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18 hours ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

Does this Sheldon Vanauken person know that Jerk and Odd are pilfering his ideas for their website in order to make money?  Because I would be most annoyed if I were him.  I'm sure his work must be copyrighted.   Do they give him any kind of credit?  Or better yet, a share of their "profits?"  He could take his monthly check from them and buy himself a can of pop or something! 

He died in '96, according to Wikipedia.

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On 2017-6-16 at 4:09 PM, Claire1745 said:

Iillumination of the past is something they got from A Severe Mercy, when the author Sheldon Vanauken's wife dies, he rereads all their journals they wrote and kept of each year they were together( sound familiar) reread books the couple read and listened to the music the couple listened to while together. he calls it the illumination of the past- to relive and grieve for the life he had had with his wife. 

 

Go  read the book and you will find that this couple is trying to be Sheldon and Davy. the journaling, the naming of their places and specific seasons in tiger lives, and "doing something the other likes because if they like it there must be something to like about it"- all came straight from this book. 

Posers!

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Women didn't wear revealing swimsuits when they were pregnant back in the 18th century when I was a breeder.  It took me a while to get used to seeing that.  But I've evolved and now I actually find some pregnant ladies in swimsuits and bikinis quite cute. 

Not Audrey. 

That is all I am going to say. 

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I'm more "that's perfectly acceptable when you're among friends at the family pool in the back yard. But perhaps posting a picture of yourself on social media in a bikini while six months pregnant is at best, attention seeking".

I also am wishing someone would tell her that  her method of inserting a string of descriptions starts to make her writing look like  a silly immature child's.

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When your non-pregnant sibling has the sense to put on a cover-up for a photo that will be posted to the world, there is a definite clue there about what is appropriate.  I'm guessing that's Audrey's sister.  I don't know her family. 

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5 hours ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

Women didn't wear revealing swimsuits when they were pregnant back in the 18th century when I was a breeder.  It took me a while to get used to seeing that.  But I've evolved and now I actually find some pregnant ladies in swimsuits and bikinis quite cute. 

Not Audrey. 

That is all I am going to say. 

& to whom did she get advice from with that hair part right down the middle.....sister that does you no favors either. 

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the pic in reference is the second one ;)
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55 minutes ago, Whyyouneedaname said:

hate to break it to her put she can't pull it off like they can. She is butt ugly with her hair greased down like that. 

I  think Kim Kardashin and Cher are butt ugly LOL!!!!

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3 minutes ago, Jellybeans said:

  think Kim Kardashin and Cher are butt ugly LOL!!!!

they are but if I was choosing the more butt ugly dear Auj would win hands down. Seriously, has no one told her that isn't a good look for her. I mean the buns on the side of head, braids, none of it works for her. She does have a mess of curls when she goes that route.....it all just seems so drastic, glued down to her head or and explosion of hair, smh.

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7 minutes ago, Whyyouneedaname said:

they are but if I was choosing the more butt ugly dear Auj would win hands down. Seriously, has no one told her that isn't a good look for her. I mean the buns on the side of head, braids, none of it works for her. She does have a mess of curls when she goes that route.....it all just seems so drastic, glued down to her head or and explosion of hair, smh.

I hope I never have to pick from those three...!

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So since we can see Audrey's entire body since she is wearing bikini bottoms only slightly larger than a thong and a bikini top that is clearly too small.... Is it just me or is she a little super thin for six and a half months? I mean, we can see her thigh gap and possibly her hipbones...I begin to be concerned, but I also allow I don't routinely force my pregnant friends to strip naked to let me inspect them. Is this normal?

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For all of Audrey's Christian talk, I'd expect her to be a bit more modest.  I would be very uncomfortable being that undressed in front of my dad.  But then I'm an old fuddy-duddy.

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1 minute ago, camom said:

For all of Audrey's Christian talk, I'd expect her to be a bit more modest.  I would be very uncomfortable being that undressed in front of my dad.  But then I'm an old fuddy-duddy.

I agree.  It's almost like she's talking out of both sides of her mouth!

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13 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Psst Fauxdry, it's "Not to mention", NOT "Not to mentioned" and in the sentence you wrote, it's "Jeremy and me", not "Jeremy and I".  And you look horrible in that bathing suit.  She mentions in the post to her Father that children are "arrows", does that mean she's part of the Quiverful movement?

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She mentions in the post to her Father that children are "arrows", does that mean she's part of the Quiverful movement?

