All Episodes Talk: All Rise

[Spunkygal]

@Toaster Strudel, you are awesome! We so miss your recaps...those recaps are what attracted me to this forum. Prayers, thoughts, hugs, doggie/kitty snuggles to you for a rapid recovery! And if you don't recap, you're a hustlah! J/K.

[SandyToes]

Oh, happy day, @Toaster Strudel!!!  Congratulations (is that appropriate?)  Wishing you many, many  healthy days and gavel-recapping!!  And Thank God.  For the recapping, I mean!  Big ol' Texas hugs!

[Toaster Strudel]

I got it 2 months ago and am fully recovered and alive again!  Just in time for new episodes!

[Spunkygal]

@Toaster Strudel, speaking seriously now, many pages back I remember touting organ donations and encouraging folks to consider this option. Please allow me to say bless the family and donor who made the decision that benefitted you. For posters who are fairly new to this forum and didn't see this discussion, please consider making this choice on your drivers license and with a formal document. Now, back to your regular dysfunctional viewing of chest tats.

[Brattinella]

I must also say thank you for steering us back to Page 3!  I was snorting and weeping, trying hard not to wake hubby who is napping on the couch!

You folks are just brilliant!  Btw, a couple of times when I posted about a case on JJ, I used the correct full name of the litigant, and a few of them have actually signed up for an account here just to confront me about some shit-talking.  I had to iggy some folks, too.  Just FYI.

SO glad you are alive and well, @Toaster Strudel!!

[AngelaHunter]

Wow, Toaster Strudel... just wow. Wishing you everything good in a long and healthy life!

1 hour ago, Spunkygal said:

I remember touting organ donations and encouraging folks to consider this option.

Yes, I opt for this on my driver's license (seems I'm one of the few people who actually has one) If any of my organs aren't too shop-worn by the time I go belly-up I hope they can help someone.

 

2 hours ago, SandyToes said:

Oh. My. DOG!  @ItsHelloPattiagain and @Toaster Strudel  were on fire on page 3!  Cracking up so, so, badly! 

I got tears of mirth. I sometimes do go way back on this forum when in need of a laugh and I never fail to end up in stitches, laughing so hard my stomach hurts. Truly champagne quality snark.

[momtoall]

Glad your recovery is going well ToasterStrudel.  Welcome back!!

[khyber]

13 hours ago, Toaster Strudel said:

I may resume recap duties next week... I got a kidney transplant, I don't have any excuses not to anymore!

My step-niece just donated a kidney to a stranger. Amazing, don't know many who would do that.  Since the recipients father wasn't a match for his son and a stranger stepped in, the father has decided to donate a kidney to another stranger since my niece did this for him. Don't remember the name of the organization that handles all of this.

[funky-rat]

22 hours ago, CoolWhipLite said:

I'm watching one of today's rerun cases....was "he begged me to date him" really that 40-something-year-old fool's excuse for getting knocked up by a teen? What a disgusting pervert.  I think she was really angry that her crocodile tears didn't earn her sympathy from JJ.  I hope her sons (who are in the age range of her dream man) put a good amount of distance between themselves and their mother. No one needs to be around someone that stupid and manipulative.

My Uncle's ex wife to a tee.  They got married because she got pregnant, and after 20 years and 3 kids, she left him for a 17 year old.  They had to wait until he was 18 to get married.  Then they had a kid (her 4th, his 1st).  And left her other kids (the 3 she had with my Uncle) to raise her baby while she ran around with her shiny new teenager (her other kids were close in age - creepy) who was an over the road truck driver.  And as we all predicted over 20 years ago, she's now in her early 60's, and he's married to someone else.  He left her a few years ago for someone his own age.  It really affected their daughter, because he's married to someone else and has a new baby with wife 2, and his daughter with my Uncle's Ex has a baby, so he's got a grandkid around the same age as his new kid.  And my Uncle's ex moved in with their youngest daughter that they had together because she's a single mom and needed help, and her mom needed a place to live.  So screwy - stay away from the young'uns, older ladies!

