S04.E06: Love Bites

[mytmo]

Those bite marks looked like meth marks to me. And for La La to think greasy Jax is better? She looks kinda greasy herself. This episode was a PSA for abstinence if I ever saw one.

[njbchlover]

He demonstrated on the aftershow.  He pulls out and shifts around really quick.  I find the bragging about how many hours they went even more implausible.  

 

I agree with you here.  I didn't watch the aftershow, but during the episode, didn't he say something about 7 hours?  IMO, 7 minutes with that guy is 7 minutes too many!!  7 hours would exhaust any one!!  

 

Unless he is messing around with Viagra.  Doesn't that cause dangerously extensive "staying power" in young men who don't really require it?  

Edited December 8, 2015 by njbchlover

[trimthatfat]

It's a given that James is a disgusting person. That Lauren chick and the way she was trying to avoid the camera was hilarious. I feel so bad for her boyfriend - what a terrible way to find out your girlfriend is cheating.

[Duke2801]

I swear the drama last night was so off-the-charts crazy, that it almost seemed like it was scripted.  Like, what sane person (Laura... or Lauren- eh, whichever) would sleep with James when she's with the much-cuter, non-Muppet Anthony?  And do it knowing that he and Lala (who is supposedly a friend?) are kinda-sorta together? 

 

While, yeah, it was lame of Kristen to try to get into the Sur group photo, James is in a douche-category all his own. 

 

ivygirl, on 07 Dec 2015 - 10:01 PM, said:ivygirl, on 07 Dec 2015 - 10:01 PM, said:

Usually, Arianna's Grumpy Cat facial tic bugs. However, the look she was giving as Lala and Jax walked off together was all kinds of wonderful.

These people sure are messy, aren't they!

 

"Grumpy Cat facial ticks."  That's the perfect description of Ariana's expressions! Love it.

 

Sarcastica, on 08 Dec 2015 - 12:50 AM, said:Sarcastica, on 08 Dec 2015 - 12:50 AM, said:

James is shaped like a cigarette. He is like a walking cigarette. I don't get the appeal.

What did Scheana say when talking to Jax about Lala? "Get her really drunk"??

I can't believe I watch this show. 

Well, ya know, it's fine because Scheana has made a point to tell us that she's "not a feminist."  *exaggerated eyeroll*  I mean, I am NO Lala fan, but that was such a gross, inappropriate thing for her to say. Seriously, my dislike for her is growing stronger each episode.  And given the awful company she's paired with (James, Lala, etc), that's quite a feat.

 

yourmomiseasy, on 08 Dec 2015 - 03:13 AM, said:yourmomiseasy, on 08 Dec 2015 - 03:13 AM, said:

He demonstrated on the aftershow.  He pulls out and shifts around really quick.  I find the bragging about how many hours they went even more implausible.  

 

Don't some people take Viagra "recreationally"?  I guess it's possible if he did that?  But, more likely, he's just a damn liar.

 

eta: njbchlover and I were on the same page I see!

 

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But, hands down, most pathetic award of the night goes to - James and Lala's song. James's British, white boy rapping paired with Lala's barely audible attempts to sound deep and soulful had me rolling! Oh man, that was priceless.

 

 

Ok I am embarrassed to admit it - and I feel like there might be something wrong with me - but I was kinda liking their song.  More than anything I've ever heard Scheanna caterwaul!  Maybe I need to rewatch it to find my inner-snark

Edited December 8, 2015 by Duke2801

[njbchlover]

I swear the drama last night was so off-the-charts crazy, that it almost seemed like it was scripted.  Like, what sane person (Laura... or Lauren- eh, whichever) would sleep with James when she's with the much-cuter, non-Muppet Anthony?  And do it knowing that he and Lala (who is supposedly a friend?) are kinda-sorta together? 

 

While, yeah, it was lame of Kristen to try to get into the Sur group photo, James is in a douche-category all his own. 

 

 

"Grumpy Cat facial ticks."  That's the perfect description of Ariana's expressions! Love it.

 

Well, ya know, it's fine because Scheana has made a point to tell us that she's "not a feminist."  *exaggerated eyeroll*  I mean, I am NO Lala fan, but that was such a gross, inappropriate thing for her to say. Seriously, my dislike for her is growing stronger each episode.  And given the awful company she's paired with (James, Lala, etc), that's quite a feat.

 

 

Don't some people take Viagra "recreationally"?  I guess it's possible if he did that?  But, more likely, he's just a damn liar.

 

eta: njbchlover and I were on the same page I see!

