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Jessa, Ben and Their Brood: Making a (Diaper) Mountain out of a Mold House

Chris Knight

By Chris Knight
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The Duggars post about politics on social media frequently, but these social media posts are not an invitation to discuss politics here in this forum. This rule extends to Duggar adjacent families, friends, associates etc. Such discussions are a violation of the Politics Policy. 

I understand with recent current events there may be a desire to discuss certain social media postings of those in the Duggar realm as they relate to politics- this is not the place for those discussions. If you believe someone has violated forum rules, report them, do not respond or engage.

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Tabbygirl521

Tabbygirl521

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I'll see if I can help with the logic: knees - the devil's doorknobs - do not show, leads to lust in the heart and the loins. Woman giving birth, potentially on a toilet - show it all in detail, god's blessing. Feet - a-okay; wear flip flops regardless of the event, no concerns about old pedophiles with foot fetishes, such things don't exist in the Duggar hive mind. A woman in loose long pants completely covering her - heathen! Whore! Devil's bathmat! Ben's personal love letter, something almost everyone would see as private correspondence to be held dear (regardless of how sappy it is) - share it with the world. Lord it over your sisters and others that your man loves you so much that he has written this sodden prose. College degree - do not show. Oh wait, there's no chance of that. Don't get one. You might be exposed to new ideas. Clown college may be an exception because Jesus.

I first read this as indicating that pants cover "the Devil's bathmat," AKA pubic hair. Edited by Tabbygirl521
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GeeGolly

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BBNinhxjfug/

An adorable Spurgeon picture. He's outgrown that "autism" look that some posters commented on, on the Christmas photo.

https://m.facebook.com/duggarfamilyofficial/photos/a.516618088471845.1073741827.510067475793573/767797756687209/?type=3&source=54

New or old photo?

He does look cute, but then again not clean. Is there some reason they don't bathe their children regularly?

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GeeGolly

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only on married people. Until then, the Devil has built a fortress in your pelvic area.

Laughing so hard. If I'm not careful tears are gonna be running down my legs.

Are those pics taken at an MDs office?

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Sew Sumi

Sew Sumi

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I don't know what the deal is with that white sheet background. But then, they used one as a backdrop in their hospital portrait, too. I just don't know with these people. 

 

eta: Looking at the pics again, it does look like the white paper on top of a medical table. So, Ben had time to take Spooge to the doctor on a workday? WTF does his wife do all day? Besides get her mess of hair highlighted and straightened as a fundie novelty. 

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Vaysh

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I'm feeling like such a mean girl but I can't get over how much older Jessa looks than her actual age. Like, late 20's-early 30's.

 

Baby looks nice and chubby as babies should. He seems to have a somewhat more serious disposition than his cousin.

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Sew Sumi

Sew Sumi

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Well, look at his fire and brimstone parents! Poor mite doesn't stand a chance. 

 

eta: The pic with Jessa and Spooge was taken at the Mold House. I recognize that living room wall color, and you can see one of the bedrooms in the background. 

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queenanne

queenanne

It's not really inconsistent once you realize that Michelle and her daughters take their cues from Tammy Faye Bakker and Jan Crouch.

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See, now I always felt that timing wise, your standard female fundie had enough taste to be trying NOT to look like that figure of fun, and it was only after Tammy Faye stopped appearing on the airwaves as the potential punchline of secular comedians, that it became OK to be a Christian who might be accused of being overly made up.  I could be wrong.

 

I first read this as indicating that pants cover "the Devil's bathmat," AKA pubic hair.

 

Well, it could be!!

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Joe Jitsu913

Joe Jitsu913

So it looks like our Jessa is currently on a blind item list of reality tv celebs and actors who are on a "wish list" to attend "yacht parties" in Dubai and Mykonos.