20 hours ago, SandyToes said:

Bug eyed goofball who hit a tree (but not her fault!) That was another bunch of nuts. Bug Eyes crashes the car, but is so supportive of plaintiff's case against defendant!  Fun life on the commune, no doubt.

Yes, Mr Funky and I remembered Imogen, and her half-stoned affect.  Well, either half-stoned, or so over-privileged that she truly had no clue how the world works.  Even the plaintiff didn't think it should be her fault.  Duh.......

15 hours ago, Toaster Strudel said:

I may resume recap duties next week... I got a kidney transplant, I don't have any excuses not to anymore!

Yay!  My husband's best friend from high school (and best man at our wedding) just got listed for a dual liver/kidney transplant, and we have another friend waiting on a bone marrow transplant - they just found out her daughter is a match.  Good vibes all around!  I am an organ donor myself.  I'm diabetic, so my kidneys are of no use to anyone, but otherwise healthy, so hopefully my other organs and/or skin will be of use to someone.

Edited May 4, 2017 by funky-rat

[BubblingKettle]

On today's rerun, Sparkle's boyfriend was like a cross between a Jordan Peele character and Tim Meadows' The Ladies Man. However, the defendant's kind of comedy was completely unintentional. And Sparkle....well, she was Sparkle.

[Cobalt Stargazer]

14 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

I got tears of mirth. I sometimes do go way back on this forum when in need of a laugh and I never fail to end up in stitches, laughing so hard my stomach hurts. Truly champagne quality snark.

I also dive back to the beginning of the thread on occasion, all the way back to 'Julune' just the thought of which makes me snicker right at my desk at work.

Congratulations on your transplant going so well, @Toaster Strudel, and as has been said I look forward to your return as unofficial recapper.

[AngelaHunter]

Funky-rat, your tale (which sounds like a more far-out JJ ep) is making my head spin and it reminds me of that silly song, "How I Became my Own Grandpa."

http://www.metrolyrics.com/im-my-own-grandpa-lyrics-ray-stevens.html

[SandyToes]

1 hour ago, CoolWhipLite said:

On today's rerun, Sparkle's boyfriend was like a cross between a Jordan Peele character and Tim Meadows' The Ladies Man. However, the defendant's kind of comedy was completely unintentional. And Sparkle....well, she was Sparkle.

Oh, please tell me that this is today, today's rerun?!  I set the DVR before I left, just in case it was something epic! Can't wait to check!

ETA: My Own Grandpa!   Listened to that MANY MANY times when the little Toes were wee piggies!

Edited May 4, 2017 by SandyToes

[funky-rat]

1 hour ago, AngelaHunter said:

Funky-rat, your tale (which sounds like a more far-out JJ ep) is making my head spin and it reminds me of that silly song, "How I Became my Own Grandpa."

http://www.metrolyrics.com/im-my-own-grandpa-lyrics-ray-stevens.html

Heh - I know that song.  It was bad enough when they got married, but they had a kid, and it all got really complicated from there.  When they first got married, my late grandmother said something like "Just wait until she's 60 and he's in his late 30's.  He isn't going to want to stay with someone who has...well.....um.....aged."  We all got what she was talking about.  And it was dead on.  It's exactly what happened.  The three kids who stayed with my Uncle after the split are all well adjusted, gainfully employed, etc.  Well, the youngest of his 3 made some bad decisions, but still, she supports her kids with no help from the father or government, and is gainfully employed.  The kid that ex-Aunt had with her teen boy is all kinds of screwed up, and I feel badly for her.  She didn't ask for it.  The minute that one came on, Mr Funky said "Hey!  She must know your Uncle's ex!".  Uncle remarried too, but to someone who was more his peer - a little younger, but not 20+ years.  And they're very well matched in every way - so much more than his first wife.

Edited May 4, 2017 by funky-rat

[SandyToes]

Sparkle was great. Would have loved to have heard her talk more!

Today's first ep with the 20-year old mom of two - yikes!  I hope he takes this video to court. "I don't do pills.  I've passed every drug test I've ever taken."  At 20, I wonder how many she's taken?!  Yikes.  Poor little baby. 

Second case with the painting contractor - there's a gal in the gallery that I thought had horns - but it's just the door knobs of the doors. (Def's side.)