 

 

Ok I am embarrassed to admit it - and I feel like there might be something wrong with me - but I was kinda liking their song.  More than anything I've ever heard Scheanna caterwaul!  Maybe I need to rewatch it to find my inner-snark

 

Me, too...when Lala was singing, I was thinking that this girl can actually carry a tune.  She was quiet and sounded unsure of herself, but I thought she sounded pretty good, singing alone, with no music and no auto-tune.  Waaaay better than Scheanna, even with her voice being auto-tuned!!

 

James, on the other hand, well, he can just have a seat in the back of the audition room, because he wasn't very good.

[The Mighty Peanut]

I agree that the idea of 7 hour sex with James is a great free contraceptive. From personal experience and talking to my fellow women I've gathered most of us have have been with a man trying to show off his endurance, and so far the unanimous response is that you get to a point where it's like UGH GET OUT OF ME. No one goes for seven hours unless there are drugs or multiple breaks and sessions involved, which, fine, but I don't believe James unless he is including the times he is passed out. 

Edited December 8, 2015 by The Mighty Peanut

[jojomano]

You think they use protection???

[ghoulina]

I swear the drama last night was so off-the-charts crazy, that it almost seemed like it was scripted.  Like, what sane person (Laura... or Lauren- eh, whichever) would sleep with James when she's with the much-cuter, non-Muppet Anthony?  And do it knowing that he and Lala (who is supposedly a friend?) are kinda-sorta together?

 

I don't know about scripted, but something felt off. I pondered the idea that Lauren and her bf were on the outs anyhow, so she let James con her into pretending they had sex for 7 hours, just so he could try and make Lala jealous. Maybe he offered to "help her" with a song or something, since apparently every girl who's ever hostessed at Sur is a wanna-be singer. (Scheana, I'm looking at you.) It wouldn't be that hard to make those marks without having intercourse. 

 

You think they use protection???

 

Well, James said he pulled out. 

 

I wouldn't be surprised if these idiots think that counts as protection. 

[Primetimer]

It's a bit by the numbers at this Sexy Unique Restaurant as James's stock plummets and Lala ascends.

Read the story

[walnutqueen]

njbchlover, on 08 Dec 2015 - 06:54 AM, said:

I agree with you here.  I didn't watch the aftershow, but during the episode, didn't he say something about 7 hours?  IMO, 7 minutes with that guy is 7 minutes too many!!  7 hours would exhaust any one!!  

 

Unless he is messing around with Viagra.  Doesn't that cause dangerously extensive "staying power" in young men who don't really require it?  

 

Meth could also be the culprit.  Don't ask how I know this (slinking away, hanging head in shame).

[SFoster21]

I don't know about scripted, but something felt off. I pondered the idea that Lauren and her bf were on the outs anyhow, so she let James con her into pretending they had sex for 7 hours, just so he could try and make Lala jealous. Maybe he offered to "help her" with a song or something, since apparently every girl who's ever hostessed at Sur is a wanna-be singer. (Scheana, I'm looking at you.) It wouldn't be that hard to make those marks without having intercourse.

Well, James said he pulled out.

I wouldn't be surprised if these idiots think that counts as protection.

Pregnancy and disease can both occur.

[The Mighty Peanut]

Jax and Kristen didn't use a condom, and James is after all the mini-Jax.

[Diane Mars]

Meth could also be the culprit.  Don't ask how I know this (slinking away, hanging head in shame).

Coke too.... (joining you.... slinking away... bu not ashamed ^_^ )

[njbchlover]

Meth could also be the culprit.  Don't ask how I know this (slinking away, hanging head in shame).

 

I didn't think of that, Walnutqueen - you could be right (and, no, I won't ask how you know...)

 

I don't know how any of these girls can actually think that James is attractive.  He does look okay in some photos, but most times, to me, he just looks dirty, and kind of awkward.  He is very thin, without much body definition.  (Nothing wrong with being thin, but his body kind of reminds me of a 15 year old before he has hit full maturation.)  He just reminds me of a strung out heroin/meth addict half the time.

 

He's not even charming, or has a nice personality.  I could understand his appeal if he had some redeeming personality traits, but I can't even find those.  He can't handle his liquor and drinks to get hammered, not just a few drinks to have a good time--another sign of immaturity.  He can be nasty and crude.  He can't keep his mouth shut about any of his supposed sexcapades - what girl wants that news broadcasted all over the place? (oh, wait, we're talking about the SUR girls here - so maybe that is a plus, in their eyes...)  