Using condoms? Married for almost three years and not sporting three children? She's not quiverful.

I'm not a prude, and there's really nothing wrong with swimming naked or whatever....

But let's not pretend that Audrey doesn't know what she's doing when she posts a picture of herself nearly naked wishing her daddy happy's father day. This is about attention.

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Very few pregnant women can look cute in a bikini.  She would've looked much better in a tankini, I think.  She is so fair-skinned that a small bikini does her no justice.

I was watching an old episode last night, where the Hamills (another LP family) visit from Maryland.  Matt built a huge slip-n-slide.  Audrey was wearing a modest 2-piece swimsuit, pretty much a tankini and she looked cute in it.

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21 hours ago, Honey said:

Psst Fauxdry, it's "Not to mention", NOT "Not to mentioned" and in the sentence you wrote, it's "Jeremy and me", not "Jeremy and I".  And you look horrible in that bathing suit.  She mentions in the post to her Father that children are "arrows", does that mean she's part of the Quiverful movement?

They're pseudo-quiver. If she wasn't into her body/image, they'd have more children by now. Usually they have sex while looking at themselves in the mirror. They must have been too captivated with their imagine to account for the stray load. It happens.

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27 minutes ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

 

Please tell me you are just joking ....

Hahaha.  I'm trying to figure out if was a joke as well, but I can totally see them doing exactly that

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On 6/19/2017 at 5:40 PM, camom said:

For all of Audrey's Christian talk, I'd expect her to be a bit more modest.  I would be very uncomfortable being that undressed in front of my dad.  But then I'm an old fuddy-duddy.

I am not a fuddy-duddy but I would not be comfortable in front of my dad in that skimpy something.  Or anyone, for that matter.

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http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/17/health/male-romper-romphim-trend-trnd/index.html I somehow think its just a matter of time before Auj has Jeremy in one of these with "Always More!" emblazoned on it!

http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/17/health/male-romper-romphim-trend-trnd/index.html I somehow expect Auj to have Jeremy wearing one of these, with "Always More!" smack dab on his chest... or maybe his butt :D

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I rarely watch the show anymore, but did catch a bit last night because I wanted to see with my own eyes what you folks are snarking about.  Mr. AZC was watching as well, and he kept saying, "What's wrong with Jeremy?  Why does he keep screwing up his face like that?"

IMO, his entire life has been one of pretense.  Now he's pretending to be an adult.  And he's pretending he's worried about money, the stress of moving, etc.  Get a life, Jeremy.  We all have to deal with things like this, without some of the financial background you have to fall back on.

Whenever I see Jer and Auj on camera, the word "vacuous" pops into my head.

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I bet the cocksure couple are besides themselves that Jaxon knocked out a book (not sure if its good or what's it about) in a week and now apparently it is being reviewed to become an Ebook on amazon. im sure it has as much if not kore actual content than the journal seeing how that has  the same thing repeated for 52 weeks. IMG_2352.thumb.PNG.6e3c4b9a209d727daecd25d160ce5f60.PNG

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Ok, like, on the one hand, yes, hahaha little brother has outdone their pretentious book writing plan by getting in first....

 

But on the other hand? Self publishing on amazon isn't exactly a fussy, choosy business. Point - thanks to self publishing, there's now an entire genre of yes... dinosaur porn. Look up "Taken By The T-Rex".

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I can't get over the trend of posting online pregnant bellys.  Everyone does it.  I have pregnant pictures but they are MINE.  Not for anyone else.  

I am not sure what I am to say.  Nice belly?

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19 minutes ago, Jellybeans said:

I can't get over the trend of posting online pregnant bellys.  Everyone does it.  I have pregnant pictures but they are MINE.  Not for anyone else.  

I am not sure what I am to say.  Nice belly?

First time mom here and I've been doing pregnancy updates every 4 weeks.  Usually its a picture of my belly (fully clothed and just the belly area) along with a corresponding ultrasound image of my little one.  One of my aunt in laws suggested it.  Also, all of my family is spread around the country (siblings, aunt, uncles, cousins...etc), so I figured its a way for them to follow along the pregnancy.

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46 minutes ago, DkNNy79 said:

First time mom here and I've been doing pregnancy updates every 4 weeks.  Usually its a picture of my belly (fully clothed and just the belly area) along with a corresponding ultrasound image of my little one.  One of my aunt in laws suggested it.  Also, all of my family is spread around the country (siblings, aunt, uncles, cousins...etc), so I figured its a way for them to follow along the pregnancy.

