S06.E08: Mother's Day

[Tara Ariano]

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Maci and Taylor welcome their third child; Gary co-parents with Amber, but there's still tension between them.

[GreatKazu]

How can one parent with someone who never has visitation with their child?

[CofCinci]

8 hours ago, GreatKazu said:

How can one parent with someone who never has visitation with their child?

Word. It's not "co-parenting" when one parent shoulders all the responsibility while the other takes the child only one day every four weeks.  She can't even be bothered to tell the child to brush her teeth. Sophia Lauren(t) is a feral child that one most likely has to yell at in order for the kid to brush.  Leah isn't like Sophia. She's an easy, agreeable kid that is always neatly groomed.  "Leah, it's time to brush your teeth," seems like all that needs to be said. Amber can't even manage the most basic tasks as a parent -- making sure your kid's teeth don't rot.

[GreatKazu]

Amber is asleep until noon. So, there goes the morning when Leah would brush her teeth.  Lunch time comes around. They likely go out to eat at McDonald's. I saw Leah with a large size McDonald's soda cup in her hands two episodes ago when she was wanting to know why Amber didn't pick her up that one visitation day. If they are out and about, and drinking soda, by the time they get home, I don't think Amber is thinking about telling her kid to brush her teeth. Matt has a filthy-looking mouth. He sure as hell doesn't brush his teeth. Why would Amber tell Leah to do that when her fuck buddy doesn't?  By the time dinner rolls around, Amber is back in bed as Matt likely orders in food, goes out to pick up food, or tosses something into the microwave. Amber is not there to tell Leah to do anything other than "Bring me some more wine, Boo Boo."

[Uncle JUICE]

I'm putting TMOG on notice officially: we are at a real crossroads in our relationship. This season has been awful, these girls are devolving and the show is so fucking boring, and I'm starting to feel worse about myself (because these children are all under some sort of neglect, except the Bookout-Taylor-Tylers or whatever their last name is) because I'm contributing to it. But it's just a bad show now, starring bad people, in a bad format. If this episode doesn't turn it around (I'm tired of saying three more episodes to turn it around...this isn't a slow episode of Breaking Bad, it's reality tv), we are done after this season, until the inevitable "Where Are They Now?" special, or worse the documentary "Making a Murderer: Matt Baier" doc. 

Edited October 3, 2016 by Uncle JUICE

[SPLAIN]

This episode should be re-titled Mother-fuckers Day.

[mamadrama]

Butch is bringing it in this one. Compassionate? Empathy?

My son: wouldn't it have been funny if that jogger had said, "Hey, aren't you the son of the beep from Teen Mom?'"

My DS is 9 and even HE has Matt's number.

ETA: 20 minutes later--"Sometimes these people disgust me."

My DS is more entertaining to me than the show.

Edited October 4, 2016 by mamadrama
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[VioletNevermind]

Maci to Taylor at the dinner table as Jayde fussed and the new baby cried: "Have three kids, they said.  It'll be fun, they said."

No, sweetheart, you have only your irresponsibility to thank for that.

Edited October 4, 2016 by SuzyLee

[Primetimer]

Everyone celebrates in her own way: Catelynn with horses, Amber on a boat, and Farrah by partying with Pikachu.

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[FlowerofCarnage]

You know that jogger comtemplated selling her house when she realized who it was living across the street from her.

Kim knew what she was doing when she outed Cait!

Nova wondering toward the gate...that kid just wants to bust out of Casa Baltierra so bad!

Edited October 4, 2016 by FlowerofCarnage
Bad spelling

[Brooklynista]

"Wow! You're really indulging ". Eat a dick Tyler.  And your mother can eat a dick too. Her main purpose was to shame Cate on camera about her smoking weed after rehab. 

I'm not for Cate mixing meds and weed, but fuck Kim for pretending to be some concerned MIL with only Cate's best interest at heart. She's an asshole like her son.

[pheebs]

OMG - Farrah's pink dress she wore to lunch with her Mom and Mowglette. My eyes...they bleed. Who the hell has that much side bewb? Mowglette's red, crooked, smeared lipstick - and Farrah's cheap, filthy looking false eyelashes. Is there no end to the cringeworthyness?

[WhosThatGirl]

Tyler needs a dictionary. I don't think he knows what 'sympathetic' and 'emphatic' mean. It was nice what he did for Cate for mothers day with the horses, but I feel like a producer thought of that first. I wanted to high-five Cate during dinner when he told her she was eating too much or something. SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP TYLER!

Edited October 4, 2016 by WhosThatGirl

[Maharincess]

I'm so happy I have you guys. I've missed the past few episodes.  There was a marathon today so I figured I'd catxh up on my episodes. 

I watched Matt and Amber get their offer accepted on a house and it looks like they're driving a luxury car.   Then I saw Tyler whining to the producer about how "over worked" he's been for a  whole week.   As I felt my blood pressure rise I realized I made the right decision to stop watching this bullshit. 

