S06.E02: Tuscany!

[Lisin]

Kyle and Lisa Vanderpump are enjoying a fabulous time zooming through Italy in a Ferrari and taking in the tranquil countryside when family problems interrupt. Meanwhile, back in Beverly Hills, Yolanda takes drastic measures to improve her health and Eileen and Lisa Rinna are stunned by her condition.

[notnowimbusy]

If only Andy could have captured the 2 foot long parasite on camera.

[WireWrap]

If only Andy could have captured the 2 foot long parasite on camera.

PLEASE, Don't give Andy OR Yolanda any ideas! LOL

[Giselle]

PLEASE, Don't give Andy OR Yolanda any ideas! LOL

We need to be careful remember Lisa R and Yo-Yolanda were talking about having a colonics date. Lisa would be a major bestie with Yo if they did that.

 

Not something I care to see, much less hear about.

Edited December 8, 2015 by Giselle

[AuntieDiane6]

Remind me not to have lo mein tonight when I'm watching the show.

[Lisin]

Guys? I know you all know about the First Looks topic. Please use it until the episode airs. We really don't want to have to be locking and unlocking two topics all season long but we will if people can't remember where to post. 

[mbaywife123]

Wow, that exchange between Yo and David at the dentist office was all kinds of awkward.

Yo: aren't you glad you married me?

David: thrilled (not) and out the door he went.

Hey Kyle, your sisters both suck, move on.

Oh jeeze Taylor is on the next episode. In her own words "ENOUGH"!

Edited December 9, 2015 by mbaywife123

[AttackTurtle]

HELL NO would I ever attend a family wedding in which my husband was not invited. Not only that, but his little girl was a flower girl. I hope Mauricio runs Hilton & Hyland into the ground.

[Straycat80]

Love the vacation and food porn of Tuscany!

Geez, Lisa V. Can't take a hint! STFU already!

I think Kyle was onto something about being so depressed that you get physically sick. Yo and the King were apparently having problems at the time they were taping this season. He was so cold to her in the dentist office. I still believe she has or had Lymes disease but something else is going on too. Parasites? Ew! And I don't think taking a ton of medication is good for you either.

[nexxie]

Loved seeing the boat and the beautiful food, and also the Tuscan scenes!

imo, Kyle and her family - Kyle, all four girls and Mauricio - should stick together. Narcissists get off on dividing people.

[DivaLasVegas82]

I thought Kyle and Maurico showed remarkable restraint tonight in not telling Lisa and Ken to STFU and mind their own business. Thank God Alexia shut the whole thing down by saying she didn't want to discuss family matters for the rest of the trip. When a friend tells you they don't want to talk about something, you respect their wishes. You don't keep pressing and pressing the issue, especially if you're on a reality show together. It's like Lisa and Ken were fishing for dirt on the Hilton family that they wanted Kyle to reveal on camera. 

[bosawks]

If only Andy could have captured the 2 foot long parasite on camera.

I thought they did, although, I honestly thought David was a lot taller than two feet......

[mbaywife123]

The Tuscan scenes were beautiful.

Look out Ken your wife had on what you consider a mumu when she was at the villa on the lawn with Kyle.

[AttackTurtle]

I thought Kyle and Maurico showed remarkable restraint tonight in not telling Lisa and Ken to STFU and mind their own business. Thank God Alexia shut the whole thing down by saying she didn't want to discuss family matters for the rest of the trip. When a friend tells you they don't want to talk about something, you respect their wishes. You don't keep pressing and pressing the issue, especially if you're on a reality show together. It's like Lisa and Ken were fishing for dirt on the Hilton family that they wanted Kyle to reveal on camera.

I actually thought that Mauricio seemed pretty open to talking about it.