I like seeing them too of friends and family members that I don't get to see very often.  Keep doing it! People that don't like it can just buzz off. 

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1 hour ago, DkNNy79 said:

First time mom here and I've been doing pregnancy updates every 4 weeks.  Usually its a picture of my belly (fully clothed and just the belly area) along with a corresponding ultrasound image of my little one.  One of my aunt in laws suggested it.  Also, all of my family is spread around the country (siblings, aunt, uncles, cousins...etc), so I figured its a way for them to follow along the pregnancy.

I kept my clothes on too!

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3 hours ago, ginger90 said:

So, Audrey says they have nothing for the baby. No shower for Audrey? They can't find time to go shopping?

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1228156893959339

She's completely forgotten about Blogging about the shower in Bend from their church friends. Or maybe she returned all of that because it wasn't #AlwaysMore enough.

 

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1 hour ago, Jellybeans said:

I can't get over the trend of posting online pregnant bellys.  Everyone does it.  I have pregnant pictures but they are MINE.  Not for anyone else.  

I am not sure what I am to say.  Nice belly?

First time mom here and I've been doing pregnancy updates every 4 weeks.  Usually its a picture of my belly (fully clothed and just the belly area) along with a corresponding ultrasound image of my little one.  One of my aunt in laws suggested it.  Also, all of my family is spread around the country (siblings, aunt, uncles, cousins...etc), so I figured its a way for them to follow along the pregnancy.

I think what bothers me about her posts are that they all seem to be blatant attention and stuff grabs. Or advertisements for her products. It also bugs me that she's so swaybacked and it makes her look like she has a bigger pregnant belly than she actually does if she'd stand up straight. My friends post their baby bumps (clothed for the most part) and I love following along, especially when they live across the country, but it's just Odd's that rub me the wrong way. Does that make any sense?

 

Also it looks like #AlwaysMore predates their marriage. Or did she photoshop that?

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#AlwaysMore as her philosophy does indeed predate her marriage.

MegD - I am going to *try* to be fair again and defend Auj just a little. I assume that the shower with the "church friends"* in Bend was a fairly small shower with gifts that wouldn't take up a lot of space because of the pending move. Something in size and tone comparable to the grandma shower Amy had - there were some nice gifts but it was likely little things like cute little outfits and diapers and stuff like that.

I think she's referring to the *big* items, like the crib and the car seat and the remote controlled bassinet like what Tory and Zach have, and the special room with the changing table and the mommy rocking chair, the high chair, the two car seats, one for each car, etc... They probably haven't bought anything bulky because they are moving/living in a temporary space

And quite honestly I will be shocked and surprised if Audrey does not have a large, filmed shower** at the big house, but I genuinely think it's the big stuff she is referring to.

I also genuinely wonder what she would do if she didn't get the well appointed nursery with matching themed furniture and you know, totally gender appropriate images. She and Jer strike me as the sorts who will need to completely redo the nursery when she's pregnant with a boy since you know, little boys can't be raised with sugar and spice.

*I put church friends in quotes because "home church" is not actually a church and I really dislike people who do bible study with friends equating that with belonging to a church. Church membership has actual obligations beyond mere attendance and frankly based on their religious meanderings, I don't think Jer and Auj know enough about their own religion to teach themselves or others in a private setting.

**Technically having a second shower is a faux pas but this is actually a situation where I do let Audrey (and Tory) off the hook. In this case, I would never judge someone in Audrey's situation - where she is moving and friends from the old place hold a small going away baby shower, and she then has a large shower with friends and family at the new location. There's such a thing as being an etiquette Nazi - her Bend friends threw her a shower, so per the rules of etiquette, she's supposed to turn down a shower held by friends and family. Likewise, Tory was supposed to turn down one of the two showers she had, despite how she was forced into the position of taking sides against an inlaw if she did so. To me, as long as sch showers don't have overlapping guest lists, its not a crime.

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Minimalists would not own multiple cars or buy a house with four bedrooms, or own and advertise multiple fancy items and clothes. If they are calling themselves minimalists (I haven't seen it) then they don't understand what that word really means.

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1 hour ago, ZoloftBlob said:

I also genuinely wonder what she would do if she didn't get the well appointed nursery with matching themed furniture and you know, totally gender appropriate images. 

Then we could just re-name her:  Khate Gosselin.

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