I'm happy I have you guys so I can read about how ridiculous it is and kind of stay caught up without having to watch.   Thanks for taking my bullet. 

[TexasGal]

I know someone mentioned this last week, but Tyler's "I take care of me, she takes care of her" bs has to stop.  You're married you asshole.  You're supposed to take care of each other.  And your poor adorable child who will hit the bricks as soon as she can.  Plus, also, his passive aggressive criticisms disguised as jokes.  I swear, we could see Cate falling apart.  Clean hair and makeup...back to greasy looking hair, no makeup, picking at her arm.

[Marley]

I can't even with Tyler. He's such a douche and really no prize himself. His mom also needs to look at her son before she starts criticisizing Catelynn.

[poeticlicensed]

Doesn't anyone on this show know how to cook? Every meal featured take out containers of every style. And Tyler, idiot, you freaking wait until AFTER cate gets a giant container of chinese food to tell her that she shouldn't be eating it. How about when dinner time rolls around that you suggest that they eat a salad together or some other healthy option. But no. 

Amber's house must smell of pee and poop. 

Farrah's butt implants are ridiculous. 

Bentley looks more like Ryan the older he gets 

Edited October 4, 2016 by poeticlicensed

[AhFillAck]

That horse liked grass as much as Cate and Tyler do.

[iheartla]

Why won't Matt allow Amber to drive? Amber asked to drive the boat and he said no, but then he lets Leah try? 

Bentley has grown so much you could almost pass him off as Maci's peer rather than her son. What a good kid he's grown to be. 

I can't comment on the rest tonight. This episode felt like it was 2 hours long.

[poopchute]

3 hours ago, poeticlicensed said:

Doesn't anyone on this show know how to cook? Every meal featured take out containers of every style. And Tyler, idiot, you freaking wait until AFTER cate gets a giant container of chinese food to tell her that she shouldn't be eating it. How about when dinner time rolls around that you suggest that they eat a salad together or some other healthy option. But no. 

Amber's house must smell of pee and poop. 

Farrah's butt implants are ridiculous. 

Bentley looks more like Ryan the older he gets 

I really don't understand why Tyler and Catelyn still haven't figured out how to turn on the oven and place two chicken breasts inside.  I've been saying it for at least two seasons.  It's really not hard?

Edited October 4, 2016 by poopchute

[CofCinci]

3 hours ago, poopchute said:

I really don't understand why Tyler and Catelyn still haven't figured out how to turn on the oven and place two chicken breasts inside.  I've been saying it for at least two seasons.  It's really not hard?

It's easy to cook. They just have no drive to do any thing other than smoke pot, social media and eat take out. 

[Uncle JUICE]

That's it, TMOG, we're through. I'm giving you whatever you have left on this season, then I expect you to pack your shit and get the fuck out of my life.

I'm tired of trying to figure out exactly why you're still showing Maci, but it feels like so I swear to never, ever grow a beard, so my mouth doesn't look like Bigfoot's asshole.

I feel like true character was revealed when Tyler proclaimed his intentions "noble," I mean who refers to themselves as having "noble" intentions? And TAKE OFF THAT FUCKING HAT. I don't know what internet minion supports that, but stop drawing attention to your tiny head. Why does he have that truck? I swear, did none of these people think to themselves "Maybe I should ask a professional what to do with this money?...ah, fuck it, I"m getting a totally impractical dual axle truck for my business of hauling my ego around!" His mom is every bit as phony as he is, too. And I couldn't agree more: "She has to be responsible for her, I have to be responsible for me" is not how being married works. If your partner is struggling, you have to be there to support. If she got some terrible disease, is your response "Wow, not my problem, bring yourself to the hospital"?

I'm saddened watching those white trash dummies on a rented pontoon, I feel like Matt was definitely scoping out where a body would be less likely to surface. I love that their new fancy digs already smell like dog shit and piss. How often does a dog have to take a shit in your house for you to be able to identify, by smell, one of their "loads"? And dickwad, PUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DOG ON A LEASH. You're not on the farm anymore, townie. If there's sidewalks and people jogging, you can't let your rottweiler / doberman whatever off leash in the front yard to piss if he "likes joggers." Be considerate, you fucking douche. I know his heart fluttered when that girl asked him "are you from Teen Mom?" And there's no way he hasn't used dogs to get a woman talking to him. He is already like 16% of the way toward thinking "I'm going to fuck this broad" by the time that conversation was over. 