Apparently one can make big $$$ attending these parties.

http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2016/JAN.html

23- Something about religion is the only thing Bani can think of which would make these two, basically the only reality stars in demand. Both are on the same network. One is married and probably has a thing against Muslim men so Bani thinks it is a no go but everyone loves her look. Jessa Duggar "19 Kids and Counting"

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RazzleberryPie

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So it looks like our Jessa is currently on a blind item list of reality tv celebs and actors who are on a "wish list" to attend "yacht parties" in Dubai and Mykonos.

Apparently one can make big $$$ attending these parties.

http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2016/JAN.html

23- Something about religion is the only thing Bani can think of which would make these two, basically the only reality stars in demand. Both are on the same network. One is married and probably has a thing against Muslim men so Bani thinks it is a no go but everyone loves her look. Jessa Duggar "19 Kids and Counting"

That has to be way off. No way would any of the Duggars even enertain the idea of one of those parties. Well, maybe Josh

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BitterApple

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Uh, does Jessa have any idea what goes on at those parties? The yacht girls are paid escorts, even the celebs. It's rumored that that's how Lindsay Lohan and Tara Reid have been staying afloat all these years. Blake Lively was allegedly a former yacht girl as well.

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queenanne

queenanne

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"Wish list" doesn't mean she volunteered, to me, nor has any idea that such a thing exists.  "Wish list", sounds like some old horndog doing the spank bank wishing, who assumes the modest can all be talked into The Marriage Bed-ding it up.

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Tabbygirl521

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My family and I used to sit around and howl at Jan Crouch and her baby voice and psycho hair and makeup, simpering about her puppet ministry. Good times.

Jessa may wear a fair amount of makeup but she is nowhere near Jan Crouch or Tammy Faye territory.

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Muffyn

Muffyn

I first read this as indicating that pants cover "the Devil's bathmat," AKA pubic hair.

The devil entered me . . . on the way out, he wiped his feet on the devil's bathmat.  

 

As always, I'll let myself out.

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Marigold

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I don't think jessa wears too much make up, to be honest. She looks fine.

It's just odd to me that she wears any make up but then worries about knees or whatever the latest modest scufflebunny is.

Jinger wears too much make up or applies it wrong. Or the bronzer is a bad idea...not sure what is happening. (reminds me of Meri Brown)

Michelle has had periods with bad make up application and selection of colors. But generally, Michelle doesn't pile on make up either. Her hair is another story...

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Almost 3000

Almost 3000

MAN Jessa looks pretty in that shot.  Waaay above Bin's league.  Do you think she gets lip fillers--huge lips she has.

I thought she looked a bit pornie because of the puffed and pouty lips and come hither dark lined eyes peering out from those overly long bangs. Pretty but not very modest.

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Saylii

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MAN Jessa looks pretty in that shot. Waaay above Bin's league. Do you think she gets lip fillers--huge lips she has.

I don't think she has lip fillers. There are some lipsticks on the market that plump pretty well. I have a friend irl that has similar lips to Jessa and she can make them look absolutely huge.

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drafan

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I thought she looked a bit pornie because of the puffed and pouty lips and come hither dark lined eyes peering out from those overly long bangs. Pretty but not very modest.

I gasped when I  saw it ....I thought it was Casey Anthony all spiffed up to go clubbing.

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WhineandCheez

WhineandCheez

I don't think she has lip fillers. There are some lipsticks on the market that plump pretty well. I have a friend irl that has similar lips to Jessa and she can make them look absolutely huge

 

.Spill! I need brand names and I need them now!  Got Juvaderm twice and cannot afford it again.

 

I still just don't get how Jessa didn't think she could do any better than Bin.  She could've gotten some older Christian wealthy businessman-type easily.  And it can't be that  Bin is hung, because how would she have known that ahead of time (sorry to be crude here, but really.  He was a 17 year old high school graduate with some biceps!)

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Saylii

Saylii

.Spill! I need brand names and I need them now! Got Juvaderm twice and cannot afford it again.

