Colleenna October 31, 2022 Share October 31, 2022 1 hour ago, Tom Holmberg said: While dusting talc on her private parts. After she smoked a pack a day. 6 Link to comment
Ghost of TWOP Past November 1, 2022 Share November 1, 2022 "Battlevision Storm" sunglasses. That's what they're called. Not just Battlevision. Battlevision STORM sunglasses! In case you need to fight off the Red Army while on your evening commute during a blizzard, I guess. Apparently they make daylight darker and night brighter, somehow. And they have to stop making them so they're only available for a limited time! It's like something Zap Brannigan would wear. 2 6 Link to comment
DrSpaceman73 November 1, 2022 Share November 1, 2022 Stupid ass commercial that compares using texting to using a carrier pigeon. It's so dumb. Plus why are people going to a store to ask about sending a message when the analogy is texting? It's for whatsapp supposed to be encrypted texting which....fine but how that relates to ANYTHING else in the commercial I have no idea. I think they were going for funny and outlandish but just landed on stupid instead. 3 Link to comment
Haleth November 1, 2022 Share November 1, 2022 While trying to get out of her timeshare. 1 5 Link to comment
Gharlane November 1, 2022 Share November 1, 2022 10 hours ago, Ghost of TWOP Past said: "Battlevision Storm" sunglasses. That's what they're called. Not just Battlevision. Battlevision STORM sunglasses! In case you need to fight off the Red Army while on your evening commute during a blizzard, I guess. Apparently they make daylight darker and night brighter, somehow. And they have to stop making them so they're only available for a limited time! They stopped making them because if they sold them for any longer, the Russians and Chinese would get their hands on them, and we can't allow our enemies access to our high tech! 😀 10 Link to comment
Colleenna November 1, 2022 Share November 1, 2022 10 hours ago, DrSpaceman73 said: Stupid ass commercial that compares using texting to using a carrier pigeon. It's so dumb. Plus why are people going to a store to ask about sending a message when the analogy is texting? It's for whatsapp supposed to be encrypted texting which....fine but how that relates to ANYTHING else in the commercial I have no idea. I think they were going for funny and outlandish but just landed on stupid instead. Every time I see that stupid commercial I think to myself "Who cares?" 90% of my texts are between my husband and me... sensitive, super-secret things like "I love you" "On my way" or (gasp!) "Get the mail please. " 2 4 Link to comment
proserpina65 November 1, 2022 Share November 1, 2022 13 hours ago, Ghost of TWOP Past said: "Battlevision Storm" sunglasses. That's what they're called. Not just Battlevision. Battlevision STORM sunglasses! In case you need to fight off the Red Army while on your evening commute during a blizzard, I guess. Apparently they make daylight darker and night brighter, somehow. And they have to stop making them so they're only available for a limited time! It's like something Zap Brannigan would wear. This made me laugh out loud at work. In a currently very quiet office. 😁 1 1 2 Link to comment
mmecorday November 1, 2022 Share November 1, 2022 (edited) The Campbell's soup commercial that that horrid rendition of "I Only Wanna Be With You" is the Montague to my Capulet. What does that song have to do with soup? Sung by Dusty Springfield, it's great. But sung by a breathy-voiced nobody it's torture. UPDATE: Covid brain fog is getting the best of me! The song used in the commercial is "Do You Believe In Magic" by The Lovin' Spoonful. I saw it yesterday and felt really stupid for posting this. But it's still an annoying version of an old song. Edited November 4, 2022 by mmecorday Brain fog 3 1 1 4 Link to comment
TattleTeeny November 1, 2022 Share November 1, 2022 “Singiiiing…or speaking.” I think it’s for Audi. It it so annoying! 1 Link to comment
Prevailing Wind November 2, 2022 Share November 2, 2022 On 10/31/2022 at 3:13 PM, Colleenna said: After she smoked a pack a day. I heard she messed around with some asbestos and now has mesothelioma. She got a structured settlement for it, but had to call 877 Cash Now. Ispot doesn't have it listed who the actress is. I googled (well, actually duck duck go'd) and got three different names, none of which look like her. If I were her, I'd wanna remain anonymous, too. I watched an ad from the 2022 campaign and she's fighting with the remote. This year, she's fighting with a pen for the crossword puzzle. Other than that, her portion of the ads are exactly the same. Maybe they've got a puppet now because her contract is running out and she's not gonna re-up. 2 Link to comment
