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Jessa, Ben and Their Brood: Making a (Diaper) Mountain out of a Mold House

Chris Knight

By Chris Knight
in Counting On

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Imho if you are pro-life, BE PRO LIFE.  That is, be pro every STAGE of life, not just in utero.  Why doesn’t pro life include teens?  Elders?  Suppprt QUALITY public education for all of our children.

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Dammit, I wish they'd all stop spreading misinformation about abortion.  Most women who seek abortion don't do it at the stage of that ultrasound image Dustbin posted unless there are severe abnormali

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Ljohnson1987

Ljohnson1987

Jessa. No one is surprised you're with child again. Your maiden name is Duggar. All you do is think about which Fundie guy you're going to marry, and how many children you can pop out.  I hope Bin and Jessa get real jobs. The TLC money isn't going to last forever. Although, I bet this is going to be the main focus of season three of 'Boring Us'. I'm waiting for Jill, Anna and Jinger to get pregnant too, so we can have the baby bump pic. I hope Jessa doesn't post as many selfies this time. Especially since they landed on a porn website. Jess, you're not the first, or last person to get pregnant or give birth. This is going to be their excuse for not adopting.  They're never going to adopt.  I hope Jessa has a hospital birth this time. Please, Jessa. For the sake of  your child, go to the damn hospital. A death from child birth isn't going to raise the ratings for your awful show. 

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cdp73

cdp73

1 hour ago, Vaysh said:

[...] He can't stray because he's got spies watching him, but he gets some time alone with his thoughts and doesn't have to interact with people.

Alone time with his thoughts...if that isn't a one-sided conversation.

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Churchhoney

Churchhoney

2 hours ago, yogi2014L said:

Really. REALLY. why cant they just be honest  "We are too ignorant to practice responsibly breeding and need elevently speshul God Warrios so we have unprotected sex all the time to have as many babiezzz as possible" UGHGHGHH

 

The trouble with ignorance is that it makes you too ignorant to realize you're ignorant.

Duggars and the Dunning Kruger effect -- a perfect pair.

44 minutes ago, FakeJoshDuggar said:

Two kids. Zero jobs: It's what Jesus wants.

FIFY

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BradandJanet

BradandJanet

Ben 15 years from now:

1. A dozen-plus kids

2. A dumpy wife (see Michelle) who lost her "sweet" years ago

3. Still doing "property maintenance" for his father-in-law (aka no megachurch preaching gig)

4. Desperately trying to recapture the youth he never had

I almost feel sorry for the guy but I'll let the feeling pass. 

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Sew Sumi

Sew Sumi

1 hour ago, this-one-is-mine said:

I wonder if Jill still hasn't ovulated since she's breastfeeding, and that's why she isn't knocked up yet. I didn't ovulate until almost a year and a half after my older son was born. It's nature's way of spacing out pregnancies. Oh, I'm sorry, God's way.

Her mother and sister ovulate at the latest four months after birth, and they breastfed. Derrick is just one of two. I think his swimmers aren't as potent as Ben's,  Smuggar's, or even TFDW's. All of their fathers were virile, and their mothers fertile Myrtles. 

And no, this is no surprise at all. I even said she was wearing the baggy clothes until People/TLC PR greenlighted the announcement. She will be wearing body con tops from here on out.

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lulu69

lulu69

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Jessa is going to get a major reality check when people don't make a big deal about this 2nd pregnancy. Better start working those baby bump selfies princess. Ho hum....

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Sew Sumi

Sew Sumi

Jill and Derrick have also said as much, but they didn't show them saying it in the vows. Benessa only talk about having a "football team" of boys and adoption. I suppose "leaving it up to God" is implied, but on the show they only aired the vows they found on Pinterest, and those were about commitment and "pursuing" each other.

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jmt111

jmt111

On August 22, 2016 at 1:14 PM, laurakaye said:

I'm really liking Tilapia Seewald.  At least the child could shorten it to "Tilly," unlike her big brother "Spurge."

Good choice:  Tilapia is known as a bottom feeder. 

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Sew Sumi

Sew Sumi

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In the passive-aggressive manner of all fundie messages:

Dear Jessa, 

Congratulations! 

Love Erin

Back to baby names, how could we have forgotten Godman Seewald?

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yogi2014L

yogi2014L

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I wonder if Jessa and Bin got tested for zika before getting PG?? That could be a concern. When was their visit to CA vs when Spawn of Seewald was conceived?

 

I stopped being lazy and googled CDC : They say people should practice safe sex for 6 months if the Male was diagnosed/had Zika sympotms

I really hope they got tested/ and are actually getting prenatal care this time

From CDC website

"CDC therefore recommends that non-pregnant couples consider using barrier methods to protect against infection or abstaining from sex for at least 8 weeks after illness onset if a female partner is diagnosed with or experiences symptoms of Zika, and for at least 6 months if a male partner is diagnosed with or experiences symptoms of Zika. The longer precautionary period recommended for men with Zika takes into consideration the fact that Zika can persist in the semen of infected men after they have recovered from illness. "

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Sew Sumi

Sew Sumi

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No, their trip to Danger America was around March. Godman would have been conceived sometime in May (I'm betting Ben's birthday mid-month) for a February due date. 