And I'm furious with you, TMOG, for enabling the monster that IS Farrah. I can't take these manufactured "I'm taking a birthday weekend with Flufferfoofoonumnum in Miami, because I know she misses it, we used to live there." First off, no you didn't, you lived in Fort Lauderdale. Second of all, no one's ever mentioned Florida, and Sofia's had like six minutes of total screentime and her twelve lines consist of striking disappointment and red flags for behavior and neglect. And why would you wear that dress to a restaurant? She looked so fucking gross, and she's with her mom! I can't imagine my daughter trying to dress like that to go out with my wife! And her talking about how much she accomplished, after revealing that she wasn't going to be able to accomplish her dream of...what was it? Was it selling plastic copies of her pussy and asshole for creeps to fuck? Because mazel tov, you did it, girl!! High five mom! I loved "I just wanted to live my life the way I wanted to, with nothing standing in my way!" she says completely unironically, as the thing that stands in EVERY ADULT"S WAY of doing whatever we want sat right next to her. "Wub you goopieblubiemunchiemoo!" 

Go fuck yourself, TMOG. You're the scag we use to get through the dry spells before the good stuff gets back in town. TM2 forever. 

[poopchute]

2 hours ago, CofCinci said:

It's easy to cook. They just have no drive to do any thing other than smoke pot, social media and eat take out. 

Posters here have suggested that they don't know how to use an oven because their parents never did.  I just don't think it's very hard to turn it on, set it to 350, and then place the items inside of it. Is that really a skill you have to hone over years watching someone else do it?

[ghoulina]

Are we really to believe that Sophia did ALL of that Mother's Day stuff for Farrah? The cards, okay. But she sent flowers? Several bouquets? Maybe I'm weird, but on Mother's Day my kids hand me wild flowers or clumps of weeds. I bet Farrah sent herself those flowers. This is the woman who bought her own engagement ring, after all. 

Speaking of, no Simon this episode! But boy does her father seem to hate him. Every episode he's dying to know if she's finally done with him once and for all. I'm really not so sure why dad would care that much, unless he thinks Simon is after Farrah's money. Because - who cares if he doesn't make her happy. A prince with an 8 pack couldn't make her happy. 

So they went to Miami to celebrate Farrah's birthday, and Sophia just had to come because she once lived there and really misses it? Do what now? Didn't they live there for like 5 months when Sophia was only one or two? Also, loved the dinner scene where Farrah is going on and on about how she's living life exactly as she wants to, and HOW happy she is, blah, blah, blah. Cut to Sophia sitting there, miserable look on her face, about ready to stab someone with those forks. That child is like a weird combination of neglect and over-indulgence. 

Oh, and Deborah, you should know better than to talk about a wild birthday party in front of innocent Sophia! It's not like she's ever sat in on a porn sales meeting or anything. Also, Deborah, please don't comment on how beautiful the oceans are. That kind of comment really makes Farrah irate. Just watch Baby Goo and keep your mouth shut. 

 

I really hate seeing how worried Gary is about Leah when she's at Amber. It's not cool that he can't get a hold of her any time he needs to. He has to resort to sending her with an old iPod, and even then a 7-year-old isn't going to remember to charge it. Amber should make sure Leah calls her dad nightly. We see how much Gary tries - inviting them to a BBQ and everything, but Amber can't be arsed to care. 

Meanwhile, their dog(s) is already peeing all over the new house and Amber's stuck mopping it up while Matt stalks his next victim - the cute, jogger lady from up the street. And who names a dog Herman???? (Sorry, if your dog is named Herman. You get a pass, because you're not a life suck like Amber and Matt.) Were any of the other animals seen? Did they ditch them all before moving in? 

 

So Maverick is finally here. I'm surprised Taylor didn't bring Maci a beer in the delivery room, what with all his excitement about "getting his drinking buddy back". Life is more than beer, Taylor, I promise. They are a cute family, though. I love seeing Bentley interact with his siblings. That is one awesome kid right there, Ryan be damned. 

 

I'm really not seeing much of a change in Cate. She says she's better, but she still looks sad and listless, to me. Even at the horse place, it was like she was phoning it in. I think she needs a lot more than 30 days to get her out of this depression. And she needs a Tyler-ectomy as well. 

Oh, I'm sorry, he's really a saint of a husband. He has good intentions, but just a bad delivery. Tell me, Tyler, what were your good intentions behind proclaiming you won't have a heifer as a wife? What were your good intentions behind commenting on how Cate is "really indulging" in her dinner? I bet you had a celery stick for YOUR dinner, right? 

Cate mentioned she was just so used to the structure at "rehab". I bet it was good for her. So get some structure here! Get a job, even something part time. A work out routine. Volunteer at the horse ranch or animal shelter or something. Meet a friend for coffee once a week. Find play dates and story times that meet on a regular basis for Nova. You can be a SAHM, even, and have a routine, some structure. Implement what you learned! 

Then Kim comes over and innocently throws Cate under the bus! Oh, I bet that was all Tyler. "Mom, I was told by her therapists not to call her out or criticize anything, so can you come over and say she was high the other night? Thanks". Meanwhile, Nova is crying from the other room and no one can be bothered to drag their asses out of their seats to check on her. SO over these people. 