Gharlane November 2, 2022 Share November 2, 2022 On 10/21/2022 at 10:46 PM, Kemper said: Has anyone seen the “Pooph” commercial? Seriously, just about the most bizarre ad I have ever watched. I almost put it in the “Favorite” thread, it is that campy; I actually laughed a few times. The guy sprayed it in his mouth! (It is about an odor eliminator for pet stinks. I just saw it last night. Several times. highly annoying, plus "pooph" is a slur for "homosexual". 1 Link to comment
ctlady November 2, 2022 Share November 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Gharlane said: I just saw it last night. Several times. highly annoying, plus "pooph" is a slur for "homosexual In all my years on this earth I have never heard that term Because the Lume train is like Snowpiercer - it takes some time to make a full rotation before coming 'round again - just saw the newest ad with good ol' Dr. Shannon demonstrating rubbing the cream into her armpits then standing up to point to the underboob area, crotch crevice, butt crack and then holding up her rank feet right into the camera. I swear the woman must've packed on another 20lbs since the last commercial. That's what happens when you're sitting in a cramped corner all day staring into your phone camera making amateur video commercials 1 5 Link to comment
dleighg November 2, 2022 Share November 2, 2022 43 minutes ago, ctlady said: In all my years on this earth I have never heard that term I'm pretty sure it's spelled "poof" (and is a British-ism). First heard it in Billy Elliot ages ago. 3 9 Link to comment
Welshman in Ca November 2, 2022 Share November 2, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, dleighg said: I'm pretty sure it's spelled "poof" (and is a British-ism). First heard it in Billy Elliot ages ago. Yup, but I'm pretty sure it went out of fashion about 25 years ago. Edited November 2, 2022 by Welshman in Ca 1 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot November 2, 2022 Share November 2, 2022 10 hours ago, Prevailing Wind said: I heard she messed around with some asbestos and now has mesothelioma. She got a structured settlement for it, but had to call 877 Cash Now. Well played! 1 2 3 Link to comment
Colleenna November 3, 2022 Share November 3, 2022 I find this commercial both irritating AND confusing. Don't know whether to scratch my head or throw something at the TV. 2 Link to comment
littlebennysmom November 3, 2022 Share November 3, 2022 On 11/1/2022 at 8:50 AM, Gharlane said: They stopped making them because if they sold them for any longer, the Russians and Chinese would get their hands on them, and we can't allow our enemies access to our high tech! 😀 Strict limit of 3 pair, order NAAAWWWOOWW. 5 1 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer November 3, 2022 Share November 3, 2022 3 hours ago, littlebennysmom said: Strict limit of 3 pair, order NAAAWWWOOWW. Homer Simpson Voice: "Limited?!?!" 1 3 Link to comment
ctlady November 3, 2022 Share November 3, 2022 7 hours ago, Colleenna said: I find this commercial both irritating AND confusing. Don't know whether to scratch my head or throw something at the TV. “Oh look! A little pine sapling growing out of a sidewalk crack. I must put on my cloak of ecological prowess and save it so that the world does not run out of oxygen. I will gently remove it, strap it safely into the front seat of my car with the seat belt, order a glass of water for it at the diner to where it’s turned a nice lush green by the time I safely transplant it on a grassy mountain ledge safe from the terror of humans with lumber companies. I shall stare at it and wave goodbye as I drive away in a car whose make and model I forgot for which this ad is all about and head off to buy a $6 caramel, half caff, soy latte whilst I pat myself in the back and contemplate my next virtuous move to save the planet” 5 6 3 Link to comment
Gharlane November 3, 2022 Share November 3, 2022 (edited) 19 hours ago, ctlady said: In all my years on this earth I have never heard that term I first heard it in a Monty Python sketch. Edited November 3, 2022 by Gharlane 9 Link to comment
Leeds November 3, 2022 Share November 3, 2022 Healthywage.com Just when I thought I'd seen everything, a commercial for a product that combines obesity and gambling. Yeah America. 1 3 2 Link to comment