 

He's just a young asshole with a big ego.  

 

I get that he is trying to be "Jax, jr.", or a younger version of Jax, but even then, I could see the appeal that Jax may have had when he was in his 20's, but with James, I'm just not seeing it.

Edited December 8, 2015 by njbchlover

[runforcover]

La la is KILLING IT.

[Ubiquitous]

Almost forgot: If Jax had 5 days to live, he'd murder his enemies...and already has the hit list ready. And, you guys, he BROUGHT UP this topic. It wasn't like Scheana asked and he jokingly said ha-ha, I wouldn't leave James to get Lala. (Well, that didn't sound funny either, but you know what I mean.) He watched this show, decided what he would do with his 5 days, and then decided to make it a topic of conversation. And not only that, but when Scheana gave the typical travel to Paris and Egypt, what are you stupid, Scheana, you'd spend two days traveling; the only viable response is to murder your mortal enemies! Wow. In case we didn't already think Jax was a psychopath, there you go!

Good grief! I couldn't believe my ears when I heard that! Was he trying to be morbidly funny when he said he'd spend his last five days killing people he hated?

 

Do you think that guy Kevin Lee is always ON for the cameras or do you think he is ALWAYS sashaying around with his "Gay it up! WEEEEEHOOOOO!?" God that would be annoying

I have no doubt Kevin Lee is always "ON", and yes, that crap makes me embarrassed to be gay. Hi face was over botoxed and surgeried too, was it not?

 

Those bite marks looked like meth marks to me.

What's a "meth mark"? Gawd help me for even thinking about this, but did DJ Muppet Baby claim biting pushed him over the edge or biting could do it without any other, umm, external stimulus?

 

ETA: Spelling.

Edited December 9, 2015 by Ubiquitous

[bosawks]

Can catching an STD/STI be considered a workman's comp claim?

 

That's probably why Lisa was warning Lala away from Jax..

[walnutqueen]

Ubiquitous, on 08 Dec 2015 - 10:18 AM, said:

What's a "meth mark"?

 

Meth wreaks havoc on the skin (among other things), resulting in "sores" that meth users obsessively pick at.

[SFoster21]

Well, Jax probably figures the devil

has a bed waiting, so why not commit major felonies on your way to the afterlife?

[The Mighty Peanut]

Well, Jax probably figures the devil

has a bed waiting, so why not commit major felonies on your way to the afterlife?

 

He's got stolen sunglasses to protect his eyes from hellfire and enough pilfered liquor for a good chunk of eternity. Perhaps Jax is smarter than we thought.

[Box305]

 

Imma gonna watch again, but during the workout the trainer said to pretend they were in bed. Shay says "that will make me throw up" or something.

 

That comment really stood out to me. I desperately wanted to know if it came out wrong, or does he really find sex with his wife disgusting? Maybe it's because he's slipping and sliding all over the sateen bedspread, being choked by fluffy pillows, and can't open his eyes unless he wants to see his own, giant face looming over them.

 

 I'm pretty sure he meant that the exercise/position would make him puke because he had just finished puking in the parking lot. He wasn't complaining about having sex with his wife. 

Edited December 8, 2015 by Box305

[WhosThatGirl]

I felt bad for Shay after his talking head. That makes me so sad for him that he feels like Schena can now use his problems as something to hold over him. If this is real, that's so sad.. 

 

I don't know. Neither James, nor Lala gives me any entertainment. I don't find either of their drama good. 

[ScoobieDoobs]

Sur seems to me like it would be more of a late dinner kind if place. The area it is in is not like any part of Manhattan. So the chances of getting someone leaving work walking by there and stopping in for happy hour or something is nil. When I was working in Beverly Hills there was plenty of places that were PACKED all day...Villa Blanca was not one of them. Apparently.not in the area SUR is located.

 

Well, I wouldn't even try to compare LA to Manhattan, as far as layout.  Seems pointless.  But here in Manhattan, Happy Hour can be a big thing, especially on Thursdays.  Like I said before, happening places here are packed then at 6 or 6:30.  Guess LA is pretty diff in that respect.  I was staying in WeHo, not far from SUR, that's why I figured I'd pop over there -- and it was closer to 6:30.  Dead as a doornail.  Passed by Pump around 7 & it also looked deserted.  Last time I was in LA & I went by both of them, it was later -- around 8 or 9 & it was still the same.  And I saw nobody from the show except Peter (at SUR, that is).  So when do Lisa's shitty joints get going?  Midnite?  Ever?

