most desperate, insecure girl in the 9th grade. Which is understandable in 9th grade but not in your mid 20s with two children. 

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That poor dog in that teeny tiny apartment with all them DeSatan women screaming and yelling.

I am laughing at how they spelled their last name, DEHOEUS. It reads like Da Hoes.

 

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Ugh, no! I had a co-worker who used to work at Petland and she said the dogs would get delivered to the store in flimsy wire cages covered in shit because they were cooped up for the entire transport. They are an awful, unethical business. I didn't think I could possibly loathe Brianna any more and I just found a new level....

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How do you buy a dog "together" when you do not live together and one may or may not be deployed soon? Also, when is Brianna supposedly going to Japan? Get a puppy and leave it with your family to take care of, I suppose.

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On 1/6/2018 at 0:42 PM, guilfoyleatpp said:

The common denominator in her drama is HER OWN SELF.

Also, totally co-sign the post after that where I'm glad I sowed my wild oats and learned (eventually) that people who repress shit (sexual preferences, kinks, whatever) tend to explode with some stuff at a later date. Like, it's just not healthy. If you want to be dominated, go for it. If you want to dress in fancy edible underwear, do it. There's someone out there for you. Anyone judging you for what you're doing with YOUR body and other consenting adults is the one with the issue. 

 

ETA: Since we're talking about briana, I feel compelled to say "do what you want, but don't post the gruesome details on twitter, like the spitting. That's a bridge too far."

OMFG, I cannot love this post enough times!

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26 minutes ago, Adiba said:

Also, when is Brianna supposedly going to Japan?

I think she said May.  It seems she deleted her Twitter but Brittany hasn't.  When they caught heat for the forest posts, Brittany posted something about cancelling it.  I guess she meant going to the Forest, not the Japan trip all together.  This is still on her feed:

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I don't think you're crazy. She's so schlubby on the show most of the time, but she has gorgeous eyes and when they get dolled up, I definitely think she's the prettier sister. By a landslide. 

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On 1/7/2018 at 0:28 PM, Lm2162 said:

I also think Briana comes across as especially gross because she's clearly a try hard. If she was just posting about her own sexual preferences it would be way TMI and gross, but something about her feels sleazier than that. It always seems like she's a 15 year old girl trying to come across as "grown" and "sExY" to potential baby daddies, or trying to make her exes jealous. It never even seems like she's just slutty and that's her thing or whatever. It seems way worse than that, like she's always faking or the most desperate, insecure girl in the 9th grade. Which is understandable in 9th grade but not in your mid 20s with two children. 

Some of these idiots tweet such intimate things. I'm no prude but most of their stuff I would only say to my husband and no one else.

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2 hours ago, UniqueHandle said:

One would think with all the "saving" Javi does with single moms, he would have the brains to adopt a rescue dog. 

I guess his broken wing syndrome only works with humans, not with pets. 

I believe he has a dog. He acquired it when he was married to Hulk.

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On 1/8/2018 at 9:39 AM, Lm2162 said:

Call me crazy but I actually think Brittany is very pretty and has a gorgeous face. https://twitter.com/BrittDeJesus_

Briana I think is much less cute but she clearly thinks she's hot shit.

No you’re not crazy. The DeJesus women have a natural (physical) beauty. Brittany’s baby face also means she will never look old (I don’t think she smokes like her Mom which will help, Roxanne has ruined her skin smoking). 

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On 1/7/2018 at 0:28 PM, Lm2162 said:

I also think Briana comes across as especially gross because she's clearly a try hard. If she was just posting about her own sexual preferences it would be way TMI and gross, but something about her feels sleazier than that. It always seems like she's a 15 year old girl trying to come across as "grown" and "sExY" to potential baby daddies, or trying to make her exes jealous. It never even seems like she's just slutty and that's her thing or whatever. It seems way worse than that, like she's always faking or the most desperate, insecure girl in the 9th grade. Which is understandable in 9th grade but not in your mid 20s with two children. 

1000×s i agree with your post!! Ill say it again....this bitch tweets all this "grown/sexy/nasty/freaky bullshit, and ill bet my life that she lays there like a fucking dead fish while "random from da club" does all the work ?

