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Josh & Anna Smuggar: A Series of Unfortunate Events

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hoosier80
hoosier80

New show title: 10 to 20 Years and Counting 

MargeGunderson
MargeGunderson

Someone on Reddit just described Josh’s face as a glistening glazed ham. I am considering divorcing my husband and marrying that poster. 

doodlebug
doodlebug

Well, for many of us, it's the difference between 'imperfect' and 'non-PC' and being a criminal.  Josh is a child molester and his parents actively intervened in his situation to avoid him being punis

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Muffyn

Muffyn

If Joshie is released soon, they have some rearranging to do.  I don't think they can store him in the girls bedroom with Anna and his four children.  

Josh in the girl's bedroom - that would be a dream come true for him.  He might see knees.  Heck, he's so sly, think of what he could get up to.  Oh wait, don't.  Don't think about it.  No really.  It will destroy your soul.  

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Almost 3000

Josh in the girl's bedroom - that would be a dream come true for him.  He might see knees.  Heck, he's so sly, think of what he could get up to.  Oh wait, don't.  Don't think about it.  No really.  It will destroy your soul.

Along those same lines every time I see the pool house I hope it doesn't go to the Smuggars. The pool with girls playing in the water and Smuggs acting as lifeguard, um, no...
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Barb23

Barb23

Along those same lines every time I see the pool house I hope it doesn't go to the Smuggars. The pool with girls playing in the water and Smuggs acting as lifeguard, um, no...

I don't want to see them get the house either. Remember the girls will be wearing those long frumpy swim dresses with some type of leggings underneath. Well except when Aunt Jessa visits wearing her board shorts to swim.

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Almost 3000

Almost 3000

I don't want to see them get the house either. Remember the girls will be wearing those long frumpy swim dresses with some type of leggings underneath. Well except when Aunt Jessa visits wearing her board shorts to swim.

I'm pretty sure most of the girls wear board shorts at that pool. I've seen pix of Joy in them too.
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Wellfleet

Wellfleet

I think Michelle and Jim Bob were STUNNED at how strongly people reacted to the molestation of the five girls.

They were very insulated at that time and followed whatever the cult said...which was to pray and do physical labor (???).

Although, they didn't do much better this time either. Josh got dumped into some Pray It Away Pretend Rehab.

And I'm a teeny tiny surprised that Josh didn't seek out better help for himself. He worked in DC and was exposed to a few more modern ideas (i.e. therapy). He clearly was on the internet. It always puzzled me that Josh didn't get some real therapy and rehab for himself. I think that says a lot right there about himself, his parents, Anna and how he thinks.

I guess the Duggar crew really thinks that Josh is having a spiritual issue while the rest of us realizes that he has a lot of emotional and psychiatric issues. Too bad Josh doesn't know that. I know he isn't a genius but I did think he was a bit smarter than this. However, Jim Bob is footing the bill for this mess so it probably doesn't matter what Josh thinks anyway.

 

Yep - your last sentence says it all. Josh won't really get to rule her his own life until Boob is gone.

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CofCinci

CofCinci

I'm pretty sure most of the girls wear board shorts at that pool. I've seen pix of Joy in them too.

With a father like Josh, Anna isn't going to dress her daughters in something like board shorts anymore. There will be layers. Many many layers. Buttons and zippers too. She will be very hypervigilant over her daughters for a long time.
Temperance

Temperance

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I just was watching something where the guy had plenty of hair, but was taking medicine to prevent himself from going bald.  The only side effect was the medication lowered his sex drive considerably. Unfortunately they didn't say what medication it was, but it would perfect for Josh and maybe some of the other Duggar boys. JB should look into it. 

 

Edited for really bad grammar:sorry!

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KariLois

KariLois

Omg! I can just see the commercial!

(Smugs walks out smiling, with Anna gazing at him adoringly)Smugs: I made some wrong choices as a very young man (very young, so it wasn't my fault!) and then later in life, the Devil built a fortress in my heart. Now, when the devil resides in you, my dad says that he makes your hair start to fall out. (Touches hair). But, what happens if you make wrong choices and your hair is thinning?

Well, then it's time for Propecia. It seems like the devil is just leaving me but by bit.

(Anna puts her hands on her belly) Josh only uses his penis righteously now!

(They fake smile at each other) Both: Jesus saved our marriage with Propecia!

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kokapetl

kokapetl

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Omg! I can just see the commercial!