 

Now, you may ask, why do I keep going back to SUR?  Well, I only actually ate there once & will NEVER do that again.  But to sit by the bar & get the chance to talk to a chucklefuck?  That I might go back again for, as nutty as it sounds -- BUT only if I'm staying nearby & it isn't too outta my way.

 

You know, I wouldn't mind seeing Stassi show up, but I'm scratching my head trying to figure out how they can weave her in here.  She has no connection to the chucklefucks.  Even getting Kristen in seems like such a stretch.  Clearly, they're trying hard to get her in, but it's feeling very forced.  So Stass showed up at the After Show & she felt completely out of place.  Me thinks the producers got a big prob.  Cuz Stass & Kristen give the show a much needed jolt & yet they both seem so disconnected with everyone else.

 

So James as young Jax?  That's this season's main storyline?  Um, no.

Edited December 8, 2015 by ScoobieDoobs

[The Mighty Peanut]

You guys need to watch the aftershow clips on Bravo. Julie and Brandy do not give a single fuck about James and Lala, who themselves give many, many fucks. For example, it is pointed out that Lala and James' celebrity couple name would be "Lames" and they are totally pissed and suggest "JaJa". James says they "are so totally the opposite of lame". Brandy (in regards to JaJa) replies "We didn't write that." 

 

Also, there's this (paraphrased)

 

Julie/Brandy: We want to know more about the song. 

James: Well, I want Lala to be able to talk.

Lala: Yeah, I--

James: Basically it was what I was feeling at the time, I was mostly responsible--

Lala: He was--

James: It was kind of like a culmination of events that came, like, naturally after breaking with Kristen, like, and then meeting--

Julie/Brandy: are you going to do an acoustic version? 

 

http://www.bravotv.com/vanderpump-rules/season-4/episode-6/videos/after-show-lala-and-james-unplugged

 

ETA: OH MY GOD JAMES JUST COMPARED HIMSELF TO EMINEM.  I wish it were appropriate for me to do live commentary as I watch this. He keeps reciting the damn lyrics and no one is impressed. Especially not Eminem, who I date exclusively in my imagination.

Edited December 8, 2015 by The Mighty Peanut

[ghoulina]

Now, you may ask, why do I keep going back to SUR?  Well, I only actually ate there once & will NEVER do that again.  But to sit by the bar & get the chance to talk to a chucklefuck?  That I might go back again for, as nutty as it sounds -- BUT only if I'm staying nearby & it isn't too outta my way

 

I would never ask! If I were in the area, you can be damn sure I'd plant my ass at that bar (wouldn't eat there, based on all the reviews) and try and get the scoop or have a Bravolebrity sighting. 

[Elizabeth]

Was Lauren still with the Anthony guy or were they broken up? The "Lauren's Ex" thing confused me.

 

SUR really is a gross, incestual-like circle .. that's why I love this show LOL! And I totally agree with the comment about the show and the shade Brandy and Julie throw James' way.

Edited December 8, 2015 by Elizabeth

[OnceSane]

http://www.bravotv.com/vanderpump-rules/season-4/episode-6/videos/after-show-lala-and-james-unplugged

 

ETA: OH MY GOD JAMES JUST COMPARED HIMSELF TO EMINEM.  I wish it were appropriate for me to do live commentary as I watch this. He keeps reciting the damn lyrics and no one is impressed. Especially not Eminem, who I date exclusively in my imagination.

You too? Glad I'm not the only one.

[The Mighty Peanut]

You too? Glad I'm not the only one.

 

No, you're definitely not alone. I am even referenced in one of his songs, have you heard of Stan? I have a thing for short, tattooed bad boys (not James, though). PS Marshall never makes me bite him in our imaginary relationship.

Edited December 8, 2015 by The Mighty Peanut

[WhosThatGirl]

I would never ask! If I were in the area, you can be damn sure I'd plant my ass at that bar (wouldn't eat there, based on all the reviews) and try and get the scoop or have a Bravolebrity sighting. 

I would go to the bar too, just to check out and see if I spot any of these people. I wouldn't eat there, the reviews are terrible, but I'm not exactly a drink snub so I would order an easy drink and just sit around and hope that I could see Jax dropping glasses behind the bar or something. Hell, if I was there, maybe I would drive around the back alley and see if I could spot Kristen by the dumpsters, because if I'm honest, SHE'S probably who I would be most excited to see!