[imjagain]

Maci named that child Maverick.  Poor thing. I see his middle name is Reed,  maybe he'll decide to be called Reed. 

Tyler is an asshole!  I can't even imagine how uncomfortable and self conscious I'd be if my husband let out a big sigh and said "my God!  you're really indulging today"  if he was so disgusted by her eating, leave the room. Cate has her issues that she needs to work on,  but her biggest problem is that prick she's married to.  If you go to Twitter you see a bunch of  idiots telling them how wonderful and pure their love is.... I'm like wtf?  are these people watching a different show? Tyler wants out of that marriage so bad.  Cate knows he's not happy with her,   I'm sure,  has a lot to do with her depression and anxiety.

Idk who these people are that tell Tyler he's  good looking,  because to me he looks like a giant penis with a bad toupee. 

 

If Mat was jogging behind me I'd spray him with my pepper spray.  It looked I was watching the id channel and he was going to kidnap that poor girl.  I love that he knew he'd probably have to clean up after the dog when he got back. Amber probably realized she should clean it, at least while cameras were on.  

Sophia did look miserable at Farrah's birthday lunch/ dinner. Maybe she was just embarrassed by her mom's dress. 

Edited October 4, 2016 by imjagain

[toodywoody]

1 hour ago, Uncle JUICE said:

That's it, TMOG, we're through. I'm giving you whatever you have left on this season, then I expect you to pack your shit and get the fuck out of my life.

I'm tired of trying to figure out exactly why you're still showing Maci, but it feels like so I swear to never, ever grow a beard, so my mouth doesn't look like Bigfoot's asshole.

I feel like true character was revealed when Tyler proclaimed his intentions "noble," I mean who refers to themselves as having "noble" intentions? And TAKE OFF THAT FUCKING HAT. I don't know what internet minion supports that, but stop drawing attention to your tiny head. Why does he have that truck? I swear, did none of these people think to themselves "Maybe I should ask a professional what to do with this money?...ah, fuck it, I"m getting a totally impractical dual axle truck for my business of hauling my ego around!" His mom is every bit as phony as he is, too. And I couldn't agree more: "She has to be responsible for her, I have to be responsible for me" is not how being married works. If your partner is struggling, you have to be there to support. If she got some terrible disease, is your response "Wow, not my problem, bring yourself to the hospital"?

I'm saddened watching those white trash dummies on a rented pontoon, I feel like Matt was definitely scoping out where a body would be less likely to surface. I love that their new fancy digs already smell like dog shit and piss. How often does a dog have to take a shit in your house for you to be able to identify, by smell, one of their "loads"? And dickwad, PUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DOG ON A LEASH. You're not on the farm anymore, townie. If there's sidewalks and people jogging, you can't let your rottweiler / doberman whatever off leash in the front yard to piss if he "likes joggers." Be considerate, you fucking douche. I know his heart fluttered when that girl asked him "are you from Teen Mom?" And there's no way he hasn't used dogs to get a woman talking to him. He is already like 16% of the way toward thinking "I'm going to fuck this broad" by the time that conversation was over. 

And I'm furious with you, TMOG, for enabling the monster that IS Farrah. I can't take these manufactured "I'm taking a birthday weekend with Flufferfoofoonumnum in Miami, because I know she misses it, we used to live there." First off, no you didn't, you lived in Fort Lauderdale. Second of all, no one's ever mentioned Florida, and Sofia's had like six minutes of total screentime and her twelve lines consist of striking disappointment and red flags for behavior and neglect. And why would you wear that dress to a restaurant? She looked so fucking gross, and she's with her mom! I can't imagine my daughter trying to dress like that to go out with my wife! And her talking about how much she accomplished, after revealing that she wasn't going to be able to accomplish her dream of...what was it? Was it selling plastic copies of her pussy and asshole for creeps to fuck? Because mazel tov, you did it, girl!! High five mom! I loved "I just wanted to live my life the way I wanted to, with nothing standing in my way!" she says completely unironically, as the thing that stands in EVERY ADULT"S WAY of doing whatever we want sat right next to her. "Wub you goopieblubiemunchiemoo!" 

Go fuck yourself, TMOG. You're the scag we use to get through the dry spells before the good stuff gets back in town. TM2 forever. 

This is awesome. Wish I could give it a trillion likes. But the the selling plastic copies of her pussy and asshole for creeps to fuck, was the very bestest of the best and I spat out my drink.

Oh and Tyler, why don't you maybe take your wife on a date, do the dishes, take Nova and plan a spa day for Cate. All those things would be thoughtful instead of being a giant hairy asshole about Cate and what she eats. If I had some prick criticizing every fucking thing I ate, I would be all down in the dumps too.

Edited October 4, 2016 by toodywoody

[alexa]

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If Mat was jogging behind me I'd spray him with my pepper spray.  It looked I was watching the id channel and he was going to kidnap that poor girl.  

