Jessa, Ben and Their Brood: Making a (Diaper) Mountain out of a Mold House

[Salacious Kitty]

1 hour ago, oliviabenson said:

Except Joshua and Josie 

I bet JB could name evil Jill (with a sneer), and on the other hand, identify sycophants like Jessa and Jed!

[BetyBee]

2 hours ago, oliviabenson said:

Except Joshua and Josie 

Probably Jana too. Since she's responsible for most of the jurisdictions!

 

[oliviabenson]

Evil Jill sent me lol

[LilJen]

22 hours ago, Salacious Kitty said:

Jessa said that Meech was going to act as her doula support. Claims she's calming. She's attended several of the grand's births, even Jill's. 

“Motherrrrrr is bleeding…..”

[GeeGolly]

Jessa will stop at 8 kids because its one more than Anna.

[lascuba]

On 12/8/2023 at 2:50 PM, GeeGolly said:

I think its a girl - Willow, Holly, Sage or Juniper.

But Noah if its a boy. 

Yes bit what hideous middle name Ben saddle a boy with? I don't know Protestant history enough to guess.

[beckie]

Just now, lascuba said:

Yes bit what hideous middle name Ben saddle a boy with? I don't know Protestant history enough to guess.

I thought Tozer was what we were thinking,  but I could be wrong. 

[Salacious Kitty]

40 minutes ago, beckie said:

I thought Tozer was what we were thinking,  but I could be wrong. 

Tozer is merely an educated guess. 😀

[YupItsMe]

On 12/9/2023 at 8:08 AM, oliviabenson said:

Besides Ben and Jessa no one cares about the kids period. Her parents do not care whatsoever. I bet Shelly and pops can’t even name all their grandkids.

Except for Spurgeon. Who could forget that name?

[oliviabenson]

Noel would be nice and it’s unisex.

Noel Frost

Noelle Winter 

 

[dargosmydaddy]

53 minutes ago, oliviabenson said:

Noel would be nice and it’s unisex.

Wasn't Noelle the middle name of Jeremiah's Christmas baby? Not that the Duggars are averse to repeating names/ using similar names, but I think Jessa will stick to the plant theme if it's a girl, and Noel doesn't seem to fit with her boy style, either. And I could see her disliking unisex-- gender needs to be immediately obvious!

[Zella]

4 hours ago, beckie said:

I thought Tozer was what we were thinking,  but I could be wrong. 

It was a joke to go with the first three kids' names because their initials would have then spelled out SHIT. Jessa ruined it by choosing Fern. Now if they go with Tozer we get the decidedly less amusing SHIFT. 

[oliviabenson]

Hey it would be 

SHIFTY if she has 6 kids 

[GeeGolly]

7 hours ago, lascuba said:

Yes bit what hideous middle name Ben saddle a boy with? I don't know Protestant history enough to guess.

I don't either but there is a dude named Walter Brueggemann. Noah Brueggemann Seewald checks all the boxes.

[Joan of Argh]

5 hours ago, Zella said:

It was a joke to go with the first three kids' names because their initials would have then spelled out SHIT. Jessa ruined it by choosing Fern. Now if they go with Tozer we get the decidedly less amusing SHIFT. 

Shift… well at least it’s better than Shaft

I wonder if Jessa is a Simon & Garfunkel fan?

Girls names: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme

[oliviabenson]

Bartholomew Tiberrious 

Wolfgang Beau

Ok that’s it lol

[oliviabenson]

4 hours ago, Joan of Argh said:

Shift… well at least it’s better than Shaft

I wonder if Jessa is a Simon & Garfunkel fan?

Girls names: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme

Simon would be a nice name 

[BetyBee]

29 minutes ago, oliviabenson said:

Simon would be a nice name 

Simon Peter Seewald - ok with you, Bin?

[GeeGolly]

1 hour ago, BetyBee said:

Simon Peter Seewald - ok with you, Bin?

Simon Says Seewald.

Just think... Sayings of Simon Says. 🙃😁

[LilJen]

Huldrich after Huldrich Zwingli, a Calvinist type. Really rolls off the tongue.

[crazy8s]

On 12/10/2023 at 2:44 PM, GeeGolly said:

Jessa will stop at 8 kids because its one more than Anna.

But probably at least 5 less than Joe and Kendra.

Since Jessa is most loyal to pops, Poppy seems the right suck up to jb name for a girl. I will stick with Boyce for a boy.