[yourmomiseasy]

ETA - Do you think that guy Kevin Lee is always ON for the cameras or do you think he is ALWAYS sashaying around with his "Gay it up! WEEEEEHOOOOO!?" God that would be annoying

 

He was the same way on RHOBH when he was Pandora's wedding planner and I think he was the inspiration for the wedding planner in the movie Father of the Bride, so I'm guessing it's an always thing.

 

He said on the after show that it's too hot in LA to not wear a tank top. Plus, it was Pride and he was supposed to wear his little uniform tank. However, at one point, he was DJing with a blazer over it. That would have been fine. Not to mention, that back scratches could not be seen, even with his ridiculous hanky of a tank top. He pulled it back several times to show off THOSE marks, so it's quite obvious he was not trying to hide anything. 

 

He's full of shit.  Most people in LA manage to never wear those weird low cut giant arm hole tank tops that he wears except maybe as a bathingsuit cover-up.  The tank top he arrived in was skimpier than his uniform one.  I think Pride weekend was actually unseasonably cold and only in the low 70s.  We had weird weather this year.  He totally could have kept the blazer on, but he was probably getting all hot and sweaty from whatever uppers he was taking.  Also, as an aside, I think making your restaurant staff wear tank tops is gross.  No one wants to see a bunch of uncovered armpits at an eating establishment. 

 

 

I agree that the idea of 7 hour sex with James is a great free contraceptive. From personal experience and gossip filled nights with fellow women I've gathered most of us have have been with a man trying to show off his endurance, and so far the unanimous response is that you get to a point where it's like UGH GET OUT OF ME. No one goes for seven hours unless there are drugs or multiple breaks and sessions involved, which, fine, but I don't believe James unless he is including the times he is passed out. 

 

For reals.  My vagina hurts thinking about it.

 

I would never ask! If I were in the area, you can be damn sure I'd plant my ass at that bar (wouldn't eat there, based on all the reviews) and try and get the scoop or have a Bravolebrity sighting. 

 

I live about 4 miles away and can't be assed to go there.  I'm sure parking would be a pain in my ass and it isn't worth the cost of an Uber.  I would go if I was over there anyway and it was within walking distance.  I'll do anything if I already have a parking spot.  I'm old and crabby.

Edited December 8, 2015 by yourmomiseasy

[ScoobieDoobs]

I would never ask! If I were in the area, you can be damn sure I'd plant my ass at that bar (wouldn't eat there, based on all the reviews) and try and get the scoop or have a Bravolebrity sighting. 

 

Hmmmm, so good lead-in to my brush with Peter.  OK, OK, I'll tie this into this ep cuz some shots of Peter in this ep, I was thinking, damn, he's super hot & then other shots he looks like such a greaseball & that voice, that voice, that voice just absolutely kills it for me.  Anyhoo, it was when I went to SUR last year with a friend of mine & we sat by the bar.  Forgettable-looking dude behind the bar, but there was Peter running around with boxes.  I thought he looked built & really hot.  My friend, a stunning blonde gal (oy, sleazy Lala wishes she could look like her), smiled at Peter & he came over lickety-split.  OK, I egged her on to do that, but she was into it.

 

So funny, I could see my friend's reaction when Pete came by.  Turned off.  I mean really, really, really, really turned off.  Why?  Oh man, where do I start?  First off, Pete's a close talker -- and he's got very bad breath.  I could tell cuz my friend turned her head away from him very quickly.  So ya know what my lovely friend did to get him offa her?  She said to Pete that I'm an entertainment lawyer & who some of my clients are.  Ugh, that's all ya have to do to an LA wannabe.  Beautiful as my friend is, Pete left her & was all over me.  And he was babbling excitedly about his "projects".  Oh, this was NOT going at all how I thought it might.  I wanted to get some juicy tidbits about the show or at least check his great body.  Nope, none of that was happening.  It was just Pete working me.  Thankfully, my friend tapped her watch & said we had to go & we left our meh weak drinks & got outta that empty joint quick.

Edited December 9, 2015 by ScoobieDoobs

[OnceSane]

Did I hear the capoeira guy say his "grandma got wet" after the Toms fake-humped the air as the final exercise?

[TattleTeeny]

Lala thinking Jax is super-strong and manly because he can handle the pain and stress of getting a few tattoos. With that rationale, my 5'4"/115 female self is even stronger and manlier! I've never known it to be all that painful.

 

I assumed that this Lauren was no longer with the other guy. Kristen seemed strangely good-natured. And, I can see how James could be attractive, actually; I think I might think so if he were fun or funny or a nice guy. And, ironically, if he didn't find himself to be far better looking than he is.