I thought the same thing!  It was like one of those shows where you see the interaction before the crime took place.  She was probably thinking...omg, the awful teen mom couple lives in our neighborhood!  We have to move now...!  I am sure she is horrified it was Matt of all people.

Plus as was stated above, I hated how the dog isn't on a leash and he just lets it chase everyone down like it is funny.  I am admittedly not a dog person and I hate when people have their dogs free to run up to me and then then come up and say, Oh she is very friendly!  Well, great, but how do I know that when some random dog chases me down?  There are some that aren't friendly....

[beesknees]

OMG - Sophia is a weird combination of neglect and over-indulgence.  THIS.  THIS. ALWAYS THIS.   Oh Ghouliana, I love you with the fire of a thousand suns.  You always say the exact appropriate thing.

Edited October 4, 2016 by beesknees

[Pherber]

Did anyone else laugh at the absurdity of it all whenever Amber asked Matt how she could be an inspiration (to her fans) if she gains her weight back?  

[happykitteh]

2 hours ago, Uncle JUICE said:

That's it, TMOG, we're through. I'm giving you whatever you have left on this season, then I expect you to pack your shit and get the fuck out of my life.

I'm tired of trying to figure out exactly why you're still showing Maci, but it feels like so I swear to never, ever grow a beard, so my mouth doesn't look like Bigfoot's asshole.

I feel like true character was revealed when Tyler proclaimed his intentions "noble," I mean who refers to themselves as having "noble" intentions? And TAKE OFF THAT FUCKING HAT. I don't know what internet minion supports that, but stop drawing attention to your tiny head. Why does he have that truck? I swear, did none of these people think to themselves "Maybe I should ask a professional what to do with this money?...ah, fuck it, I"m getting a totally impractical dual axle truck for my business of hauling my ego around!" His mom is every bit as phony as he is, too. And I couldn't agree more: "She has to be responsible for her, I have to be responsible for me" is not how being married works. If your partner is struggling, you have to be there to support. If she got some terrible disease, is your response "Wow, not my problem, bring yourself to the hospital"?

I'm saddened watching those white trash dummies on a rented pontoon, I feel like Matt was definitely scoping out where a body would be less likely to surface. I love that their new fancy digs already smell like dog shit and piss. How often does a dog have to take a shit in your house for you to be able to identify, by smell, one of their "loads"? And dickwad, PUT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DOG ON A LEASH. You're not on the farm anymore, townie. If there's sidewalks and people jogging, you can't let your rottweiler / doberman whatever off leash in the front yard to piss if he "likes joggers." Be considerate, you fucking douche. I know his heart fluttered when that girl asked him "are you from Teen Mom?" And there's no way he hasn't used dogs to get a woman talking to him. He is already like 16% of the way toward thinking "I'm going to fuck this broad" by the time that conversation was over. 

And I'm furious with you, TMOG, for enabling the monster that IS Farrah. I can't take these manufactured "I'm taking a birthday weekend with Flufferfoofoonumnum in Miami, because I know she misses it, we used to live there." First off, no you didn't, you lived in Fort Lauderdale. Second of all, no one's ever mentioned Florida, and Sofia's had like six minutes of total screentime and her twelve lines consist of striking disappointment and red flags for behavior and neglect. And why would you wear that dress to a restaurant? She looked so fucking gross, and she's with her mom! I can't imagine my daughter trying to dress like that to go out with my wife! And her talking about how much she accomplished, after revealing that she wasn't going to be able to accomplish her dream of...what was it? Was it selling plastic copies of her pussy and asshole for creeps to fuck? Because mazel tov, you did it, girl!! High five mom! I loved "I just wanted to live my life the way I wanted to, with nothing standing in my way!" she says completely unironically, as the thing that stands in EVERY ADULT"S WAY of doing whatever we want sat right next to her. "Wub you goopieblubiemunchiemoo!" 

Go fuck yourself, TMOG. You're the scag we use to get through the dry spells before the good stuff gets back in town. TM2 forever. 

 

1 hour ago, ghoulina said:

Are we really to believe that Sophia did ALL of that Mother's Day stuff for Farrah? The cards, okay. But she sent flowers? Several bouquets? Maybe I'm weird, but on Mother's Day my kids hand me wild flowers or clumps of weeds. I bet Farrah sent herself those flowers. This is the woman who bought her own engagement ring, after all. 

Speaking of, no Simon this episode! But boy does her father seem to hate him. Every episode he's dying to know if she's finally done with him once and for all. I'm really not so sure why dad would care that much, unless he thinks Simon is after Farrah's money. Because - who cares if he doesn't make her happy. A prince with an 8 pack couldn't make her happy. 