[Brattinella]

22 minutes ago, SandyToes said:

Today's first ep with the 20-year old mom of two - yikes!  I hope he takes this video to court. "I don't do pills.  I've passed every drug test I've ever taken."  At 20, I wonder how many she's taken?!  Yikes.  Poor little baby. 

What a pip she was!  I hope the guy gets full custody.  I believed him when he said she crushed pills in the car.  Total junkie.

[Guest]

Happy days to you and your shiny, new kidney, @Toaster Strudel! I was wondering if you had a living donor because the thought occurred to me that you might be the recipient of Kelli Filkin's kidney which, of course, would just be a picture of one. 

And EVERYONE should be an organ donor! You are dead...you don't need your body parts anymore! No one in your family will be upset you didn't leave behind your liver for them to remember you by. 

And now, thanks to my long vacation I have like 400 JJs to catch up on. 

[ItsHelloPattiagain]

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Today's first ep with the 20-year old mom of two - yikes!  I hope he takes this video to court. "I don't do pills.  I've passed every drug test I've ever taken."  At 20, I wonder how many she's taken?!  Yikes.  Poor little baby. 

Second case with the painting contractor - there's a gal in the gallery that I thought had horns - but it's just the door knobs of the doors. (Def's side.)

Was that the creepster lady with the itty bitty toofies that looked like a handful of Chiclets thrown in her mouth? Bless her heart, she reminded me of the scene in Beetlejuice where his head gets shrunken down very tiny after he steals the number from the zombie in the waiting room. 

Yikes on the Horny headed lady. Many years ago I got called for jury duty for a murder case. I made it to the final 24 (from 250) and then got cut loose, so like all nosy people, I ran home and Googled the case. Apparently the defendant had screws implanted in his head so he could attach devil horns at his leisure. Thank goodness he didn't wear them to the courtroom that day or I would have been really freaked out. 

I'm headed over to page 3 to check out the old cases. I'm so glad to be able to snark with you lovely people. Nobody in my family gets my obsession with JJ and the whack jobs on there so I'm happy to be amongst may people. ;)

TOASTER STRUDEL!!! Welcome back to you and your new kidney! Hey, I'm going to my cousin's babysitter's baby daddy's wedding this weekend - you think I can borrow your kidney? I'll bring it back on Monday and you can declare my two grandkids on your taxes next year. Plus I got a handful of scratch-offs I got in lieu of paying off some parking tickets that you can have, so long as you promise not to tell anybody. 

Edited May 4, 2017 by ItsHelloPattiagain
I'm old and got distracted

[Cobalt Stargazer]

I didn't realize that it's legal to have a slot machine in your house.

Also, the plaintiff keeps saying 'howlse' instead of 'house', which must be a regional thing.

Edited May 4, 2017 by Cobalt Stargazer

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Cobalt Stargazer said:

I didn't realize that it's legal to have a slot machine in your house.

 

Yeah, I didn't either. In fact, I thought I was mishearing him but then he mentioned it again. I wonder if he had the Judge Judy slot machine in his house?

Very much enjoyed that case with another set of litigants from Minnesota, the Florida of the Midwest. I wanted to know why the girlfriend was crying at the beginning of the case since surely it wasn't because she hooked up with a loser like Josh. Mr. Abra*HAM*son was having the time of his life there though, wasn't he? I mean, I'm not a violent person but I can -- to SOME degree -- understand why, in life, it's just necessary to give someone a beatdown when all else fails. 

[AngelaHunter]

1 hour ago, Cobalt Stargazer said:

the plaintiff keeps saying 'howlse' instead of 'house', which must be a regional thing.

I've never been to that part of the US, but the instant I saw the players and heard, "Two thoowsand," I knew it was Minnesota. Weepy Molly (Food stamps/free computer college) and Joshua(looking for SSI and with major douchebag hairdo) are a couple goin' places! Well, Molly thinks they are but what I think they really need is a baby or two so they can set up permanent residence in LoserTown.  Only the 13-year old Aiden seemed to have a brain and wasn't painful to listen to.