(Smugs walks out smiling, with Anna gazing at him adoringly)Smugs: I made some wrong choices as a very young man (very young, so it wasn't my fault!) and then later in life, the Devil built a fortress in my heart. Now, when the devil resides in you, my dad says that he makes your hair start to fall out. (Touches hair). But, what happens if you make wrong choices and your hair is thinning?

Well, then it's time for Propecia. It seems like the devil is just leaving me but by bit.

(Anna puts her hands on her belly) Josh only uses his penis righteously now!

(They fake smile at each other) Both: Jesus saved our marriage with Propecia!

Followed immediately by an ad for a Duggar class action lawsuit. "Have you suffered at the hands of a Duggar?

¿Ha sufrido a manos de un Duggar?"

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lookeyloo

lookeyloo

And if Anna lived in the real world like I do I would get him a script ASAP because it lowers a man's sex drive. That way he can't be cheating on her and she doesn't have to reproduce every 2 years.

Anna may like sex too even with Josh. Hard for us to understand but she is a young healthy woman who seems like she wouldn't mind a couple or ten more blessings.

Sew Sumi

Sew Sumi

Doesn't that book by Dr. Wheat that they got from JB explain that there's more to sex than the missionary position? Did they ever delve into it beyond the book on tape we heard in the car as they drove to the motel? Obviously, SMUGGAR knows there's more, but what about Anna? Smuggar seems like a selfish pig who would never care about a woman's pleasure; I said that about him even before we know about Danica. I think the chances that Anna has experienced an orgasm are slim to none.

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greenturtle36

greenturtle36

Doesn't that book by Dr. Wheat that they got from JB explain that there's more to sex than the missionary position? Did they ever delve into it beyond the book on tape we heard in the car as they drove to the motel? Obviously, SMUGGAR knows there's more, but what about Anna? Smuggar seems like a selfish pig who would never care about a woman's pleasure; I said that about him even before we know about Danica. I think the chances that Anna has experienced an orgasm are slim to none.

 

if the only sex she's ever had was "P in V" sex to make babies, I guarantee you, none.

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flyingdi

flyingdi

In Josh 's world there are two types of women. Women you have fun with and women you marry. Women you marry are holy receptacles of God's greatest gift-children. They are not to be used to let your freak flag show. So even if Anna liked anything other than straightforward procreation sex she would never let her husband know for fear of being seen as slutty.

I know Josh, in a perfect Christian world, should not be thinking of sex before or outside of marriage. That's where the old double standard comes in. Even Jim Bob told Ben that women don't really like sex, they like communicating.

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Micks Picks

Micks Picks

I believe all kinds of sex are ok in their world.  But no need to pity Anna and all her children.  She is the one who wanted them.  Josh always said he'd be fine with 2 or 3.  Anna is the one who never shut up about babies.  Remember how he ignored her for so long while she was yapping about having a #4, and how displeased he was when it was announces?  She just refused to get a clue.

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GeeGolly

GeeGolly

I believe all kinds of sex are ok in their world.  But no need to pity Anna and all her children.  She is the one who wanted them.  Josh always said he'd be fine with 2 or 3.  Anna is the one who never shut up about babies.  Remember how he ignored her for so long while she was yapping about having a #4, and how displeased he was when it was announces?  She just refused to get a clue.

I've always wondered about Josh's few comments about having a smaller family. He never said how he would manage to do this, being Quiverfull and all. So was it wishful thinking, or him trying to appeal to a more mainstream audience, or was he really going to try and limit the size of his family? Anna didn't have M4 by herself, so was/is Meredith going to be the last?

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Barb23

Barb23

Doesn't that book by Dr. Wheat that they got from JB explain that there's more to sex than the missionary position? Did they ever delve into it beyond the book on tape we heard in the car as they drove to the motel? Obviously, SMUGGAR knows there's more, but what about Anna? Smuggar seems like a selfish pig who would never care about a woman's pleasure; I said that about him even before we know about Danica. I think the chances that Anna has experienced an orgasm are slim to none.

I'm with you. Anna lived a very sheltered life growing up. She probably thinks it's a bad thing for a woman to experience pleasure & have orgasms. Joshley does seem like the selfish pig who could care less about her needs. Does she even know what an orgasm is? I'm sure her "girl" talk with her mom was along the same lines as MEchelle's - basically sex is all about serving your husband's needs anytime & making blessings in one position.