[Mozelle]

I wish Kyle would understand that she does not need these Kathy and Kim problems. Let them wallow in their bitter bitter misery. How do you have all the money and luxuries in the world and still manage to be a hateful woman, Kathy? Was Mauricio meant to work under Rick's thumb until he (Mauricio) took his last breath? Is Mauricio meant to live his life in permanent genuflection to the almighty Rick Hilton? Is that why Kathy is so damn puckered and salty, years and years later?

 

Speaking of puckered and salty. Kenneth Todd, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Is he trying to join Peter Thomas in the husband wanting to join the cast. Ken was so ridiculous when Lisa was looking through her wardrobe for clothes. Your wife teeters around on platform heels yet you want to have an opinion on another woman's sartorial choices? Do better, man.

[mjstrick]

My stepsister invited my daughter and me to her wedding and specifically excluded my husband and toddler son. She had a valid reason since my now ex showed his drunken ass when my dad married her mom. Still, I didn't go. It caused a lot of issues but I had to stick with my husband and kids.

Also, my biggest issue with Lisa V rand Ken was they were talking about it in front of the kids. Just NO. I don't care that kim is a crackhead and Kathy and rick are total assholes. It's an adult conversation. Period.

[Snappy]

Is it me, or is this season boring so far? Also the acting seems very stiff and awkward.

[njbchlover]

I'm sorry - but if you have a double closet filled with more drugs, pills, remedies, etc. than the Rite Aid pharmacy, you have something else going on besides Lyme Disease.  I understand and sympathize with Yolanda, but I think she has a lot of mental issues she needs to deal with, aside from her physical problems.

 

Also, seeing all that beautiful food on the boat with Kyle and Mauricio made me think that Chef Leon from Below Deck needs to pack his knives and go home (wow - referencing three Bravo shows in one post...LOL!!).  They are really living the life - good for them!!  :-)

[Sarcastica]

All the stuff about Nicky's wedding...wtf??? Here I thought my family had issues. So Kyle was invited, uninvited and then re-invited again with Mauricio & some of her kids not going? Kyle gurl...I would tell Nicky and Kathy to eff off. 

 

Ken is such a salty old man. I mean he always kinda was, but my god old man. Shut up.

 

Yolanda's vitamin closet...whatever that thing was. Holy crap.

 

Oh and I love Eileen Davidson. 

[Bronzedog]

I have always spent the same amount of money on my nieces and if I took one somewhere, I'd spend an equal amount of time with the other. Although they have both been my favorite at different times, I always tried to show no favoritism. To invite 2 out of 4 nieces, especially from the same family and leave the other 2 out? WTF?

[Pickles]

Is Rick Hilton angry at Mauricio for setting up The Agency? Good grief.

[DebbieM4]

This will be a long season if we're going to be continually subjected to this Yolanda bullshit.   The whole having Lisa & Eileen come into her bedroom was for what purpose, exactly?  She's told she has visitors, her response is to bring them into her bedroom where she's lying helplessly in her bed, and then it quickly became something like, "Oh, now that you've seen me confined to bed, where I didn't really need to be in the first place, let's all go into the living room".  Whereupon she jumps up and off she goes.

 

The woman is neurotic, and I don't know what other problems she has, but she is ridiculous.  Anything to keep herself front and center, I guess.  This is not entertainment.

Edited December 9, 2015 by DebbieM4

[mbaywife123]

You can bet your bottom dollar that when Kyle's daughters start getting married that if only Kathy was invited she wouldn't show up without her husband.

However, Kyle and Mauricio would never be that petty or vindictive to do that type of nonsense to family members.

[njbchlover]

I have always spent the same amount of money on my nieces and if I took one somewhere, I'd spend an equal amount of time with the other. Although they have both been my favorite at different times, I always tried to show no favoritism. To invite 2 out of 4 nieces, especially from the same family and leave the other 2 out? WTF?

 

Kyle explained that there were "no children invited" (well, except for Portia, everyone's favorite flower girl), so that is why her one daughter wasn't invited.  We've had weddings like this in our family, except when there are no children under 18, there are NO children under 18 - no flower girls, no ring bearers, no "jr. bridesmaids"....NO ONE under 18!!  