So they went to Miami to celebrate Farrah's birthday, and Sophia just had to come because she once lived there and really misses it? Do what now? Didn't they live there for like 5 months when Sophia was only one or two? Also, loved the dinner scene where Farrah is going on and on about how she's living life exactly as she wants to, and HOW happy she is, blah, blah, blah. Cut to Sophia sitting there, miserable look on her face, about ready to stab someone with those forks. That child is like a weird combination of neglect and over-indulgence. 

Oh, and Deborah, you should know better than to talk about a wild birthday party in front of innocent Sophia! It's not like she's ever sat in on a porn sales meeting or anything. Also, Deborah, please don't comment on how beautiful the oceans are. That kind of comment really makes Farrah irate. Just watch Baby Goo and keep your mouth shut. 

 

I really hate seeing how worried Gary is about Leah when she's at Amber. It's not cool that he can't get a hold of her any time he needs to. He has to resort to sending her with an old iPod, and even then a 7-year-old isn't going to remember to charge it. Amber should make sure Leah calls her dad nightly. We see how much Gary tries - inviting them to a BBQ and everything, but Amber can't be arsed to care. 

Meanwhile, their dog(s) is already peeing all over the new house and Amber's stuck mopping it up while Matt stalks his next victim - the cute, jogger lady from up the street. And who names a dog Herman???? (Sorry, if your dog is named Herman. You get a pass, because you're not a life suck like Amber and Matt.) Were any of the other animals seen? Did they ditch them all before moving in? 

 

So Maverick is finally here. I'm surprised Taylor didn't bring Maci a beer in the delivery room, what with all his excitement about "getting his drinking buddy back". Life is more than beer, Taylor, I promise. They are a cute family, though. I love seeing Bentley interact with his siblings. That is one awesome kid right there, Ryan be damned. 

 

I'm really not seeing much of a change in Cate. She says she's better, but she still looks sad and listless, to me. Even at the horse place, it was like she was phoning it in. I think she needs a lot more than 30 days to get her out of this depression. And she needs a Tyler-ectomy as well. 

Oh, I'm sorry, he's really a saint of a husband. He has good intentions, but just a bad delivery. Tell me, Tyler, what were your good intentions behind proclaiming you won't have a heifer as a wife? What were your good intentions behind commenting on how Cate is "really indulging" in her dinner? I bet you had a celery stick for YOUR dinner, right? 

Cate mentioned she was just so used to the structure at "rehab". I bet it was good for her. So get some structure here! Get a job, even something part time. A work out routine. Volunteer at the horse ranch or animal shelter or something. Meet a friend for coffee once a week. Find play dates and story times that meet on a regular basis for Nova. You can be a SAHM, even, and have a routine, some structure. Implement what you learned! 

Then Kim comes over and innocently throws Cate under the bus! Oh, I bet that was all Tyler. "Mom, I was told by her therapists not to call her out or criticize anything, so can you come over and say she was high the other night? Thanks". Meanwhile, Nova is crying from the other room and no one can be bothered to drag their asses out of their seats to check on her. SO over these people. 

OMG, Uncle Juice and Ghoulina, you two have me laughing so hard! Excellent posts!!

[Uncle JUICE]

Now that I think of it, the jogger thing is even creepier. Dogs don't have to take a dump half an hour after they eat. I like to imagine a world where Matt noticed that woman jogging the same time every day for like two weeks, said "I've got to go enountah her! Work the ol 'Baieh chahm on 'er." "I'm taking the dog out to shit, Ambah!" (why else leave the puddle of piss on the hahdwood flooahs when a swiffah would have cleaned it up in like five minutes tops?) then he went out there, hoped he was noticed, and knowing the dog would give chase, used that as a "Let me gauge how much fastah this broad is than me, I'll staht trainin'." I mean didn't he even order that girl to turn around? God, I wish she pepper sprayed him. Now that neighborhood not only has those losers in it, but Matt's bringing in further losers to screw up the resale value.

Edited October 4, 2016 by Uncle JUICE

[poopchute]

1 hour ago, ghoulina said:

So Maverick is finally here. I'm surprised Taylor didn't bring Maci a beer in the delivery room, what with all his excitement about "getting his drinking buddy back". Life is more than beer, Taylor, I promise. They are a cute family, though. I love seeing Bentley interact with his siblings. That is one awesome kid right there, Ryan b

Taylor was sad about losing his drinking buddy? Well he's lucky then that Maci is such a piece of garbage scumbag that she drank for at least 21 weeks of her pregnancy.  Imagine if Taylor had a wife who wasn't a total shitbag and who was sober for her whole pregnancy, like normal mothers.

[teapot]

Amber looks absolutely miserable. 