1 hour ago, ItsHelloPattiagain said:

Bless her heart, she reminded me of the scene in Beetlejuice where his head gets shrunken down very tiny after he steals the number from the zombie in the waiting room. 

Thank you! I was wracking my brain trying to think of who or what she reminded me of. She's another one on the express lane to success: Started breeding at 17, no education, can't speak properly, no job, no prospects, looks like a Beetlejuice shrunken head, gets drug tested all the time and thinks that's normal. I"m way over 21 and not once in my life has anyone requested I take a drug test.

[Schnickelfritz]

1 hour ago, Cobalt Stargazer said:

I didn't realize that it's legal to have a slot machine in your house.

Inquiring minds want to know.... and according to wiki, all slot machines (of any age) are legal for home ownership in the state of Minnesota.

Now I am going back to lurking and reading. I love, love, love the snark!

[Toaster Strudel]

Weeping Molly's BF is a grifter who wants to make a claim to the government that he cannot work ever for the rest of his life although he has toiled at DQ, the casino, and can pump gas.  No payday for him!  The defendant was gleeful in the hallterview, the penalties he got for beating Stoner Birth Defect as totally worth it!  In fact it looked like he felt he got a huge bargain on the deal.  No pity for the 3 weeks he spent in the hospital for a concussion.

[AngelaHunter]

3 hours ago, Brattinella said:

  I believed him when he said she crushed pills in the car. 

I did too, but I wouldn't be so quick to shoot off my mouth were I him. He's the one who looked at that dreary mutant and thought, "Oh, god! I can't wait to hit that! Bareback too! Hubba!"

[Guest]

4 hours ago, SandyToes said:

Today's first ep with the 20-year old mom of two - yikes!  I hope he takes this video to court. "I don't do pills.  I've passed every drug test I've ever taken."  At 20, I wonder how many she's taken?!

Ah....Brittany "I'm the real victim here!" Butler. She looked like the product of an inbreeding in Chernobyl. Or a female version of Sloth from the Goonies. What a rickety-toothed pig that one was. And a pill-poppin' prostitute, too! 

10 minutes ago, Schnickelfritz said:

Inquiring minds want to know.... and according to wiki, all slot machines (of any age) are legal for home ownership in the state of Minnesota.

Thank you! I still don't understand the concept of having a slot machine in my home (am I winning back my own money?) but I don't understand a lot of things anymore. 

Edited May 5, 2017 by Guest

[Cobalt Stargazer]

2 hours ago, Giant Misfit said:

 I wanted to know why the girlfriend was crying at the beginning of the case since surely it wasn't because she hooked up with a loser like Josh.

I thought she was about to throw up, because when JJ called her up to the podium to speak she looked like she was sick to her stomach, and Her Honor asked her if she was all right.

2 hours ago, AngelaHunter said:

Weepy Molly (Food stamps/free computer college) and Joshua(looking for SSI and with major douchebag hairdo) are a couple goin' places! Well, Molly thinks they are but what I think they really need is a baby or two so they can set up permanent residence in LoserTown.

Yeah, both of them were walking stupidity looking for a place to land, especially bullet-headed Josh and his bad haircut. I don't advocate violence as a general rule, but I figure the brother couldn't have hit him that hard if he took a job after the beat-down in a place he knew the plaintiff liked to hang out. More's the pity.

[howiveaddict]

Brittany said she doesn't take pills. That's because by the time she melts them down, to shoot them up, they are no longer pills.   Felt really sorry for the poor baby.  Hope the dad gets custody and takes the tape of the show to court with him.  

I didn't understand why the guy had a slot machine in his house. Then beat someone up for taking 40 dollars our of it.  Then guy goes to casino all the time too.  Must be an addicted gambler.

[jilliannatalia]

On 5/3/2017 at 6:12 PM, me5671 said:

Man, I could not stand the female plaintiff in the Super Bowl squares case.  I have no problems with Judge Judy's ruling, and the plaintiff was *technically* correct that her numbers were correct at the end of the 4th quarter and the defendant mistakenly put "4th quarter" instead of "final score" over that column.  However, this isn't some novel betting game that the defendant made up.  People bet on football scores this way all the time, and on regular season games as well as the Super Bowl.  Everyone knows that last column is for the final score, not the score at the end of the 4th quarter.  The defendant would have probably won this case in front of a younger judge or a judge who likes to bet on sports.  