On 1/7/2018 at 3:05 PM, MissMel said:

Fuuuck i love cindy93503449!!! Someone find me her address, she needs flowers and chocolates and weed (im in cali ?) sent to her for making my day with that shit!!! 

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On 1/9/2018 at 0:43 PM, Scarlett45 said:

No you’re not crazy. The DeJesus women have a natural (physical) beauty. Brittany’s baby face also means she will never look old (I don’t think she smokes like her Mom which will help, Roxanne has ruined her skin smoking). 

Brittany is definitely the prettier of the two and the most level headed of the three (relatively speaking, of course). 

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On 1/8/2018 at 1:46 PM, UniqueHandle said:

One would think with all the "saving" Javi does with single moms, he would have the brains to adopt a rescue dog. 

I'm not shocked Briana (and Javi) bought their dog from a pet store. Lots of pet adoption agencies want to be able to verify that your lifestyle is dog-friendly (they ask if you're a student, if you travel for work, etc), make sure that your landlord allows pets (meaning you've got to pay a pet deposit as well in most cases), and follow up to make sure you've taken the puppy/dog to a vet if they make you list your vet on the forms.

One of the former renters in our rental property (who is also a good friend) tried to adopt through one of our local animal rescue groups (that runs the local animal shelter) and they called us to make sure as landlords that we'd be okay with him having the dog and asked us if we knew if his lifestyle would be a good fit for a dog. We said yes and yes....however, they called him back and told him he wasn't qualified to adopt because he was working 40 hours a week and in nursing school, so they weren't sure he'd have adequate time for the dog.  They did invite him to re-apply if he wanted to adopt a dog in the future when he finished nursing school.  Ten plus years ago, my college roommate and I tried to adopt a cat our senior year of college and were denied by one cat adoption agency because we were students as well (although another agency did allow us to adopt a cat). Adopting an animal in many places is almost like applying for a loan or job that requires a background check! Ha!

Animal rescue groups also generally either have already had the dogs spayed/neutered or require that they be spayed/neutered. (You know, all things good pet owners would do/take care of....and we know most of these girls/guys don't get their dogs fixed...although I think Kail *maybe* has).  Something tells me that due to the requirements/checks by animal rescue organizations these days in many places, Briana (& Javi) wouldn't necessarily qualify to adopt from a reputable animal rescue.  

However, I'm probably giving them too much credit in thinking they may have even tried to get a rescue dog. It probably didn't even cross their minds. They probably saw that TM check direct deposit in their bank accounts and were like "OOOOH! I wanna buy a puppy!"

On 1/8/2018 at 8:40 AM, MissMel said:

Really, Capt. Save-A-Hoe-Javi??? Really?  These girls decide to move you into their and their children's lives super fast and you insta-step-daddy to their kids but you didn't think the girls you're saving would expect you to help take care of their dogs, too? They're (Kail & Briana) after those bennies- military benefits, TM extra screen time benefits, social media likes benefits, new daddy figure benefit, new dog-daddy figure benefit..... PLEASE. As soon as that dog was adopted, you should have known the Coven would be screaming at you to potty train it, take it out, clean up after it, etc. 

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I can't imagine why all these girls decide to get puppies at the worst possible time!!! Puppies are a LOT of work, and I can't think of a worse time to get one than living with your four relatives in a small apartment, new baby, and new long-distance relationship. Leah got a new puppy after a divorce and rehab, with three small children and an addiction problem, while she was frequently moving from place to place. Jenelle's life is ALWAYS unstable, and she gets pets like they're going out of style. At least Chelsea waited until she had a home and some stability before she got Pete, but I don't even think I would have gotten her animals if I'd been Randy during the couch-sitting, trying-to-get GED phase. I would have said, "i'm already paying for all your expenses for you and your child. You can get your own dog when you finish beauty school!" I thiiiiiiink Kail waited until getting with javi to have a dog...at least she didn't have one while getting kicked back and forth between Jo's house, her mom's house, welfare house, etc. Idiot Briana would have found that to be the perfect time to get a dog!

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JesusGodLeah - she's getting all that surgery?  And she has a puppy and a child under one?  My sister got her breasts removed due to cancer and she couldn't lift her  twin babies for 4-5 weeks.   I know a breast lift isn't as major but Brianna is going to be out of commission for a while and for no good reason as she'll be knocked up by another rando in a couple of years.   What a selfish human being.