I liked Tyler's mom, "here I am, in my uniform!  because I have a J-O-B, world!!!"

is-she-or-isn't-she-preggers-Jenelle (during that time we were all so curious!) joined Farrah in Miami for the bday bash

http://www.realitytea.com/2016/05/24/jenelle-evans-celebrates-farrah-abrahams-birthday-photos/#/slide/1

[NannyBails]

I'm sure Matt and Amber are also letting their dogs poop in other people's yards too.  I wonder if they pick it up?  Some places it's illegal to leave dog poop on property that is not yours.

[CofCinci]

I love commenting on the series with you all but I'm almost done with this show. They're all zilches who have done nothing with the gifts they've received. Catelynn can't even be bothered to make her child a meal. Has Nova ever been given a non-processed food? Carpet fiber doesn't count. 

[Uncle JUICE]

Just now, NannyBails said:

I'm sure Matt and Amber are also letting their dogs poop in other people's yards too.  I wonder if they pick it up?  Some places it's illegal to leave dog poop on property that is not yours.

Yeah, those places are called "civilization." And totally agree, Amber looks like sometimes, just for a second, she realizes ever so briefly that this gross old man is essentially the end of her fortune, and that sooner than she thinks, she will no longer be on television, and will not likely be able to afford the home they just bought, and she's irresistibly gravitating toward that end. The only way to get out of it is to admit everyone else was right, and remove that human tumor from her life, and that's anathema for Amber. It doesn't fit her underdog narrative, succeeding against all odds. 

[neece26]

Who discovers a puddle of dog piss on hardwood floors and thinks it's ok to leave until later?  That would be Matt.   He is so vile.

I can't with Farrah's body on the beach .  The huge ass and out of proportion boobs are cartoonish at this point.     Not to mention the face, lashes, lips.  Doesn't look like any 25 year old I know.  And how dare Debra comment on how nice the Miami beaches are?!?!  

Poor Cate.  Tyler is such a douche.   I don't see her siutation improving as long as he is around.   

[Uncle JUICE]

Just now, neece26 said:

    Not to mention the face, lashes, lips.  

Those lips still look lopsided, like the top right half someone actually punched. 

[ghoulina]

55 minutes ago, alexa said:

If Mat was jogging behind me I'd spray him with my pepper spray.  It looked I was watching the id channel and he was going to kidnap that poor girl.

It really did! It looked like he was training the dog to follow her, to give him a reason to talk to her. But at the same time he was all, "No, Herman". Fucker. 

 

23 minutes ago, Pherber said:

Did anyone else laugh at the absurdity of it all whenever Amber asked Matt how she could be an inspiration (to her fans) if she gains her weight back?  

Yea. Because THAT'S the one glaring problem with Amber. Hahahahahaha! No, really. I have noticed she is getting heavier and heavier, but what do you expect when you won't get off your couch and your boyfriend does all the cooking/takeout ordering?

 

1 minute ago, neece26 said:

I can't with Farrah's body on the beach .  The huge ass and out of proportion boobs are cartoonish at this point.  

She's so stiff and awkward, she can barely move. Sophia is splashing her, and she just kind of leans back, like a plastic beach chair. It was weirrrrrd. 

[Uncle JUICE]

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[RamonaSenomar]

Amber's reaction when Gary asked if they're going to stay, and that he can throw a few extra hot dogs on the grill, was gripping.  Like, in that moment, it really hit her -- and HARD -- that Kristina has with Gary and Leah what she could've had if she weren't such an asshole and instead, the greaseball douchebag she shares a bed with is her eternal damnation.

IMHO, anyway.

 

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[imjagain]

9 minutes ago, RamonaSenomar said:

Amber's reaction when Gary asked if they're going to stay, and that he can throw a few extra hot dogs on the grill, was gripping.  Like, in that moment, it really hit her -- and HARD -- that Kristina has with Gary and Leah what she could've had if she weren't such an asshole and instead, the greaseball douchebag she shared a bed with is her eternal damnation.

IMHO, anyway.

 

Yeah,  her reaction was odd. Even Matt  realized her attitude shifted. I don't know if she'd want Gary back but,  something definitely struck her with his invitation. 

[Ljohnson1987]

Amber: Why are you with Matt?  He does nothing for you. Send him back to the mobster hole he came from. I'm glad that Gary is trying to include Amber and Matt in their gatherings. Leah needs to see her parents together.

Farrah: Did she honestly say that Simon isn't stable and in touch with his feelings? Pot meet kettle. Farrah is the same way. I don't know why MTV keeps her on the show. She's pointless.

 

Maci: Congrats on blessing no 3. Wonder how long it'll be before they have another one.

 

Cate: Stop smoking pot. 

[Uncle JUICE]

10 minutes ago, RamonaSenomar said:

Amber's reaction when Gary asked if they're going to stay, and that he can throw a few extra hot dogs on the grill, was gripping.  Like, in that moment, it really hit her -- and HARD -- that Kristina has with Gary and Leah what she could've had if she weren't such an asshole and instead, the greaseball douchebag she shared a bed with is her eternal damnation.

IMHO, anyway.

