Muffyn July 9, 2015 Share July 9, 2015 Being fully aware that I woke up extra cranky this morning, I did not to be assaulted with the you're-so-happy-you-are-inspired-to-make-up-new-words "phisticated" ad. That is not a new word. That is you dropping the first two letters off of sophisticated. I am however going to create a new word - fisticated. That is when I shove my fist in your mouth to keep you from smarmily saying your house is "phisticated". Fisticate: to shove your fist into someone's mouth. Fisticated: a mouth filled with a rage-filled person's fist. 15 Link to comment
Prevailing Wind July 9, 2015 Share July 9, 2015 Followed by fisticating, fistication and, best of all, fisticatable. 5 Link to comment
Muffyn July 9, 2015 Share July 9, 2015 Almost everyone is looking fisticatable to me this morning. Muffyn needs more than 3 hours sleep and much less construction noise. That damn new roof had best last twenty years or I will be fisticating all over the place. 8 Link to comment
TattleTeeny July 9, 2015 Share July 9, 2015 I find it silly to try to sell sensitive care products for a man's underarm. But why? I'm not a guy but I can identify all too much with this issue. I don't use animal-tested brands but I actually had to use Dove for a long time while I tried and rejected tons of other brands that were absolute murder on my skin. 1 Link to comment
Bort July 10, 2015 Share July 10, 2015 (edited) I have a love/hate feeling about the Dove deodorant for men. I find it silly to try to sell sensitive care products for a man's underarm. However, my biggest turn-off is the close-up of his hairy armpit. I've got nothing against hairy armpits as my husband has two that I see on a regular basis. I do not want to see a closeup on my HD big screen TV though! After being inundated for months by commercials featuring the idiocy of people feeling up their armpits to make sure they're dry, Axe gave us this one: I laugh my ass off at "why are you touching your armpit? Don't, that's weird." Well played, Axe, well played. (Sorry, @bubbls, it still has hairy pit closeups) Edited July 10, 2015 by kariyaki 4 Link to comment
bubbls July 10, 2015 Share July 10, 2015 (edited) But why? I'm not a guy but I can identify all too much with this issue. I don't use animal-tested brands but I actually had to use Dove for a long time while I tried and rejected tons of other brands that were absolute murder on my skin. Because I do that's why! :D Edited July 10, 2015 by bubbls Link to comment
bubbls July 10, 2015 Share July 10, 2015 (edited) After being inundated for months by commercials featuring the idiocy of people feeling up their armpits to make sure they're dry, Axe gave us this one I laugh my ass off at "why are you touching your armpit? Don't, that's weird." Well played, Axe, well played. (Sorry, @bubbls, it still has hairy pit closeups) Ha! We need more like this, pits and all! Edited July 10, 2015 by bubbls Link to comment
BW Manilowe July 10, 2015 Share July 10, 2015 The current Payless Shoes (Payless Shoe Source) ad, where the lady's singing a rhyming song about how well she apparently did at a current sale, then gets stymied 'cause she doesn't know anything that rhymes with "five dollars", bugs the crap outta me. And it's airing a lot during the stuff I'm normally watching. Thankfully it's for a sale, so it hopefully won't be airing long. 2 Link to comment
riley702 July 10, 2015 Share July 10, 2015 I hope this is the correct place to put this but I'm tired of seeing those fugly grey fingernails in the ad that pops up at the bottom of this site. Don't see them - use AdBlock Plus! 3 Link to comment
TattleTeeny July 10, 2015 Share July 10, 2015 Because I do that's why! :D Haha, that's OK -- I was just wondering! Maybe their crunchy pit hair is supposed to protect them from these things anyway. Link to comment
janie jones July 10, 2015 Share July 10, 2015 I hate seeing armpits, hairy or otherwise. 1 Link to comment
bubbls July 10, 2015 Share July 10, 2015 Haha, that's OK -- I was just wondering! Maybe their crunchy pit hair is supposed to protect them from these things anyway. I was wondering that actually, lol. You know a waxy deodorant creates a sealed layer. On the other hand, that probably then creates a humid environment underneath it all which then leads to heat rash when then leads to the need for the product. Ha, I've figured it out. I still don't want to see any armpit hair in glorious color HD on my TV though. 3 Link to comment
TattleTeeny July 10, 2015 Share July 10, 2015 I wonder if someone is paid to comb and style it before filming? 4 Link to comment
iMonrey July 10, 2015 Share July 10, 2015 Are you guys seeing the McDonald's lemonade ads? Are they seriously using the "milk milk lemonade" song to promote this crap? Seriously? I keep waiting for them to go "''round the corner fudge is made." Don't they know what that song is about? And also, ew. 8 Link to comment