 

Was the other daughter that wasn't invited the one that works for Mauricio?  I can't keep the older girls straight, sorry!!  

[mbaywife123]

All the stuff about Nicky's wedding...wtf??? Here I thought my family had issues. So Kyle was invited, uninvited and then re-invited again with Mauricio & some of her kids not going? Kyle gurl...I would tell Nicky and Kathy to eff off. 

 

Ken is such a salty old man. I mean he always kinda was, but my god old man. Shut up.

 

Yolanda's vitamin closet...whatever that thing was. Holy crap.

 

Oh and I love Eileen Davidson.

Did you notice that Yo was on her iPad and as soon as LisaR and Eileen arrived she whipped off her glasses, put away her iPad and grabbed her blankie and put on her sick face.

[rehoboth]

To me Eileen won the show last week with her 'Thanks ........... bitch' line.  Tonight I give it to Ken - 'Give her a  mumu - she loves 'em!'  I was literally laughing out loud at that.  Thanks Ken.

 

The worst thing about tonight was Yolanda and her parasite.  TMI.   I also thought she said that she has weekly colonics.  How can that be good for you?  That's not natural for your body.  I don't get it.

[bravofan27]

Lisa was really annoying. She says stuff like she is concerned, but it's really just to stir up drama and make people feel bad. Pressing Kyle about the wedding when the girls were all obviously quiet and Kyle asked her to stop talking made me made. She is treating everyone like they are her servers at SUR, where she can add her input and they listen because she is the boss and they like attention from her. 

 

Is the girl that got her hand bit going to the wedding? Is it because kim  is mad at her that she isn't invited (didn't Kim say that the girl provoked the dog and blamed her for the dogs demise?)

 

Do Lisa RInna and Ellen Degenerous share a closet? Lisa reminds me of a barbie version of Ellen. Butch Barbie. Her hair is hideous. That's why her career has stalled maybe

 

To me Eileen won the show last week with her 'Thanks ........... bitch' line.  Tonight I give it to Ken - 'Give her a  mumu - she loves 'em!'  I was literally laughing out loud at that.  Thanks Ken.

 

Yeah, but don't use the "Thanks... Bitch" line on here or you will get grounded for three days and a stern warning that bitch is not a nice word. I just went with it because it was sort of funny. 

Edited December 9, 2015 by bravofan27

[DebbieM4]

Wow, that exchange between Yo and David at the dentist office was all kinds of awkward.

Yo: aren't you glad you married me?

David: thrilled (not) and out the door he went.

 

I agree.  The David cameo appearance was so glaringly intended to present some kind of image.  Of what?  A loving marriage?  Even before the divorce announcement, I wasn't buying that.  So silly that he popped in.

 

And the choking thing was really dumb.  I feel that way every time I have my teeth cleaned.  I knew Bravo was likely playing that up for drama in the promos, but it turned out to be even more lame than I expected.

[WireWrap]

I actually thought that Mauricio seemed pretty open to talking about it.

He was and Lisa/Ken followed HIS lead and didn't Kyle bring up the subject first? Why didn't she tell Lisa on their walk before dinner, when none of the kids were around since she didn't want to talk aboutin front of them. Neither Lisa or Ken said anything wrong, they fully supported Kyle/Mauricio.

[njbchlover]

I agree.  The David cameo appearance was so glaringly intended to present some kind of image.  Of what?  A loving marriage?  Even before the divorce announcement, I wasn't buying that.  So silly that he popped in.

 

And the choking thing was really dumb.  I feel that way every time I have my teeth cleaned.  I knew Bravo was likely playing that up for drama in the promos, but it turned out to be even more lame than I expected.

 

I was actually cringing during that scene, got up and walked away.  I have huge dentist fear and I have major anxiety whenever I go.  The noises, the instruments, everything about that scene was completely freaking me out!!!  (Including the phony caring from David.)