Is the green thing in the toilet an individually wrapped maxi pad? If so, oh dear...

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Aja

Aja

4 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

No, their trip to Danger America was around March. Godman would have been conceived sometime in May (I'm betting Ben's birthday mid-month) for a February due date. 

Is the green thing in the toilet an individually wrapped maxi pad? If so, oh dear...

LOL

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Missy Vixen

Missy Vixen

6 hours ago, Aja said:

"Due in February, the exciting pregnancy news comes as a surprise since the couple (who are already parents to 9-month-old son Spurgeon) have dreamed of adopting since even before their November 2014 wedding." 

Every word of that sentence apart from "Due in Feburary" is pure fan fic.

What part of "we're screwing like bunnies without birth control, but we are SO SHOCKED another baby is on the way" do these morons not get? Bonus question: Did Guinn Seewald cry when she considered the fact that her son is still unemployed and cannot support a family of four with YouTube "sermons" and his Instagram account?

I'd also like to join the chorus of those who think a hospital birth would be more appropriate this time around. That is, unless Jessa Blessa wants to bleed out on camera. Imagine the ratings!

Considering the fact that Bin bludgeoned the entire family into supporting his ridiculous name choice for his first son, I think he's going to double down on this one. Let us consider the cutesy ditty that every fundie of a certain age learns in church... 

"My hope is built on nothing less

Than Schofield's Notes and Tyndale Press."

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Sew Sumi

Sew Sumi

1 hour ago, Celia Rubenstein said:

I recognize that!  It's an Aways Ultra Thin, lol.  

I'm lucky I recognized it at all! I haven't used pads since a D&C back in 2003. I was a sinful, tampon kind of gal from age 13 until they took out my ladyparts a couple years ago. LOL

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Sile

Sile

On August 19, 2016 at 3:39 PM, fuzzylollipop said:

I think they probably use dollar store brand cosmetics, Maybelline and L'Oreal are for fancy folk. Does Goodwill sell secondhand cosmetics? 

Wet n' Wild Seewald?

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Sew Sumi

Sew Sumi

They could use Elliot as a middle name twice if it's a girl and they name her Elisabeth, who was the wife of Jim Elliot. Even though she remarried after his murder (twice, IIRC), she sure kept his memory alive and made lots of money off of it. 

Otherwise, what do they have for a girl other than biblical names, or character names like Temperance, Liberty, Verity or other Vision Forum winners. Sadly, I can't recall the names of Dougie Phillips' kids, and they're scrubbed from his Wikipedia page (probably by Dougie himself). But those poor girls...

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JoanArc

JoanArc

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I'm not surprised, just disappointed. Poor Jinger, thunder stolen, pregnant Jessa strutting her modest self at the wedding. Maybe Jessa can faint walking down the aisle to completely get the attention off Jinger.

Mods...can we Please, Please, Please rename this thread Ben and Jessa: 2 Kids 0 Jobs? Pretty please?

I like Nielson Share Seewald. Works for a boy or girl.

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toodles

toodles

23 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

If they're going to keep up with the S theme: Sarah Elisabeth Seewald.

I called it first! (Don't doubt my powers of prognostication. I called Spurgeon!)

I only doubt you because it seems too normal for these two.  

2 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

I'm not surprised, just disappointed. Poor Jinger, thunder stolen, pregnant Jessa strutting her modest self at the wedding. Maybe Jessa can faint walking down the aisle to completely get the attention off Jinger.

Mods...can we Please, Please, Please rename this thread Ben and Jessa: 2 Kids 0 Jobs? Pretty please?

I like Nielson Share Seewald. Works for a boy or girl.

Like times 1,000,000

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JoanArc

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I only doubt you because it seems too normal for these two.  

Maybe they'll misappropriate more Judaism, like Jill. Menorah D'light Seewald.

I don't know enough history - who were historical protestant preachers who opposed Catholicsm? I think they'll start there. It's a them now!

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BitterApple

BitterApple

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4 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

In the passive-aggressive manner of all fundie messages:

Dear Jessa, 

Congratulations! 

Love Erin

Back to baby names, how could we have forgotten Godman Seewald?

Part of me wonders if Erin didn't stage that photo. How  would Carson be able to reach things that would normally sit on top of a counter? The kid's only a year old. I can't imagine they'd leave chemicals like air fresheners within a baby's reach. The only reason I bring it up is because I have an annoying cousin who turned into a Mommy Martyr once her second kid was born. Every FB post was an obnoxious "only a mother of two could possibly understand" passive-aggressive dig, just like what Erin did here.

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Patricia07

Patricia07

4 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Part of me wonders if Erin didn't stage that photo. How  would Carson be able to reach things that would normally sit on top of a counter? The kid's only a year old. I can't imagine they'd leave chemicals like air fresheners within a baby's reach. The only reason I bring it up is because I have an annoying cousin who turned into a Mommy Martyr once her second kid was born. Every FB post was an obnoxious "only a mother of two could possibly understand" passive-aggressive dig, just like what Erin did here.

Maybe we'll be seeing some of this from Jessa if Jill doesn't get pregnant soon.

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