Sandman87 July 10, 2015 Share July 10, 2015 Being fully aware that I woke up extra cranky this morning, I did not to be assaulted with the you're-so-happy-you-are-inspired-to-make-up-new-words "phisticated" ad. That is not a new word. That is you dropping the first two letters off of sophisticated. I am however going to create a new word - fisticated. That is when I shove my fist in your mouth to keep you from smarmily saying your house is "phisticated". Fisticate: to shove your fist into someone's mouth. Fisticated: a mouth filled with a rage-filled person's fist.I wonder how many people see that commercial and think of the Public Enemy song "Sophisticated Bitch": The bitch got a problem Cause she thinks she's so Phisticated Probably not what the ad was going for there. 3 Link to comment
Brattinella July 10, 2015 Share July 10, 2015 Are you guys seeing the McDonald's lemonade ads? Are they seriously using the "milk milk lemonade" song to promote this crap? Seriously? I keep waiting for them to go "''round the corner fudge is made." Don't they know what that song is about? And also, ew. ROFLMAO!! I haven't seen this gem yet, but McDonald's really need to get their shit together. Their latest ads seem to be aimed at preppies, maybe. Too little, too late, guys. I think your ratings are gonna sink even more, and you will be gone finally. With your terrible food. 4 Link to comment
MrsEVH July 10, 2015 Share July 10, 2015 The KFC commercial with the man impersonating Colonel Sanders. I grew up in the 70s and remember the Kentucky Fried Chicken commercials with the real Colonel Sanders. Accept no substitutes or fakes. Also the commercial for a drug (don't remember the name) for vaginal dryness during sex when you're in menopause. Do we really need to see this on tv? 7 Link to comment
Trini July 10, 2015 Share July 10, 2015 Also the commercial for a drug (don't remember the name) for vaginal dryness during sex when you're in menopause. Do we really need to see this on tv? There are dozens of ads for baby boomer health issues I don't need to see. 6 Link to comment
NYGirl July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 I see the pecan pie correcting waitress is back. I still hate her and I wish she'd mind her own business.... Link to comment
riley702 July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 I wonder if someone is paid to comb and style it before filming? There's a job for your résumé - "armpit hair groomer"! 4 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 There's a job for your résumé - "armpit hair groomer"! It'd be right up there with people learning how to make that fluffy little ball on the end of a poodle's tail. 2 Link to comment
Prairie Fire July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 Hannah and her horse are back. A weary nation asks, "Why?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M5du5EKiOg 6 Link to comment
BW Manilowe July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 Heard a new commercial today for Xfinity, staring the Minions. I wasn't watching the commercial, but I heard the words. I nearly dropped my skillet because I swear I heard the Mimions say "Suck Ass" and "Tough Shit". So, not seeing the video with the sound, I had no idea what they were supposedly saying. Then the next day, I saw the whole commercial, which is for Xfinity's DVR. Minions were fighting to see which TV show they were going to watch---soccer (suck ass) or Top Chef (tough shit). Because of the weird way the Minions speak, that's the reason why it sounds the way it does. I've seen the commercial 2-3 times, maybe a little more, in the last couple of hours or so. I definitely agree what sounds like "tough shit" is Top Chef. I didn't hear the "suck ass"/"soccer" line yet, so I can't verify that. At the end, they also sing what's supposed to be part of Staying Alive. I'm positive about that since they use the music (but not the original, of course) in the ad. 1 Link to comment
Sandman87 July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 There's a job for your résumé - "armpit hair groomer"! You might have better luck with "Axilla Design Technician." 4 Link to comment
KLovestoShop July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 (edited) Added to the Top Chef Minion ad, supposedly McDonalds is giving away a talking Minion in Happy Meals. But the problem so many parents are complaining about is that one Minion says things that sounds like the F word. In addition to hating so many individual commercials, I hate how many commercials there are in programs. Nick and TV Land are the worst. I just counted 12, thirty second commercials shown one after another. It's no wonder why so many of their 30 minute shows now run 40 minutes. Absolutely ridiculous. Edited July 11, 2015 by KLovestoShop 4 Link to comment
90PercentGravity July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 Is "dirty knees" slang for something? 3 Link to comment
BooksRule July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 The KFC commercial with the man impersonating Colonel Sanders. I grew up in the 70s and remember the Kentucky Fried Chicken commercials with the real Colonel Sanders. Accept no substitutes or fakes. I agree. With all of the 'computer magic' that can be done today, I think a better campaign would have been to place the original Sanders into the commercials. It's been done with Marilyn Monroe and others, why not the Colonel? (I usually hate it when that's done, but I would like those kinds of KRC commercials over the 'tayders and big ol' cookie' guy). I may have just jinxed it by saying this, but I haven't seen the 'color is a beautiful thing' (aka 'cholera's a beautiful thing') commercial lately. I used to like it (and would sing along), until I saw it multiple times within one hour while watching a movie. It got old fast. 2 Link to comment