Edited December 9, 2015 by njbchlover

[BogoGog24]

I've heard of another disease, unfortunately I can't remember the name, but it is a disease that gets easily confused with Lyme because of similar symptoms. Maybe that is what Yolanda really has. Also, this is like the third show where people are discussing colonics. One thing she should stop doing is getting a colonic every week. It's completely unnecessary. It interferes with your body's natural process and doing them too often can cause more harm than good. A couple times a year, if at all, would probably suffice. A weekly basis is killing her. I think she is so proactive about "being healthy" with the lemons, the green smoothies, her home pharmacy in a closet, the weekly colonics, etc. that she is actually making her condition worse. She is overdoing it IMO.

[WireWrap]

I wish Kyle would understand that she does not need these Kathy and Kim problems. Let them wallow in their bitter bitter misery. How do you have all the money and luxuries in the world and still manage to be a hateful woman, Kathy? Was Mauricio meant to work under Rick's thumb until he (Mauricio) took his last breath? Is Mauricio meant to live his life in permanent genuflection to the almighty Rick Hilton? Is that why Kathy is so damn puckered and salty, years and years later?

 

Speaking of puckered and salty. Kenneth Todd, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Is he trying to join Peter Thomas in the husband wanting to join the cast. Ken was so ridiculous when Lisa was looking through her wardrobe for clothes. Your wife teeters around on platform heels yet you want to have an opinion on another woman's sartorial choices? Do better, man.

Ken has ALWAYS been like this, just like Mauricio has. Both husbands have been featured on the show like that.

 

This will be a long season if we're going to be continually subjected to this Yolanda bullshit.   The whole having Lisa & Eileen come into her bedroom was for what purpose, exactly?  She's told she has visitors, her response is to bring them into her bedroom where she's lying helplessly in her bed, and then it quickly something like, "Oh, now that you've seen me confined to bed, where I didn't really need to be in the first place, let's all go into the living room".  Whereupon she jumps up and off she goes.

 

The woman is neurotic, and I don't know what other problems she has, but she is ridiculous.  Anything to keep herself front and center, I guess.  This is not entertainment.

I had to laugh, when the cameras first showed Yolanda in bed, she was READING/looking at her phone, she took off her glasses, laid the phone down and curled the pillow around her head....IT IS ALL AN ACT TO GARNER SYMPATHY IMO. Oh, least I forget,, she walked them to the door when they left as well. LOL

Edited December 9, 2015 by WireWrap

[Wings]

 It would have served Kyle well to have calmly stated, to Kathy,  that Portia would not be the flower girl, nor would she come,  since her entire family was not included.  This to be stated without anger or attitude. It would have come from an etiquette point of view.  Clearly Kathy is big on that one!.  :eye roll and gag:

 

My heart goes out to Kyle.  She wants to be loved by her family, we all do, and she is in so much pain and conflict.  I wish she could get to the observer part in her head to see things clearly.  She is the shining star in that family and she cannot see that.

 

I think Lisa was on point to call Kyle out on not discussing what was going on. Kyle brought her into it and then shut it down.  If you don't want to talk about something, don't talk about it.  I understood Lisa's frustration. And I understand Kyle not knowing where to go with her pain.  I have empathy for both sides. 

[DebbieM4]

Did you notice that Yo was on her iPad and as soon as LisaR and Eileen arrived she whipped off her glasses, put away her iPad and grabbed her blankie and put on her sick face.

 

Yes, I actually meant to include that in my post (a few posts upthread).  Clearly setting a scene and manipulating their emotions.  I was kind of surprised that they seemed so sympathetic (knowing her the way they do), but I have a feeling that won't last.

[Sarcastica]

Did you notice that Yo was on her iPad and as soon as LisaR and Eileen arrived she whipped off her glasses, put away her iPad and grabbed her blankie and put on her sick face.

