I thought we were going to find out who won tonight. I guess my reading comprehension is on the fritz. What is it about Finals do I not understand?
Alexa and The Dogs Show was entertaining, but the previous performance was better. I still enjoy the act and love the doggies. I wonder why they left Alexa's mic on so the commands came through to the audience.
Hans is hilarious and he makes me laugh and that's good enough for me.
Boogie Storm is the worst act in this finals. Their costumes where the same, complete with flapping cups. I thought the purpose of a codpiece was to hold it all still and protected, not wiggle around in an obscene way. The act was the same, just different music and background. Howie's Red X had me clapping and vowing my undying love for him. I am highly suspect of Simon's affinity for this act and wonder if there's an inside joke or story behind it.
Miss Norway's rendition of "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" was interesting and rather enjoyable. Like one of the judges said (Alesha?), she nailed the melancholy of the song. I love it when young people sing classic rock songs, and prove the timelessness of them while making them sound new and fresh.
I enjoyed Duo Transcend even though I preferred Duo Destiny last week. They're kind of interchangeable, which prompts my wicked mind to contemplate a Duos Wife Swapping Competition.
Russian Bar Babe and her Two Guys were impressive, even though I'm willing to bet a week's worth of beer money that those 160 spikes are made of flexible rubber and far enough away from the FIRE! to not melt. I liked her costume.