BusyOctober November 3, 2022 Share November 3, 2022 There’s a commercial for some HGTV show, Good Bones, that is going to make me insane. Some screeching harpy lets out a high pitch shriek, and screams in her best 5 year old hopped on sugar “It’s gonna be soooo PREETTTTTTYYYY!” The shriek rattles me every time it’s on. Her stupid voice makes me want to wrap her Little House on the Prairie braids around her neck until she can’t make another sound. I don’t watch anything on HGTV, but this ad plays endlessly on other Discovery channels. I may have seen/heard it on ABC as well. This may be the final straw that makes me stop watching the very little cable/network TV that I currently do. 4 3 Link to comment
jennifer6973 November 3, 2022 Share November 3, 2022 1 hour ago, BusyOctober said: There’s a commercial for some HGTV show, Good Bones, that is going to make me insane. Some screeching harpy lets out a high pitch shriek, and screams in her best 5 year old hopped on sugar “It’s gonna be soooo PREETTTTTTYYYY!” The shriek rattles me every time it’s on. Her stupid voice makes me want to wrap her Little House on the Prairie braids around her neck until she can’t make another sound. I don’t watch anything on HGTV, but this ad plays endlessly on other Discovery channels. I may have seen/heard it on ABC as well. This may be the final straw that makes me stop watching the very little cable/network TV that I currently do. She's the host of the show, owner of the company that makes the repairs to the houses. Link to comment
BusyOctober November 3, 2022 Share November 3, 2022 6 minutes ago, jennifer6973 said: She's the host of the show, owner of the company that makes the repairs to the houses. Thanks, I figured she was the main builder/designer. I hope the people around her note show are issued OSHA approved sound canceling headphones. 3 1 Link to comment
Ghost of TWOP Past November 4, 2022 Share November 4, 2022 9 hours ago, Leeds said: Healthywage.com Just when I thought I'd seen everything, a commercial for a product that combines obesity and gambling. Yeah America. The thing that bugs me about that is if you lose weight they pay you, right? Which means their business model depends on you failing to lose weight. So while pretending to be encouraging they're actually playing the odds that you'll fail. Profoundly cynical. 5 4 3 Link to comment
cinsays November 4, 2022 Share November 4, 2022 15 hours ago, BusyOctober said: Thanks, I figured she was the main builder/designer. I hope the people around her note show are issued OSHA approved sound canceling headphones. not to mention how fake/staged that scream is i used to watch the show but it got to be more about how cute and quirky she and her mom are than the actual work on the house 1 1 1 4 Link to comment
xls November 5, 2022 Share November 5, 2022 Gawd could this be anymore condescending? 3 Link to comment
Gramto6 November 5, 2022 Share November 5, 2022 I finally saw the 2023 Puppet Martha commercial. OMG Why??? Why would they do that??? 2 2 1 Link to comment
Prevailing Wind November 5, 2022 Share November 5, 2022 Holy crap! Look! Martha got her eyelids lifted & probably some Lasik surgery, too. No wonder they got a puppet. https://www.ispot.tv/ad/26XD/medicare-advantage-advisors-meet-medicare-martha-enrollment-period 4 2 Link to comment
CrystalBlue November 5, 2022 Share November 5, 2022 51 minutes ago, Prevailing Wind said: Holy crap! Look! Martha got her eyelids lifted & probably some Lasik surgery, too. No wonder they got a puppet. https://www.ispot.tv/ad/26XD/medicare-advantage-advisors-meet-medicare-martha-enrollment-period Good for her! Martha looks good and isn't acting so crazy and cantankerous as in the earlier ads. This commercial isn't so bad, as far as Medicare ads go. At least there's no screaming, shouting, singing or dancing. I haven't seen the puppet one though. 1 2 Link to comment
xls November 5, 2022 Share November 5, 2022 54 minutes ago, Prevailing Wind said: Holy crap! Look! Martha got her eyelids lifted & probably some Lasik surgery, too. No wonder they got a puppet. https://www.ispot.tv/ad/26XD/medicare-advantage-advisors-meet-medicare-martha-enrollment-period And she got 'that 9.95 life insurance plan' ! 7 Link to comment
cynicat November 5, 2022 Share November 5, 2022 I've weirdly done a 180 on Martha. Her snarkiness towards the patronizing announcer is growing on me. 2 2 1 Link to comment
MagicEyes November 5, 2022 Share November 5, 2022 17 hours ago, xls said: Gawd could this be anymore condescending? Those giant glasses! Where do you even buy glasses that huge? Are they from the Andre the Giant collection? (I love Andre the Giant, so no offense intended, but he was a very large person) 1 2 Link to comment
Crashcourse November 5, 2022 Share November 5, 2022 Medicare Martha can go straight to hell. 3 Link to comment
peacheslatour November 5, 2022 Share November 5, 2022 37 minutes ago, Crashcourse said: Medicare Martha can go straight to hell. I like her a lot more than "ALLAN! WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED!!" bitch. 1 4 Link to comment