 

Yup. Noticed that. 

[TexasGal]

Kyle explained that there were "no children invited" (well, except for Portia, everyone's favorite flower girl), so that is why her one daughter wasn't invited.  We've had weddings like this in our family, except when there are no children under 18, there are NO children under 18 - no flower girls, no ring bearers, no "jr. bridesmaids"....NO ONE under 18!!  

 

Was the other daughter that wasn't invited the one that works for Mauricio?  I can't keep the older girls straight, sorry!!

I THINK (not sure) that the oldest daughter is the one that works with Mauricio, and she was the other one attending as a bridesmaid or somehow in the bridal party. [kidding] Maybe since she's not Mauricio's bio daughter Kathy allowed it. [/maybenotkidding]

[breezy424]

The wedding situation is just screwed up.  I think the only reason Kyle decided to go in the end was because of Portia.  As a mom she knew she had to be there and a probably felt it would be wrong to put the responsibility on Farrah.  I'm sure Farrah would have done it, no problem, but I totally get it.

 

Sophia and Alexia aren't exactly 'kids'.  One is in college and the other it around 14, 15?  That is just wrong.  Kathy and her family need to grow up.  But by judging their behavior over the years......

 

Love Lisa and Kyle having fun together.  It brings me back to season one.  And Mauricio getting lost.  And the Europe porn.....

 

Oh God Yo.  I totally get Lisa and Kyle questioning what is going on.  Most of us here have been doing the same thing.  Yo has a colonic every week?  Another bullet on the list of why this woman is so sick.  And how did she get a two foot parasite?  Maybe from one of her screwed up treatments.  And the CVS closet?  Add another bullet for this. 

 

Lisa, you overstepped.  Have a conversation out of concern but don't do it in front of the children.  And back off when you're getting cues.

 

Shut up Ken.

 

I thought is was a very good episode.

Edited December 9, 2015 by breezy424

[WireWrap]

Kyle explained that there were "no children invited" (well, except for Portia, everyone's favorite flower girl), so that is why her one daughter wasn't invited.  We've had weddings like this in our family, except when there are no children under 18, there are NO children under 18 - no flower girls, no ring bearers, no "jr. bridesmaids"....NO ONE under 18!!  

 

Was the other daughter that wasn't invited the one that works for Mauricio?  I can't keep the older girls straight, sorry!!  

2 of Kyles daughters ARE over 18 but only 1 is invited and she is IN the wedding as is Portia. The other daughter under 18 is old enough to go to an "adult" only wedding IMO. Too leave out 2 daughters is disgusting IMO and was a calculated slap in the face as is NOT inviting Mauricio.

 

To me Eileen won the show last week with her 'Thanks ........... bitch' line.  Tonight I give it to Ken - 'Give her a  mumu - she loves 'em!'  I was literally laughing out loud at that.  Thanks Ken.

 

The worst thing about tonight was Yolanda and her parasite.  TMI.   I also thought she said that she has weekly colonics.  How can that be good for you?  That's not natural for your body.  I don't get it.

Yolanda is killing herself with all these 'holistic' treatments, including but not limited to her 'weekly colonics' IMO.

[AttackTurtle]

I stated after last week's episode that I thought Yolanda had Lyme disease, but that depression was her biggest issue and I'm even more convinced after this episode. She said she suffered from depression after she split from Mohammed to the point she couldn't get out of bed. I think she knew her marriage was kaput and used the Lyme disease to hold on to it as long as she could. I am curious to see what Taylor says next week on account of the fact that she's close to David's ex-wife.

And if it is depression, then I'm incredibly sympathetic to her b/c I know it can be truly debilitating.

I'm sure Kyle also really did just want to see her niece walk down the aisle. But seriously, we watched Kyle host a book signing party for Nicky Hilton last year at her store, which also gave the book t.v. airtime. If she can host a book party got you, your parents can put their grievances aside and include her husband on the guest list.