bilgistic July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 (edited) Is "dirty knees" slang for something?Giving blow jobs, I guess. That one's been around for at least 30 years because I remember a racist playground/school/bus song with the phrase. I hope it wasn't in a commercial! Edited July 11, 2015 by bilgistic 3 Link to comment
90PercentGravity July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 The horse in that Directv commercial keeps going on about his dirty knees. 2 Link to comment
bilgistic July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 Ew. I had refused to watch that ad on principle. Now I'm grossed out because that can't just be a throwaway line. Also, a woman in a bikini? Appealing to the lowest common denominator? Lazy and dumb. 6 Link to comment
pandora spocks July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 "The horse in that Directv commercial keeps going on about his dirty knees." He's standing by a body of water. Can't the dumbass wade in for a quick rinse? 5 Link to comment
Brattinella July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 Why is she washing him in salt water anyhow? 1 Link to comment
BW Manilowe July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 I agree. With all of the 'computer magic' that can be done today, I think a better campaign would have been to place the original Sanders into the commercials. It's been done with Marilyn Monroe and others, why not the Colonel? (I usually hate it when that's done, but I would like those kinds of KRC commercials over the 'tayders and big ol' cookie' guy). I may have just jinxed it by saying this, but I haven't seen the 'color is a beautiful thing' (aka 'cholera's a beautiful thing') commercial lately. I used to like it (and would sing along), until I saw it multiple times within one hour while watching a movie. It got old fast. I've actually seen the "color" commercial a few times this week, I'm pretty sure including last night. I think most, if not all, airings were on cable channels as opposed to commercial networks. Maybe we're just watching different channels, which would account for me seeing it & you not seeing it. The funny thing is, I've always heard it correctly. But once someone brought up the "cholera's a beautiful thing" misheard lyric here, that's what comes into my head as soon as I realize the commercial's on. 3 Link to comment
Prevailing Wind July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 First time I heard it in that context was a joke, "How can you tell who the Head Nurse is? - She's the one with the dirty knees." 5 Link to comment
Prairie Fire July 11, 2015 Share July 11, 2015 I wonder if you'll ever hear anyone say, "I was convinced to switch to DirecTV by that ad with Hannah and her horse." Dear Comcast: if you make even one parody of that ad, I'll forgive you for everything. Has anyone else developed the ability to figure out you're watching an Axe ad even before Axe is revealed at the end? Just based on the general skeeviness? I call this skill "AxeSP". 8 Link to comment
Sandman87 July 12, 2015 Share July 12, 2015 Apparently I have "AxeSP", because I know it's one of their ads as soon as I see the scruffy, stanky, smirking slime molds that they use as male models. I agree. With all of the 'computer magic' that can be done today, I think a better campaign would have been to place the original Sanders into the commercials. It's been done with Marilyn Monroe and others, why not the Colonel?I don't see how desecrating his corpse digitally would be any better than hiring an impersonator. What really ticks me off about the KFC ads which run locally is that there are no KFCs in my county or in any of the adjoining counties.The two franchises here, which were owned by the same guy, closed over a year ago and turned into Popeye's. Why are they even running them? 5 Link to comment
BW Manilowe July 12, 2015 Share July 12, 2015 Apparently I have "AxeSP", because I know it's one of their ads as soon as I see the scruffy, stanky, smirking slime molds that they use as male models. I don't see how desecrating his corpse digitally would be any better than hiring an impersonator. What really ticks me off about the KFC ads which run locally is that there are no KFCs in my county or in any of the adjoining counties.The two franchises here, which were owned by the same guy, closed over a year ago and turned into Popeye's. Why are they even running them? They might be national ads (there are national ads & local ads). You'll see them even if the companies don't have a physical presence in your area right now. We haven't had Sonic Drive-Ins here in I don't know how long (they've opened & closed multiple stores here twice already), but we still get the commercials. 1 Link to comment
friendperidot July 12, 2015 Share July 12, 2015 I, personally, do not find anything pure about body fat. 3 Link to comment