The thing that annoyed me about the plaintiff, though, was how SMUG she was.  She kept talking out of turn during the case, which I always hate.  She was also very... off.... the hallterview.  I don't know, she just rubbed me the wrong way.

Perhaps it is a matter of semantics, but in those home or work-based football square lotteries, it's always assumed that winning is based on the cumulative score at the end of each quarter, not the total of points scored in each listed quarter. In that sense, it wouldn't have needed to say "final score." My guess is that the winners of quarters 2 and 3 were based on the score at that point in the game (or cumulative score) as opposed to having been based solely on points scored in each isolated quarter, and that no one complained about it because everyone understood that's how it's done. The plaintiff was being a donkey and probably will never again be invited to join in any football gathering or pool ever. 

[LisainCali]

I love this show.  Most of these people are stinking crazy!  

I would like to take a moment to thank my 2 children for being such wonderful, fabulous, responsible adults.  Good God, these "kids" are so stupid, lazy and illogical it drives me crazy.  The "squatters" are my personal favorite.  Ugh.

For those who don't know, any contract can be created verbally, EXCEPT a real estate contract....purchase or lease.  READ before signing.  There's no shame in asking what something means.  There IS shame in having to admit you didn't read what you signed.  Ask questions, if you don't understand,  

Add what you want in your handwriting anywhere on the contract and initial or sign and date it.  Make the landlord sign it as well.  

Save your texts?  I'm old and so is JJ, you have no defense/case if you "claim" your phone was destroyed and all your texts were lost.  You are a liar!!!  An honest person will recover them from the Cloud before trial.  

Okay, so I'm now going back to my other Guilty Pleasure........TMZ!

[Wings]

8 minutes ago, LisainCali said:

I would like to take a moment to thank my 2 children for being such wonderful, fabulous, responsible adults.  Good God, these "kids" are so stupid, lazy and illogical it drives me crazy.  The "squatters" are my personal favorite.  Ugh.

I would, too.  My sons are two young men to celebrate.  One an entrepreneur with a successful business and the other a commercial pilot.  Both of them stellar.  I am very proud of what they do and who they are.  Aware, solid, witty men with fabulous women in their lives.  This show serves to make me even MORE proud! 

Edited May 5, 2017 by wings707

[DoctorK]

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EXCEPT a real estate contract....purchase or lease.  READ before signing.  There's no shame in asking what something means.

The first apartment lease I signed (in 1975) had things that made no sense, including one about my servants using the back entrance. I refused four or five of the paragraphs and had the realtor initial what I refused to agree to. No problem, no argument.

[jilliannatalia]

1 hour ago, Schnickelfritz said:

Inquiring minds want to know.... and according to wiki, all slot machines (of any age) are legal for home ownership in the state of Minnesota.

Now I am going back to lurking and reading. I love, love, love the snark!

When I was in high school I dated a guy whose mom had an authentic working old-fashioned slot machine as part of her late 1800's decor in the home's family room. Quarters were left in the winnings slot, and anyone there was free to play with the machine, but it was understood that the winnings were to be left there. My former date's parents were classy enough, though, that they probably would not have attacked anyone who walked off with winnings from the machine. The person probably just wouldn't have been invited back.

[Silver Raven]

29 minutes ago, DoctorK said:

The first apartment lease I signed (in 1975) had things that made no sense, including one about my servants using the back entrance. I refused four or five of the paragraphs and had the realtor initial what I refused to agree to. No problem, no argument.

Well, that's understandable, who wants to make their servants use the back entrance?

[AngelaHunter]

12 hours ago, Giant Misfit said:

Or a female version of Sloth from the Goonies.

OMG! That's it, but it's the female sloth from "Ice Age."

 

[funky-rat]

15 hours ago, Cobalt Stargazer said:

I didn't realize that it's legal to have a slot machine in your house.

 

13 hours ago, Giant Misfit said:

Thank you! I still don't understand the concept of having a slot machine in my home (am I winning back my own money?) but I don't understand a lot of things anymore. 