Edited December 9, 2015 by AttackTurtle

[Noire]

I like Kyle but she can't say she doesn't want to talk about it...when she brought it up on camera.  We'd never know she was "dis-invited" if she hadn't mentioned it. But I have a ton of sympathy for her as someone brought up around a bunch of narcissists; they really do suck the souls of others around them but she needs to free herself.

 

She needs to stop lapping up Kathy's puddles.  You have as much money and privilege as she does.  Fuck her and enjoy your yacht.  Let her bail out and finance Kim and her kids so she can carry that weight.  If you want to be Big Sister Kathy giving commands, wear that enormous hat and all that bringsinstead of letting the youngest sister bear that weight.

 

And I wish a bitch sister of mine would exclude my husband and 2 kids.  Either we're about family or we're not, this no kids rule at the wedding is utter nonsense when my baby daughter is the flower girl and the other girls are 15 & 16.  We're a package deal especially when he didn't do a damn thing but get out from under your thumb and shine.

[TomGirl]

Note to Lisa R - stop saying, "Shut UP!" every five minutes. You're not 13 years old, and it's not cute.

[notnowimbusy]

I was actually cringing during that scene, got up and walked away.  I have huge dentist fear and I have major anxiety whenever I go.  The noises, the instruments, everything about that scene was completely freaking me out!!!  (Including the phony caring from David.)

I have a horrible phobia of dentists.  When my daughter was little, I took her to her first dental appt.  Hearing the noise, seeing the tools, etc. I promptly passed out!  My husband was on "dentist duty" after that. 

[DebbieM4]

 It would have served Kyle well to have calmly stated, to Kathy,  that Portia would not be the flower girl, nor would she come,  since her entire family was not included.  This to be stated without anger or attitude. It would have come from an etiquette point of view.  Clearly Kathy is big on that one!.  :eye roll and gag:

 

My heart goes out to Kyle.  She wants to be loved by her family, we all do, and she is in so much pain and conflict.  I wish she could get to the observer part in her head to see things clearly.  She is the shining star in that family and she cannot see that.

 

 

 

I understand what you're saying, but there are more relationships at stake here than Kyle & Kathy.  Kyle pulling her entire family away would cause rifts between the cousins, rifts between Kyle & her nephew/nieces, etc.  I really think that she's mindful of keeping the good & healthy family relationships intact.  There certainly seem to be some good ones, and heaven knows this family needs as much of that as they can get!

 

I agree with you 100% that Kyle is the shining star.  She seems to be a great wife & mother, Mauricio seems to adore her and to be a really good father, etc.  I'm sure that Kim is jealous of her, and it seems that Kathy is pretty resentful too.  Screw 'em!  Kyle should enjoy what she has, surround herself with people who make her feel good (Mauricio, her kids, her nieces, nephews, friends, etc.), and disregard the rest.  Easier said than done, I know.  

[Suck It Trebek]

Delurking to say:

1) Sign me up for that vacation. Holy crap.

2) Kathy and Nicki are assholes. That's bullshit that they didn't allow the two middle daughters. As prior posters noted, one of them is in college (and I think she was the one who shut the talk of it all down. Good for her.) She's considered an adult at that point.

3) Yolanda--I see you. Let them see you in your bed and then invite them to the living room. Yeah, okay. Not saying she's not sick, but I am saying that she's martyring herself on a bed of lemons, crowns, and white jeans. My father would call that the "dying swan" act.

4) Ken's only 70?

[Wings]

I understand what you're saying, but there are more relationships at stake here than Kyle & Kathy.  Kyle pulling her entire family away would cause rifts between the cousins, rifts between Kyle & her nephew/nieces, etc.  I really think that she's mindful of keeping the good & healthy family relationships intact.  There certainly seem to be some good ones, and heaven knows this family needs as much of that as they can get!