I still just don't get how Jessa didn't think she could do any better than Bin. She could've gotten some older Christian wealthy businessman-type easily. And it can't be that Bin is hung, because how would she have known that ahead of time (sorry to be crude here, but really. He was a 17 year old high school graduate with some biceps!)

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The brand she uses the most is Too Faced. She gets it at Sephora. She uses the Melted line and the Lip Injection Color Bomb line.

I have to think that since JB is screening the applicants so to speak that the only boys the girls see are like their brothers. JB isn't going to approve of a 25 year old man who is handsome, runs his own business and is moderately wealthy. That means one of JB's daughters would be out from under his thumb. If looks was the most important thing to Jessa, she was only going to get that in a 17 year old boy whom JB could control. Derick seems like he has no confidence and low self esteem which is why JB approved of him. I also think that's why they have trouble finding a partner for Jana. At this point, it's JB compromising, a basement dwelling loser, or another teenager.

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GeeGolly

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The brand she uses the most is Too Faced. She gets it at Sephora. She uses the Melted line and the Lip Injection Color Bomb line.

I have to think that since JB is screening the applicants so to speak that the only boys the girls see are like their brothers. JB isn't going to approve of a 25 year old man who is handsome, runs his own business and is moderately wealthy. That means one of JB's daughters would be out from under his thumb. If looks was the most important thing to Jessa, she was only going to get that in a 17 year old boy whom JB could control. Derick seems like he has no confidence and low self esteem which is why JB approved of him. I also think that's why they have trouble finding a partner for Jana. At this point, it's JB compromising, a basement dwelling loser, or another teenager.

I don't think there were/are a lot of serious suitors. No one like any of the Bates girls' husbands would have been interested in shallow Jessa. And I think the Duggars turn off some of their fellow Fundies. In my opinion that is part of the reason Jana & Jinger are still single. I really think JB would welcome a successful Fundy-in-law, I don't think he is smart enough or humble enough to know he might lose control. I also don't know that he would anyway - those girls seem very indoctrinated.

 

With that said, there could be a secret wisdom booklet for marrying off one's Fundy kids.

 

How to Pray for an In-law.

1. Look for the meek and prayerful.

2. Look for fortress free hearts.

3. Look for folks dressed in blue & white.

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Love2dance

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Janarella, it's funny, but if you think about it, a lot of nursery rhymes and kids songs were really creepy and morbid.

Add to that, fairy tales (Grimm, Anderson, even Disney).

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Churchhoney

Churchhoney

Also, I've never noticed before how creepy and wrong the Three Blind Mice song is for children. Did Ben really just sing, "They all ran after the farmer's wife who cut off their ear with a carving knife..." to a baby?

 

It's the tails. ; )

 

I think folk and fairy tales and nursery rhymes are just evidence of what we've mostly forgotten in our safe and sanitized modern age -- that life has always been graphic, dirty and brutal and not too many years ago everybody, including children, was exposed to graphic and brutal things daily. In our safe and sanitized times, things are different, and we tend to be squeamish scaredy cats. I expect that has both upsides and downsides.

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Churchhoney

Churchhoney

LOL. Freudian slip there. I guess I wanted my ears cut off listening to Ben's singing voice...  ;-)

 

That would account for it.... Not the first Freudian slip I've seen around here that was probably caused by Duggar horror!

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WhineandCheez

WhineandCheez

Freudian slip there.

 

There are no Freudian slips allowed in Duggarland. The long denim skirts are meant to keep them covered.

 

Thanks for the cosmetic advice Saylii. I expect to be landing my own 17 year old uneducated toilet cleaner really soon.

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amitville

amitville

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Oh gosh! You're right! He DOES have Jim Bob hair now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He does have hair just like Jim Bob .  So sad she does not even have her owm ideas, just follow the footsteps of your folks  from wedding pictures to making him a mini Jim Bob.   Yet people  believe she  is a  the rebel of the family   WHY??

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