Crashcourse November 5, 2022 Share November 5, 2022 17 minutes ago, peacheslatour said: I like her a lot more than "ALLAN! WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED!!" bitch. Thankfully, I haven't seen that one. 1 Link to comment
GHScorpiosRule November 5, 2022 Share November 5, 2022 And now we have William Devane as spokesperson! At least he looks good. Whaaat? 3 Link to comment
Gramto6 November 5, 2022 Share November 5, 2022 1 hour ago, peacheslatour said: I like her a lot more than "ALLAN! WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED!!" bitch. I've seen them both and don't like either...especially puppet Martha that one is just way over the top it is embarrassing. 1 1 Link to comment
peacheslatour November 5, 2022 Share November 5, 2022 26 minutes ago, Gramto6 said: I've seen them both and don't like either...especially puppet Martha that one is just way over the top it is embarrassing. I haven't seen Puppet Martha yet. 2 Link to comment
littlebennysmom November 6, 2022 Share November 6, 2022 On 11/4/2022 at 11:52 PM, xls said: And she got 'that 9.95 life insurance plan' ! And that $9.95 per month will net her heirs a ridiculously low inheiritance! ($9.95 x 12 months = $119.40 out of pocket annually. The benefit you receive as you get older gets LOWER with every year you live. A 77 year old and 50 year old will both pay $9.95 for one unit of insurance, but the 77 year old's payout will be $503 vs the 50 year old's $1,786. Such a scam.) 2 1 1 5 Link to comment
Popular Post mmecorday November 6, 2022 Popular Post Share November 6, 2022 Woman on TV: I've lost 90 pounds on Golo. Me: Shingles doesn't care! 1 2 23 1 Link to comment
Prevailing Wind November 6, 2022 Share November 6, 2022 There's another cheap "end of life" insurance commercial that's driving me nuts. The black woman with the long hair, who's not even LOOKING at her son while she talks to him. She's obviously reading off a prompter. The acting by both her and her "son" are laughable. "Yeah, that would be horrible." Your mom's debts would be horrible, but her dying isn't? 1 6 Link to comment
littlebennysmom November 6, 2022 Share November 6, 2022 4 hours ago, mmecorday said: Woman on TV: I've lost 90 pounds on Golo. Me: Shingles doesn't care! Is that the same woman who speaks so oddly? "Look what Golo has done...look what it has done!" "Go, Golo!" I mock her voice every time it comes on (which is a lot). 1 2 1 Link to comment
littlebennysmom November 6, 2022 Share November 6, 2022 Hellman's mayonnaise -- turnin' nothin' into somethin' sung by two terribly off-key actors/singers. Good basic idea terribly executed. 1 1 Link to comment
dleighg November 6, 2022 Share November 6, 2022 25 minutes ago, littlebennysmom said: Good basic idea except I don't think taking what looks like leftover chicken stir fry and adding mayo to it and reheating it is a good basic idea. 1 1 7 Link to comment
Gramto6 November 7, 2022 Share November 7, 2022 Best Foods/Hellman's has always been my favorite mayo for grilled cheese or tuna. I have been experimenting though. Bought some Kewpie Japanese mayo that is not bad and a small jar of Dukes I haven't opened yet. Haven't made up my mind yet which is the best. Don't want so many opened jars of mayo in refridge. Also tried Sir Kingstons's mayo sample size and it was a non starter for me. Link to comment
chessiegal November 7, 2022 Share November 7, 2022 I just watched the full-length Hellman's leftover ad, and they show a variety of leftovers being used to make a new dish. I think the last one was something like a chicken pasta veggies dish. If you go to Hellman's website, they have a lot of recipes for using Hellman's in leftovers. From Hellman's website, it looks like they are touting Hellman's and leftovers as a way to reduce food waste. 2 Link to comment
amass November 7, 2022 Share November 7, 2022 “What’s a Lavazza coffee?” I don’t know why but that one annoys me so much… 2 Link to comment
greekmom November 7, 2022 Share November 7, 2022 The Desjardian commercial for insurance with the clients painting or cross stitching the pictures of their agents. Kind of creepy. Link to comment
Gharlane November 7, 2022 Share November 7, 2022 (edited) Is that the mother of those filthy Kardashian whores who personally reviewed her daughter's sex tapes to figure out which one would be best, pimping Shutterfly for your Christmas cards? >:-( Yeah, as if we're to believe that's what they use for theirs. Edited November 7, 2022 by Gharlane 1 2 Link to comment
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