 

12 hours ago, howiveaddict said:

I didn't understand why the guy had a slot machine in his house. Then beat someone up for taking 40 dollars our of it.  Then guy goes to casino all the time too.  Must be an addicted gambler.

Where we live, it's legal, but they need to be de-commissioned slot machines at least 25 years old.  Most are set up for token use, and are just basement decorations for a lot of people.  One of our friends had one - had it set up for coin use, and had it in his basement, mostly to amuse the friends of his teenagers.  It got some use at his New Years party one year.  A guy who was there (and was a real jerk) gave some kids that were there each a dollar or two worth of quarters to play.  One of them hit the jackpot.  The guy who gave him some money demanded part of it - like half.  An argument ensued when it was said that a bunch of us gave that little kid money to play (he was the nephew of the party host - great little guy - was only a pound when he was burn and was a CMN ambassador for the hospital that saved him) and no one could prove what quarter won the jackpot.  That guy sulked for most of the night, and then took off.  He kept mumbling something about calling the gaming board on him for letting little kids gamble, but several people reminded him that he gave money to little kids to gamble, and he shut up.   I think I have some of it on video somewhere - it was either New Years 1999 or 2000.  But anyway, most people who have them are people who like to play slots but don't want to blow money in a casino.  Personally, I'd rather have a Pachinko machine.

[howiveaddict]

I'd rather play poker slots with my pennies.   At least it takes a little thinking.  

[bad things are bad]

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Weepy Molly (Food stamps/free computer college) and Joshua(looking for SSI and with major douchebag hairdo) are a couple goin' places! Well, Molly thinks they are but what I think they really need is a baby or two so they can set up permanent residence in LoserTown

I was expecting that JJ would lecture that young lady extensively about family, bad life choices etc. Douchebag Joshua is never ever going to hold a job for more than 4 months. Ever

I hope, probably futilely, that they don't reproduce. 

[momtoall]

14 hours ago, wings707 said:

I would like to take a moment to thank my 2 children for being such wonderful, fabulous, responsible adults

Me too!!  Both of my children are working productive members of society.  My daughter is an accountant with two children.  One of them graduated from Michigan State last year and is now working and self-supporting, the younger one will graduate from State next year.  With both my children and grandchildren there has been no broken windshields, keyed cars, no baby's daddy (no babies), no bail to be paid, and no DUI's.  These kind of adults and children really exists they just aren't represented by the "litigants" we see parading across our TV screens.  I really believe they are the norm and not the folks who come on court TV.

[AngelaHunter]

2 hours ago, bad things are bad said:

I was expecting that JJ would lecture that young lady extensively about family, bad life choices etc.

 Tearful Molly did say she thought being with the DoucheLoser was a good choice. No point in JJ saying anything to her.

 

37 minutes ago, momtoall said:

These kind of adults and children really exists they just aren't represented by the "litigants" we see parading across our TV screens.

My niece (well, more daughter than niece) is a beautiful and sweet young woman who holds a good and responsible job and bought her own condo. She now lives with a  great guy who also works hard at a good job and not once has he beaten her up, asked her to bail him out of jail or had her cosign for his car. I told her only 3 things when she was a teen:

- Get a J-O-B, learn how to support herself and never be dependant on anyone to feed her.

- Save all her money while she lived at home and don't rent - buy.

- If she got knocked up by some unemployed loser/douchebag/petty criminal POS, don't come crying to me.

She actually listened to me. I'm very proud of her.

[patty1h]

Another case of "How did THEY get together?".  Normal looking blond woman (name?) lays out money for a car, new teeth, etc. for tattooed freekazoid Matthew Rowe.  Yeesh, lady, your desperation is a black hole.   Matthew was all ready to drop dirt on her ('we hooked up right away') to try to make himself look good?  Waste of time!  Matt the carnival geek was definitely tweaking - he was speaking a mile a minute during the hallterview.   I hope Blondie picks better next time.

Edited May 5, 2017 by patty1h

[27bored]

First things first, congrats to Pop Tart for the continued recovery.