Cobalt Stargazer July 12, 2015 Share July 12, 2015 Has anyone else developed the ability to figure out you're watching an Axe ad even before Axe is revealed at the end? Just based on the general skeeviness? I call this skill "AxeSP". Apparently I have "AxeSP", because I know it's one of their ads as soon as I see the scruffy, stanky, smirking slime molds that they use as male models. On that note: 16 Link to comment
smittykins July 12, 2015 Share July 12, 2015 They might be national ads (there are national ads & local ads). You'll see them even if the companies don't have a physical presence in your area right now. We haven't had Sonic Drive-Ins here in I don't know how long (they've opened & closed multiple stores here twice already), but we still get the commercials. New York State has never had Sonic, and we still get the commercials. Link to comment
Cobb Salad July 12, 2015 Share July 12, 2015 I wonder if you'll ever hear anyone say, "I was convinced to switch to DirecTV by that ad with Hannah and her horse." Dear Comcast: if you make even one parody of that ad, I'll forgive you for everything Same here. It seems that they show a Direct TV ad with Hannah and her Horse during each commercial break for the Tour de France. I can't stand the voice used for the horse. Link to comment
sofaslug July 12, 2015 Share July 12, 2015 New York State has never had Sonic, and we still get the commercials. Reportedly they are coming. http://ir.sonicdrivein.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=888970 Link to comment
Haleth July 12, 2015 Share July 12, 2015 Same here. It seems that they show a Direct TV ad with Hannah and her Horse during each commercial break for the Tour de France. I can't stand the voice used for the horse. I'd rather listen to the horse than skanky Hannah. 5 Link to comment
ABay July 12, 2015 Share July 12, 2015 I was so disappointed to learn from Wait Wait Don't Tell Me that Peter Grosz, formerly a writer for The Colbert Report, is the guy in the driver's seat in those annoying Sonic ads. 4 Link to comment
sofaslug July 12, 2015 Share July 12, 2015 I was so disappointed to learn from Wait Wait Don't Tell Me that Peter Grosz, formerly a writer for The Colbert Report, is the guy in the driver's seat in those annoying Sonic ads. You & me both. 1 Link to comment
SoSueMe July 12, 2015 Share July 12, 2015 Does it make me a really evil person that I am annoyed and creeped out by this commercial? http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7PHw/2016-honda-pilot-buddy-holly Maybe they are trying to do the heartwarming sentimental stuff that Subaru does so well, not even close. 5 Link to comment
BW Manilowe July 12, 2015 Share July 12, 2015 This may have started in the "...Scratch Your Head" thread. If so, apologies. There's a new Xarelto (blood thinner medicine) ad out with the previous spokesmen: pro golfer Arnold Palmer, comedian/former SNLer Kevin Nealon, & NASCAR driver Brian (I forget his last name). Maybe it was filmed at the same time as the previous ad & maybe it wasn't; I don't know. What I do know is, the 3 men mispronounce the name of the medicine (as Xaralto) just as badly as they did in the original ad, which is annoying & lends itself to the idea that both ads (so far) were filmed at the same time. You'd think, if this ad were filmed separately the ad agency or someone would've advised the men on how to correctly pronounce the medicine's name this time. 5 Link to comment
merylinkid July 12, 2015 Share July 12, 2015 the worst part of the "phisticated" ads are that she is not making up a new word. The friend is saying her new room is "so-" and the lady cuts her off with "phisticated" meaning finishing the damn word to make it "sophisticated" which is a real word. BUt then the moron just takes it as "phisticated." She didn't make up a new word, she was too stupid to recognize a word that already exists. 7 Link to comment
CarpeDiem54 July 12, 2015 Share July 12, 2015 Does it make me a really evil person that I am annoyed and creeped out by this commercial?http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7PHw/2016-honda-pilot-buddy-hollyMaybe they are trying to do the heartwarming sentimental stuff that Subaru does so well, not even close. I hate that commercial, too. What a lame family. Plus, why are they all singing some song I've never heard before (is it even a real song?). Hell, singing Row, row, row your boat would be more appealing. 5 Link to comment
theatremouse July 12, 2015 Share July 12, 2015 (edited) I hate that commercial, too. What a lame family. Plus, why are they all singing some song I've never heard before (is it even a real song?). Hell, singing Row, row, row your boat would be more appealing.It was a fairly big hit single in the 90s. Real song. Weezer. Probably intended to be endearing in that it's the currently-teen/tween daughter who starts singing the song likely more popular for people her parents' age (or actually, slightly younger than her parents really, I would think). But I think the point is supposed to be she's starting on a 20 year old song and the whole family apparently likes it. Rather than her singing, say, Uptown Funk or something more recent. Edited July 14, 2015 by theatremouse 2 Link to comment
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