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“It will look bad on his name at work”.  Huh??  ADDITIONAL plastic surgery looks bad, but being on Teen Mom, fighting over social media and  filming marriage boot camp are all ok.   These people!! 

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58 minutes ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

“It will look bad on his name at work”.  Huh??  ADDITIONAL plastic surgery looks bad, but being on Teen Mom, fighting over social media and marriage boot came are all ok.   These people!! 

Exactly what I came here to say.  It doesn’t even make sense!  

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17 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

Didn't she JUST have that exact same surgery???? 

 

Some of the reasoning is stupid, but all I have to say about this split it, "Thank you, (De)Jesus!"

is she done having kids?  wouldn't you not want to put your body through that until you were completely done? 

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49 minutes ago, teapot said:

is she done having kids?  wouldn't you not want to put your body through that until you were completely done? 

I'm thinking this is the real issue. Javi realizes that she won't want anymore kids soon because of the surgery, so that's why he's bolting! He wants more NOW. 

ETA: I thought bri would be pregnant like yesterday to trap javi, but then I realized that she already has two sugar mamas supporting her and raising her children, so I guess, what does she need a man for?

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7 hours ago, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

“It will look bad on his name at work”.  Huh??  ADDITIONAL plastic surgery looks bad, but being on Teen Mom, fighting over social media and  filming marriage boot camp are all ok.   These people!! 

That doesn’t make a lick of sense. 

I agree with @Christina87- Javi wanted more kids right away and to mold Briana into his “famewhore housewife of the year” and she wasn’t interested. 

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Hmmm, on “it’s a wrap” they were hinting about having a baby together. You see folks, holding out for a solid 6 months of dating before having a baby is the smart thing to do (in the TEEN MOM world - in OUR world you want to be with someone more than 6 months to plan for a baby) due to the revolving door of relationships these people have. I was seriously expecting some pregnancy news by now. I shocked and impressed that no babies or weddings came out of this 4 month relationship. Impressed. Sacrcasm.

 

ETA: I forgot they have shared custody of the dog. See folks, this is why you should wait at least a year of dating before you get a pet together. They had the dog for what? Two weeks before splitting up?? Thank goodness we’re talking about a dog and not a pregnancy.

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5 hours ago, Calm81 said:

Hmmm, on “it’s a wrap” they were hinting about having a baby together. You see folks, holding out for a solid 6 months of dating before having a baby is the smart thing to do (in the TEEN MOM world - in OUR world you want to be with someone more than 6 months to plan for a baby) due to the revolving door of relationships these people have. I was seriously expecting some pregnancy news by now. I shocked and impressed that no babies or weddings came out of this 4 month relationship. Impressed. Sacrcasm.

 

ETA: I forgot they have shared custody of the dog. See folks, this is why you should wait at least a year of dating before you get a pet together. They had the dog for what? Two weeks before splitting up?? Thank goodness we’re talking about a dog and not a pregnancy.

Remember though, Javi posted he was supposed to have nothing to do with this dog. All articles were reporting it was theirs. He says it was only hers. 

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On ‎1‎/‎16‎/‎2018 at 10:52 AM, MaddyMaeboxerbabe said:

“It will look bad on his name at work”.  Huh??  ADDITIONAL plastic surgery looks bad, but being on Teen Mom, fighting over social media and  filming marriage boot camp are all ok.   These people!! 

She should have thought of that before tweeting "spitting in my asshole as he spreads my cheeks". 

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I wonder if there's any way Briana realizes how hard having one baby is, and smartly decided that two was too many! I think most of these girls idealize having a baby, since they all had a rough first experience as teens. They all want to have babies as adults and think it will be a cake walk, but It never is. For instance, I wonder if Chelsea has decided having a baby is harder than she expected. She's in the best situation, and with her babyyyyyyyy fever for little Coleys, not being able to wait until the wedding, etc, I expected her to be pregnant again within the year. Since she lost all that weight for her second wedding, I wouldn't be surprised if she wants to enjoy her body for now and hold off on the WORK of having more, even with a supportive family. Kail talked so much about being "cute pregnant," and I think she relished the thought of having this baby in her McMansion. Even though she tried to trap Chris, I'm sure there is a part of her that is fine with doing it alone, and actually prefers it that way. I mean, she gets 100% of the control! Yet, she seems to harbor guilt (writing that"letter to her boys") and has seemed on the verge of a breakdown since the baby was born (well, when has she not?). Plus she had all that stress about whether Chris would attend the birth, etc. Maybe Briana is smart enough to realize that having two back-to-back babies isn't a good idea for everybody, even good moms like Chelsea (for all we know, Chelsea may be trying, but I'm surprised she hasn't announced by now). 