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Joe Jitsu913

Joe Jitsu913

I'm with you. Anna lived a very sheltered life growing up. She probably thinks it's a bad thing for a woman to experience pleasure & have orgasms. Joshley does seem like the selfish pig who could care less about her needs. Does she even know what an orgasm is? I'm sure her "girl" talk with her mom was along the same lines as MEchelle's - basically sex is all about serving your husband's needs anytime & making blessings in one position.

Anna and her family lived in some rinkydink trailer. Surely Anna and her siblings heard Ma and Pa Keller making sweet fellowship. I don't think she's as sheltered when it comes to sex. She also has older siblings so I'm sure she's chatted with them about what to expect on your wedding night.

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Fuzzysox

Fuzzysox

Anna and her family lived in some rinkydink trailer. Surely Anna and her siblings heard Ma and Pa Keller making sweet fellowship. I don't think she's as sheltered when it comes to sex. She also has older siblings so I'm sure she's chatted with them about what to expect on your wedding night.

Damn you pass the brain bleach. ewww

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Barb23

Barb23

I've already commented that I could never picture Jill in a slinky Victoria Secrets type of nightie. She's more of the long sleeved white cotton granny gown type of gal. Maybe even wearing the Little House cap. I definitely can picture Jessa in a slinky nightie with makeup & hair in place. I can see Anna wearing the slinky nightie but maybe feeling a little guilty because in her mind, this isn't what a Mom should wear. Just my opinion & something to laugh at -- I really could care less about their bedtime attire. They probably wear T Shirts & shorts/pants like the rest of us.

I don't think she's as sheltered when it comes to sex. She also has older siblings so I'm sure she's chatted with them about what to expect on your wedding night.

And going from the first kiss to doing the nasty in 12 hours time still makes my head spin. Throw in them listening to Dr. Wheat's CD on the way to their honeymoon really blows my mind. (Was probably producer driven in part for the show but still...) You can add these to the list of Why Joshley is the way he is.
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Darknight

Darknight

I believe all kinds of sex are ok in their world. But no need to pity Anna and all her children. She is the one who wanted them. Josh always said he'd be fine with 2 or 3. Anna is the one who never shut up about babies. Remember how he ignored her for so long while she was yapping about having a #4, and how displeased he was when it was announces? She just refused to get a clue.

So Josh needs to pull out or wear a condom

The women may be sheltered before marriage, but I think anything goes after the ring is on her finger. I refer you again to The Marriage Bed website/forum.

I don't think some kind of libido-moderating drug is a bad idea for men with sex drives that override their common sense.

What's the marriage bed?
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Micks Picks

Micks Picks

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I can see a couple of other things going on here.  Josh could have gotten snipped.  He may not like pain but the alternative is worse.  Then I keep remembering the stunning comment Michelle made to Jessa that she should be readily available all the time and after all, it doesn't take long.  In Josh's world, if the hooker allegations are true, it takes a long time.  If Anna is tired from the housework, childcare, schooling of the chldren, and trying to make a DC kind of life for Josh, I doubt she really has the energy for the long sex sessions and sex play, possibly including her being roughed up to some degree.  I can't picture me being delighted with that.  Which brings up the question of why, nevertheless, she is baby happy and wants about 8 of them.  There is a sickness here.

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GeeGolly

GeeGolly

Just to give you a little preview -

 

"Start a Little Something

The Generous Wife Jan 29, 2016 | 02:01 am

♥ ♥ ♥ 16 days until Valentine’s Day! ♥ ♥ ♥ Keep an eye on your time and responsibilities. Work to match them up with your husband’s schedule so you both have down time around the same time. Then start a little something. Let my beloved come to his garden, and eat its choicest fruits.  Song of Songs 4:16b […]

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CofCinci

CofCinci

With the Duggars and co, as long as a hetero married husband and wife are 'trusting The Lord with the size of their family' I think anything is permissible. So swing from the chandeliers, just don't try to prevent pregnancy.

Well, only swing from the chandeliers if that is what your husband desires. If he has no interest in that, don't you dare ever bring it up to him!
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Defrauder

Defrauder

Anna you married someone who was lusting after his 5 year old sister when he was a teenager.  You have two daughters and your husband told you that you take care of the 'top end' (nursing) and he'll take care of the bottom end (middle of the night diaper changing so you can get your sleep).  Wake up Anna, you're not being forgiving you're being stupid. 

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