Edited December 8, 2015 by TattleTeeny

[ghoulina]

Was Lauren still with the Anthony guy or were they broken up? The "Lauren's Ex" thing confused me.

 

That confused me as well. I was wondering if they added "ex" in editing, due to the fact that the arm-biting session broke them up. 

 

I would go to the bar too, just to check out and see if I spot any of these people. I wouldn't eat there, the reviews are terrible, but I'm not exactly a drink snub so I would order an easy drink and just sit around and hope that I could see Jax dropping glasses behind the bar or something. Hell, if I was there, maybe I would drive around the back alley and see if I could spot Kristen by the dumpsters, because if I'm honest, SHE'S probably who I would be most excited to see!

 

I would definitely take a trip out the alley!!! And I would hope and pray Jax was the bartender, so I could give him the most complicated drinks ever and watch him sweat. More than usual. I'd just wear a Hazmat suit as a precaution. 

[bblancobrnx]

Did I hear the capoeira guy say his "grandma got wet" after the Toms fake-humped the air as the final exercise?

No, he said something about his floor getting wet I think

[ScoobieDoobs]

I would definitely take a trip out the alley!!! And I would hope and pray Jax was the bartender, so I could give him the most complicated drinks ever and watch him sweat. More than usual. I'd just wear a Hazmat suit as a precaution. 

 

You know, the one I'd like to chat with is Sandoval.  Honestly, this season he's reminding me what a nice, sweet guy he can be.  And he's been in LA quite a while, struggling as a mactor, so I'm sure he must have some fun LA-centric wacky celeb stories to tell, which I kinda love.

 

I'd like to know when Scheana is working.  Cuz I'd take an older friend of mine, who could say to Scheana, "you poor dear, I do hope your marriage works out".  I wanna see how she'd react.  I couldn't get away with saying this.  But my friend could.  But when are any of the chucklefucks actually there?  Sorry, eating at 10 or midnite ain't for me anymore.

 

Jax skeers me.  I'm not sure I could talk to him.  But my curiosity might help me get over it.  Not sure.  I'd wanna bring a pretty gal with me & see if he flirts with me or her or both.  But then again, I could see him flirting with anyone who'll pay him, regardless of gender.  Idk, he still skeers me.

 

I am still not digging Ariana.  I couldn't imagine trying to chat with her.  And I'm totally indifferent to Katie.  But Scheana?  Now, if I spotted Scheana working, I'd actually get a table (in her section of course) & have a little bit of Lisa's bleh, meh food.  Not especially digging Scheana this season & yet I get the feeling she'd be a hoot to chat with.  Oh btw, when I was at SUR I couldn't shake that Amy Phillips' vid of her doing Kristen, where she's hiding behind cars stalking SUR.  EEK!

[ivygirl]

You guys need to watch the aftershow clips on Bravo. Julie and Brandy do not give a single fuck about James and Lala, who themselves give many, many fucks. For example, it is pointed out that Lala and James' celebrity couple name would be "Lames" and they are totally pissed and suggest "JaJa". James says they "are so totally the opposite of lame". Brandy (in regards to JaJa) replies "We didn't write that." 

 

...

Julie/Brandy: are you going to do an acoustic version? 

 

http://www.bravotv.com/vanderpump-rules/season-4/episode-6/videos/after-show-lala-and-james-unplugged

This was all kinds of super awesome. Thanks for posting the link. It was such a contrast to last week's interview with Jax and Kristen... who seemed totally in on the joke and acted (for the most part) very naturally with one another. Lala basically has the same look of detachment on her face through most of the clip.

I loved the title of the song as it appeared onscreen: "Only You aka Feeling You?" by James Kennedy and Lady Lala.

[Duke2801]

runforcover, on 08 Dec 2015 - 12:44 PM, said:

La la is KILLING IT.

 

Ok if by "it" you mean her pride, self-respect, and chances of NOT getting an STD by sleeping with both James and Jax?  Then I heartily concur!

[psychoticstate]

So much for Lisa and Ken's so-called rule about fraternizing/dating within Sur.  EVERYONE is involved with everyone around that place.

 

My heart breaks for Shay based on his TH.  He seems much more clear about what's going on within his relationship than Scheana does.  She's just putting a pretty face on everything and going with it.  Everything is fine because they had that one talk.  He doesn't need to be at Gay Pride, he doesn't need to be going to a strip club (hopefully they were joking.)  He's an ADDICT.  He's in recovery.  Thank God for Flat Iron and Schwartzie.  They seem to actually get and understand what he's going through and what he needs. I hope Shay has stuck with the exercise sessions, even if it's not that exact one.  The humping the floor exercise?  Got to go.