 

I agree with you 100% that Kyle is the shining star.  She seems to be a great wife & mother, Mauricio seems to adore her and to be a really good father, etc.  I'm sure that Kim is jealous of her, and it seems that Kathy is pretty resentful too.  Screw 'em!  Kyle should enjoy what she has, surround herself with people who make her feel good (Mauricio, her kids, her nieces, nephews, friends, etc.), and disregard the rest.  Easier said than done, I know.  

 

 

That is up to them. It is not Kyle's job to make everyone feel good. Unfortunately she thinks she has to do this, that is the problem here.  Obligation.  If we had to think of every contingent component in our life who may react to our decisions we would go nuts. We only have control over our own lives and reactions to what comes our way.  We are not responsible for anyone else.  Ever

Edited December 9, 2015 by wings707

[izabella]

What does Yo think heavy metals are if not minerals?  She'll take all her fillings out, but doesn't consider the baggies of supplements, vitamins and minerals she is swallowing every day, and feeding to her kids?  Ugh. 

 

Dear Bravo, the scene with Kyle and Lisa in the sports car driving through Tuscany was delightful.  That villa is charming, and everyone is having fun.  I even like Kyle's mu-mu's because she looks so comfortable and the dresses are flirty and fun.  I like to be that easy-breezy on vacation.  More of that please. 

 

Stop showing oral surgery, because that is not why I watch this show, and frankly, I never want to see that on my tv..

[DebbieM4]

We only have Yolanda's word on the length of the parasite.  She is so prone to embellishment and exaggeration (not just pertaining to her health, but to everything) that I'm not only unconvinced re the length but skeptical that she had one at all.  Maybe she did and maybe she didn't, but of course Yo's parasite would have to be a of a size that makes people gasp.  Because that's totally how she rolls.  

 

Since her first season she's been very big on one-upping and attention-grabbing.  And since the "lifestyle" image she tried to promote as a new business fell flat, she's now turned to this.  I would have far more sympathy for her if everything wasn't so over-the-top and ridiculous.    I do think she has health issues, but seriously - Tone it down, Yo.   Stop being so concerned with staging photos and scenes, and get your priorities straight.   All of this would be far more believable.  

Edited December 9, 2015 by DebbieM4

[PhilMarlowe2]

Aaaah, so it seems from the previews that Taylor is vying to get her job back by being the producer's pawn and bringing up the unspeakable re: Yolanda's illness. I should have known she would be the one to drag that topic out in front of the cameras...

 

P.S. I know I am going straight to hell but I cannot help but laugh seeing crotchety old Ken getting shoved into the pool. And is it creepy son-in-law Jason who gives him the heave-ho?

Edited December 9, 2015 by PhilMarlowe2

[bravofan27]

Yolan

da is killing herself with all these 'holistic' treatments, including but not limited to her 'weekly colonics' IMO.

 

No Kidding! If she wasn't dying, she will be. She needs to let her body be a body. Bodies heal and adapt more than she is giving her body credit for. She needs to just let her body repair itself, before she gets everything in there cleaned out.

 

Yolanda needs a real medical doctor, a nice hot shower, and electroshock. The problem has moved to her head at this point. Maybe recalibration will help, esp. if this happened before with Mohammed.

 

I don't know what I would do if my sister told me I couldn't bring my husband to her wedding. I probably wouldn't go. However, if it was going to be a grand event, full of luxury, famous people, and over the top glamour, I'd go to be part of it. 

[Wings]

Yoland's mouth and dangerous metals.  I find it odd that she did not get gold fillings and crowns.  I did.  Granted I had dental insurance and would not have otherwise.  This woman has ALWAYS had enough money for that.  I know the reason.  Gold shows, white caps do not.  So when you laugh with your mouth wide open to show your molars they would be visible.  It is vanity. 

 

And it is not a big deal to have dental work replaced.  David was there holding her hand?  Oh come on. My loving husband never accompanied me to the dentist to get a crown.  Jesus.