Yeah, I came to post about the normal blonde lady hooking up with one of the X-Men. I knew that side had been in jail before JJ mentioned it. She was probably win over because even though he has an intense appearance, he was mild-mannered and soft-spoken. She probably figured she could dust him off and make a home out of him. But doors lead to trap doors...

Oh snap I forgot where I was, quoting Lemonade. But yeah I wonder what his super powers are. I'm gonna guess that he can move things with his mind and when his does, his head tats shift. Kind of like an Aryan Brotherhood version of Rorschach on Watchmen. 

Also: J Hud has my permission to shut up on this damn commercial. That's why kicked you out the group, Effie. All that damn hollering.

Edited May 5, 2017 by 27bored

[SandyToes]

1 hour ago, patty1h said:

Another case of "How did THEY get together?".  Normal looking blond woman (name?) lays out money for a car, new teeth, etc. for tattooed freekazoid Matthew

I felt sure Judy's first question to her was going to be, "What the hell were you thinking?"  And she had to scurry him out of the house before her PARENTS showed up? All kinds of weird.

Had the two gals before that - Roselyn and Latona? "Friends" who met at an anger management class.  Well, yeah, that's where I go to find new besties. Eleven kids between them, but I have no idea who lived where. Plaintiff looked so put together for a loon.

[ElleMo]

21 hours ago, howiveaddict said:

Brittany said she doesn't take pills. That's because by the time she melts them down, to shoot them up, they are no longer pills.   Felt really sorry for the poor baby.  Hope the dad gets custody and takes the tape of the show to court with him.  

I didn't understand why the guy had a slot machine in his house. Then beat someone up for taking 40 dollars our of it.  Then guy goes to casino all the time too.  Must be an addicted gambler.

I am pretty sure that is why JJ assumed that the Bro-in-law was always at the Casino and not just to harass the loser future bro-in-law.

[announcergirl]

2 hours ago, 27bored said:

First things first, congrats to Pop Tart for the continued recovery.

Yeah, I came to post about the normal blonde lady hooking up with one of the X-Men. I knew that side had been in jail before JJ mentioned it. She was probably win over because even though he has an intense appearance, he was mild-mannered and soft-spoken. She probably figured she could dust him off and make a home out of him. But doors lead to trap doors...

Oh snap I forgot where I was, quoting Lemonade. But yeah I wonder what his super powers are. I'm gonna guess that he can move things with his mind and when his does, his head tats shift. Kind of like an Aryan Brotherhood version of Rorschach on Watchmen. 

Also: J Hud has my permission to shut up on this damn commercial. That's why kicked you out the group, Effie. All that damn hollering.

Super power: Hasn't had sex in years! Captain O

[shksabelle]

That freak was countersuing for lost wages?! Who the hell hired THAT???

[Cobalt Stargazer]

Probably the same people who would go out with it.

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15 hours ago, patty1h said:

Another case of "How did THEY get together?".  Normal looking blond woman (name?) lays out money for a car, new teeth, etc. for tattooed freekazoid Matthew Rowe.

Not just any car, a Mercedes SUV. I know this because it was mentioned by mutant Matthew Rowe at least six times. And for someone as "hardcore" as he wanted to present himself to be, he sure seemed to caught up in the trappings of the bourgeoisie.  

And what source material, exactly, did he present to his tattoo artist (misnomer there) for those eyebrows? A photo of one of the queens from Drag Race? 

And who hired him? The only job he'd be presentable for would be unpaid troll assistant under the bridge. 

Finally, unsurprised when he mentioned he had been in prison. Oh, you don't say, sir. 

Wait! One more! When they showed him in profile with that laughable tattooed hairline, it looked like some sort of space helmet from a Buck Rogers movie. 

ONE MORE! It's bad enough that lady willingly banged him with him looking like an LSD hallucination in front of her face -- but he had "Erica" tattooed on top of his head. How would she be OK with that? How was she OK with any of that? 

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3 hours ago, Giant Misfit said:

Not just any car, a Mercedes SUV. I know this because it was mentioned by mutant Matthew Rowe at least six times. And for someone as "hardcore" as he wanted to present himself to be, he sure seemed to caught up in the trappings of the bourgeoisie.  