 

It's a great point, and juxtaposing the scenes in their lives we've seen this year, the notion becomes so apparent that it would almost seem like the producers intentionally built to that one split second in the car. Amber goes on some trip to Boston to meet a guy who claims to be a relative of Matt's, but not his actual family like his parents or siblings. She has a poor time, seems sad during the trip when they're on the dock and she's bizarrely dressed. Gary, on the other hand, takes a humble vacation to Ft. Lauderdale, enjoys his family time, makes his wife and daughters happy. Gary livesin a humble house with rotting furniture and stank bathrooms, sure, but at least it isn't crawling with feral animals shitting all over everything. Like no matter what, Leah is always always going to think of that, and not Amber's fancy overdressed house in Geist, as home. No matter how much she tries to out-do Gary, Leah will have genuine affection for Kristina, she won't think about the gigantic JFK print. Great observation, Ramonasenomar. 

[ReadMeLattice]

2 hours ago, poopchute said:

Posters here have suggested that they don't know how to use an oven because their parents never did.  I just don't think it's very hard to turn it on, set it to 350, and then place the items inside of it. Is that really a skill you have to hone over years watching someone else do it?

I'm sorry @poopchute, this isn't in response to you but it won't remove the quote. 

I understand that Cate isn't an angel, but I honestly don't even care at this point. Tyler and his mother make me so sick. Who the fuck calls THEMSELVES noble while also claiming that husband and wife have to just deal with their own shit? She's not your roommate or your casual girlfriend. She's your wife that you specifically vowed to take care of "forever" like a whole mess of times, bro. 

It's so achingly clear that Tyler married Cate for the TM clout and isn't interested in being a husband at all. His mother is the biggest enabler I've ever seen, on a show that could pretty much be called "Teen Moms and Dads and their Enablers." If your son's wife is eating unhealthily, not working or going to school, and smoking weed too often, but your son is doing all those too without admitting it's a problem and without severe depression underlying his decisions, he's actually the far worse one in the situation. He's not a saint because he deigned to marry a depressed overweight woman. If anything, she's more of a catch than he is, for sure. 

[Uncle JUICE]

10 minutes ago, Lm2162 said:

 

It's so achingly clear that Tyler married Cate for the TM clout and isn't interested in being a husband at all. His mother is the biggest enabler I've ever seen, on a show that could pretty much be called "Teen Moms and Dads, Their Varied Caretakers, and their Enablers." 

Minor fix, but if we're calling it what we're seeing

[Inga]

Uncle Juice--YOU ARE MY LIFE

[ghoulina]

19 minutes ago, imjagain said:

Yeah,  her reaction was odd. Even Matt  realized her attitude shifted. I don't know if she'd want Gary back but,  something definitely struck her with his invitation. 

I think it really just hit her. With all their cars, and big house, and boat - they just aren't happy people. Gary and Kristina just had a lovely vacation, renewed their vows, don't appear to have any drama. They have another sweet child together. They're kind and invite Amber over. And Amber won't even brush Leah's teeth or make sure she calls her dad. She knows. She knows what a shitty person she is. 

[Polliwollidoodle]

Wonderful posts here- I know you all have covered this but I have to join the chorus as I originally intended-

1-All I see are these young people in way nicer houses than what they grew up in- with lovely kitchens and Subway wrappers and Chinese Food Take out containers.  I am all for convenience but not exclusively. ((shameful)).

2- I couldn't believe Mat is walking the dog without a leash. And he has the stupidity to admit that the dog frequently chases joggers. I mean wtf?

3-Farrah and Deborah's attire on the beach. I guess they both are enjoying the fruits of hard labor with crazy ass sunglasses and new and improved (well new anyway) body and face features.

4- When Gary invited Amber and all to have some dogs on the grill- she didn't even have the decency to say THANK you but no thanks or whatever. I did not hear thank you at all. I only heard hesitation and "that's ok".no thanks????

 

Ok- I think I am done

[Uncle JUICE]

8 minutes ago, ghoulina said:

I think it really just hit her.  She knows what a shitty person she is. 

This is the sole pleasure I think left to take from this program. Knowing that Farrah, in her darkest, loneliest moments, realizes that she is living some hollow lie of a dream she never really had, that the narrative she pushes, no one's buying it, but she's not changing. Yeah, it's total sour grapes. None of these people are going to be long term happy successes. Gary's got the best chance of being happy, he seems happy as it is, like he can just take life as it comes, but the rest of these dummies are way too happy with just being celebrities. I hope some of them sit up at night contemplating that this ride will end eventually, and when it does, they don't have any plan. Except now, with no plan, most of them have more dependents, and more liability financially. They're all pretty much shitty people, it's just a question of the degree of shittiness. 

Also, great point @mayvenne: why do you need these fancy kitchens when everything's in a clamshell case? I hope they're using them whenever MTV is not around.