[BetyBee]

I think we'll find out soon enough what name these two fools pick! In her video, Jessa expressed hope that the baby wouldn't come on Christmas day. I hope it does! Michelle can make a 2nd banner to accompany HBD Jesus! Although Jesus wasn't born on December 25th, but who needs to pay attention to pesky details? Certainly not the Duggars!

[xwordfanatik]

3 hours ago, LilJen said:

Huldrich after Huldrich Zwingli, a Calvinist type. Really rolls off the tongue.

Why not just "Calvin"?  It's certainly better than Sturgeon (Spurgeon.)  😄

[beckie]

10 hours ago, BetyBee said:

I think we'll find out soon enough what name these two fools pick! In her video, Jessa expressed hope that the baby wouldn't come on Christmas day. I hope it does! Michelle can make a 2nd banner to accompany HBD Jesus! Although Jesus wasn't born on December 25th, but who needs to pay attention to pesky details? Certainly not the Duggars!

It would be a third banner since Jeremiah and Hannah's little girl was born on Christmas day last year. 

If Jessa does give birth on Christmas,  maybe she'd name the child Emmanuel. 

[Sweetpea12]

1 hour ago, beckie said:

If Jessa does give birth on Christmas,  maybe she'd name the child Emmanuel. 

or they could go with the 'J' theme and call him Jesus

[BetyBee]

Jessa had her baby, I think on the 18th. Big baby boy - 9lb 14 oz. She has a video up. Now we wait for the naming. 

 

[Salacious Kitty]

She had the baby in the wee hours of the 19th. I guess we'll get a name in about  6 weeks. 🙄

[AstridM]

52 minutes ago, Salacious Kitty said:

She had the baby in the wee hours of the 19th. I guess we'll get a name in about  6 weeks. 🙄

I can wait. Forever!

[Salacious Kitty]

8 minutes ago, AstridM said:

I can wait. Forever!

I want to see how they work Tozer into the mix. 😂

[oliviabenson]

Someone on Reddit said they can see Jessa using Jimberly as a name. Very creative name!

[BetyBee]

I'm sending a prayer that Ben is NOT allowed to name this one! 

[Salacious Kitty]

What does Ben think about Cromwell? 

Oliver Tozer Seewald? 🤔

[oliviabenson]

The name will be unique of that I’m certain. No Thomas or Daniel for them.

[Madtown]

I'm going with Bible Humper or Holy Roller for names..

[oliviabenson]

26 minutes ago, Madtown said:

I'm going with Bible Humper or Holy Roller for names..

I read that as a Holy Rodlet haha! When subs collide!

[andromeda331]

Ouch 9lbs 14oz

I think Ben's only allowed to pick the middle names.

[Salacious Kitty]

6 minutes ago, andromeda331 said:

Ouch 9lbs 14oz

I think Ben's only allowed to pick the middle names.

Nah, I think he's responsible for Spurgeon. 

[DeeReynolds]

People mag article about the newly birthed blessing.

https://people.com/jessa-duggar-welcomes-baby-no-5-boy-8419967

[AstridM]

Yikes. 
 

[GeeGolly]

Saw a quick glance of Seewald #5. He looks a lot like Henry did when he was a newborn.

Possible names: Noah, Moses, or maybe Gabriel. Possible middle name - Balthazar.

[andromeda331]

9 hours ago, Salacious Kitty said:

Nah, I think he's responsible for Spurgeon. 

I think that's what got him reduced to picking only middle names.

[ginger90]

They named him George Augustine Seewald.

[Absolom]

I would have thought Augustine too Catholic for them, but not their worst name by far.

[oliviabenson]

That’s a nice solid name. I actually really like it. Goes great with Henry. 

[ginger90]

Jessa pronounced it Augustin.

[Dimi1]

I like the nickname..Auggie....but George is a good name...It seems " older" names for kids are in style again...George, Fred, Dorothy, Viola....I just feel for poor spurge.....he has to live his whole life with that name....unless he decides to change it when he is older...

[Ohiopirate02]

So, Bin went with St. "Lord make me chaste, but not yet" Augustine.

[Absolom]

14 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Jessa pronounced it Augustin.

Half the Catholics I know pronounce it that way.

[oliviabenson]

36 minutes ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

So, Bin went with St. "Lord make me chaste, but not yet" Augustine.

That’s hilarious since at 30?! Ben has 5 kids.

[ginger90]

54 minutes ago, Absolom said:

Half the Catholics I know pronounce it that way.

Just pointing it out. I read Nurie’s name incorrectly for a long time before someone actually said it on a video.

Edited December 24, 2023 by ginger90