And what source material, exactly, did he present to his tattoo artist (misnomer there) for those eyebrows? A photo of one of the queens from Drag Race? 

And who hired him? The only job he'd be presentable for would be unpaid troll assistant under the bridge. 

Finally, unsurprised when he mentioned he had been in prison. Oh, you don't say, sir. 

Wait! One more! When they showed him in profile with that laughable tattooed hairline, it looked like some sort of space helmet from a Buck Rogers movie. 

ONE MORE! It's bad enough that lady willingly banged him with him looking like an LSD hallucination in front of her face -- but he had "Erica" tattooed on top of his head. How would she be OK with that? How was she OK with any of that? 

Well, as I recall one of the things he complained about was she wanted him to remove some of his tattoos.... plenty of other fish in the sea, lady, surely you could find one not fresh out of prison and covered with bad tattoo that you won't have to sneak out of your bed before mommy comes to baby sit - and wth is with that, how old are you that you're still sneaking around the 'rents? 

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On 5/3/2017 at 9:12 PM, me5671 said:

Man, I could not stand the female plaintiff in the Super Bowl squares case.  I have no problems with Judge Judy's ruling, and the plaintiff was *technically* correct that her numbers were correct at the end of the 4th quarter and the defendant mistakenly put "4th quarter" instead of "final score" over that column.  However, this isn't some novel betting game that the defendant made up.  People bet on football scores this way all the time, and on regular season games as well as the Super Bowl.  Everyone knows that last column is for the final score, not the score at the end of the 4th quarter.  The defendant would have probably won this case in front of a younger judge or a judge who likes to bet on sports.  

The thing that annoyed me about the plaintiff, though, was how SMUG she was.  She kept talking out of turn during the case, which I always hate.  She was also very... off.... the hallterview.  I don't know, she just rubbed me the wrong way.

So glad you said this! That plaintiff was someone that I just hated on sight. Right away. It was just one of those things where you just get completely turned off by someone as soon as you see them.

I participated in Superbowl box pools for years and years when I was younger and they always worked the same way: You bought a box and once they were all sold, the numbers were drawn and written across the top and down the edge. I never saw any box board say anything other than: 1st Q, Half, 3rd Q, Final. Those were the winners. What was even weirder to me was that the plaintiff was changing the numbers that the box buyers got after each quarter. That was something I have never heard of. The board box was just so messy to me and I swear that I saw the words, "Fill goal" handwritten on part of the board. 

Very weird. The final should have won. The plaintiffs-- if they participated in this type of thing before-- probably saw a way to collect because the defendant foolishly wrote 4th quarter. I thought the defendant's "judgement call" on who to give the money to was determined by her friendship with the person she gave the cash to.

I am reading that the Imogen case aired again recently and another lost classic that I had. I don't have them on my DVR!!! Sometimes it takes a week before i see the ones that are posted here. Fingers crossed. Was Imogen the second case on a show or was it the first case? I can't remember now.

[AngelaHunter]

Jessica? Andrew Gile - really? You wanted to keep him around so much you paid for all the repairs on his beater? You found the smart-ass, homeless 30 year old "Paper boy" with the major attitude, no chin and giant Tweety Bird head (if Tweety had worn a major douche hairdo)impossible to resist? Andrew thinks he's so much "all that" he had no problem sassing and interrupting JJ. What does he care? He has a paper route, well, at least he DID. Jessica - why? All that never deterred you for an instant but you say Andrew, that smooth ol' Cassanova, that Don Juan, cheated on you! Really Jessica, if you want to be with a man like Andrew, you have to figure other women will want him too.

The only good part here is that Jessica can truthfully say there is one other woman on the planet who is more desperate and pathetic than she. That's something. I guess.

Personally I'd have taken the loss rather than have anyone out there knowing what I couldn't wait to crawl into bed with. Jeeze.

Then we had another "Andrew" - Andrew Webb who when asked what kind of work he does, said he was working for the state. Sounds good until we hear that means he's getting paid by the weary taxpayers to look after his insane witch of a mother. Yes, paid to hang around and make lunches for his own mother. Gack!