 

Scheana choosing now to change her name at the DMV after a year, or nearly a year, of marriage?  Illustrates that she's putting a pretty face on everything.  Up there with thinking about new diamonds for her ring rather than the fact that her husband left for a week, or however long.

 

I didn't mind Lala last night.  Hopefully the Instagram, etc. was to throw people off and she isn't/wasn't truly dating DJ Muppet Baby.  He's a major scuz.  Okay, I'm impressed that he's related to George Michael and GM is his godfather and I love British accents but other than that?  Keep it walking, slim.  Seven hours  my ass.  Please.  When sparks are shooting out of your lady bits, it's time for last call.  I believe Muppet Baby has watched one too many adult films. 

 

Jax was stoned/wasted/high/wired out of his mind during Gay Pride.  He is such a liability for Sur, how can Lisa keep him employed?  And he's filmed talking someone OUT of a drink . . . there are just no words.  I say Spike sends Jon Taffer over to Sur to have a little one on one with Jax.  I would pay good money to watch Taffer scream at Jax about how he's going to kill someone with bits of glass in the ice and he's destroying Lisa's business.  Now that would be entertainment.

 

Speaking of that greasy monkey, how is Jax swinging all this with Brittany?  Aren't they supposedly together now?  How is he explaining to her his TH that he started the rumor that they broke up and telling others that he's going to eff Lala? 

 

And the question of all questions . . . (well, besides wondering why women want to have sex with James) . . . how did Ken find out that it was Lauren that bit/scratched up James' arm/back? 

[KungFuBunny]

Oh, crap! FI and Shwartzie Tom went to the same  university as I?

 

Speaking of which, what was Jax on at the lame Pride festivities?

 

Didn't someone else say that tonight? Gawd, I hope it wasn't Ken Vanderbucks, who was gossiping to his wife to divert suspicion!

 

OK, I was bored and my attention wandered when it became apparent LaLa was NOT going to be OK with DJ Muppet Baby's bite marks. Oh crap, is THAT why he wears those terrible tank tops?

 

ETA: Spelling.

 

I'm thinking both Toms went to FIT - as in Flat Iron Institute of Technology

 

Jax looked coked up out of his mind and he hasn't slept for at least 48 hours.

 

I hope he wasn't doing Panky with Hanky or Max.

Edited December 8, 2015 by KungFuBunny

[KungFuBunny]

I like how James said something like "How am I supposed to cover these up?" or "I don't want her to see these" and he's wearing a fucking tank top. Gee I don't know James, maybe wear a shirt?

Lala thinking Jax is "real." Yeah he's a real step up from James. LOL not!

That Lauren girl is a real bitch. She acts all fake and lovey dovey to Lala's face knowing she fucked James. That poor Anthony guy.

WTF is wrong with Scheaner? I gave her the benefit of the doubt at first when she made that comment about not being able to be with someone sober but she has made that comment twice now. And she thinks it's alright to bring him to a bar for a big event that basically is all about drinking? Why did she need to bring Ariana with her to get her license redone? Who smiles for a driver's license? Aghhhhh!!!!!! As Kristen would say "I can't even."

I didn't think it was possible for anyone to be worse than Jax but there is. I think James might really be worse.

 

I think they know in advance whether or not they are going to be filmed. It's not like any of them show up at SUR and are told right then and there as they have to arrive early. Not being a cast member she had to sign a release before being filmed. The girl was micced up. She knew she had sex with James. She knew it probably would make it to air - hence her being micced up. I guess she wants to be on this show.

 

Why would she even think about having sex with that Tim Burton cartoon figure when she has Anthony?

 

Scheana cracks me up. I think she is totally clueless but honest. She really can not contemplate life with a partner who can't drink and party. It was her lifestyle before the show. Now with the show - this is where the majority of her income comes from - all of them at least once per episode going somewhere and drinking at a club.

[ihartcoffee]

Lala is pretty, but her hair looked greasy or weighed down.

[bichonblitz]

Dammmnnn,  Shay is boring.  He goes to work out with the two Tom's and winds up throwing up in the parking lot. The guy is in his early 30's, right? I just don't like this guy or his vapid little Scheana with the most horrible voice I have ever had the displeasure of listening to.  She always looks dirty to me. Scheana is a very lucky girl to have been given the drama queen spot that Stassi somehow screwed up. Make the most of it Scheana, honey, cause once this show is over you will never be heard of again. 

