The whole of HT was discussing every minute of her birthday (BD) weekend. Ego off the CHAIN yo! Wendy unleashed her new motto -”I don't know who she is, but I like her!” She is speaking about herself and her fabulous new life of parties, friends, and fun.
She tells us that she was invited to Tiffany's (the fancy NY store, not a friend's spot) for a BD breakfast; she shows video/pics of her arriving in a strapless black pouf dress and crown – boobs just about spilling out. So tacky and yeesh for her age. Then, went shopping on the credit card she was given last week; bought tacky ugly sneakers.
Recounted her BD dinner at Serendipity restaurant w/12 friends (Blac Chyna, Bevy Smith, etc.) with a few pics. Some of these BD guests then went to her new apartment, where Wendy says she advised a bodyguard to watch them(!) cause she doesn't trust people.
She tells us that the big Nas listening party didn't happen cause things got too crazy, so her group ended up at some other party; Wendy breathlessly had Marco (hype man?) tell us how great Wendy DJ'd at this party.
Then the party group ended up in a Mercedes Benz sprinter van looking for more FUN! Ended up at a strip club, with the dancers telling her their life stories while twerking for her, then Wendy got a stack of one dollar bills to shut them up.
Next is the “thug boat ride” she was invited to and did a little DJing there too. Again, everyone loved her fabulous 80-90's hiphop playlist choices. More quick tidbits, like her driving her friends car w/o GPS at 2AM, her friend falling asleep and ending up lost near Kennedy airport, and even driving a Maserati - I'm blank on how that happened. Things ended with Wendy waking up with a bunch of the party friends sleeping on various surfaces in her place. By this time, it sounded like the co-hosts are overwhelmed - the clapping and hooting got more and more subdued and I'm exhausted. This pace could kill a person!
No mention of the love of her life boyfriend celebrating w/her.
Then Jason Lee came in with "REAL" gossip (ASAP Rocky, blah blah) which was short, since Wendy blabbered so long during HT. A Trendy at Wendy segment of overpriced stuff. I bailed at this point.