Javi needs to RUN and find. Someone. Like. Vee!

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46 minutes ago, Christina87 said:

I wonder if there's any way Briana realizes how hard having one baby is, and smartly decided that two was too many! I think most of these girls idealize having a baby, since they all had a rough first experience as teens. They all want to have babies as adults and think it will be a cake walk, but It never is. For instance, I wonder if Chelsea has decided having a baby is harder than she expected. She's in the best situation, and with her babyyyyyyyy fever for little Coleys, not being able to wait until the wedding, etc, I expected her to be pregnant again within the year. Since she lost all that weight for her second wedding, I wouldn't be surprised if she wants to enjoy her body for now and hold off on the WORK of having more, even with a supportive family. Kail talked so much about being "cute pregnant," and I think she relished the thought of having this baby in her McMansion. Even though she tried to trap Chris, I'm sure there is a part of her that is fine with doing it alone, and actually prefers it that way. I mean, she gets 100% of the control! Yet, she seems to harbor guilt (writing that"letter to her boys") and has seemed on the verge of a breakdown since the baby was born (well, when has she not?). Plus she had all that stress about whether Chris would attend the birth, etc. Maybe Briana is smart enough to realize that having two back-to-back babies isn't a good idea for everybody, even good moms like Chelsea (for all we know, Chelsea may be trying, but I'm surprised she hasn't announced by now). 

Javi needs to RUN and find. Someone. Like. Vee!

I’m not so surprised Chelsea isn’t pregnant yet. She is only 26.....she and Cole have another decade of baby making ahead at least. She most likely won’t want another huge gap between her kids, she will probably have 1-2 more in the next few years. 

 

I think you hit the nail on the head- two children is always 3x as much work as one. Briana had just gotten to the point where Nova was more independent and starting school full time, now back to the baby stage. She’s tired! (She should be.)

I still have NO FUCKING CLUE why Kailyn decided on a 3rd with some rando from school. 

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Omg. He wanted to move in with her this SUMMER?! 

The plastic surgery debate is another example of Javi's controlling ways. Briana is an idiot and total trash. But that's not the reason they broke up...it's that she wouldn't change all of her future plans (stupid or not) for him within weeks/months of dating. 

News flash, Javi: if you want an uber submissive woman willing to mold her life to yours immediately, find some local religious girl with no kids or just one, or a young military widow. Not Kail and Briana! They both pride themselves on "not needing a man." 

But I suspect that's part of the draw for him. He's turned on by it on some level. He dated a few nice, normal girls and it didn't work for him. He wants to feel like he can conquer someone who's mouthy or a challenge. No different from Jenelle with her bad boy fetish. 

His love life isn't going to end well unless he gets it together. He has about one last chance, or one last reality show stint, before any girl who would actually be compatible with him in terms of desired power dynamics wouldn't even be interested. 

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The reason about the plastic surgery doesn't make sense to me. Briana isn't always fully honest. Perhaps Javi was encouraging her not to go through with the surgery because she is fine just the way she is (well, she isn't, but you know what I mean). Sort of how like Keefah told Jenelle to not have breast implant surgery.  

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1 minute ago, GreatKazu said:

The reason about the plastic surgery doesn't make sense to me. Briana isn't always fully honest. Perhaps Javi was encouraging her not to go through with the surgery because she is fine just the way she is (well, she isn't, but you know what I mean). Sort of how like Keefah told Jenelle to not have breast implant surgery.  

I could see that, and then her lying about it. Or maybe she has some future "plans" (like for a porn career) that she isn't telling?

Alternatively, I could *definitely* see Javi as the type to say things like "you shouldn't change your body if that's the way *I* want it" or "why do you want plastic surgery? do you want other guys looking at you? DO YOU DO YOU DO YOU?!?!?!" 

Or both. Probably both.

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