[ScoobieDoobs]

Jax was stoned/wasted/high/wired out of his mind during Gay Pride.  He is such a liability for Sur, how can Lisa keep him employed?  And he's filmed talking someone OUT of a drink . . . there are just no words.  I say Spike sends Jon Taffer over to Sur to have a little one on one with Jax.  I would pay good money to watch Taffer scream at Jax about how he's going to kill someone with bits of glass in the ice and he's destroying Lisa's business.  Now that would be entertainment.

 

OK, so Jax being totally shit-faced while supposedly working was bad enough.  And then these comments from him about not wanting to clean up the broken glass & clearly not caring about it mixing with ice was absolutely nuts.  This is the message Lisa wants to put out there about how her restaurants are run?  Let's wait for those lawsuits to put her outta business.

 

So she fired that loser Frank for back-talking to what was probably some d-level production assistant (cuz I seriously can't imagine anyone of any importance being caught dead in ANY of Lisa's joints -- EVER).  And she's fine & dandy with Jax "joking" about not giving a shit whether he serves drinks with ice & broken glass?  OK then.  I think next time I go to SUR I'll BYOB & also bring some ice & glassware from the hotel I'm staying at too.  Or not going at all is sounding like a better idea.

 

So how is Kristen making dough now?  Selling t-shirts?  Or is 99.999999% of her money coming from Bravo & Lisa & Satan Andy?  Hmmmmm.  Lisa can say & act all she likes about how she can't stand Kristen, but it's a bunch of hooey cuz she still employs her on the show.  And notice she's in the opening credits, so Kristen ain't goin' nowhere.

Edited December 8, 2015 by ScoobieDoobs

[bichonblitz]

 

First off, Pete's a close talker -- and he's got very bad breath.  I could tell cuz my friend turned her head away from him very quickly.  

 

I bet they ALL have bad breath. You know all of them must be smoking cigs while sitting in  that rat infested back alley at SUR during their "breaks"

[FozzyBear]

Sooooo anyone want to put money on a Jax/Scheena hookup by the end of the season? Think about it, Scheena loves attention and very superficial relationships. Jax's entire MO when going after a girl is to just lay it on thicker than a king sized snicker. It's his thing to be that guy. The guy that's always there when you need someone to go to ikea with you, or buy you a drink after a long day, or hang out with you at the party when your boyfriend has to get home early. He's always there until one day you fall into to bed with him. Right now Scheena's life if full of not fun stuff, including her husband telling her she's not perfect. I could see Jax being the fun guy telling her she deserves to be happy...in bed...with him.

[KungFuBunny]

Sooooo anyone want to put money on a Jax/Scheena hookup by the end of the season? Think about it, Scheena loves attention and very superficial relationships. Jax's entire MO when going after a girl is to just lay it on thicker than a king sized snicker. It's his thing to be that guy. The guy that's always there when you need someone to go to ikea with you, or buy you a drink after a long day, or hang out with you at the party when your boyfriend has to get home early. He's always there until one day you fall into to bed with him. Right now Scheena's life if full of not fun stuff, including her husband telling her she's not perfect. I could see Jax being the fun guy telling her she deserves to be happy...in bed...with him.

I don't see Scheana hooking up with Jax.

I do see Shay possibly going on a bender and Scheana using that as an excuse to hookup with someone else.

She'll expect to be forgiven for the transgression and I see her more with Anthony as he kind of has that boy next door look like Eddie Cibrian.

[Rosebud1970]

I'd like to know what time of day Sheana went to that DMV.  I've been to that one before, and I had to wait 3 hours.  The parking lot was dead, and the woman said she didn't have to wait long.  How is that even possible???  Damn the Vanderpump staff and their perks!

 

I kind of wanted Lala to kick Lauren's ass.  What a stealth bitch, that one!  

She most likely made an appointment with the DMV.  That's what I did the last time I had to take a photo and an eye test to renew my DL. Easy peasy. Just breezed in and out at the appointed time. The whole thing took under 30 minutes.

[yourmomiseasy]

 

And the question of all questions . . . (well, besides wondering why women want to have sex with James) . . . how did Ken find out that it was Lauren that bit/scratched up James' arm/back? 

 

I fanwanked that DJ Muppet told Max and Max told Ken.

[FozzyBear]

God James was insufferable about the whole thing. If you don't want people asking just put on a damn shirt! He was literally grabbing people to show off his hickies and then claiming he doesn't kiss and tell.

Edited December 9, 2015 by FozzyBear